Buffy, the witchy vampire slayer

Chapter 9 – Firewhisky and horrible hangovers.

DISCLAIMER: Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon, and Harry Potter to J.K. Rowling. I don't own anything…-sighs-

TIMELINE: AU. BTVS: After Buffy season three. HP: Before and after Harry's birth (Takes place during the marauders 19:s and up). The years follow the Buffy timeline.

SUMMARY: BTVS/HP crossover. Buffy leaves Sunnydale after Graduation to catch up with her past.

BIG SUMMARY: Buffy is an eleven year old witch and friends with the Hogwarts marauders (a year older), until her parents tells her they're moving to LA, because they wants to take her away from all the 'magic-stuff' (They don't want to accept the fact that she's a witch). Four years later, she's called as the slayer.

CENTRAL PAIRING: Buffy/Sirius

OTHER PAIRINGS: James/Lily, Willow/Remus, Xander/Anya

Reviews respond:

Goddessa39: Yeah, there will be Angel…not a lot, and I can't promise if it's gonna be mushy, but there will be Angel.

Maleficus Lupinus: Agree! But I more hope on eleven ways…seven is too little.

Anne-Janet: Thanks! And yeah, having those two as godparents can be a helllottafun…or unfun, depending on how you see it. As for L & J…yeah, you should feel sorry – 'cause I still haven't decided if they should die or live! Pray for the best!

Just Me (anonymous): Thanks! Buffy already knows Peter can't be trusted (Slayer sense and all that), and she will be proven right…later. I have some thoughts on how; 1. She can find out before it's too late (Lily & James has already died), 2. Or before, and prevent anything from happening, 3. Not really finding out everything, but something, but keeping it for herself since she doesn't want to worry the others… then there's a lot of other options which I won't mention. But I CAN promise Wormtail will get what he deserves – sooner or later.

Willow Evenstar: Thanks! Having trouble with the years, huh? Me too. But in different ways than you do. I write 2006 instead of 2005, since I always had this weird thought that 2004 was 2005…it became really irritating. And yeah, Buffy will have her hands full. Prongs Jr. can't be an easy task to deal with. And Voldemort, well, he really isn't up to somehting, except killing Harry when he arrives in the end of July. And thanks again! You know, I really thought being seventeen would feel cooler than being sixteen. When you hear it: sixteen – seventeen…well, seventeen sounds so much cooler and more mature, but I really don't feel any difference. Should I? I hope you'll like Out of the Blue! I'm happy with it this far at least!

Damia – Queen of the Gypsi's: Thanks! And I'm glad you like my story… If Lily and James die, I don't know if Harry will stay with Buffy or go to the Dursley's…But I won't rewrite my other stores! Why would I? Each of my stories is compeletely detached, and has nothing to do with eachother, except they're BTVS/Hp crossovers. Buffy will learn some magic – both wandmagic and wicca. And yeah, her kicking ass would be cool, and I don't mind your babbeling since I tend to babble a lot too. If I told you I didn't like it I would be a total hypocrite, and being that isn't of the good, since I would like to be un-hypocritive for another twenty years or until I become a parent and tell my children to stop doing things I loved to do in their age and now I'm the one babbeling, and about unneccessary things to that (children, jeez – not yet, thank you very much)!

Hidden in the Darkness: I hate him too! And I hope he dies too! And I promise that whatever happens Buffy will be in the story – unless I kill her of. After all, I hurt her pretty bad in HP and tVS, so I don't think it would surprise anyone if I actually did kill her in this story. MWAHAHAHA! –Coughs- Sorry about that. Had a slight…umm…what's it called? …cramp in my braincells?

The Lady Morgaine: Aow, I can't believe you reviewed almost every chapter this far! That's so sweet! I'm on your favourites? Yay! My writing most be improving then! I'm glad you like it! Byes!

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Special thanks to: My Beta – CharmedChick

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Buffy woke up when she felt someone move beside her. She slowly opened her eyes, and gasped in surprise when she found that her legs were tangled in someone else's...Sirius...

She jumped up as fast as possible, ended up stuck in the blankets, and fell to the floor with a boom.

"Shit, shit, shit!" Buffy swore, as she worked to get free. The first day of the new year didn't start very well...this didn't bode well for the future.If it wasn't enough, she had a thundering headache, she heard a yawn from above her, and raised her eyes to the stretching form of Sirius, who sat up at the couch. He looked surprised at seeing her, sitting at the floor, still stuck in the blankets.

"Morning."

Buffy only grunted in response. Sirius frowned. Why was he sleepingon the couch in the first place? And why did he feel like he had been stompedon by a Hippogriff?

"Umm...Buffy. Did you happen to sleepon the couch too?" He asked, groggily.

"Yes, Siri, I did. And I'm not in a very good mood, and I have a horrible headache, so could you just shut up?"

"You're cranky," Sirius stated, which earned an angry glare.

"Really? And how long did it take for you to notice that fact?" Buffy said sarcastically.

Sirius wasn't able to give a smart retort, because Lily came stumbling down the staircase, andinto the closest bathroom. They could both hear her retching, and they winced.

It didn't take long until James came stumbling down too, and ran in after Lily. They could hear him trying to reassure her everything was fine, but they also heard Lily scream at him to shut up, and that everything was his fault.

Buffy and Sirius turned to look at each other, and stated;

"Morning-sickness."

"Hormones," at the same time.

They burst out laughing, but they had to stop when the horrendous headache made itself reminded once more. Buffy frowned.

"Siri, what really happened last night? I mean, we don't wake up laying next to each other for no reason...? And I think I have a hangover..."

Sirius tried to recall what had happened, but everything was really blurry...and the horrible headache didn't help. The only thing he could remember clearly, was counting down to the new year, and then dancing with Buffy.

"I don't remember..."

"Maybe I could help you out?" Willow said as she came dancing down the stairs, Remus slightly behind, yawning. Peter was nowhere to be seen. Sirius frowned.

"Moony, why do you have a black eye?"

Remus just gave him a sour look.

"You should know, after all, you're the one responsible."

"I am?"

Remus sighed, and flung himself on one of the free armchairs. Willow smiled, and started to speak.

Flashback.

"...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

Buffy smiled, and laughed with the others, and laughed even more when Sirius made a crazy bow, and asked her to dance.

After the song ended, they worked their way over to the refreshments were.

"So, Buff...you've never really tasted firewhisky, before, have you?"

Buffy shook her head, frowning a little.

"It doesn't make you breath fire, does it?"

Sirius laughed.

"Nope. Here." He gave her an empty glass, and filled it with a clear, golden-looking liquid.

"Is it alcohol?" Buffy asked, guarded, and Sirius rolled his eyes.

"No, Buffy, it's juice," he said, the sarcasm obvious.

"It's whisky, what do you think?"

Buffy looked unsure on whether she should drink it or not, but finally shrugged.

"What the hell. Screw the rules."

Sirius raised his eyebrows in amusement. Buffy was of age; it wasn't like she wasn't allowed to drink...

With that, he swallowed his own drink, and watched as Buffy did the same. After, she shrugged, and grimaced.

"Urgh...that was nasty."

"Another one?" Sirius asked, carefully. Buffy looked thoughtful for a moment, before grinning.

"Why not? It was actually kind of tasty." She took another glass, and lifted it.

"Cheers!" With that, she drank, it was followed with another one...and another one...and another one...and another...and...

Sirius looked on, amused, but worried.

"Aj you sure you should 'ave more to drink, Buff? You look a little..." With that, he made a weird noise, and a crazy gesture. He slurred on some of the words, and this made Buffy raise an eyebrow.

"You've had sooooo muuuuuch to drink at this point, I am cuttin' you off!" With that, she swallowed another drink, and Sirius smirked. Buffy didn't seem to be less affected than he was. She made another grimace, and streched out her tongue.

"Talmethetrugh; is matongue buning?"

Sirius barked out a laugh, and shook his head in amusement. His eyes seemed to burn a strange fire, as he walked closer.

"Do you want to burn? I can make you hot..." He said, with a seductive tone, and Buffy started to wrap her arms around Sirius' neck. In that moment, Willow decided to cut in, before those two did something they might regret.

"Okay, Buff - I think you've had enough for tonight. Come on, I'll put you to bed."

"But I don' wanna..." Buffy pouted. "I wanna stay here, where all the fun is!"

"No, you don't." Willow took her friend under the arms, and tried to drag her with her.

"Hey! Don't force her!" Sirius said, and tried to follow, but was stopped by Remus.

"You know, Padfoot, I think I should put you to bed too."

"No!" He tried to tear himself away from the werewolf, and Remus found he had to use every bit of his strength (human and not) to keep him still. He had to let go, however, when Sirius' elbow flew out and hit him straight in the eye.

"Damnit, Sirius!" Remus gasped, but Sirius didn't seem to notice what he'd done; instead, he worked his way over, where Willowwas havingsimilar difficulties keeping Buffy restrained.

"Buffy, please..." Willow tried, but it was useless. The witch had no chance in hell to restrain her Slayer friend.

"Let her go!" Sirius demanded, and grabbed Willow around her waist, tearing her away from the kicking Slayer. James came to try to drag away Sirius from Willow, and they all ended up in a mess on the floor;James at the bottom. It took awhile for them to get up, and by that time, Buffy was again standing by the drinks. Remus gave James a pointed look, and they screamed 'stupefy' at the same time, their wands pointed at Buffy. She fell to the ground without a word.

"Hey! Fix her!" Sirius demanded, but they didn't listen. Jameslevitated Buffy, and walked up with her towards the Gryffindor common room,an angry Siriusfollowing.

"Why did you do that?! We were having fun!"

"Right now you might, but tomorrow you won't," Willow said, and helped James lay Buffy down at the couch.

"Fine!" Sirius said, sulkily. There was a brief pause.

"Can I have another drink?"

"No!" Three voiced yelled at the same. James then decided to lift the spell from Buffy. She sat up, a little groggily.

"Wha...?"

"Okay, Buffy. Listen to us. You are very tired, and you need to sleep."

"I don't wanna..." Buffy complained.

"You have to. See, Sirius here, is very ill, and he need to sleep, but he keeps denying it, and the only way to put him to sleep is if you do too. Got it?"

Buffy nodded, moved a bit on the couch, leaving place for Sirius. James, Willow and Remus gave each other nervous looks. This wasn't the idea.

"Come on, Paddy," Buffy said, and patted on the couch beside her.

"Time to sleep."

This time, Sirius didn't complain, but did as he was told; obviously sleeping beside Buffy was a far better gift than any drink. It didn't take long until they both passed out.

End Flashback.

When Willow had finished her story, both Sirius and Buffy looked slightly green. They were both really ashamed of their behavior. Sirius turned to Remus with a guilty expression.

"Did I really hit you?"

Remus nodded, and Sirius winced.

"Sorry."

Remus glared at him.

"I really hope so."

They were interrupted by Lily and James who came out of the bathroom. Lily looked happy, but James was slightly pale.

"What's the matter, Prongs? Did Lily give you a hard time?" He smirked, but then he winced. The hangover made it'spresence knownonce more.

"Ouch..."

"What's the matter, Padfoot? Did the firewhisky give you a hard time?" James retorted in a silky voice. Sirius only groaned.

"Don't we have a hangover potion somewhere?" The others (except Buffy) gave each other a look, and then Remus opened his mouth; his voice even silkier than James' had been.

"You know, Padfoot, I think it's only fair if we didn't gave you that potion. You really don't deserve it. After all, you're the one who put yourself in this situation in the first place."

Sirius looked horrified, but Remus nodded happily, pleased with his idea.

"Yes, I think that would be the best. Let you deal with the consequences of your actions. That ought toteach you not to drink so much...or hit your friends, drunk or not."

Sirius had visibly paled, and turned to James to support, but found none.

"I agree with Remus on this one. This should make you learn your lesson."

"What about me?" Buffy groaned. "I should get that potion! It's Sirius fault I even drank in the first place!"

Willow shared a look with Lily.

"You know, Buffy," she said innocently, "I think you're right..."

Buffy brightened.

"...But it's not his fault you continued," she said, erasing the smile from Buffy's face.

"After all, only the first drink was Sirius fault. Not the second. Or the third. Or the fourth. Or the fifth. I don't think you deserve the potion. You should suffer too."

With that, they got up and left, James and Remus slightly behind, leaving a dumbfounded Buffy and an upset Sirius behind. This day obviously wouldn't turn out very well.


A/N: There! Hope you like it! I am having a little writers block when it comes to this story; I know what I want to do, but the time for it isn't right yet, and I don't know how to bring it in to the story (without making it seem like I rush, and/or jump past several months in the timeline), so there might be useless chapters like this one for awhile now, just to pass the time, until I regain my muse, along with some good ideas. Don't worry, I won't stop updating, though. REVIEW!

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