By animeninjaNIPPON

The doorbell rang. "Gir, get that!" Zim ordered while building a giant thingy of some sort.

No answer.

"Gir!" This time, Zim looked around. His eyes narrowed. "Not again!"

He donned his disguise and went to open the door. Sure enough, it was Dib… holding hands with Gir?

Upon seeing this, Zim became enraged. "Gir, get away from that stinkbeast!" he commanded, trying to pull the little SIR unit inside. Gir latched onto Dib's arm with both hands and screamed like a howler monkey. Zim tugged with all his strength, managing to heave both Gir and Dib through the door. Gir landed on top of Dib, who landed conveniently on top of Zim. Dib blushed from the close contact with his enemy as Zim tried to push everyone off.

"Get…off…me…DIB-WORM!" Zim used all remaining force to shove the two seem-to-be lovers off of him. They went flying across the room. "You better have a good explanation for THIS!"

"Explanation for WHAT, Zim?" Dib asked in confusion. "I was just bringing your robot back."

"You SEDUCED him, you stupid… DIB-MONKEY!" Zim pointed a convicting finger at his rival. "Or he seduced YOU! I don't KNOW! Gir doesn't REALLY love you – it's just the 'infatrodisiac'!"

"Isn't this what you wanted?" Dib asked as Gir evasively embraced him. "I thought you wanted to make humans fall in love with robots so you could –"

"SHUT UPPP!" Zim lunged at his rival, pinning him to the wall. How does he know all this?... wait a minute, he's EXTRACTING INFORMATION FROM GIR! He narrowed his eyes and held up a fist. "You think you're SO clever, taking advantage of Gir in order to get info on me… WHICH IS HORRIBLY INACCUATE!"

"I didn't get anything out of him – or her – or it…" Dib turned his head to Gir, who smiled sweetly. "What are you, anyway?"

"I'm… TAQUITOS!" Gir exclaimed randomly as he jumped onto Dib, burying his little metal face into Dib's chest.

"I'm guessing he's male," Zim mused, "but sometimes – HEY!" He tore Gir away from Dib. "Stop that, NOW!"

"OK, Master…" He slumped to the floor and busied himself with a toy piggy, occasionally glancing up at the big-headed boy in the trench coat.

"And stop leaking our plans to the Dib!"

"He didn't say anything," Dib corrected. "I got it from you. I know how you think. I can decipher it from your speeches – "

"That's NONE of your business! GET OUT! GO HOME!" He threw Dib to the floor, and Gir got up to comfort his love interest. "And take Gir WITH you, for all I care!"

"But Master – "

"LEAVE!"

As Dib turned to leave, reluctantly taking a sobbing Gir with him, he noticed a look of sorrow on Zim's face.

End of part five