Sir-dik-dik is writing more pointless crap.

I had a lot of positive response on the last chapter so here is the next chapter.

Yellow Vs Green will kill all of you noobs!

Yes it is I again writing more confusing crap that will make you go gross or LYAO in the progress. I just bought the Coheed and Cambria DVD and it rocks. It has them… oh wait you don't care, okay. To a few people I want to address first is Mobful CD, Man your stories rock seriously, better than this, thanks for the support. To White Elite, Master Baiter isn't nasty if you read the first YVG, for one thing they are spelled different and the nasty one is spelled as one word. To Touchofok, if that is your name, I wasn't mad it was just a misunderstanding of the review that I wasn't mad at I just thought you thought my story sucked. I didn't know that you liked it ! Okay just read some more. To Masterbeef, a few things I have to say, Please give me an idea for the next chapter, I'm really out of what I'm going to do. To Yumiko The Hell Bunny slayer, I'm sorry if you get offended by me putting you in but I thought your character would be a good kick in the balls to the rest of them. Disclaimer, I don't own Halo, or do I…

Chapter2, Bunnies from HELL

Masterbeef looked at the chick with all the bunnies in a cage and tried to pet them but then it tried to eat him whole.

"Holy beep your bunny almost ate me… awesome." He looked at them as their mouth bleed with hunger as they tried to eat them again.

"Fool, these things could kill you, very slowly and it will eat you alive." She petted the now sane bunnies then they turned evil after it saw SDD.

"As long as you keep it as far as you can away from me." SDD sat down and started to play Half-life2 again. She then took out one of the bunnies and threw it at SDD's crotch and it tried to eat his manhood. Luckily he was wearing armor so he threw it off him and it retreated back to its cage.

"Cool, another women that might know something intellectual and maybe she could solve some puzzles." ATR looked hopeful at the chick but she said, "Sorry but I like anime." She turned to an anime character of your choice. ATR then got out her lightsaber and beat the hell out of a lose bunny that tried to eat SDD again.

"So why do you want to broadcast?" Asked SDD sill holding a shotgun at the cage of bunnies.

"Cause Know your Stars is having problems getting a new character come on. We used all the willing volunteers and now were having to fight against copy right laws and Master Chief's agent." She sat down and began to play Halo2 on Xbox live that popped out of no where.

To the real reason you are reading this, The Yellow team.

"So when can I blow so more stuff up?" He looked around for a rocket launcher but all he found was a few sticks and a SMG. He picked up the SMG and shot the window around them making it fall in a fashionable way while Monkey Girl reloaded her banana cannon. All of a sudden a flag fell on top of her making her mad. The flag was yellow and then she shot it and it flew out their base. Mr. Explosives clapped his hands as the banana that was really a rocket exploded.

"First person to successfully cap three flags wins the first round, of three, for CTF! Ow oh my god the thing took a piss on my laptop! Die you bunny bastards" SDD then phased off the mike as everyone looked in shock except Mendez because he had only one eye so it was hard to look shocked with one eye. They all jumped out of their respected bases and ran after each other. Soul Brotha' jumped in a ghost and tried to run Farm boy over on the iced over lake but farm boy slipped and ducked under the ghost wings and latched on with his pitchfork of doom. He was drug around the ice until he climbed over and kicked Soul Brotha' out but Why Bother I'm Blind shot a sniper riffle bullet and hit his own team mate and killed him.

At the Green Base

The team prepared for the next assault this time they were ready. Mendez, Patches and T-bone manned a rocket shooting Warthog. Super Size Me got to drive because of what happened last time, look at YVG why don't you, and T-bone got the rocket launcher on the off road vehicle. Mendez was about to get in but he pointed his finger towards the door and got ran over.

"Holy beep dude we ran over Mendez, he's going to be pissed." T-bone pointed out. Mendez responded and called them over and T-bone jumped and shot a rocket at him and killed Mendez, again. When he responded a second time he just jumped into the Warthog and they drove around their base but two people waited for them.

In the Yellow base.

"We got to think of a new plan." Leon huddled with his teammates.

"That's incorrect grammar." Stranger spitted onto the ground. "I have a plan if you're willing to listen." He loaded his crossbow with fuzzles and chip punks.

"So what is it, if it involves me running out there naked it's too late cause My Closet is my Home is dead." Leon shivered thinking about the plan.

"No… but it does involve Gyra being distraction." Stranger looked at Gyra but he was ready for this.

"No beeping way in hell am I doing that again even if you gave me money." He crossed his arms.

"I got some YU-GI-OH cards." Stranger wagged them in front of him and then he agreed to do it. "I need you to go to the front of their base and try to kill as many of them as you can without directing attention towards me okay?" Stranger asked the zit faced Spartan.

"Yes sir, but I don't think that I will get the flag before you even get near It." as he wiped out an energy sword.

"Is that plastic?" Asked Leon as he touched it. "Oh my God it is, and it vibrates. Do you use it at night? Christ are you some kind of freak. You would be a Super Freak but a dead man would sue you." Leon fell over laughing putting in a disclaimer. Gyra just started to cry when he was pulled out of the base and then was jumped by a bunny, but how did they get out?

In the booth

"I think your bunnies are getting a little frisky in there." ATR looked at the bunnies as they made love.

"Bunnies, SDD." All the bunnies put away their "weapons" and snarled at SDD.

"What do they have against me?" Asked confused and feeling unloved.

"Nothing, they just don't like sin death or the devil." She told him petting the bunnies.

"What, my name stands for Sir-dik-dik not sin, death, devil. Your bunnies need to enter the kingdom of beef." SDD slapped himself for saying the last part.

"See you cannot resist the power of BEEF and the skirt." MB hugged one of the bunnies but let it down.

"Well what can I do to make them like me?" he asked laying on the nice couch.

"For one we could let them out to play or something." Yumiko opened the cage. That gave SDD an idea that the fighting might kill them but before he could say anything a bunny pissed on Half-life2. "OH NO YOU DIDN"T PEE ON THE GAME I'VE SPENT TWENTY TWO HOURS PLAYING!" SDD screamed as the bunnies were let out.

"See if you were to join the magically kingdom of beef your Half-life wouldn't be a quarter life." MB laughed as ATR questioned him,

"What happens when it rains, and then it smells at night unless you sleep in a meat locker but I don't like the cold." She scratched her chin as MB rubbed his head at the incompetence of the people around him. What a bunch of freaks to the king of all meat and cheese.

The end of chapter2! Eat that and smoke, not in that order.