By animeninjaNIPPON
All three of them froze as the smoke cleared. Out of the blue, Zim broke the silence. "Stupid Dib-worm! It took me DAYS to create that 'infatrodisiac'!" He turned to Gir, whose eyes were red and narrow. "Get him!"
Gir stared at Dib for a few minutes. Then his eyes took the shape of hearts and he burst into a smile.
"I LOVE YOU, DIB!" he squeaked, clinging onto the object of his affection. Dib cried out in shock and stepped back, trying in vain to shake off the little lovesick robot.
"Hmm, this is better than I thought," Zim mused, ignoring the scene before him. "If I can make a SIR fall in love with a human, then maybe…GIR! COME WITH ME!" He snatched Gir off of Dib's torso, dragging him across the room.
"NOOOO!" Gir wailed, struggling to break free.
"And as for you…" Zim turned to Dib.
WHAM! Dib landed with a thud just outside of Zim's house. The temporarily defeated boy got up and went home.
Back in the depths of Zim's base, the little Invader was busy making up a new love potion, as well as an antidote in case something else went terribly wrong. Gir, however, sat in the center of the lab, bawling like a baby. This frustrated Zim so much that he accidentally crushed the purple-and-white antidote held in his gloved hand to smithereens.
"GIR!" he yelled, shooting an angry glance in Gir's direction. "Stop that INSANE racket!"
"Dib is GOOOOOONE, and I'll never see him AGAAAAAIN!"
"Oh, we'll see that stinkbeast again," Zim grumbled contemptuously, carefully corking the new test tube and putting it away.
That night, Dib had trouble sleeping. He turned over restlessly, opened his eyes and came face-to-face with a sleeping Gir. Dib's blood-curdling scream of shock caused all the lights in the neighborhood to go on.
Zim, too, was stirred from his rest by this noise, and when he noticed that Gir was gone, he put two and two together and set out (in human guise) to retrieve the "missing" robot. As soon as he opened the front door, however, he was met by Dib, still in his pajamas, and Gir.
"Tell your perverted robot to leave me alone," he growled, holding out Gir with one hand. Gir gave a love struck grin.
"Everything is going according to plan," Zim said deviously.
"What are you talking about?" Dib snapped. "Your plan was to make humans fall in love with you and become your slaves, not to make that – THING – develop an obsessive crush on me!"
"LIAR!" Zim yelled, snatching Gir out of Dib's hand and tossing him indoors. "You know nothing of my plans! NOTHING!" With that, he slammed the door.
End of part two
