xX... As one of my reviewers so rightly put it: holy crap! I didn't expect so many reviews for this story! Wowzers! As some of you may have noticed it reminds you of the Wish List (by the author who wrote the Artemis Fowl books: Eoin Colfer). Yes! I did just finish reading it! Surprise surprise! I just wanna thank all the awesome reviewers so far! Must of them have never reviewed my stories before! So thank you all so much, I bow down to your greatness! ON with IT! ...xX

"Now here's the deal," Demenor said as he lead the Hellers down a dark, fire lit, corridor, "Any of the players on the other team that you...uh... knock off, per say, will automatically be sent here, no chance of parole or bail," he laughed at his earthly joke, "But, if they knock any of YOU off, it's straight here for you!" he said, sneering and pointing at Freddy, who shrugged the implication away, "Now, we must win! WE MUST! Every time something like this happens, Angel always wins! We've been at it for almost a century now and I'm getting sick of losing. But I'm sure the motivation to get out of here is enough to make you win, right?" he smiled sweetly, exposing his one foot long finger nails, "Follow me to the briefing room! Come along now, don't dilly or fucking dally!" Demenor smiled, not being able to use a proverb or a statement without adding a cuss word in it. Nervous, the Hellers complied and followed Demenor into the briefing room.

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"Welcome to the briefing room!" Angel said, letting the Heaveners catch their breath.

The briefing room in Heaven was a small, well lit room. The fifteen or so windows let in lots of light but from where? There was no sun!? The Heaveners sat down on a grimy old wooden bench and waited for Angel to float to the front of the room, it reminded everyone sickly of school.

"The missions here will greatly surprise you most likely. You will find out how much you have screwed up other people's lives thanks to dumb choices by you and your cohorts. The team in Hell will do everything it can to stop you. Including trying to kill Katie, the captain, that way, they automatically win. And you will be sent to Hell, and Katie to Hell Labor. If you get knocked off, you will be sent to Hell's Labor. And that's not pleasant. Is everyone ready to take a look at your first mission?" Angel looked around. Eight very frightened and nervous Tenth graders meekly nodded their heads.

"Good, OK, here it is," Angel stepped aside, a projected power-point looking presentation appeared, Angel narrated,

"TASK ONE: WHEN YOU WERE IN FOURTH GRADE A CERTAIN PRINCIPAL: MISS MULLINS, WAS FALLING DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH ONE FAKE SUB: DEWEY FINN"

There were collective gasps and giggles from the Heaveners but still, Angel pressed on in his very important sounding voice, "BUT THEN, ONE DAY, A GROUP OF BOYS, NAMELY: ZACKARY MOONEYHAM, FREDERICK JONES, FRANKIE MONTIFF, AND LEONARD HAWKINS, PLAYED A JOKE ON MISS MULLINS, TEASING HER ABOUT MULLINS LOVE FOR DEWEY, SHE THEN DISAPPEARED. IN TRUTH, SHE WENT AWAY AND MOVED TO MONTANA WHERE SHE NOW OWNS A TRAILER PARK. YOUR FIRST MISSION IS TO PUT DEWEY AND MISS MULLINS TOGETHER BEFORE THE PRANK CAN BE PLAYED. WHEN YOU ARE SET BACK ON EARTH, YOU WILL HAVE EXACTLY TWO HOURS. GOOD LUCK."

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"We have to make sure that those bastards up in Heaven don't put Finn and Mullins together?" Marta asked quizzically.

"Why yes, but you will have some...uh...tools of the trade, if you will. (A/N: here is where it's gonna get sorta kooky!)"

The Hellers looked around at each other, what did he mean by that?

"This is what you will have..." The Hellers gasped. What they were looking at was a mini crossbow/pistol hybrid. The arrow was outfitted with a thunderbolt tip. It was small enough to be collapsible and fit in your pocket. Sitting next to it were some pieces of coiled up rope with a pick on the end, grappling of sorts.

"One for each, take one and one, c'mon, let's keep the line moving!" Demenor said, moving everybody along, "Those arrows will kill anyone from Heaven in an instant, those grappling might be...uh...helpful." Demenor smiled wryly. All the Hellers smiled weekly back, "Are you ready to go?" Demenor asked, "Freddy, every time you succeed or fail you must bring back proof of success, bring back nothing for failure. You will have two days, good luck!" Demenor screamed held out his finger and the awestruck Hellers disappeared in a flash of dark red light.

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"What the hell is that?" Katie asked, looking at a small silver pistol which looked like it came straight out of Tomb Raider.

"As you so justly put it, it's a Hell Gun," Angel said, "Go on, everyone, take one, and don't forget your rope. That Hell Gun can kill a Heller in an instant, Katie will bring back ammo after each mission. Is everyone ready? Off you go!" Angel rubbed his bald, waxed head and smiled as the Heaveners disappeared in a puff of white smoke.

xX... ok, I realize that that was short and weird. But it's gonna be an action packed story with traitors, gun shots, betrayal, love, deceit, and so much more! Stick with me!!! ...xX