Yes it is finally here! Another chapter to YVG2 now with the blood of kittens.

Yes it was not dead and the next update will be much sooner cause I am soon to be out of school! In three more weeks I will have summer to swim, write and play video games! Yes YVG2 will be done finished over the summer but who says SDDFOB doesn't have another story up his sleeves like Pink VS Purple! New Halo Maps should be out soon and I will try to incorporate them into the story after the CTF match so don't complain Masterbeef cause they are bringing back SIDEWINDER! They must of read the story! Now on with the bashing of my characters and the now over plentiful amount of host. Hint, two of them are leaving to make room for the new ones but don't worry they will be back. I will still refereed to as SDD in this story so don't worry I won't ever make my name longer than it is now. Disclaimer, Halo is something I don't own like my soul. And if you act like these people in real life go jump off a cliff. If you have a relative that is dead and acted exactly like these people I'm suing of plagiarism and then throw him off a cliff so I can take is dead insurance. Yes I need money that bad.

Chapter three, You are UGLY!

"Holly crap I think I just soiled my pants!" Surprised Mendez shouted as they stopped trying not to hit the person in front of them.

"Oh my god I forgot this was Halo!" Soul Brother just ran over the dude and drove off.

"Not so fast 'homei'" Gyra jumped from the air with his rubber energy sword and bounced it off of Soul Brotha's head.

"Homei, man I ain't your homei." He took out his SMG and did a drive by as they crossed the icy pound that rested in the middle of the level.

"Stop there or die." Monkey Girl took out the banana cannon. They stopped there and held their hands up. "You weren't suppose to stop!" She sounded especially annoyed today.

"Oh okay we'll be on our way then." Soul Brotha' peeled out and Monkey Girl shot a banana at the warthog. It latched on; and the tip flashed red.

"Hey, you weren't suppose to shot…" Soul Brotha' started to complain but before he could finish the banana exploded and all three of its passengers were killed. Mr. Explosives clapped his hands in joy of an explosion.

"Do it again, do it again!" He begged.

"You see that dude trying to be sneaky, blow him to hell!" She handed him the cannon and he took a good shot at T-bone and killed him.

"I love you!" Mr. Explosives hugged Monkey Girl but she just slapped him with the back of the cannon on his head and he passed out.

In the both; the place where stupid and retarded stuff happens.

"Your bunnies took a wee on my computer!" SDD looked at the bunnies as they acted like good angles and then they bit him again. "Dirty little…" He took a SMG and blasted the bunnies back to well… hell.

"Security!" Yumiko shouted and PAC Man gangsters took him out of the studio.

"You won't get any ratings without me." Then SDD took out a small paper cutout and dangled it in front of the pizza like hero.

"A ghost… I hate red ghost… no dots! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO takes breath OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO another breath OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." The PAC man exploded and many little pixels flew all over the studio.

"Now that was just random." ATR got to the ending of KOTOR2, "Oh yhea the PAC man thing was odd too." She took a sip of coffee and passed out from the suck that KOTOR2 ending put out.

"Do we have any cheese?" Masterbeef asked SDD.

"I think we have some dairy cheese in the fridge." SDD got up and went to the fridge and found a letter.

"Hello SDD and the freaks you hang out with I took another shift and I have to leave see you later.

Snickers

Alice the Raven or ATR for the retarded.

"Snickers, she must have been hungry." SDD threw the letter in the trash and brought it out to fin Masterbeef talking to Jar-Jar.

"Hi, me's a Jar-Jar Binks!" He smiled

"YOU'SE A GOIN' DIE!" SDD took out a rocket launcher and blasted Jar-Jar threw a window. "Did I mention I don't own Star Wars and Episode3 better not suck!" He threw it out of a window on top of Jar-Jar's chest.

"You fool he was going to build my kingdom of Beef. It shall be built." MB sat there pouting.

"Why don't you just make Sidewinder your kingdom?" SDD asked.

"Yes… yes… that is what I shall do. Now all we need is to think of some kind of a plot." He scratched his chin and looked at SDD. That both laughed an evil laugh.

"Um, it won't work." Yumiko told them holding her evil bunnies.

"Did we ask you." Masterbeef looked at her and then there was a knock at the door.

"Do you get guest regularly?" Yumiko complained some more.

Mendez, yes this is whole part is dedicated to him.

He woke up in the snowy banks around the level and noticed that all he had was a plasma pistol.

"This is craptastic." He slowly walked across the snow when someone called him.

"Hello stranger, you are UGLY!" He laughed.

"Sorry, I'm Mendez." He walked over to the man. He was covered in a trench coat and his face was wrapped in a purple scarf. He opened his trench coat.

"WOW, I'm not interested in that at this time." Mendez covered his eyes.

"Not me, look what's in the trench coat." The man sighed.

"I don't want to see your weenie!" He fell over in a little ball and had childhood memories of being at never land ranch.

"Stranger I'm trying to sell you a gun." He threw down three guns, a waster pistol and a plasma rifle.

"What's so special about these guns?" Mendez looked at the selection with a smirk.

"Ah, they are two 'special' guns. The first one is a simple water gun right? Wrong, it drops atom bombs. The second looks like plasma rifle right? Wrong, it is a scarab gun, it will kill everyone. All at the convenient price of YOUR SOUL!" He chuckled and took a breath.

"Really, can I take the Scarab gun for a test run?" Mendez asked.

"Sure, after you say I am ugly." He instructed.

"I am ugly, happy?" He looked anxious to use the gun. The merchant gave him the gun and told him that pulling the trigger made it fire. He aimed at the snow then at the merchant and shot him fifty times.

"Owe, that tickled." The merchant then died.

The Green team.

Soul Brotha' felt like he was drunk and was ready to kill anyone willing to mess with him. He took a ghost and ran over a something.

"What the beep was that?" He got off the ghost and looked under it. It was a bunny. "You are one ugly, dead bunny." He picked it up and threw it on the ice. He mounted the ghost and felt something jump on. It was the bunny and it began to eat his head. "I take it you're not a Playboy bunny?"

In the both, not the Navy cause that is sung by gay people and I can't afford to pay people that make millions about the YMCA.

There was a nervous knock at the door that SDD answered. It was a girl standing there about the same age as SDD and he blushed and let her in.

"More friends or is this your chick." MB asked.

"This is Fire Demon princess that is my friend." Then the song White Orcit started to play. "Cause I already have a girlfriend." He finished strongly.

No you don't

Yes I do

No you don't

Yes I do

Yes you do

No I don't, oh beep it! SDD finished frustrated.

"That's okay, he no chance in hell with me." Yumiko petted her bunny.

"But we are already in hell." FPD complained. "Oh, is that a bunny? I love little rodents from hell." She picked one up and hugged it.

"How come it loves them and not me?" SDD complained as the rodents snarled at SDD.

"I guess it is because you are the ones that made them come here." Yumiko shrugged her shoulders.

"I guess, where did ATR really go." He shook his hand at FDP.

"How did you know, I locked her in the meat freezer." She looked sad as SDD ran to the meat locker. It was changed to a Hawaiian island with men that worshiped her.

"You had to find me didn't you?" She looked sad as the illusion went away.

"Know what do that again with some hot chicks and I think I will stay here too." SDD looked excited. ATR snapped her fingers and he was on a beautiful island with MCR and Green Day playing on the stage. SDD looked around for the hot chicks and sound six little baby chickens. "I meant women." ATR snapped her fingers again and then the chicks turned into hot babes that needed to be rubbed with sun tan lotion.

Happy?

Beats the hell out of Sidewinder

Amen.

End of chapter3 and boy I am happy.

To everyone, here are some stories you must read, not giving you a choice, Marines Guide to Halo, Some what twisted takes on Soul Claibur2 Strikes back, You must read SWTTOSC2SB no choice, Red VS Blue Team Slayer and the book series of Alice the Raven's KOTOR story.

Masterbeef, Read SWTTOSC2SB, Lady mason is the person who gave me Sir-dik-dik and the inspiration to write.

Jiharle, thanks, I hope it is really that funny.

ATR, yhea we said Screw you to them.

Lightman, HAHAH really, cool?