Harry was walking around the lake in the company of one very old Albus Dumbledore. They were enjoying the peaceful silence when Harry whipped his head around towards the castle. He knew something was amiss.

"Albums, I think something's not right with Ron. I have to go!"

And with that he took off at a run towards the entrance hall. He rushed up the moving staircase just before it turned. He gasped out the password and ran up to his bedroom. Harry grabbed his invisibility cloak and the map. As he walked out of the common room and into the hall, he muttered under his breath,

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"

He followed the gracefully spreading lines until he found the name ' Ronald Wesley' but right next to him was 'Hermione Granger'. He rushed towards the room of requirement. As he rounded the corner, he heard a few muffled voices.

"What-mph-about-mph-Harry-mph?" he heard Hermione say

"We're not together anymore" When Harry heard these words. He made to barge through the clearly unlocked door, but thought better as he saw draco malfoy walking down the hallway that rean perpendicular to the one he was standing in. He ran after draco. When he finally caught up to him, Harry realized that he had nothing to say.

So he decided to say the first thing that came to his mind.

"Hey malfoy, wanna go out sometime"

"hellz ya"

"what the fuck?-why are you talking like that?"

'Sorry, I spent my entire summer in New York. I went to this school for summa camp called M.S.172 or something. Anyway, staying there with AOL and AIM you pick stuff up."

"suuuuuuuuuuuuure"

"but enough about me-aren't you going out with the weasel?"

"no we broke up weeks ago"

"Riiiiiiiiiiight"

"so meet you in the great hall right after dinner?"

"Aiight-ttylz"

0.o

"Sorry ttylz means Talk to you laterz."

"Whatever"

With that they both went their separate ways in anticipation of the night to come.