xX... It's back! The story is back, sorry for that Hiatus!... enjoy this strange, totally weird, craaazy story which I must've thought up when I was high!(j/k, j/k, j/k) ... xX
Gordon clutched his aching ear, yes ear, as he suddenly appeared in the Horace Green Parking Lot.
"Oh, my fucking ear!" Gordon moaned, other Heaveners were having trouble with other remote body parts
"Jesus Christ! My pinky toe!!" shouted Tomika.
"Whatever that god damn Angel did to us, it must've disrupted our bodies," Katie said, she looked up, puzzled, since when did she know all of this information.
"Katie, have you been reading the dictionary lately?" Questioned Leonard.
"I... I just don't know what happened, I seem to be full of information," Katie held her head in her hands, "this is really confusing,"
"Oh shut up!!" Frankie hit Katie, "You're just a stupid whiner, I don't know why we voted you captain, we can't wait for you to finish moaning, we only have two hours!" (A/N: refer back to chapter 2, I've changed it to two hours, K??)
The sudden surge of leadership seemed to bring up the morale of the Heaveners.
"Stop!" Katie yelled after Frankie as he began to head towards the front door of Horace Green.
"What now Bitch?" Frankie turned around, obviously annoyed.
"If you go through a door, real people will be able to see the door open, we can't walk through it, so we must find an alternate way of entrance into the education facility... OH FUCK!" Katie screamed and grabbed her mouth, holding closed, her jaw was straining to move, and it was wiggling around in Katie's hand. Frankie looked a little less annoyed.
"Thanks, let's go," He led the Heaveners off to search the school for an open window. Gordon stayed behind to help Katie up.
"Thanks," Katie whispered as Gordon held out a hand for Katie to take. Gordon was silent, "Let's catch up with the others," Katie smiled. Gordon shook his head and off they went.
"I remember this day," Gordon said.
"How?" Katie asked, "I don't even remember this... 'cept for Mullins hightailing it out of here" She laughed.
"There was a cloud shaped like Mongolia," Gordon said, out of the blue. He looked up. So did Katie. After much silence Katie shouted, "I SEE IT!!"
"No, it's not out yet," Gordon scolded.
"Not that! A way in!" Katie said, pointing up. Gordon looked up, and they saw an entrance to the air conditioning vent.
"No! no, no!" Gordon said, backing away.
"Oh, come off it! I saw it once on a Mary-Kate and Ashley movie, I'll lift you up, you open it, than you grab my hands and help lift me up!" Katie said, looking at the vent.
"You watch Mary-Kate and Ashley movies?" Gordon asked.
"Yeah, it was a long time ago..." she trailed off, giggling.
"I'll get the rest of the group," Gordon said hastily walking off, minutes later he returned, "Damn, they've found a way in too!"
"Ha! You've got no excuse now! Let's go, up and at 'em!"
Reluctantly, Gordon let Katie hoist him up. He leaned back a little and shot the vent, it rattled noisily as it shot straight through the vent. Clanging as it hit one of the vents walls. Gordon stared, awestruck and the pistol, placed and it back in his back pocket and lifted himself up into the vent. He grabbed Katie's two arms and lifted her up too. They walked in silence on hands and knee until they came a fork in the vent.
"Left, left is always the smart way to go. It's in all the movies," Katie said, with authority.
"You watch a lot of movies, don't you?" Gordon smiled. They clambered off left until they heard whispers. Whispers that sounded too familiar. Whispers of a former self. Katie and Gordon paused. They looked through the vent as four little boys quietly opened the doors and tip-toed through the dark front office. Katie and Gordon craned to hear.
"C'mon, ass hole, we're gonna miss the chance!" The blonde boy said, obviously the leader. Another boy closely followed him, his shaggy, dark hair swiveled as he beckoned the two other boys to hurry up. One, an obese little thing, and the second a shrimpy little African American. The blonde was carrying a deflated blow up doll.
Katie was the first to move; silently she began twisting the screws on the vent. Amazingly, she found that she could move them. Gordon began on the bottom two.
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Frankie and the other Heaveners crawled silently through an open window of a 5th grade class.
"Look! My desk!" Tomika whispered.
"Shut up, let's go!" Frankie hissed. They moved on, quietly, they opened the door and walked down the hallway to the front office. Suddenly Tomika grasped his stomach.
"Oh...God! What is that?" All of the sudden, two lima bean shaped things popped out of his stomach. His kidneys had an arrow stuck in them. Tomika screamed in pain. Frankie held out his hand and Tomika grasped it. Clenching it hard, Tomika could feel himself falling. Lawrence looked up; he saw some spiky blonde hair round the corner.
"I'll be back," Lawrence said quietly. He dashed down the hallway. The blonde boy was howling with laughter. Lawrence took out his pistol.
"Stop it, you dirty son of a bitch!" Lawrence yelled. Freddy stopped cold in his tracks, since when did Lawrence, the king of goody-goody curse? Especially like that. He guessed that being dead gave you the 'who gives a shit' attitude.
"Whoa, cowboy, watch it," Freddy turned around and slipped his weapon into his back pocket, "I don't want no trouble," Freddy smirked; he knew Lawrence wouldn't shoot him. Freddy stared at Lawrence, he raised an eyebrow. Reluctantly, Lawrence sighed and put the gun down. "Freddy, you're too good at this," he thought to himself.
"Now, Lawrence, go back to your team, and let us hope we never meet again." Freddy said calmly. Lawrence pushed his glasses up and began walking away.
Freddy thought about shooting him, but then decided that one person in ten minutes was good enough. Lawrence headed back to the team. Tomikas' whole lower body was now just a pool of bright red mercury. All the Heaveners were trying to grab hold of her and lift her up. Her kidneys with the arrows in them bounced around merrily.
"AHH!" Tomika screamed in pain. Lawrence watched, horror struck as the Heaveners desperately tried to save her, but in minutes, she had been reduced to nothing more than a sick pool of twinkling, red, mercury. The Heaveners stared at the pool until Frankie spoke.
"We have to move on, we don't have much time left," He sighed and turned back. Leonard and Lawrence didn't move.
"C'mon!" Frankie said, a little annoyed. They wiped a tear from their eyes and followed Frankie down the hall.
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"He just put the gun down; he was eating out of my palm. I shoulda shot him!" Freddy said, telling the tale to the Hellers. "Why wasn't Katie with the group?" He thought.
"At least you got one," said Marta.
"Yeah, we have to trail them," Zack said. The Hellers agreed and went off to follow the Heaveners.
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The little blonde haired boy was proceeding to blow up the doll. The others kept watch. Once it was blown up, it looked like a Lego man. Very stiff and formulated. The chubby one took out a Sharpie and wrote: Dewey, Lova Man on the dolls forehead. Then, the black haired boy took out ten or eleven pencils, put them in a rubber band, got a PostIt note, and wrote: Big Juicy Dick, just for Mullins. Come and Get It Blow Job Babe! He stuck the PostIt on the pencils and duct taped them to the doll, where a mans family jewels should be. At this point, Katie and Gordon had silently stepped down and into a filing cabinet and where on a desk. Being dead had its advantages, Invisibility. The boys put the doll sitting up on the desk in the office over and scurried out. Katie and Gordon could then hear loud foot steps. Not little kids, an adults.
"Zackary, Frederick, Franklyn, Leonard, good day!" The woman's voice said to the four little boys. They giggled and power walked the rest of the way.
Gordon opened the door and took out the blow up doll. Sure, the woman couldn't see them, but she could hear them. He quickly bit it and they ran into a corner of the outside office. Standing as still as possible. The woman walked in, went to her desk and picked up some pencils. "Odd" she thought. Gordon looked down, the pencils were missing! Luckily he grabbed the PostIt. Silently, they opened the door and ran back to their team.
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"We did it! We won the first task!" Katie shouted. The Heaveners looked excited, but glum still was a fixture in their faces.
"What's the matter?" Gordon asked.
"Someone from the other team shot Tomika,"
They looked down, something clouded over their victory.
"I have to get to the pick up spot, so I can report back to the Angel, You guys wait in the parking lot, and you'll get zapped up soon." Katie broke the silence and bolted for the door. She all of the sudden knew that the pick up spot was at the 7-11 near the art museum.
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Freddy's head was spinning. Literally.
"Soooomeon Graaaab Myyyyyy Heeeeaaaaadddd!!!!" Freddy shouted as his head twirled around and around. Zack jumped on him and held his head down until the powers that seemed to possess it stopped.
"I think we lost, you guys wait in the playground. You'll get zapped up from there. I gotta go to the pick up spot," Freddy said. He walked glumly towards the door.
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Katie hoped, honest to god, that Freddy didn't have the same pick up spot. At least you couldn't shoot anyone once a mission was over. She sighed when she saw a certain, dead, blonde haired boy that no one else could see but her, walk up. She had liked him forever. And now she was trying to kill him.
"Jones," Katie smirked, walking up to the glum Freddy.
"Shut it Brown," he said. They sat down waiting to be zapped.
"You won this one, Kate," he said.
"The virgin always comes out on top," she gave him an evil grin.
"Shut up," he said, defensively.
Katie laughed.
"So, now that we're dead I guess we can share secrets?" he asked, cozying up to her.
Freddy Jones had like Katie for eight years, and had always been trying to ask her out. But some other girl always got in the way. Now that they were dead, what difference did it me?
"I guess, you go first," she said. Looking at her feet.
"This may sound stupid, but I've like you for eight years," he blushed. Katie gulped.
"Yeah? Well I've like YOU since the beginning of the band," she laughed. They stared at each other.
"You know what would be weird?" Freddy said.
"What?"
"We could ditch this whole 'zap' shit and go for a walk?" he asked.
Katie thought about it,
"Fine," she said. They began walking down the street. As they did, they head a zapping sound. They looked behind them to see a blue light frantically searching for someone. They laughed. They went down the street and too the cliff where it looks over the Atlantic Ocean.
"This is where I wanted my first kiss to be," Katie said, "but I've never kissed a guy in my life," she sighed.
"You can start with me?" Freddy asked.
Before she could respond he had her in a passionate lip lock. After some time she broke away,
"I am sooo going to Hell," she said.
"Don't worry, I'm already there," Freddy smiled and they kissed some more. Not noticing the figure that had been trailing them.
xX... so what do you think? My spell check isn't working so sorry if I missed some spelling stuff ...xX
