Several people are lying down in the middle of a field: There's a spiky-haired boy carrying a two-by-four, a buff Mr. T rip-off with a tennis racket welded to his wrist, a girl who the aforementioned two are drooling over, another, more unpopular girl who has the misfortune of being a white mage, a crazy wolf/human hybrid with a lengthy number for a surname, and a recently-joined ninja. The boy is Air, the buff guy Tarot, the girl Tiara, the nerd Airhead, the hybrid Teal 197097etc… and the ninja Euphoria.

Air: So… we've been lying in this field for about a year now, right.

Tarot: Yep.

Tiara: You think everybody forgot about us.

Teal guy: Probably. I doubt they'll even read this chapter. They've all probably unsubscribed to DSR's author alert.

Euphoria: Who are they?

Air: The three people who used to read this before the author stopped caring.

Airhead: So what do you think cause him to write this chapter then, if not for fame, fortune, or reviews?

DSR: Boredom more than anything.

Air: You're back!

DSR: Yep. Let me explain.

Enter flashback

It was about a year ago. My cousin was visiting so I was spending even less time on FIVII than normal. When I finally started writing chapter 29, she asked about this story. I showed her. However, I noticed something odd.

From my first chapter to the one I was writing at the time, my writing and joke telling styles had dramatically changed. There were still some similarities, however. For example, I still used so many jokes that were stolen from other places that I should have about 5,000 lawsuits right now. I still relied on random humor that came from nowhere (like Mrs. Strutzermeyer, Compory, and the goth-filled town.) And I still was thoroughly weird and wacky. Still, I was amazed at it, and embarrassed when I read some of my older stuff. Upon rereading chapter 29, it also became clear to me that my writing was way too weird after seeing some of my cousin's expressions. I decided to take a small break from writing.

Soon, I forgot about FIVII. Not about the whole thing, I could never forget it, I just forgot almost all of the aspects of the story. I knew it was a parody, but that was a about it.

Recently, I decided to go back and look at my old work, something I hadn't done in over a year. I was still embarrassed about some parts, but all in all I actually liked it. I realized that my humor was weird, but it wasn't bad, just… different. I decided that with my new ideas of humor, I would attempt to write more of this parody. And that's why this chapter is here.

End Flashback

Air: That wasn't so much a flashback as it was a monologue.

DSR: Who cares, the important thing is: We're back.

Everyone: Woo!

DSR: Now just one more thing remains, you've been lying here for a year now, why haven't you died yet?

Airhead: Oh yeah, we survived by eating our mataria.

Euphoria: WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Teal 197097: What's her problem?

DSR: Insanity.

Yes, It's true. FIVII is back. I might also continue FIX, but I'm not sure about that yet. Oh well. Look forward to the next chapter, a normal one (that is, normal in the world of Final Idiotsy.)