Thanks to all my reviewers! Especially to:

fatesirony- You got the trivia question right! Whoopee! Party time! lol Anyway, I'm glad you reviewed and updated your fanfic!

Nurirwen- Thanks for reviewing! I'm sorry but you got that question wrong… but thanks for reviewing!

Disclaimer- Don't own any Titans except Elecktra and storyline. The poem in the flashback is from Divine Comedy by Dante, someone I'm reading about in my history textbook (Pg. 259) and it's about going into hell so I thought this was appropriate.

And I don't own Kim Possible either. And I have NOTHING against Ron Stoppable but as for Cyborg…

Don't own Jerry Springer either…

Now on with the story…


Titan's Tower:

"We're baaack! Can anyone help with all these shopping bags?" Beastboy yelled out into what seemed like an empty tower. Elecktra was trying to park her car and unload all of the 82 shopping bags from the car.

"Anyone?" he cried again when he looked around he saw Raven and Cyborg standing in front of him. Cyborg was smiling nervously while Raven had an evil smile put on.

"Um… hi?" he greeted them, puzzled

"Prepare to meet your doom." Raven said dryly and she and Cyborg went off to a corner, Cyborg was holding a remote with a giant red button, his finger balancing on the button.

And then he pushed the button.


Outside:

"So… much…shopping…" Elecktra said blissfully as she dragged out some bags from her car which she used her magic flatten out the land in frustration after saying a variety of curses. Then she saw Robin come up on his R-Cycle.

"Hey." she said trying to yank her shopping bags out of the car.

"Where were you?" she asked.

"Out… patrolling." Robin said nervously, afraid he would get caught from trying to spy on her.

"Love what you did to the island, easier to park your car now?" he asked admiring the now new flat land

"Much easier."

"Um… I was wondering if-" and all of a sudden BOOM! SMASH! CRASH!

"Oh shit" Robin cursed under his breath and they both hurried inside the tower.


Titan's Tower:

"Dudes! What's with the red button?" Beastboy asked, looking around and staring at them, puzzled. Then he saw Cyborg push the red button and he heard rustling on top and looked up.

Loads of stankball filled muffins rained down on him but that wasn't the only thing, loads of Slade robots came sliding down from their rope and grappling hooks and quickly surrounded Beastboy.

"Ow…Whoa! These robots are so realistic!" Beastboy cried out in awe while Raven and Cyborg stared horrorstruck.

"Rae… please tell you made these robots" Cyborg pleaded, staring wide eyed at the robots

"No I didn't and don't call me Rae. AZARETH METRION ZINTHOS!" she cried out, surrounding Beastboy with her powers and lifted him towards Cyborg and herself when the robots began to use their laser guns, shooting everything in sight.

"What the hell- " Robin yelled but saw robots heading for him and Elecktra, who changed into her costume in a flash of light and started fighting. Starfire flew in, throwing starbolt after starbolt. Beastboy, on the other hand didn't get it.

"Why are you guys fighting? These robots were made by Cyborg, duh!" Beastboy yelled over the fighting but Cyborg yelled out,

"No I DIDN'T!' and used his sonic cannon on a group of robots while he watched Elecktra knockout some other ones.

" You know you could HELP." Raven said as she was shooting her powers at some robots, walking backwards but then Beastboy turned into a T-Rex and stomped on most of them. But more robots kept coming and they kept on fighting, getting more tired. And then Slade and Lucifer appeared in a ring of fire and all of the robots fell back.

"Lady Jayda, it's a pleasure meeting again." Lucifer said so sickly sweet

"The pleasure's all mine." Elecktra answered bitterly

"Well you must leave with us. Come along." he said, holding out his hand.

"No."

"Come along or my friend here will do some fiery damage to your tower and…friends." Lucifer said, with a warning tone, smiled evilly as Slade muttered,

"All talk… always talking, never getting down to business…" which Lucifer sent him a shut up look.

"Don't do anything to them."

"Slade, will you please do the honors?" he asked as he turned to a bored looking Slade drinking coffee.

"Where'd you get the coffee from, you IDIOT?"

"You know how long you talk? It keeps on going like that Energizer bunny…" he answered, gulping down the last of the coffee and had fire erupt from his hands.

"Shoot at the green one." Lucifer demanded

"I am NOT green, it's more of olive color- OW! It burns!" Beastboy argued but Slade lit a small fire near his feet and Lucifer put a spell on him to prevent him from moving. Elecktra just sighed, bored, and said a counter spell to undo it.

"Who come up with these plans?" she asked

"Ask the blue-haired jerk." Slade said, as he sipped his refilled cup of coffee

"Hey! I'm not a blue- I'm not a jerk!" Lucifer yelled.

"Mature. Very mature." Raven said dryly with a note of amusement. All of a sudden, a huge hole of lava exploded from behind the two villains and Trigon appeared.

"YOU TWO FUCKING IDIOTS! FOCUS ON THE PLAN! THE PLAN!" he raged, fire erupting everywhere.

"Sorry." Slade just said, looking jaded, drinking some coffee,

"SIR! YOU FORGOT SIR!"

"Calm down." Lucifer said, staring at the demon's four bright red eyes, not frightened at all.

"CALM DOWN? THAT'S IT! WE'RE GOING BACK FOR SOME MORE LESSONS!" and with that, Trigon, Slade and Lucifer disappeared into the lava and the lava pit soon vanished.

"Frightening. Truly frightening." Raven noted monotonously staring at the once lava pit that was there.

"Aww man! Now I have to fix up this place and get rid of this burning smell, what's burning? It smells like barbecue steak and chicken… and rubber too…" Cyborg said, a bit put out, sniffing the air, hungrily.

"Dude, don't even THINK about eating me!" Beastboy said, his shoes and legs were still smoking with some small burns at which Elecktra chuckled a bit.

"Interesting, it smells kind of rare or medium rare.." Raven said, smelling the air.

"We could fix that" Cyborg grinned, his arm in sonic cannon mode, in which Beastboy ran away in terror to the TV room but as he opened the door, he got splashed with meat juice. Cold meat juice.

"Well, at least Plan B worked." Raven said smiling a rare smile.

"Ew! I'm cover in meat juice! And I'm a vegetarian! And this is all sticky too…"

"Now for Plan C…" Cyborg said, grinning as Robin, Starfire and Elecktra looked puzzled but a scream from the TV room interrupted their thoughts. They ran in to face a…

…chicken.

"DUDES! This is SO NOT FUNNY!" Beastboy yelled, covered in white feathers since Cyborg put feathers in all of the TV room vents and when Beastboy opened the door, air was blown into the vents.

"HAHA! HAHA!" Cyborg laughed and laughed, tears streaming down his face.

"Friend Cyborg why are you crying? Are you unhappy?" Starfire asked, worried when she saw the tears. Raven smiled the biggest smile she could, chuckling a bit.

"I'm -laughing- fine Star… anyone up for –laughing hysterically now- CHICKEN? HAHAHA!" Cyborg said, between laughs. Beastboy just stood there, looking angry, very angry but that soon went and muttered bitterly,

"I'm gonna take a shower." and walked off. Robin just sat on the couch laughing a little while Star looked puzzled. Elecktra just had a stoical face on, neither smiling nor furious but her brows were knitted so that couldn't be good but she said nothing. And then there was a loud girlish scream and meat juice-covered, feather-covered and now blue dye dripping Beastboy came running in. They all stared, saying nothing in silence but Robin broke the silence.

"Watch it, you're dripping on to the carpet" was all he said and went back reading his newspaper. Cyborg just stood there and then burst out laughing.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA!" while Raven just smiled again, evilly while sipping a cup of tea.

"Why. Was. BLUE DYE COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER? I LOOK LIKE THOSE FREAKY BLUE MEN!"

"HAHAHAHA! If you stay like that for 30 more minutes, it'll be permanent. HAHAHA!" Cyborg informed him, still laughing.

"You didn't think there was only three letters in the alphabet did you?" Raven said, trying to not to laugh but blew up the fridge.

"Well… ABC are the most famous of all of the letters right?" Beastboy said confused, forgetting to be mad.

"You're gonna be blue permanently if you continue standing there." Elecktra just said, pouring some of Raven's tea into her own cup. Raven saw but said nothing

"At least someone has good taste…" she thought

"OH MY GOD! AGHHHHHHHH!" Beastboy yelled and ran to the third floor bathroom.

"HAHA!" Cyborg continued laughing but then stopped and put his ear against the wall next to the door. And then they heard a shriek again.

"Oh no, you didn't…" Elecktra said, raising an eyebrow

"We did." both Raven and Cyborg said and in came in a shaking Beastboy, still drenched in meat juice, feathers, blue dye and now added purple bruises. Cyborg began laughing,

"HAHAHAHA!"

"Why. Were. There. MUFFINS ON TOP OF THE BATHROOM DOOR?" he yelled which perked Starfire's attention.

"Muffins? My muffins?" she asked which caused Cyborg to look nervous and Raven to look… Raven.

"Umm… no, they were… my muffins! Yes, my muffins!" Cyborg said, trying to come up with an excuse so she wouldn't cry.

"Oh." and she went back knitting a baby pink hat for Silkie. Robin this time said,

"That's enough, you guys better not have anymore pranks. Just look at Beastboy" he warned and gestured at Beastboy. He was shaking from fear now, afraid to even go to the fourth floor bathroom. Elecktra began to look really mad, biting her lip, trying not to scream out but instead she said,

"Enough." and with a flash she became her true witch self and said a spell, which made a white imp or spirit pop up.

"Check that tower is safe and clean up anything out of the ordinary for superheroes," she commanded and the white spirit flew off. Then, her hands glowing bright white, she faced Beastboy, who looked horrified, and said some long spell. Beastboy began to glow brighter and brighter until he disappeared into the white aura and then in a flash, the aura was gone and Beastboy was normal, normal for him at least again.

"Ok…" Cyborg said looking at a furious Beastboy, turning into a cheetah he began to chase Cyborg. Cyborg ran, ran fast around the room, yelling,

"RAE! HELP ME!"

"Don't call me Rae. And no, I will not help you." which made Cyborg stick out his tongue at her but she just sipped her tea. Robin on the other hand, looked amused asked Elecktra,

"I didn't know you can do that."

"You don't know me." she answered dryly, still mad at the torture Beastboy just faced. Raven was also amused too, but for her own personal reasons.

"She likes Beastboy? No, she just did it because-" she thought when Elecktra interrupted

"I don't like him. I just hate it when people torture people for their own amusement. He's my friend, I'm doing what's right for a friend." she answered.

"Oh."

Robin continued to figure out Elecktra's meaning,

"You don't know me? She's right, I don't know much about her, just that she's a shopaholic, a witch and has a good sense of fashion… I should get to know her." he thought while Raven watched him, she saw him looking dazed a bit in which she tried hiding a smile but someone saw it.

"Oh quit smiling Rae. I nearly got killed by a stupid grass stain." Cyborg said crossly, rubbing his behind, which was covered with teeth marks. Then a black spirit came floating to Elecktra, saying,

"I have done what you said and found these balls of dirty socks and extremely hard Earth muffins and some blueprints, titled 'Operation: Beastboy' in Sir Cyborg's room and Sir Beastboy's room was a complete mess." it reported.

"Oh, really?" Elecktra said, staring daggers at Cyborg who began to shake nervously. Raven smacked her forehead and scolded Cyborg, sarcastically,

"See. I told you not to title it 'Operation: Beastboy' but nooo… you had to title it because it explained what we were doing. FYI: We didn't want them to KNOW." which made Cyborg look sheepish and he said,

"Gonna work on the T-Car… hehehehe…" and slinked off.

"Why is it black?" Beastboy asked Elecktra as he stared at the spirit.

"It absorbs anything dirty and I guess stankballs, muffins, blueprints and your roomare very dirty." she said dryly. Then Cyborg came in and announced

"Let's go out for pizza! I'm buying!" trying to make Elecktra try forgiving him.

"Cool! Let's hit the arcade later!" Beastboy cried out excited

"Ok, I'm only going so I can buy more books and tea."

"I shall buy more soft, pink Earth string!"

"I'm saying here." Elecktra said simply, still crossed and a slight bit worried and tired.

"I can't go out now, not with those things after me." she thought remembering her encountered last night, while she while she lay awake.


Flashback: "Through me you'll go into the city of
grief,

Through me you'll go into the pain that is
eternal,

Through me you'll go among people
lost…

Abandon every hope, you who shall enter
here…" a raspy voice whispered and then two ghostly white figures appeared who appeared to look like her friends but they each had 4 red demon eyes each.

"Max? Lance? What are you doing?" she asked

"You will come. You will follow us. You will become us." they whispered in unison.

"No."

"We will come after you. We will follow you. Everywhere you go, we will be there. Everywhere you turn, we will be there. We will hunt you down and haunt you and even kill you if don't follow us." they said quietly with an odd strangled voice.

"No!" she said and shut her eyes tight, afraid to look, afraid to face reality and drifted off into a nervous slumber, waking at every sound and rustle.

End of Flashback


"Hey Elecktra? Did you hear me?" Robin said, waving a hand in front of her. The others had left in the T-Car zoomed off.

"I'm sorry, I zoned out a bit…" Elecktra replied and yawned.

"I volunteered to stay here with you, just in case those Slade robots come back. Are you okay? you look stressed." he said concerned.

"Just a little tired and hungry."

"I'll go order some pizza. What would you like?" he asked, holding the phone in his hand.

"Extra cheese pizza, small soda, fries and 4 jumbo orders of mozzarella sticks." she answered, pouring more tea into her cup.

"I hope this isn't decaf…" she thought, gulping the tea down.

"FOUR orders of mozzarella sticks? Are you sure?" Robin asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes. I'm a sucker for mozzarella sticks."

"Ok…" he said, looking unsure and dialed in the Pete's Pizza Parlor's phone number.

"Hello? Pete's Pizza Parlor? Oh! Um…you don't serve the Teen Titans? Why? Oh. Oh. This isn't the Teen Titans! Yeah people always said I sounded just like Robin… so who am I? I'm Joe. I would like half pepperoni and half extra cheese, 2 order of fries, one large soda and one small and 4 jumbo orders of mozzarella sticks. Yes…yes, four orders…yes, I'm sure. Where do I live? Deliver to the Titan's island, you see, I'm homeless and I don't have an exact location so I thought… yeah, that's what I thought! What? Usually the Titans order pizza with mint frosting and mighty meaty meat special? I told you! We're not the Titans! Ok, thanks." Robin said and then slammed the phone back on the cradle. He glanced at Elecktra and she was looking at him, one eyebrow raised, suspicious.

"Did I miss something last time?" she asked, shifting from left foot to right.

"Well, once a Slade robot was a pizza delivery person and so after that we got all suspicious and Cyborg started pointing his sonic cannon at every delivery man and they all got scared… and we always order the weirdest, most random things and we order so much food all the time."

"Oh." she said, this time pacing,

"Are you okay?" he asked

"Yeah. I'm just waiting for the delivery man to bring my mozzarella sticks." she answered and then the they heard banging at the door. They both rushed to open the door and saw Speedy in a pizza delivery boy hat. Elecktra nearly knocked him down as he hugged him

"Cute hat!" Elecktra said, hugging him.

"Um… nice to see you too…" Speedy said, blushing, but mouthed to Robin

"What's wrong with her?"

"She's crazy over mozzarella sticks." Robin said, looking jealous. Elecktra was still in her witch dress, which was tight at the bodice but was flowing at the lower part. And it looked really hot on her...

"Oh. Well here's your 4 jumbo orders of mozzarella sticks-" Speedy said but was cut off when Elecktra grabbed the bag, opened it, picked one up, and ate it.

"Thanks!" she said, happily.

"Pete said that there was a homeless guy named Joe waiting here. I guess I have to say there WAS a homeless guy named Joe here right?" Speedy said, trying to fit two and two together.

"You guessed right." Robin answered.

"Aww man, it's about to rain and my hair will be RUIN!" Speedy cried out as he stared at the dark clouds above.

"Why are working as a pizza delivery man anyway?" Elecktra asked calmly now that she got her mozzarella sticks.

"Extra money, free pizza, hot chicks." Speedy grinned. Robin rolled his eyes as Elecktra looked at the dark clouds above, unusually worried.

"Hey, Elecktra, do you have any waterproof gel?" he asked

"Yeah, I'll go get it" and she rushed inside to get it. She came back out in two minutes and handed the bottle to him.

"You can keep it."

"Really? Thanks!" Speedy exclaimed, putting some gel on.

"Well, I better get going, see you guys later." Speedy said and jumped into a ratty old car and drove off.


TV room:

"This storm is so not good." Elecktra said as she stood in front of the window in the TV room as it began to pour, lightening flashing every now and then.

"It's just a storm."

"A storm is an omen. A bad omen."


Downtown:

"Aww man! It's raining! We better head back." Cyborg announced as he rounded up Beastboy and Starfire and headed to the T-Car. Raven was waiting at the T-Car, looking angry that it was raining and she had to wait for them.

"Fuck you." she said to Cyborg as he unlocked the car and climbed in.

"What'd I do?" Cyborg exclaimed.

"You and your stupid car alarms. I couldn't use my powers to open the door without the alarms going off like a police siren."

"It's my baby! I have to protect it some how when I'm not there" he said as they zoomed home.

"Whatever." she replied as he turned on the radio. They were interviewing Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible's sidekick.

"And I was booyah! And then I went BOOYAH! Booyah dude?" Ron's voice came over the speakers and Cyborg became mad.

"That's MY word!" he cried in anger

"And then this Cyborg dude from the Teen Titans stole my word! MY word! I was like DUDE! Booyah is my essential Ron-ness, my IDENITY, the thing makes me different from Kim!"

"HEY! THAT ASSHOLE! BOOYAH IS MY WORD! MINE!" Cyborg yelled out as Raven began to call the radio station with the T-Car car phone.

"Hello? Jammin' Jake? Cyborg has a few things to say to Ron." Raven said and Ron said,

"I have to say a few things to the robot dude too! Booyah is MY word! My Ron-ness!"

"You know WHAT? Booyah is MINE! ALL MINE! So go fuck off you dumb blonde sidekick!

"LALALA! NOT LISTENING!"

"How immature!"

"You know WHAT? Booyah is mine! My essentialness! It is ME! Booyah describes the whole Ron factor!"

"NONONONO! It's MINE! Go fuck yourself!"

"I will!"

"Ok…" Raven said, while Beastboy sat in the back, smiling and Starfire just sat there knitting a yellow hat for Silkie.

"This is Jake not Jerry Springer so can you guys just cool it?"

"Dumb blonde sidekick"

"Robot freak"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" that both cried in unison.

"I HEARD THAT!" they both cried out in unison

"You have a problem with Ron? Do you TINMAN?" Ron asked, furious, but Cyborg finally made it to the tower and said,

"You know what? I'm mature and being the only mature thing is to do this… YOU ASSHOLE! GO FUCK YOURSELF! BYE!" and pushed the off button so hard that it popped out. Raven and Beastboy just stared at him as he stalked out of the car and followed him.

Titan's Tower:

"Whoa… Cyborg and Ron have major issues." Elecktra said, turning off the radio. Robin and Elecktra just heard the whole fight on the air, Robin was smiling and then Cyborg came in, turned on a video game and began to play, furiously, muttering,

"Booyah is my word. That ass stole my word…"

"You guys should have heard it-" Beastboy exclaimed but was cut off when Robin said

"Trust me, we heard the whole thing on the radio."

"It was all damn Raven's fault!" Cyborg said, overhearing the conversation.

"She HAD to call Jammin' Jake and made me and that ass fight over the air."

"That ass and I" Raven corrected but then said,

"You had some words that needed to be vented."

"So you HAD to turn that radio station into Jerry Springer show?"

"Yes."

"This can't get worse!" Cyborg exclaimed but then…

the power went out.

"It just got worse." Beastboy said in a scary voice.

"Great…" Raven replied as she saw Cyborg's shadow stomping around yelling but calmed down and said,

"I'll check if the fuse blew out."

"It didn't." Elecktra said.

"How do you know?" Raven asked

"Well let's see, it's raining, we just defeated your father and my powers aren't working." she said

"My powers are not working either!" Starfire cried out

"What she said." Beastboy said, trying to morph.

"Ditto." Raven said.


Meanwhile in Hell:

"Well, the last plan has failed due to you two imbeciles but this one is working right now." Trigon said in a low roar.

"I'M not a imbecile!" Slade said angrily, Trigon had been lecturing them for the past 3 hours.

"Yes. You. ARE! You ruin this plan AND lied about you age! You said you were 35! NOT 45!" Trigon raged.

"Calm down" Lucifer said but this got Trigon even angrier.

"SIR! YOU FORGOT SIR! DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY MANNERS HERE?" he fumed

"And you could ask yourself, 'Do you know what anger management is?'" Slade answered, smiling.

"AGHHH! YOU IDIOTS DRIVE ME NUTS!"

"HE may drive you nuts but we're only ones you got to get your daughter to kill the world." Lucifer said, pointing to Slade.

"HEY! I don't drive him nuts!"

"YOU BOTH DRIVE ME NUTS!"

"Time for a new plan." Lucifer said

"WHY?" Slade's master ranted.

"Just in case."

"IN CASE OF WHAT?"

"In case they defeat us again." he answered, looking quite calm.

"FINE! Get out your notebook. apprentice and let Lucifer read it." Trigon said to Slade who got out his notebook and threw it at Lucifer.

"Here you go, THOMAS" he sneered

"Thank you-" Lucifer began to say but Slade quickly interrupted

"DON'T SAY IT!" he screeched.

"Wow…" Lucifer muttered as he flipped through the notebook. There were comments in there, besides the plans.

It said:

"Trigon suxs…

And then it said: Me+World+No more Titans+BOOM! equal World Destruction with a heart around it. He continued to flip the pages but somehting caught his eye.

"Balloons? Cake? WHAT THE HELL?" he cried out.

"His plans. Not mine, I just write them." Slade said, admiring his armor-covered nails

"YOU WROTE THAT DOWN! IT WAS A MISTAKE! CROSS IT OFF!" Trigon ranted and raved furiously.

"Cameras? Bright lights? SPECIAL EFFECT? MAKE UP? SO THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE HIDING!" Lucifer cried out furiously.

"What are you talking about?" the demon asked.

"This! All of this! It's all some fancy camera trick!"

"NO! APPRENTICE! YOU FOOL! CROSS THAT OFF! DO I LOOK LIKE A SPECIAL EFFECT?" he raged

"It could be make up on some geek!" Lucifer retorted

"SOME GEEK? THAT'S IT! YOU'RE FRIED CHICKEN!"


Ok… I also have a different scene in mind when Beastboy wanted to wash off all the blue dye.

Different Scene:

"I'm gonna take a shower." and walked off. Robin just sat on the couch laughing a little while Star looked puzzled. Elecktra just had a stoical face on, neither smiling nor furious but her brows were knitted so that couldn't be good but she said nothing. And then there was a loud girlish scream and meat juice-covered, feather-covered and now blue dye dripping Beastboy came running in. They all stared, saying nothing in silence but Robin broke the silence.

"Watch it, you're dripping on to the carpet" was all he said and went back reading his newspaper.

"Dude! How am I suppose to wash this shit off?" he asked to no one in particular.

"I know how." Raven said and surrounded him in a black aura, lifted him up and threw him out the window into the ocean.

"Ok…" Cyborg said and then there was a long silence but 10 minutes later, someone was banging at the door. Everyone, except for Starfire ran to the door and saw Aqualad, looking furious, holding a seaweed-covered Beastboy by the collar.

"Your trash was in my ocean." he said, dropped Beastboy and jumped back into the ocean. They all walked back to the TV room and Robin said,

"That's enough, you guys, better not have anymore pranks. Just look at Beastboy." he warned and gestured at Beastboy. He was shaking from fear now, afraid to even go to the fourth floor bathroom. Elecktra began to look really mad, biting her lip, trying not to scream out but instead she said,

"Enough." and with a flash she became her true witch self and said a spell, which made a white imp or spirit pop up.

And then you know the rest.
Oh yeah, since fatesirony got the question right he gets a…

STARFIRE HUG! LOL

Whoa, that was a REALLY long story! Well… PLEASE REVIEW!

I said PLEASE! LOL . Just review! And be nice!