Disclaimer-Listen up America, I don't think you heard me the first time, I do not, nor did I ever have the rights to Ranma ½ or the subsequent series mentioned only in passing.

-just a quick note, I have indeed read the manga, and seen the anime, I just don't like the way they do things in it. I personally idolize some of the great authors who have done so much and sacrificed a lot of their time to make sure I have something to read between classes, or during classes, or outside of class. I may get some of my ideas from them, but I am hardly copying them as fully as some jerk put it. Why does everything have to be canon or people start to whine and complain? If this was canon, Ranma would accept his constant abuse from Akane and fall hopelessly in love with her for no discernable reason. I don't want that and since this is MY story that isn't whats going to happen. You don't like it, well, there's cake and cookies in the crybaby lounge for ya.

Ranma=Ranma Ranma-j=Jester Persona Neko=Cat Persona

The jester stared at the ground at first. He could hardly believe what had happened, he was free. Ranma-J looked up and his face took that insufferable smirk that all his enemies hated and all the girls had posters of (secretly) in their rooms. Without any further ado he took a stance and said, "Come on you wimps, fight me."

Ryoga, Kuno, and Moose hardly needed convincing as they charged forth shouting their battle cries.

"RANMA PREPARE TO DIE!"

"SAOTOME! UNHAND MY BELOVED SHAMPOO!"

"KNAVE, PREPARE TO ENTER THE REALM OF EVIL FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!"

Something had changed slightly though, instead of just using their normal techniques to kill Saotome, they drew him into a knockdown-drag out fight. A dust cloud rolled across the floor with arms and legs popping out. Occasionally a head would pop out and then would be brained and brought back in. No one in the fight even noticed that Ranma-j was now standing outside the cloud with a bored expression munching some of Kasumi's popcorn.

Ranma-j then grabbed the remote and said, "Boring! Lets see what else is on, eh ladies" The girls all looked to one another quite confused until he hit the remote.CLICK Almost instantly the fight stopped and was replaced by the three buffoons in cooking aprons with Ryoga saying, "Today we are going to learn how to make soufflé, first you---"CLICK Ranma-j changed the channel again.

Quickly the scene changed to one where both Kuno and Ryoga were wearing pirate outfits and Moose was dressed in a dress. Instead of Japanese the following was heard, Ryoga looked to Moose and said, "Mi amor, en el último podemos ser juntos, venceré a Pablo y viviremos en dicha juntos."(*translation: My love, at last we can be together, I will vanquish Pablo and we will live in bliss together.)

Kuno looked to Ryoga and smirked and said, "Ella nunca le amará, nuestro amor es como ningún otro y usted es justo un un soporte borracho de la noche a ella. ."(*translation: She will never love you, our love is like no other and you are just a drunken one night stand to her.)

The girls stood stupified and Kasumi as she was clapping asked Ranma-j, "Please do another station, this is a great trick." Ranma-j smiled and was happy to oblige.CLICK The next one had them all dressed in tights and screaming.

Ryoga snarled and yelled, "Ryoga The Skull Crusher Hibiki, will pay back That coward The Bokken Kid, for blindsiding me in the Title match against The Moosenator!"

Suddenly music came from nowhere and Kuno Appeared with a microphone in his hands and said, "Come and get me Skull Crusher, you'll feel the heavenly power of my Bokken Beatdown and you'll be crying like the woman you are!"

Moose walked by with The title Belt and said, "Neither of you losers can handle my finisher, The white Swan Elbow Drop!"

Ranma-j smirked and gave the Remote control to Kasumi who changed the channel yet again. CLICKThis time Kuno was dressed up in a Train Conductor's uniform and Ryoga and Moose were sitting before him both looking about five. Kuno was in the midst of a song about the letter O.

"The Le-tter O is O-bviously great, Think of all the things that O stands for;"

Ryoga Spoke up, "Like Octipus, Ostridge, and The color Orange."

Moose Joined in, "A type of Blood and the air we breathe"

All three sung, "All O-ver the world people love the letter O"

CLICK By now all the girls were giggleing and fighting over the remote control. As they watched what looked like the power rangers acted out by the three stooges, no one noticed Ranma-j slip away.

Back at Sasuke-sensi's house-

'Something is different' Sasuke thought as he walked through the house and looked for something to eat. He was hungry, but the air felt wrong or something. He wasn't sure what the hell it was, but he was hungry and that came first.....

The Cat Cafe-

Khu Lon shuddered, she wasn't sure why, but her finely honed and greatly experienced battle senses were yelling for her to do something, but she couldn't thanks to Son-in-Law. Something was clouding her mind, and while she was fighting it, she couldn't take preventative actions against Son-in- Law.

"Ahhh, I knew you were cold Granmother, Here, I made you some Oatmeal." Said Ranma-J while he wrapped Khu Lon up in a blanket and plopped her on a couch.

"I'll turn on your favorite show, okay" he cooed in a voice that can only be used on Grandmothers. He walked over to the semi-used television in the back of the Cat Cafe and turned it on. He willed chaos energy into the television and it accomplished his mission. 'I won't be able to keep Khu Lon down long, but this should hold her for awhile' he thought as he turned on "Mattlock" The ultimate distractor of the old and elderly at heart.

As Andy Griffith grilled the suspect in the courtroom, Ranma-j disapeared and went to what could only be described as Khu Lon's "Study" her room with various artifacts and most importantly Instant Jusenkyo spring water and waterproof soap.

As Ranma-j pocketed some odds and ends he grinned and took off with a fairly wicked laugh, leaveing Khu Lon with only one thought, 'That Andy Griffith is smart, and handsome, he would make an excellent addition to my bedroom- err tribe.'

Someplace very Dark and Familiar-

Ranma awoke and looked around. He recognized this place, this is where he went when he went 'cat'. Every time he left this place, he forgot about it. Whenever he came back he would remember what this place was. Ranma was broken out of his musing by a sound, "Mrrow" Ranma slowly turned around and with a lot of dread, looked down, it was one of those.....things.

The thing in question was a orange and white Tabby cat with a piece of its ear missing and a stump instead of a tail. Ranma waited, and waited, but his body refused to respond to the cat stimulas as it usually did. The cat looked at him and he at the cat, neither moving, neither responding to the other, until the cat said, "What the the Hell arrre you doing herrre?" promptly, Ranma Fainted.

Back in Nerima-

Ranma-j bounced merrily along towards the bath house. He was going to have himself some fun. He grabbed 2 packets of instant Jusenkyo spring water out of his subspace pocket. He leapt to the top of the building and used the Way of The Sneaky Thief to leap on the wall that seperated the mens and ladies sides of the bathhouse. He took the packet marked "Spring of the drowned girl" and dumped it into the mens side. And dumped "Spring of the drowned boy" on the Ladies side. The resulting Alto and Surprano, followed by Baritone and tenor screams were music to his ears. All of the carnage that ensued only served to feed and fuel his hunger for more chaos, it made him grin, he felt stronger.

It has been said by the jusenkyo guide that whenever someone is cursed they will go into shock at first and their particular form's most base insticts will take over. Tiger cursed individuals might become feral and aggressive while a grasshopper cursed person would take to hopping around oblivious for awhile. The same could be said at that moment for the bathers.

The female cursed men reverted to their most base instinct while they were all in shock. The female part of their minds knew that all of the other girls were actually cursed guys. It just couldn't distiguish the simple fact that they were guys as well. It lead to them all screaming and attempting to bludgeon there fellow bathers to death with anything available. Over on the girls side where the male cursed females were it was much simpler as is the male mind. They, like the guys on the other side, managed to pick up that all the others around them were actually a different gender, so they did some simple math: male+female=transvestite. The solution to that situation was simply run like hell.

Meanwhile back in Ranma's mind

Ranma's eyes fluttered open as he got up and looked around. He berated himself for fainting as he walked around the dark mindscape.

"Hey big fella arrrre you feeling betterrrr." Said the cat as he slunk up to the martial artist.

"Just who the hell are you?" asked Ranma

"Think about it for a second, I'm a cat, this is your mind....."said the cat in a leading tone

Ranma's eyes widened for a second before he muttered "Are you....."

The cat leaned forward expectantly and Ranma finished, "A magic cat?"

THHOOOM!!! the cat face faulted hard onto the floor of the mindscape as Ranma unleashed a gale of laughter.

"Yeah, verrry funny." Muttered the cat

Ranma managed to stop and look serious for a second. "Are you the Neko ken?" he asked seriously.

"Yes," replied neko in a superior tone. "I am the soul of the grrrrreatest of all the cats in the worrrld, I am MITTENS!"

It took 5 minutes to get Ranma to stop rolling on the floor laughing at the megomanical cat.

Once Ranma had calmed down he took stock of the situation. "If I'm here and your here, whats happening outside." He asked Neko.

Neko quirked his head and looked at him as if he were the dumbest person in the world and said, "Not eitherrrr of us. The only way to find out is to get whateverrrr has taken us overrr back herrrre and kicking its ass before asking it some questions."

Ranma grinned and he slammed his palm into his other hand and said, "Now your talkin, how do we drag it back here."

The cat looked to be in thought for a second and for nodding in self affirmation and looking back up at Ranma and saying, "Not a damn clue."

It was going to be awhile.......

Back at Sasuke sensi's house-

Sasuke stopped eating in mid bite as he felt another twinge, this one was significantly stronger. He slowly recognized the signature this time. It was his new heir. Something wasn't right, there was a lot of chaos energy in that signature. There was no way the boy could wield chaos like that unless..... Sasuke took off towards Nerima, to find out what was going on.

Somewhere dark and cold.....

A beautiful green haired woman gazed intently at the secure future that she had laid out herself. She and all of her cohorts had taken care of all of the concieveable obsticals in the way of their dreams. Just as she was about to teleport back to her home, there was a massive surge. Never in her entire history had there been a surge like this. She almost doubted whether the device she was using to view the future would hold together. She looked at the device and scryed the point at which everything had gone awry. She saw a single face before the device ceased to function temporarily, the strain being too much for it. The face she saw was one that was familiar to her though. As she growled the name, "Saotome Ranma....." a chill went up Ranma's back as he was talking with neko.

-----AUTHORS NOTES------

Yeah it has been awhile hasn't it. Sorry about that, I'd like to say I had a reason for not continuing the story sooner, but I'd be lying, I'm just incredibly lazy. I hope to put out chapter 7 a bit sooner than a couple months this time. Any questions or comments or constructive critisism would be welcome my aim name is VinnieMacStud, just give me a holler and I'll try to answer, within reason, about anything going on in my story.