Harley and Ivy
Chapter 10: The One With the Justice League
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- All familiar characters belong to DC.
Shout Outs-
Showstopper- Oh yeah, there'll be lots of wackiness with Harley and Ivy in the Justice League.
The Drewfus- Mwahahaaa! Funny you should mention Harley's hyenas, they're gonna make an appearance in this chapter.
Agent-G- I've edited the chapter so explain how Harley was able to escape, she used a shard of glass to cut her ropes.
Thanks to- Daryl, Proponent of EVO.
Justice League Watchtower-
The Flash and Firestorm were walking through the corridors of the Justice League Watchtower. They stopped as they reached the view port that over-looked Ivy's botanic garden. The former villain had it built in soon after she and Harley joined.
'Man, I still can't believe Bats let Harley and Ivy join up.' Firestorm said. 'He must have been punched in the head too many times.'
'Supes was the one that sponsored them for membership actually.' The Flash replied. 'And I've gotta say, he's sure got good taste.'
'Oh yeah.' Firestorm nodded. 'They're so hot, they're smoking!'
Flash's eyes widened in surprise as he saw what Ivy was doing below them.
'Holy crap man, look at that!'
Firestorm looked where Flash indicated and his jaw fell open.
'Is she…?'
'Oh yeah, she's bathing in the stream.' Flash nodded.
'If only we had a camera…' Firestorm said.
'Got one!' Flash said as he held a camera in his hands.
'Then snap away man, this is the only chance we're gonna get.'
Flash did as hew as told and began to take pictures of a naked Ivy bathing in the small stream that ran through her botanical garden.
'What's the what, guys?' Green Arrow asked as he walked up behind the pair. 'What's so interesting about a bunch of plants and a hot redhead bathing naked in a stream?'
Green Arrow blinked a few times as he realised what he said.
'Waitasec, a hot redhead bathing naked in a stream? That's Poison Ivy, isn't it?'
'Oh yeah…' Firestorm nodded, not even turning away from the view.
'She's gonna be pissed once she finds out.' Green Arrow said.
'I don't see you turning away, GA.' Flash replied.
'Well this is a once in a lifetime thing.' Green Arrow replied. 'You have got film in that camera, right?'
'Uh-huh.' Flash nodded as he continued to snap away.
'Anyway, why aren't you hitting on Canary?' Firestorm asked. 'You guys are damn near inseparable.'
'I left her talking with Hawkgirl.' Green Arrow replied. 'Chick stuff.'
'Oh right.' Firestorm nodded. 'Hey, where's Ivy gone?'
Flash let out a yell of surprise as he saw a rather peeved Ivy looking at them from the other side of the view port. She had riode up on a giant lily pad and stood eye-to-eye with the trio. Ivy had also covered herself up with her namesake plant, making a makeshift dress.
'Crap! She's on to us!' Flash yelped.
'Cheese it!' Firestorm said as he flew away with the Scarlet Speedster hot on his heels. That only left Green Arrow.
The Emerald Archer gulped nervously as he backed away and bumped into somebody.
'Enjoying the view, Ollie?' Black Canary asked, her hands on her hips and a peeved expression on her face.
'Now Pretty Bird, I can explain…' Green Arrow said. 'It's like this…'
Black Canary just narrowed her eyes.
'We can talk about this in the briefing room.' Black Canary said as she grabbed Green Arrow by the scruff of his neck and dragged him away.
'Help meee…' Ollie squeaked.
Ivy just laughed to herself and rode down to the ground, that would teach them to lech on her…
Later-
Ivy had finished in her garden and was on her way to meet with Harley. Harley said that she had something urgent to tell her. Ivy wasn't sure what that was though but she would soon have to find out.
All she did know was that Harley had something to see to at Gotham Zoo. Ivy was okay with what ever Harley wanted, just as long as it didn't involve her damn hyenas.
Ivy stopped in her tracks as she thought that over, why else would Harley be going to the zoo than to get her pet hyenas?
Ivy shuddered at the thought and continued on her way to the kitchen.
'Heads up Red!'
Ivy spun around just in time to be knocked to the floor by two furry piles of drool and muscle; it was Harley's pet hyenas alright!
'Aww, look at that.' Harley cooed. 'The darlings like you.'
'Yeah, it's beautiful.' Ivy grimaced as she held one hyena's head at bay, trying to stop it drooling on her. 'Do you mind? I just washed.'
'C'mon babies, leave Auntie Ivy alone for a sec, huh?' Harley cooed.
With a quick tug of their lease, the hyenas backed away obediently.
'Batman's going to be pissed once he finds out that you busted these two out of the zoo.' Ivy said. 'What happened to going straight?'
'Oh, I didn't bust 'em out, puddin'.' Harley replied. 'I got Supes to arrange a release for my two babies.'
Ivy then noticed something around the hyenas' necks.
'Is that Wonder Woman's golden lasso?'
'Um, no…?' Harley replied.
'Harley…' Ivy said sternly.
'Okay, okay, I'll give it back.' Harley sighed. 'Sheesh, excuse me for exercising my pets.'
Later still-
Harley had stashed her hyenas somewhere safe and was in the kitchen fixing up a sandwich.
'Mmm, peanut butter and roast beef…' Harley said as she licked her lips and held the sandwich up to her mouth. She didn't get to take a bite however as Superman and Booster Gold walked in.
'I am so hungry I could eat an army of Bizarros.' Superman said as he rubbed his stomach.
'Now there's something I'd like to see.' Captain Atom snickered.
'Hey, who's been eating my peanut butter?' Superman asked as he held up an empty jar. 'I labelled it clearly enough. Property of Superman, hands off, is that too hard to understand?'
'Aww man, somebody's eaten my roast beef.' Booster groaned. 'This sucks!'
Superman spun around as he heard a plate spinning on the table, Harley had made a hasty retreat.
Elsewhere-
Ivy was walking along near the living quarters when she heard a commotion coming form Supergirl's room.
'Give it you flea-bitten mongrels! Don't make me go Kryptonian on your butts!'
Ivy popped her head around the door and saw Supergirl in a tug-of-war battle with Harley's hyenas. Supergirl was trying to wrestle away her cape from them.
'Give it! Give it! Give it!' Supergirl hissed as she gave her cape one last yank.
Ivy winced as she heard a rip and Supergirl held up the remains of her cape.
'Harley!' Supergirl yelled.
Ivy backed away cautiously, perhaps it was time to move back down to Earth…
TBC…
Next: The One With the Temple of Doom
Harley and Ivy go treasure hunting and run into one of Batman's oldest enemies, Ra's Al Ghul!
