Disclaimer- Don't own..oh man, what was it I don't own... Oh yeah!
ANYTHING!!! Except my own ideas, and come on, who would seriously want
claim ownership to my diseased brain?
-As for where the rest of the fiancés are. Uyko is kind doing a strategic withdraw since the failed wedding which I'll kinda go into in this chap. And Ol' Shamps has been told not to interfere with Ranma till he starts talking again, so expect some interaction in this chapter
"WHAT, 200 YEARS OLDER!" shouted Ranma
Happosai made a face and put his fingers in his ears and said, "Geez, I'm old, but my hearings not gone yet."
"He can't be older than you, how come he's not shriveled up like a troll." Said Ranma
"His energies are sustaining him better than mine or Cologne-chans." Happosai stated and was immediately bonked on the head by a staff from the shadows.
"Don't call me that Happy. Who is this man that you and Ranma have had contact with?" said an impatient Ku Lon.
Happy seemed to grin and settled in to tell his tale. "I was young, about 25 when I had my encounter with Sasuke."
--Flashback-
"WHAT A HAUL, WHAT A HAUL" exclaimed an unbelievably handsome Happosai. There were several women behind and in front of him showering him with gifts of panties.
"Happy, we love you, please take our panties as love tokens" they cried
----ERRRR---
Ku Lon had beaned Happosai on the head and rasped, "You senile old goat, tell us the real story"
Happosai got up and grinned sheepishly and said, "Well as I was saying.."
--Flashback (Again)-
"Get back here you pervert" hollered one lady.
"Ladies, lets get the peeping panty stealing pervert" one lady screamed.
"Yeah, let's string him up" yelled yet another enraged "Lady".
"Yeah, let's cut open his stomach and feast upon his bloody entrails after we hang him upside down by his toes for a week" Yelled one really deranged guy.
The mob and Happosai both stopped to stare at the weirdo. The guy rubbed the back of his head sheepishly and said, "It was something I heard once" everyone continued to stare "Well so much for helping" he sniffed as he walked off.
One lady blinked and looked at the rest of the crew before saying in a demure tone, "Where were we?" everyone looked at Happosai again and the chase was on.
As they wound up the city streets Happosai couldn't shake the different vibe he was getting today, something was up and someone was watching him. His concentration faltered enough for the enraged crowd to find him and stop him flat. As the last of the "pretty ladies" walked away, clutching their panties in disgust that's when Happosai saw him. He was sitting at a table in an outdoor café he was giving Happosai an appraising look.
--Interrupt-
"So that's when you met him?" asked Ranma.
"Yes m'boy, I wasn't particularly fond of the look he was giving me and I decided to see what his problem was." Happosai chucked a bit. "I suppose I was a little like you then, cocky and confident of my skills, I thought myself invincible." Happosai took a puff of his pipe before continuing.
--Back to the Past-
"What are you looking at!" asked Happosai dangerously, "just because I'm short doesn't mean I let people walk all over me."
"I was just observing your technique, I have to say, your methods are unique, but at the same time quite effective." stated Sasuke.
Happosai puffed his chest in pride, and said, "I've been training since I was old enough to know the glory of women's undergarments.
"You have very high potential, perhaps a test of skills is in order." he said thinking aloud.
"Heh, I'll take you on, what kind of art do you practice?" Said Happosai
"An Art as old as time, Chaos Fu" said Sasuke menacingly.
--Interrupt- "Wait, Chaos Fu, he calls it Chaotic Martial Discipline now." Protested Ranma
"Happosai nodded before saying, "It is his school, he can do as he likes with it, I originally called our school Happosai's Panty Fu."
Ranma shuddered as he thought of the Saotome Panty Fu style.
Happosai chuckled at that and said, "Like you have any room to talk Mr. Fierce Tiger Domineering (1)."
Ranma felt annoyed at the jab, but didn't rise to it. This action didn't escape either Happosai or Ku Lon. Once he composed himself he asked, "So what happened when he tested you?"
Happosai started to laugh and said, "I got my ass handed to me."
--Flashback-
Happosai ducked and pulled out two Happo fire bursts and tossed them at the casually standing Sasuke. The man in Question causally flicked his fingers. Before they got close the fuses were cut just below the fire and both bombs fell harmlessly to the ground. Happosai readied his special maneuver, he knew that if his bomb attack couldn't get close to the challenger, his own special blend of close martial arts were going to be less than effective. Happy reached inside himself and found his inner pervert. Lust ki radiated off of him as he gathered what he needed to do the attack. After a pause he took to the air and let loose.
"BEAUTIFUL PANTY EXPLOSION!!!(2)" The dark purple ki raced at Sasuke who raised his own dark red and black aura. There was a Flash and Happosai knew no more.
--End Flashback-
"He Showed me, how much I needed to start training and I redoubled my efforts to liberate my little babies." Said Happosai in an almost wistful tone.
Ku Lon looked speculative for a moment before saying, "I must get to bed soon, these old bones need rest." A gleam returned to her eyes as she said, "Shampoo will be pleased that your talking again son-in-law."
Ranma winced as Ku Lon hopped off and Happosai said, "Come on Ranma, its time I seriously taught you."
Ranma was surprised as he was the first time Happosai said that and said, "What do I learn first."
Happosai took on a sensei look and crossed his arms. "Ranma, after a battle how do you usually feel?"
Ranma shrugged and said, "Good because I usually win?"
Happosai Grinned and corrected himself, "How do you usually feel physically, especially after a battle with That Hibiki Kid."
Ranma took on a look of comprehension as he said, "Tired from using up so much ki in the fight."
Happosai grinned, teaching Ranma was going to be so much easier than teaching those two idiots Genma and Soun. Ranma had an amazing learning curve. "Exactly m'boy, the first thing I'm going to teach you is how to draw ki from the environment around you and specifically..Panties!"
Ranma couldn't help but smile, the guy was a perv, but he knew his stuff. Happosai continued, "I didn't learn this until I was about 50 or so, but you are already projecting your Ki, something I couldn't do till I was 23. This form of environmental ki has many advantages; it has leftover human ki in it, and is easier to draw from than say trees or plants, plus it's portable. Come on my Boy, walk with me." As the two walked off into the night a shiver went down the spine of every woman in Nerima.
--At the local Bathhouse-
Happosai led an extremely reluctant Ranma towards the woman's section of the bath house and whispered, "Now Ranma, you must remain quiet at all times, only when you have gathered a heavy bag full of panties can you yell out." Ranma sighed as he thought about it. The lech had a good point. Carrying a heavy bag around as you ran at top speed from a bunch of women who in all likelihood wanted to kick you in the jewels was a good stamina and strength builder. It wasn't as if he didn't already have a reputation as a pervert to all the crazy women in Nerima.
His daily exploits against the pervert were rewarded with mass kicking by angry women who labeled him a pervert for trying to take Happosai's bag from him. Now it was time for a little revenge, once Ranma grabbed a full bag, he checked his mask and then looked over to Happosai to who nodded, and in stereo they both yelled out, "WHAT A HAUL!!!!"
Trained from birth to kill perverts Happosai and Ranma's sparring partners did not hesitate to rising to the call. The usual mob is consistent of 2 things, #1. A leader, the leader calls out threats and rallies the women when their anger is starting to fade. #2. The faceless mob, this is the main body of women, when they are pushed they combine their ki to efficiently strike out against any offending perverts. This particular mob was no different, as a matter of fact their leader was a girl his age, and he knew her pretty well. He and Happosai took off like a shot once Ukyo rounded up the troupes to punish the evil perverts.
Ukyo's mind was hardly even on the chase working out before her, she was too busy thinking about how she was going to approach Ranma to apologize. Ranma the first couple of days after the wedding seemed to give her the cold shoulder, and she could understand that. She had crossed a line; she went from being his friend to being just another fiancé. She just hoped Ranma had had enough time to forgive her. His behavior at school had not gone unnoticed, she hoped she could apologize and at least try to patch up their friendship. She had a long talk with her father the night of the ruined wedding and he had released her from her revenge quest. She had hurt Ranma enough...
As they raced acrossed town Ranma couldn't deny the exhilaration he felt at defying the natural order of things. He could understand well why Happosai did this, even if he wasn't going to make this a habit, he understood what the exhilaration actually was. Between Happosai and Sasuke, he would be learning so much, he smiled to himself as he leapt up into the air and grabbed a pair of panties off of a clothesline. Perhaps it was time to take a good look at how he ran things; he barely even noticed the sick twinge his stomach gave off before he continued on into the night, with Happosai at his heels.
The Next Morning..
Today was going to be a beautiful day, Ranma thought as he went downstairs. Of course Ranma's talent for foreseeing the future was not exactly good. He had learned the basics of drawing ki from panties last night and he had to say it was surprising. He didn't need nearly as much sleep, and as hungry as he should have been from the workout last night, he only at his normal huge amount. (Thankfully Kasumi saved him some of that delicious chicken.)
He reached the dining room and was confronted Soun. "Where were you last night Ranma, you should have come home right away and apologized to Akane?"
Ranma scratched his head and said, "I still don't understand what she hit me for?"
Soun leaned close as if to give off a secret and said, "Its best to just apologize, even if you don't know why, chicks love a sensitive man who is willing to apologize." That moment is when the paper came. The front page read, "PANTY THEIF'S NEWEST ALLY" Soun quickly "eekked" as he looked at the paper scanning over it and started to wail about the dishonor of the schools. A sick feeling once again entered Ranma's gut, but he just passed it off as hunger. Once he had eaten he went up to his room to practice a bit more. He began to focus his ki and a wisp of it met the ki of the panties and he absorbed it. He immediately smiled as he realized he was getting better with his Ki.
Now that he had practiced one of Happosai's moves he went downstairs and put in the 3rd Looney Toons tape, he watched it with the same practiced scrutiny as before and he went through the 4th and 5th tapes the same way. Somewhere in there Kasumi had come in again and they both watched and made fun of the characters, it turns out that Kasumi had quite a thing for the Looney tunes.
He paused for lunch and that's when all hell broke loose. As Kasumi sat down the lunch trays, Ranma began to dig in after thank Kasumi Profusely. There was a knock at the door and Kasumi went to answer it, as Ranma was chowing down, Kasumi came back with a confused look on her face and told Ranma that he had a guest.
Ranma got up and went into the living room and smiled a bit when he saw Ucchan. He knew he should still be mad at her, but he couldn't be. He had so few friends that he was reluctant to lose any so he sat down and said, "Heya Ucchan, haven't seen you around for awhile."
Ukyo smiled and said, "Ranma, I just came by to ask for your forgiveness for what happened at the wedding."
Ranma shrugged it off as best he could saying, "Ucchan, I already forgave ya, I'll admit I was mad at you for awhile, but I can't let anger stand in the way of friendship."
Ukyo smiled as she said, "I also wanted to tell you Ranchan, that my Father has deemed my actions as revenge on you, I'm free to live my life again."
Ranma's eyes widened as the sick feeling returned in a larger dose. He quickly quelled the feeling and awkwardly hugged Ukyo saying, "That's great Ucchan that means you're free to go after whoever you want."
Ukyo smiled and said, "Yep, I'm not one of the fiancés anymore, I'm just Ucchan, ½ of the martial arts super squad."
Ranma couldn't help but laugh as he said the words, "To protect the weak and innocent"
Ukyo grinned and finished saying, "and to get free food"
"The Martial Arts Super Squad" they both finished.
They both collapsed to the ground in laughter as Ranma pulled up to Ukyo and said, "It's good to have my friend back Ucchan."
Ukyo smiled and felt a twinge of sadness at what could have been as she said, "Its good to be back Ranchan."
At that point Shampoo crashed through the wall holding a bowl of Ramen and shouted "Airen try too too goo..." She focused on the scene before her, Airen and Spatula girl on the ground. "Airen, did clumsy spatula girl trip you?"
Once again the sick feeling returned as Ranma shook his head and said, "Nah, Shampoo, we were just goofing around." Ranma almost mentally winced at how bad that sounded; the sickness in his stomach was clouding his mind.
Shampoo's face took on a cute pout as she took what Ranma said the wrong way. "Why Airen not call Shampoo to goof around with?" Shampoo said as she flopped of the floor and glomped onto Ranma and started to Nussle against him.
Ranma's mind had one thing to say, 'Oh Crap' the waves of Nausea were almost too much as he heard someone else enter the living room dog pile. Kasumi had entered with a bowl of popcorn and plopped down next to Ukyo and said, "I didn't realize you invited your friends over to watch Looney Toons with us Ranma."
Ranma clutched his head and felt it thumping as Wave after wave of Nausea caused him to nearly lose his lunch, he didn't know what was happening but he knew he had to get away from the living room fast before something happened.
Everyone looked at Ranma and became worried by his posture and motions. He got up and made to leap away when he saw the last thing in the world he needed. Moose and Ryoga and Kuno had decided to join forces to destroy their common enemy again. He as nearly crushed by the sickness now, he needed an escape, any escape from the feeling. He soon got his wish as the world turned black.
The Jester had been set loose.....
--Authors notes-
Please don't hate because of the cliffhanger
(1)-I believe that is the English translated version of the Moko Takabisha correct me if I'm wrong
(2) Seriously any Happosai Ki attack has to have the word panties in it by default.
I really wanted to get this chapter out, an inspiration hit me. To those who think Ranma above the fine art of panty theft. Answer me this, when Ranma is learning the Chestnuts attack, he waitresses at the Cat Café. Ranma does almost anything to learn a cool new technique, I'm going to go with the if you can't beat 'em, join 'em philosophy, every girl in the series thinks he a womanizing jerk, so he figures, give the people what they want. I really suck at writing relationship fluff crap; anyone who can help me with that please email me or contact me via Aim VinnieMacStud is the screen name. You're going get an explanation of the last line, down worry.
-As for where the rest of the fiancés are. Uyko is kind doing a strategic withdraw since the failed wedding which I'll kinda go into in this chap. And Ol' Shamps has been told not to interfere with Ranma till he starts talking again, so expect some interaction in this chapter
"WHAT, 200 YEARS OLDER!" shouted Ranma
Happosai made a face and put his fingers in his ears and said, "Geez, I'm old, but my hearings not gone yet."
"He can't be older than you, how come he's not shriveled up like a troll." Said Ranma
"His energies are sustaining him better than mine or Cologne-chans." Happosai stated and was immediately bonked on the head by a staff from the shadows.
"Don't call me that Happy. Who is this man that you and Ranma have had contact with?" said an impatient Ku Lon.
Happy seemed to grin and settled in to tell his tale. "I was young, about 25 when I had my encounter with Sasuke."
--Flashback-
"WHAT A HAUL, WHAT A HAUL" exclaimed an unbelievably handsome Happosai. There were several women behind and in front of him showering him with gifts of panties.
"Happy, we love you, please take our panties as love tokens" they cried
----ERRRR---
Ku Lon had beaned Happosai on the head and rasped, "You senile old goat, tell us the real story"
Happosai got up and grinned sheepishly and said, "Well as I was saying.."
--Flashback (Again)-
"Get back here you pervert" hollered one lady.
"Ladies, lets get the peeping panty stealing pervert" one lady screamed.
"Yeah, let's string him up" yelled yet another enraged "Lady".
"Yeah, let's cut open his stomach and feast upon his bloody entrails after we hang him upside down by his toes for a week" Yelled one really deranged guy.
The mob and Happosai both stopped to stare at the weirdo. The guy rubbed the back of his head sheepishly and said, "It was something I heard once" everyone continued to stare "Well so much for helping" he sniffed as he walked off.
One lady blinked and looked at the rest of the crew before saying in a demure tone, "Where were we?" everyone looked at Happosai again and the chase was on.
As they wound up the city streets Happosai couldn't shake the different vibe he was getting today, something was up and someone was watching him. His concentration faltered enough for the enraged crowd to find him and stop him flat. As the last of the "pretty ladies" walked away, clutching their panties in disgust that's when Happosai saw him. He was sitting at a table in an outdoor café he was giving Happosai an appraising look.
--Interrupt-
"So that's when you met him?" asked Ranma.
"Yes m'boy, I wasn't particularly fond of the look he was giving me and I decided to see what his problem was." Happosai chucked a bit. "I suppose I was a little like you then, cocky and confident of my skills, I thought myself invincible." Happosai took a puff of his pipe before continuing.
--Back to the Past-
"What are you looking at!" asked Happosai dangerously, "just because I'm short doesn't mean I let people walk all over me."
"I was just observing your technique, I have to say, your methods are unique, but at the same time quite effective." stated Sasuke.
Happosai puffed his chest in pride, and said, "I've been training since I was old enough to know the glory of women's undergarments.
"You have very high potential, perhaps a test of skills is in order." he said thinking aloud.
"Heh, I'll take you on, what kind of art do you practice?" Said Happosai
"An Art as old as time, Chaos Fu" said Sasuke menacingly.
--Interrupt- "Wait, Chaos Fu, he calls it Chaotic Martial Discipline now." Protested Ranma
"Happosai nodded before saying, "It is his school, he can do as he likes with it, I originally called our school Happosai's Panty Fu."
Ranma shuddered as he thought of the Saotome Panty Fu style.
Happosai chuckled at that and said, "Like you have any room to talk Mr. Fierce Tiger Domineering (1)."
Ranma felt annoyed at the jab, but didn't rise to it. This action didn't escape either Happosai or Ku Lon. Once he composed himself he asked, "So what happened when he tested you?"
Happosai started to laugh and said, "I got my ass handed to me."
--Flashback-
Happosai ducked and pulled out two Happo fire bursts and tossed them at the casually standing Sasuke. The man in Question causally flicked his fingers. Before they got close the fuses were cut just below the fire and both bombs fell harmlessly to the ground. Happosai readied his special maneuver, he knew that if his bomb attack couldn't get close to the challenger, his own special blend of close martial arts were going to be less than effective. Happy reached inside himself and found his inner pervert. Lust ki radiated off of him as he gathered what he needed to do the attack. After a pause he took to the air and let loose.
"BEAUTIFUL PANTY EXPLOSION!!!(2)" The dark purple ki raced at Sasuke who raised his own dark red and black aura. There was a Flash and Happosai knew no more.
--End Flashback-
"He Showed me, how much I needed to start training and I redoubled my efforts to liberate my little babies." Said Happosai in an almost wistful tone.
Ku Lon looked speculative for a moment before saying, "I must get to bed soon, these old bones need rest." A gleam returned to her eyes as she said, "Shampoo will be pleased that your talking again son-in-law."
Ranma winced as Ku Lon hopped off and Happosai said, "Come on Ranma, its time I seriously taught you."
Ranma was surprised as he was the first time Happosai said that and said, "What do I learn first."
Happosai took on a sensei look and crossed his arms. "Ranma, after a battle how do you usually feel?"
Ranma shrugged and said, "Good because I usually win?"
Happosai Grinned and corrected himself, "How do you usually feel physically, especially after a battle with That Hibiki Kid."
Ranma took on a look of comprehension as he said, "Tired from using up so much ki in the fight."
Happosai grinned, teaching Ranma was going to be so much easier than teaching those two idiots Genma and Soun. Ranma had an amazing learning curve. "Exactly m'boy, the first thing I'm going to teach you is how to draw ki from the environment around you and specifically..Panties!"
Ranma couldn't help but smile, the guy was a perv, but he knew his stuff. Happosai continued, "I didn't learn this until I was about 50 or so, but you are already projecting your Ki, something I couldn't do till I was 23. This form of environmental ki has many advantages; it has leftover human ki in it, and is easier to draw from than say trees or plants, plus it's portable. Come on my Boy, walk with me." As the two walked off into the night a shiver went down the spine of every woman in Nerima.
--At the local Bathhouse-
Happosai led an extremely reluctant Ranma towards the woman's section of the bath house and whispered, "Now Ranma, you must remain quiet at all times, only when you have gathered a heavy bag full of panties can you yell out." Ranma sighed as he thought about it. The lech had a good point. Carrying a heavy bag around as you ran at top speed from a bunch of women who in all likelihood wanted to kick you in the jewels was a good stamina and strength builder. It wasn't as if he didn't already have a reputation as a pervert to all the crazy women in Nerima.
His daily exploits against the pervert were rewarded with mass kicking by angry women who labeled him a pervert for trying to take Happosai's bag from him. Now it was time for a little revenge, once Ranma grabbed a full bag, he checked his mask and then looked over to Happosai to who nodded, and in stereo they both yelled out, "WHAT A HAUL!!!!"
Trained from birth to kill perverts Happosai and Ranma's sparring partners did not hesitate to rising to the call. The usual mob is consistent of 2 things, #1. A leader, the leader calls out threats and rallies the women when their anger is starting to fade. #2. The faceless mob, this is the main body of women, when they are pushed they combine their ki to efficiently strike out against any offending perverts. This particular mob was no different, as a matter of fact their leader was a girl his age, and he knew her pretty well. He and Happosai took off like a shot once Ukyo rounded up the troupes to punish the evil perverts.
Ukyo's mind was hardly even on the chase working out before her, she was too busy thinking about how she was going to approach Ranma to apologize. Ranma the first couple of days after the wedding seemed to give her the cold shoulder, and she could understand that. She had crossed a line; she went from being his friend to being just another fiancé. She just hoped Ranma had had enough time to forgive her. His behavior at school had not gone unnoticed, she hoped she could apologize and at least try to patch up their friendship. She had a long talk with her father the night of the ruined wedding and he had released her from her revenge quest. She had hurt Ranma enough...
As they raced acrossed town Ranma couldn't deny the exhilaration he felt at defying the natural order of things. He could understand well why Happosai did this, even if he wasn't going to make this a habit, he understood what the exhilaration actually was. Between Happosai and Sasuke, he would be learning so much, he smiled to himself as he leapt up into the air and grabbed a pair of panties off of a clothesline. Perhaps it was time to take a good look at how he ran things; he barely even noticed the sick twinge his stomach gave off before he continued on into the night, with Happosai at his heels.
The Next Morning..
Today was going to be a beautiful day, Ranma thought as he went downstairs. Of course Ranma's talent for foreseeing the future was not exactly good. He had learned the basics of drawing ki from panties last night and he had to say it was surprising. He didn't need nearly as much sleep, and as hungry as he should have been from the workout last night, he only at his normal huge amount. (Thankfully Kasumi saved him some of that delicious chicken.)
He reached the dining room and was confronted Soun. "Where were you last night Ranma, you should have come home right away and apologized to Akane?"
Ranma scratched his head and said, "I still don't understand what she hit me for?"
Soun leaned close as if to give off a secret and said, "Its best to just apologize, even if you don't know why, chicks love a sensitive man who is willing to apologize." That moment is when the paper came. The front page read, "PANTY THEIF'S NEWEST ALLY" Soun quickly "eekked" as he looked at the paper scanning over it and started to wail about the dishonor of the schools. A sick feeling once again entered Ranma's gut, but he just passed it off as hunger. Once he had eaten he went up to his room to practice a bit more. He began to focus his ki and a wisp of it met the ki of the panties and he absorbed it. He immediately smiled as he realized he was getting better with his Ki.
Now that he had practiced one of Happosai's moves he went downstairs and put in the 3rd Looney Toons tape, he watched it with the same practiced scrutiny as before and he went through the 4th and 5th tapes the same way. Somewhere in there Kasumi had come in again and they both watched and made fun of the characters, it turns out that Kasumi had quite a thing for the Looney tunes.
He paused for lunch and that's when all hell broke loose. As Kasumi sat down the lunch trays, Ranma began to dig in after thank Kasumi Profusely. There was a knock at the door and Kasumi went to answer it, as Ranma was chowing down, Kasumi came back with a confused look on her face and told Ranma that he had a guest.
Ranma got up and went into the living room and smiled a bit when he saw Ucchan. He knew he should still be mad at her, but he couldn't be. He had so few friends that he was reluctant to lose any so he sat down and said, "Heya Ucchan, haven't seen you around for awhile."
Ukyo smiled and said, "Ranma, I just came by to ask for your forgiveness for what happened at the wedding."
Ranma shrugged it off as best he could saying, "Ucchan, I already forgave ya, I'll admit I was mad at you for awhile, but I can't let anger stand in the way of friendship."
Ukyo smiled as she said, "I also wanted to tell you Ranchan, that my Father has deemed my actions as revenge on you, I'm free to live my life again."
Ranma's eyes widened as the sick feeling returned in a larger dose. He quickly quelled the feeling and awkwardly hugged Ukyo saying, "That's great Ucchan that means you're free to go after whoever you want."
Ukyo smiled and said, "Yep, I'm not one of the fiancés anymore, I'm just Ucchan, ½ of the martial arts super squad."
Ranma couldn't help but laugh as he said the words, "To protect the weak and innocent"
Ukyo grinned and finished saying, "and to get free food"
"The Martial Arts Super Squad" they both finished.
They both collapsed to the ground in laughter as Ranma pulled up to Ukyo and said, "It's good to have my friend back Ucchan."
Ukyo smiled and felt a twinge of sadness at what could have been as she said, "Its good to be back Ranchan."
At that point Shampoo crashed through the wall holding a bowl of Ramen and shouted "Airen try too too goo..." She focused on the scene before her, Airen and Spatula girl on the ground. "Airen, did clumsy spatula girl trip you?"
Once again the sick feeling returned as Ranma shook his head and said, "Nah, Shampoo, we were just goofing around." Ranma almost mentally winced at how bad that sounded; the sickness in his stomach was clouding his mind.
Shampoo's face took on a cute pout as she took what Ranma said the wrong way. "Why Airen not call Shampoo to goof around with?" Shampoo said as she flopped of the floor and glomped onto Ranma and started to Nussle against him.
Ranma's mind had one thing to say, 'Oh Crap' the waves of Nausea were almost too much as he heard someone else enter the living room dog pile. Kasumi had entered with a bowl of popcorn and plopped down next to Ukyo and said, "I didn't realize you invited your friends over to watch Looney Toons with us Ranma."
Ranma clutched his head and felt it thumping as Wave after wave of Nausea caused him to nearly lose his lunch, he didn't know what was happening but he knew he had to get away from the living room fast before something happened.
Everyone looked at Ranma and became worried by his posture and motions. He got up and made to leap away when he saw the last thing in the world he needed. Moose and Ryoga and Kuno had decided to join forces to destroy their common enemy again. He as nearly crushed by the sickness now, he needed an escape, any escape from the feeling. He soon got his wish as the world turned black.
The Jester had been set loose.....
--Authors notes-
Please don't hate because of the cliffhanger
(1)-I believe that is the English translated version of the Moko Takabisha correct me if I'm wrong
(2) Seriously any Happosai Ki attack has to have the word panties in it by default.
I really wanted to get this chapter out, an inspiration hit me. To those who think Ranma above the fine art of panty theft. Answer me this, when Ranma is learning the Chestnuts attack, he waitresses at the Cat Café. Ranma does almost anything to learn a cool new technique, I'm going to go with the if you can't beat 'em, join 'em philosophy, every girl in the series thinks he a womanizing jerk, so he figures, give the people what they want. I really suck at writing relationship fluff crap; anyone who can help me with that please email me or contact me via Aim VinnieMacStud is the screen name. You're going get an explanation of the last line, down worry.
