Buffy, the witchy vampire slayer
Chapter 11 - Pink Panties and DeeDee.
DISCLAIMER: Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon, and Harry Potter to J.K. Rowling. I don't own anything…-sighs-
TIMELINE: AU. BTVS: After Buffy season three. HP: Before and after Harry's birth (Takes place during the marauders 19:s and up). The years follow the Buffy timeline.
SUMMARY: BTVS/HP crossover. Buffy leaves Sunnydale after Graduation to catch up with her past.
BIG SUMMARY: Buffy is an eleven year old witch and friends with the Hogwarts marauders (a year older), until her parents tells her they're moving to LA, because they wants to take her away from all the 'magic-stuff' (They don't want to accept the fact that she's a witch). Four years later, she's called as the slayer.
CENTRAL PAIRING: Buffy/Sirius
OTHER PAIRINGS: James/Lily, Willow/Remus, Xander/Anya
Reviews respond:
artimis-sandstorm: Yeah...it' easy to feel sorry for 'my' characters...I'm always torturing them. LOL. Although this story is less torturing than my other one (HP & tVS)...at least no ones evil here. If you don't count Peter...but I don't. As for fluff....well, it depends a little on how you look t it. I wouldn't cll the things in this chapter 'fluff', but there are some Siri/Buffy.
Just Me (anonymous): He. Buffy will get better, don't worry 'bout it. In fact, SIRIUS will teach herinstead of Lily...probaplyin next chapter or the one after that. We'll see howthat turns out...There will be some more Lily hormones in the air, so I think I can safely say she will loose her temper again!
TheCharmedOne (anonymous): I'm glad you liked it! Sirius will try 'the blushing' in this chap...you'll see how it turn out!
Hidden in the Darkness: Here is the reminder: Never piss off an angry Lily! Hehe. Yeah, about time for Willow/Remus, eh? There will be more of them in following chapters...I say no more! Buffy/Sirius? Well...I can't tell for sure, but they will get closer...after awhile. There will be some troubles first! (Don't kill me)
Tituba: Sure he is! I love Remus! Hehe. Thank for the compliment!
Damia- Queen of the Gypsi's: Hehe. Yeah, I'm ure Lils could care even the bravest knight off...nd newborn babies definitely can!
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Special thanks to: My Beta – CharmedChick
"Hey Buff..." Sirius said, yawning. The he remembered. 'Blush...yeah, that's it! I should blush!' He did his best to picture something that would make him blush...
'...Snivellus in pink panties, Snivellus in pink panties, Snivellus in pink panties, Snivellus in pink panties...'
He stopped. The mental picture became too much, and he became slightly green. (Not red)
'I think I picked the wrong thought...'
"Sirius, are you okay?" Buffy asked worriedly.
Sirius swallowed afew times, trying to keep his breakfast down.
"Siri?"
"Oh, Merlin..." Sirius whimpered, and ran into the closest bathroom, were he threw up.
It took awhile, then he came back giving Buffy a bright smile.
"Hey, Buff. Would you like to have dinner with me tonight?"
Buffy just stared at him disgustedly, then turned on her heel and left. Sirius stood there, gawping like a fish. James came up and patted him on the shoulder.
"Good job, Padfoot. Next time, try to keep the food down."
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"Buffy...BUFFY!" Sirius ran after her.
"What now?" Buffy sighed.
"Well...I...I'm sorry, I was really just thinking about something really disgusting..."
"And what was that?"
Sirius started to blush, and Buffy stared.
'Is Sirius blushing?'
"Umm...Snivellyinpinkpanties." He said really fast, and blushed again.
"Sorry?"
"I was picturing Snively in pink panties."
"Oh." It took three seconds and then...
"Eew! Why did you do that? Do you like him or something? Are you gay? 'Cause if you are, I had no idea."
Sirius stared horrified at her.
"NO! NO AND WAY NO! I don't know why I did it, I just...tried to think about something funny...you know, a new prank..." Sirius lied. Hereally didn't want Buffy to believe he was gay. (Nothing wrong with gays, but if Buffy thought he was, he'd never have a chance)Buffy stared at him again.
"I think you need to think some more. Snape in pink panties isn't funny- it's what gives me nightmares!"
"I know!" Sirius whimpered, and then got an idea.
'Buffy in pink panties, Buffy in pink panties, Buffy in pink panties, Buffy in pink panties...'
He started to grin.
"What?" Buffy asked. "You got a new idea or what?"
Sirius just grinned wider.
"What?!" Buffy asked, but Sirius just smirked at her before leaving.
"HEY! Don't you just turn your back on me, Sirius Black! Tell me what you were thinking!"
'Oh yeah...she loves me...For some, the trick is the blushing, and for others the charm...'
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"Hey, Lils. You okay?" James asked, and sat down beside Lily at the sofa.
"Yeah...just thinking...what do you think it's going to be?"
"What what's going to be?"
Lily rolled her eyes. James could be so clueless sometimes.
"The baby! Boy or girl?"
"Boy," James said. "Definitely boy. And he's going to have your eyes, and my charm, and..."
"I hope not!"
"What? Is it something wrong with my charm?" James asked and pouted.
Lily laughed, and decided tease him a bit.
"No, nothing justwrong...horribly wrong!"
"HEY!" James said, and then grinned, putting his hands on Lily's stomach.
She rolled her eyes.
"You won't be able to feel it. I've barely entered my third month!"
"Oh, Right," James said, but still didn't remove his hands. Lily giggled. She was so happy right now...
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She was so happy right now...Willow sighed, from were she sat in the armchair, just listening to James and Lily's baby talk, Sirius and Buffy's teasing about...pink panties? Willow shook her head.
'I'm never going to learn what's going on in their heads...not that I really want to know...'
Remus entered the portrait hole, and Willow lit up. She felt really close to Remus...they were really good friends right now, and whenever Willow looked at him, she felt something flutter at the bottom of her stomach. What it was, she didn't know, but it was sure comfortable.
"Hi!" She said brightly, and Remus smiled.
"Hi..."
"You okay? You look tired?"
"Oh, I'm fine...full-moon in a couple of days."
"Oh..." Willow gave him an understanding look.
"Hey, guys!"
Lily and James looked up, and Buffy and Sirius stopped teasing.
"Yeah?"
"I spoke to professor Dumbledore a few minutes ago. He said there's an Order meeting tonight in his office."
"In his office? And he thinks we're going to fit?"
"He just said we were going to meet there."
"Oh, alright. Has anyone seen Peter?" Lily asked. "I haven't seen him since new years, and that was two days ago..."
Suddenly, the portrait hole flew open, and Peter stepped inside.
"When you talk about the trolls...or rats." Sirius said casually, but Buffy frowned.
"Where have you been?"
"Around..." Peter said vaguely.
"Around?" James raised his eyebrows. "I think you need to do better than that Pete. You come back, and then you disappear again. What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing. I just had to leave for a couple of days...I had to visit my...eh...girlfriend."
"Your girlfriend?" Buffy asked, not believing him. Of all lies you could tell...
"YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" Sirius asked excitedly. "DO TELL!"
"Umm..." Peter reddened slightly, and to Buffy it looked like he was thinking fast for a few seconds, but no one seemed to notice, as they all moved closer to hear more.
"Yeah..."
"What's her name?" James asked.
"Umm...D...D..." Peter stammered, trying to come up with a name.
"DeeDee?" Lily asked, more than skeptical.
"Yeah! DeeDee!" Peter nodded furiously.
"Is she from England?" Remus asked, and Peter shook his head.
"France."
"DeeDee from France..." James said slowly. "Is DeeDee her real name?"
"Umm...No."
"Then what is?" Buffy asked, growing irritatedby Peter's short answers. To her, it was obviously he was lying.
"Dee...Deliah." Peter said. "Yeah. Deliah, that's it."
"So,what's she like?" Willow asked.
'Will, don't tell me you fall for this too!' Buffy thought, inwardly sighing.
"Kind...yeah...kind...and sweet...and pretty...and...blonde." Peter finished. "Yeah, she's blonde..."
"Oh, good for you, Pete!" Sirius said, quickly losing interestas Peter ran out of things to say.
"Well, I'm glad you've found someone," Lily said gently, before turning her attention back to James, who, again, had started to fiddle with Lily's belly.
"Don't forget the meeting later, guys," Remus said. "It seemed important."
"Don't worry 'bout it," Sirius said. "Dumbledore won't start without us." He grinned at Buffy, and she rolled her eyes.
A/N: Another chap up! Things seem pretty calm and cozy right now, right? Don't worry, in the next chapter it will start to storm around the marauders! REVIEW!
Quote of the week: "Must be some late nightactivities to keep us busy" Spike in 'Older and Far Away'.
SNEAKPEAK FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER (Suspected):
"Remus?!" Lily asked, not wanting to believe him.
"How can you say that?!"
"Well…"
"Well WHAT? Come on, Pete! Out with it!"
"Well…he IS a werewolf!"
Byes for now!
/Ida
