Insanity time!

Now with Nine Inch Nails, With Teeth.

Don't ask about the CD title I was confused too.

Yes for all four people that reviewed chapter do it again cause I don't like you. No I'm just kidding; I really love you guys in a friendly way. Not like my KOTOR2 chick loved Kiear, weird huh? Then I casted her into a lava pit after that. We love each other don't we? Disclaimer, I don't own anything. If I did I would be making this as a movie on my Alien Wear computer. Okay I don't have an Alien Wear computer but that hasn't stopped me from making the first two chapters into movies. Look for them in the next couple of months, if not early next year.

Chapter4, We are sorry to inform you that this chapter has been removed. Just kidding.

"So I just got a free gun and now I can kill…" But before Mendez could finish he was shot in the head by the merchant.

"Tickled didn't it?" He reloaded his eighteenth century musket.

"Actually it kind of did." He started to laugh until his head exploded and a pie came out.

"Pie, 314 of cherry. I taste a conspiracy here." The merchant took out a knife and tried to cut the pie but nothing happened. "An unbreakable pie? Weird."

"Actually that's in my story." A man that could make thirteen copies of himself held a pistol to the Merchant's head. "Now give me the pie and no one gets hurt."

"Um, what are you buying, what are you selling, I have a good sale of things on sale?" He cried but all that did was make the assassin take out a chain gun and blow the merchant poop out of him. He took the pie and went to the both.

The Yellow base team meeting.

"All right you guys we need a plan." Monkey girl was in control so she called the shots.

"I say we get a banshee and have Gyra committee suicide so we can take their flag." Leon suggested.

Sounds good to me- Monkey Girl

Sure- Mr. explosives

We shall fling roses at their puny bodies- Tayter

I don't have to kill myself- Master Baiter

It was plan my plan- Leon

I'll reckon that's the best plan in a while- Stranger

No not again! Master Baiter complained but the rest of the team shoved him into the banshee and he took off.

"Use the rubber energy sword to the best you can." Leon joked and he gave the single-finger-salute to his team and crashed it cause you can't put your arm out of the vehicle and steer at the same time killing him and their plan.

"Good job, now all we need is someone with a crazy powerful gun come and wipe us out." Leon predicted the future with a grin.

"That won't happen!" Gyra responded.

"That was pretty fast. And I bet you he will have a pie on his head…" Leon looked into the stars in daytime. "I will tell you your future with the stars." He went on. Everyone looked at the sun, then at each other and then they gave him a dollar to tell them their future in a bright sunny afternoon.

In the booth, I'm sorry but it's fun to torture people.

"I wonder where SDD and ATR went?" MB asked.

"They're probably locked in the meat freezer about to die." Yomiko added in.

"Should we help them?" Asked FDP.

"No." Both Yomiko and MB answered at the same time.

"Why not?" FDP asked.

"Cause he doesn't like sidewinder!" MB protested.

"And he spelled my name wrong the last chapter." Yomiko also protested. "I guess I could send a Hell bunny to find him… and then torture him." She laughed uncontrollably as it hopped into the other room.

"Well I'm going to do the first step in taking over sidewinder." MB loaded his backpack with speakers and other USB port connections.

"What do you plan to do with that?" FDP asked.

"The world has seen many great things, but none like the Kingdom of beef!" He celebrated.

"I think I will take a nap until a major event happens and someone gets killed, I wonder who it is." Yomiko fell fast asleep.

The green team

Everyone but Mendez was at the base getting ready to take on the Yellow team.

"Mother beep, I got attacked by a bunny." Soul Brotha' felt for his head.

"Are you sure it wasn't Furuncles me parrot?" Patches asked talking to the bird that never even existed. Soul Brotha' took out his right hand and started to choke Patches.

"You ain't a pirate and you don't have a beeping bird on your shoulder!" Soul Brotha' then let him go.

"You hurt Furuncles!" Patches charged Soul Brotha' but Soul Brotha shot him down with his SMG.

"What, you didn't see that coming?" Why Bother I'm Blind asked T-bone that was having a nervous break down.

"It's just that stupid people like you make our society so horrible. That and Sex, violent video games, and drugs." T-bone responded.

"You mean the only good things are bad. Oh wait you said I was stupid, your mama!" Why Bother I'm blind kicked him. T-bone then fell over and began to cry like the little girl he is.

"I'm hungry!" Super Size me complained.

"Me too." Soul Brotha' ate some fried chicken and cool aid with everyone.

"Okay what should we do?" They all asked but then they all continued to eat.

Back to the both for the last bit of the chapter.

FDP fixed SDD laptop and began to play Haf-life2 and then threw it down cause she couldn't do Return to Ravenholm cause she sucked. Then she went to a file called "get the beep away from my stuff, unless you are me." "That means he wants me to look at it." Inside was credit card numbers and his password to Before she opened the file to find all of this a man called Obsidian thirteen came in with a chain gun and some pie.

"You are no longer an active member, DIE!" He then unloaded a round into the girl and she fell into the snow.

"They will never know. Oh coffee for my pi!" He was excited as he dipped his 3.14 of cherry pie into the coffee but it didn't fit. "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" He screamed for 3.14 seconds.

In the 'magical' room

ATR and SDD were both in the water surfing only SDD was getting thrown of his board.

"You da' be da' wost' sufa' eva'!" ATR spat in a language that SDD did not understand.

"What the beep did you just say?" SDD looked bewildered.

"I said you are the worst surfer that I have ever seen." She simile as she caught another wave. SDD went to the stage, as MCR did "This mirror isn't big enough for the both of us." He started his own mash pit, all by himself. Then the door opened and in came on of the Hell bunnies. It began to chew on SDD's leg. In the dream world it was still a bunny so he imagined a BFG into his hands. If you don't know what BFG stands for, you are dead to me. He loaded the gun and blasted the bunny into little pieces and the thing was dead and they went back to partying.

At the Merchant.

FDP's soul went with Mendez's soul to the merchant. He took the soul on the right to revive himself. It worked but he got the girl's soul and things went a little too odd for me to disguise. Let's just say she was curious about the 'new' gun and how many 'rounds' is in it. His gun then broke and she got duct tap and the 'glue' helped it stay in one place. You know what, I think I should stop here.

Soul Brotha' took an Escalade over to the other teams base and shot it with a rocket launcher.

"What the beep was that?" Leon jumped.

"I think it was a rocket launcher, I want it." Mr. Explosives walked out to find a dead Soul Brotha' and Mendez with a BFG. Mendez still had the pie on his head and three and fourteen hundredth's of a round in his gun.

"I told you guys, the stars don't lie!" Leon was happy as his predictions came true, they were screwed.

End of chapter4.

I am sad to inform that Jade Empire is starting to devour me more and more so expect less stuff for now and I have a wedding in the north to attend my brother's wedding. So I won't have anything in oh say a week or so. I need to write another chapter to Avatar Rising and a new KOTOR story cause the last one sucked. I have tickets to Episode three at May 16th on midnight! Hot damn that's some hot Jedi on Jedi action. It better not suck! If it does I will… I will sing BYOB in my really weird screamer voice.

To Masterbeef, Yes the kingdom of beef just got beefery.

To Alice The Raven, That was a reference to you in chapter five in Second gear if you didn't notice miss I like guns.

To Mark20, It was confusing cause you never read YVG1 did you.

To Obsidian thirteen, thanks for being in here and don't be a bad person and not want free advertising.

If you thought this chapter was weird look for chapter five which has the words, Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?

TO EVERYONE, PLEASE FOR ME READ Some What Twisted Takes on Soul Claibur2 Strikes back PLEASE!