Sir-dik-dik is on spring break and I'm bored. I' m going to be putting a lot of YVG up so review you sick bastards. So here it is the first chapter to YVG2, Blowing stuff up.
Disclaimer, I don't own anything and if a person sounds like you, stop watching the OC.
Halo everybody nice to meet you sorry for the pun, I couldn't resist. Now for the main attraction, me going on about my life in about a few words. They say that a picture is only worth a thousand words, looks at first gig, but this is worth maybe twenty. Yes I have a band called Killer7 and the first song we did was called "Your Lucks up" and it was a hit with the crowd. We then made a nice payday and were asked to open up at house of blues and I'm excited. I'm not telling who it is because you all would call me a lucky SOB. But life rocks and I plan to write on how we did in a chapter or two. Masterbeef these chapters will be more regular and… that's about it. Note I will use weapons from Halo2 and Unreal Championship. So here it is, drenched in My Chemical Romance juice, Blowing stuff up.
The two teams transported to their bases and looked at each other.
"The first team to totally kill the other team wins." SDD announced over the microphone.
"Holy beep, we don't respond till after the match so we have to stay alive longer and those mother beepers have a one-eyed sniper." Soul Brotha' complained.
"That sounds like an advantage to me." Master Baiter looked at him.
"Those lucky son of a gun never misses. The scary thing is that he snipes with his blind eye." Tayter's normal personality came out; "Oh I mean we should fling roses at them."
The Green base was filled with commotion as Super Size me was choked because he said "like us," in a sentence.
"If I ever find the person that made up that joke I swear I will kill him." Mendez let go of Super Size me. After an over dramatic pause a bullet rang through and killed T-bone. Blood covers the floor as they took out their weapons, this meant war. But before anyone ever moved, a large tank waited outside for the green team piloted by none other than Mr. Explosives. He shot a cannon shot but the glass didn't shatter.
"Damn, that's some glass." Why Bother I'm Blind taped on it and waved to Mr. Explosives. Shot another blast and still nothing happened. The Green team then ran to the entrance tunnel to their base and planned their next move.
"I will kill him because he has the same tank as us." Mendez took out a rocket launcher and mounted it on his shoulder and before Mr. Explosives could fire away he was killed. Tank parts flew all over the arena as something very odd happened.
In the both
"Are you every going to do something then play Sims2?" Asked Masterbeef as he played Runescape.
"Yes, I'm playing Half-life2." SDD looked happily as he used the physics engine to kill more aliens with an exploding barrel and an assault riffle.
"That was totally a waste of time, you should be using your mind to solve puzzles and become one with the dark side." ATR proudly pumped her fist in the air. CAUTION! READING THIS NEXT LINE WILL SPOIL KOTOR2 IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED IT DO NOT READ THIS. I HATE CAPS LOCK.
"Atton is sent to kill you and the evil old women is using you." SDD said smiling.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo eieoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeieioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." She screamed in horror know knowing the ending of KOTOR2 not playing it.
"There went thirty-two hours of your life." Masterbeef slowly drank his cup of cheese Coke that I don't own.
"I like Halo2 a lot." SDD said playing Half-life2 neither of witch he owns.
"Is this whole line going to be advertisements and disclaimers?" ATR asked.
"No, I just like to do this when I run out of insane things to say." SDD finally turned off his computer and pops in Masterbeef's game. "What is this again?" asked a confused SDD.
"Something more addictive then cheese and Meatwad rolled into a ball and then put into a throne of beef." Masterbeef looked at his last review.
"Never ever say that again." ATR used force persuade.
"I will never say 'that' again." Masterbeef acted like a puppet.
"Not that, my kingdom of beef." She said using force think about it.
Back on the battlefield,
Farmboy took out his pitchfork and started to hit bullets back at people killing them. The first few bullets bounced from Monkey girl's SMG and then hit Stranger killing him. Mendez came flying by on a ghost when Leon jumped on and stuck a plasma grenade on his head and did a back flip off the ghost.
"You have the same blue thing on your head as us." Mendez then got the frontal explosion of a plasma grenade on his head and then died.
"You were a lot harder to kill the game." Leon took the ghost killing everyone but two people, Patches and Why bother I'm Blind. A second later a flash of lightning hit Soul Brotha' in he head killing him.
"Head Shot!" A voice from above announced.
"I didn't know God recommended violence?" Asked a confused Master Baiter. But then another flash of lightning hit him in the head and as you guessed killed off another one off another Yellow member.
"Multi-kill!" The voice announced. Leon then saw Patches regenerating his wounds and talking to his pet that wasn't really there. Leon whipped out his energy sword and lurched forward but all that did was leave him vulnerable for a lightning gunshot. He was shot the first in the back, not killing him, but then he shook off the second shot with his energy sword. He then shoved the blade through Why Bother I'm Blind's chest killing him. Leon started to dance but he got a sniper rifle bullet to the head. The match would have been over but they forgot one person… Gyra, the person suppose to guard the wall was now flying over Sidewinder in a Banshee. He turned on the thrusters and charged towards him but missed. The impact shot Gyra out but he stuck a plasma grenade on the ship and tricked Patches to fall to getting into it. He turned it around to have it explode for the grenade and already caused damage thus ending the match.
"Winner." A cool voice from above told them.
"Hey buddy I got the announcing job here." The voice from UT had a verbal fight.
"Right hook!"
"Kick to the balls.
"Hey I don't have balls."
"And I don't have legs."
"Two people…" but before the voice from Xplay could finish he was shot and not to be heard from again.
In the both
"So can we leave this place?" asked ATR, "I'm freezing my ass off here."
"We would, but Masterbeef would kill and so for this I will have a long CTF match here for the next few chapters and he will be happy." SDD finished Masterbeef's sentence before he could start it.
"Play Rune Scape and be cool, stay in school." Masterbeef yelled in the mike.
"Whatever drugs your on, I want." SDD looked at him for the stay in school part. Just then a young girl with many bunnies and three personalities walked in. Who could it be, does it matter really, or will she kill off one of our casting crew, find out in the next chapter?
The end to the first chapter, did I blow up enough stuff? If not here are some games you should play, Mercenaries, Halo2, Half-life2 and Doom3. Also in April please read Masterbeef's new story no word on a title yet. So until next time please read my other action stories and continue to R&R please.
PS on a story? Masterbeef and anybody that plays Rune Scape please find us, I am Bard Wesker, and yes I know I forgot my password for DragonHunt. MB is GameOver21.
