Hey Ya'll just so you know I don't own Godzilla or the power rangers or the Sailor Suited Soldiers of love and justice. I don't own Ranma ½ or any of the other stuff people say. I don't own the Looney tunes or phrase "A penny saved is a penny earned." That was Benjamin Franklin who portrayed Poor Richard in a farmers almanac he published. I'm really sorry this took so long, but I had finals and school was a huge blur that never ended.

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Deep within the dark recesses of Ranma's mind, a battle was being fought. A titanic struggle of wills the likes of which would never be seen again!

"This Way you fur-faced flea bag!" shouted Ranma pointing at the right fork in the road.

Well, maybe not titanic.... And certainly not, 'never again'...

"Listen you girly loser, I've been inside your head forever, I think I know the way better than you" Said Mittens in a slightly bored tone.

Ranma seethed as he looked at the mental representation of the neko-ken. He should have conceded, but something was pulling him in that direction. He wanted to get to it. Mittens, being a cat at heart just wanted to stop fighting. It required too much energy.

"Fine," said the irritated cat, "But don't cry to me if we get lost."

"Something is pulling me Mittens, I'm not sure what it is, but it's really strong." Ranma said as he absentmindedly stared at the path ahead of him. Mitten's normal expression of perennial boredom left his face for a moment and he nodded silently to himself at the dynamic duo continued onward.

......somewhere between Nerima and Sasuke's retreat.....

Sasuke picked up the pace of his roof hopping. Any number of bad scenarios filled his thoughts but they all centered around one thing.

'The neko-ken'

That had to be it, Sasuke had planned on showing Ranma how to absorb chaos energy in small amounts and become used to it. Something had happened that shouldn't have, that was for sure.

The neko-ken, like any other psychological trauma, created a kind of path in the mind. It was like an empty river; once water filled it again it flowed the same way as before. The reason that the subject must be so young AND tied up with fish sausage was twofold; the first reason was the most obvious, so the kid can't defend themselves. The second reason was the most important though, a young mind is easier to mold. In the desperate search for a way to cope the mind adapts by creating a new personality to deal with the pain. As one gets older, it would be harder to make the mind adapt in such a manner.

That is what Sasuke feared the most, a personality that fed off ambient chaos, something that lived only by creating more chaos. Even to a master of chaotic energy like himself such a creature would be unstoppable. He only hoped that wherever Ranma was, he was safe. His only thoughts were alternating between theories of what had happened and what was happening now. The source of energy seemed to be getting larger. Not only is this amount of chaos energy dangerous it is extremely hard to focus, who knew what craziness could be happening as a side effect.

......Nerima........

Ranma-J bounded down the street with a look of bliss of his face. The chaos that was occurring was euphoric. There was a huge free for all going on outside of the bathhouse, naked women that were actually men were bashing each other and women turned men were running into each other and trying to get away. He heard sirens in the distance though. He frowned, 'that won't do at all' he thought to himself. "I gotta take care of this" he said with a smile as he leapt down the street to the top of an arcade.

Ranma-j hopped down and looked into the arcade and saw one of his "buddies" Daisuke. He grinned and began to focus his chaotic energy. He ran up to Daisuke and said, "Hey buddy, it's a good thing I found you."

Daisuke looked up from his game and his face got serious, Ranma only ever sought him out after school if he was having fiancée problems. "What's up Ranma?" he asked.

Ranma-J grinned and said, "You forgot already didn't you man, all those ladies will be disappointed if you're not there."

In the back of Daisuke's mind he knew that his chances of forgetting anything that dealt with women was 0, but the overwhelming feeling that he had forgotten something was jamming that notion farther and farther away at the moment. "Oh Shoot, hurry up Ranma, were going to be late, Lets go get my boys."

Ranma-J smiled and said, "Yeah, yeah, go get your boys." Daisuke ran towards the fighting games section of the arcade and found three other guys that Ranma didn't even know and told them they were late. The chaos Ranma-j had used quickly cowed any arguments and they ran outside.

Daisuke looked expectantly at Ranma and pointed up to the top of the Arcade indicating that was where he wanted to go. Ranma-j smiled as he jumped them all to the top of the roof. He looked to Daisuke who was motioning with his hands and said, "The instruments Ranma."

Ranma-J smiled, he wasn't sure what Daisuke was up to until that point. The chaos he had used just suggested that he had forgotten something important, he had let Daisuke's mind fill in the blanks. He summoned the energy within and using the Looney Toons advanced hidden weapons technique, and pulled out a drum set, a guitar, a base, and a grand piano. After setting up all of the sound equipment he put out a huge amount of chaos on the band members and bounded off, looking for more folks to "distract" the cops.

Daisuke and the others quickly started to play an American tune as screaming girls and women began to fill the street below:

Ooooo

Listen baby.

Ain't no mountain high

Ain't no valley low

Ain't no river wide enough baby

The cops attempted to get past the group of screaming women but as Daisuke smiled down at them, a few of them began to faint.

If you need me

Call me

No matter where you are

No matter how far

Just call out my name

I'll be there in a hurry

You don't worry baby

Daisuke and the group smiled and continued to play as the crowd of eager girls listening only got larger. As Daisuke noticed Yuka and smiled and pointed to her. She grinned, screamed and blissfully fainted.

Cause baby

There aint no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from gettin' to you

Remember the day

I set you free

I told ya you could always count on me darling

From that day on

I made a vow

I'll be there when you want me

Some way some how

Cause baby

There aint no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from getting to you baby

Oooo darling

No wind, no rain

Oh winters cold can't stop me baby

No no baby

Cause you are my love

If your ever in trouble

I'll be there on the double

Just send for me oh baby

My love is alive

Way down in my heart

Although we are miles apart

The girls started to try to get to the rooftop both by rushing into the arcade and trying to find the way up and by standing on each other's shoulders to get to the boys.

If you ever need, a helping hand

I'll be there on a double

Just as fast as I can

Ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from getting to you

Ain't no mountain high enough (Ain't no mountain)

Ain't no valley low enough (No valley low)

Ain't no river wide enough (Ain't no river wide)

Ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from getting to you

As the song finished the chaotic hold that was on Daisuke and his band lifted. They all looked at each other questioningly for a moment before they noticed they were on a roof with rabid fan girls wanting a piece of them everywhere. They gulped for a second and huddled. They watched as both the hatch that opened up on the roof pop open, and the line of girls stacked on each other's shoulders reach the edge of the building.

Daisuke gulped and said, "I take Ameratsu as my savior." The rest of the boys just whimpered pitifully as a group of girls surround them from all sides.

.....Back inside Ranma's mind.....

Ranma continued down the dark corridor he felt the pull from. As he neared the area he felt the pull from, he tensed. Whatever was in his head besides mittens was pulling him here; it could be a trap or something evil.

He opened the door that the pull was behind only to find an old man in a bed, a child, and his girl form. The girl looked up with surprise evident on her face, the child with hopeful curiosity, and the old man looked expectant. The old man waved everyone out of the way and said, "Welcome Ranma, I've been expecting you."

Ranma stood gaping like a fish for a second until he remembered his manners and said, "Hi, nice to meet you."

The old man noticed his expression and chuckled, which lead to some deep throaty coughs. The others again huddled around him till he stopped and said, "Would you stop babying me, let me talk to the boy." The two backed up and the old man started again, "I bet you would like to know what is going on here, eh m'boy?" Ranma nodded wordlessly as he kneeled on the floor near the man.

The old fellow sighed and spoke, "This is the part of your mind that you like to hide away from everyone. This is where things you don't like to face up to go. I think you know why she is here-" The old man waved his hand over to Ranko who smiled shyly "I used to represent your intelligence and wisdom and this little fella-"he said ruffling the little boy's hair- "is your inner child."

Ranma was a little overwhelmed for a moment before he said, "Why are you not in charge of my intelligence and wisdom anymore?"

The old man smiled and said, "Your training with Sasuke sensei has caused me to merge with you, the main personality." He chuckled and began again, "That doesn't mean I'm going to die, even if it looks like it. I just become part of you."

Ranma looked confused for a second, "So I'm smarter now, because I've begun to merge with you?"

The old man nodded, "Indeed you are boy, but your life has had quiet a few weird side effects as things that chaotic tend to.

Ranma looked over to Ranko and said, "like Ranko"

The old man's eyes lit up with happiness, "Yes like Ranko, she is such a sweet girl, so very unlike whatsherface short, uncute, big mallet......"

Ranma chuckled and said, "Akane"

The old man smiled and said, "She is so helpful around here, cleaning up all the messes the others make-" Ranma's eyes bugged out, "Others!"

The old man realized he hadn't clarified that yet and explained, "Yes m'boy, there are other aspects of your personality that you hide in here. Your fear, hopes, anger, and one other......" the old man began to stall a bit.

Ranma was so into what the man was saying he nearly shouted, "Who else!"

The old man's resolved firmed a bit before he said, "your dark side."

Ranma pondered this for a moment before he asked, "I think something has a hold on my body, any ideas of what it is or anything."

The old man nodded and said, "From what I can gather, he calls himself the jester." It happened only awhile ago but the boy" the man waved over to his inner child "was there when it happened."

Ranma and the old man turned to look at little Ranma and watched as he grinned and said, "I was playing samurai over in the field when all-a sudden a big black and red light shot down and hit the forest. I went to go see, 'cause that's what a brave samurai'd do. When I did I saw a big black scary monster come out of the light and he got really wavy and then disappeared, so I went to tell grandpa." The boy said as his story ended.

The old man sighed and said, "From what the boy says, it appears that we brought something into us that we shouldn't have."

Ranma gasped as he said, "Happosai's training! I had to absorb ki from panties, by opening up a ki line between me and the underwear. That must have been chaos energy I was feeling that made me sick, somehow I invited a Demon Into me!"

The old man nodded a bit before he finally said, "Perhaps m'boy, but I'd think it's something more along the lines of what made mittens."

Ranma looked confused so the old man elaborated. "When we were young we developed the so called ultimate technique, the Cat Fist. It involved your fear of the pain that the cats caused becoming so great that you were forced to create a new personality to deal with it. The product is mittens of course." The cat in mention smiled a bit before laying its head down to go back to sleep.

Ranma seemed to understand and continued where the old man stopped, "So you're saying that because of the Cat fist, my mind is using the Cat Fist solution to the pain that the chaos I was absorbing was causing me?"

The old man nodded a bit before the door to the room they were in burst open and three Ranmas tumbled in. The first was wearing blue and had orange suspenders on. He also had horn rimmed glasses and looked the part of a total nerd. The second one had a white shirt on with blonde dyed hair and a blissful smile on his face. The third one was the most dangerous of the group. He was taller than the other 2 and had a pair of goggles on the top of his head and a red shirt like Ranma himself was wearing. His face bore an expression of eternal annoyance, and smudge marks on his cheeks marked him as a mechanic or miner of some sort. The red shirted one spoke first.

"Yo doc, we got a situatio-" then he noticed Ranma and said, "Who the hell are you?" The Ranma's both took stances before the old man interrupted and said, "Cool it! all of you! Now Randy, tell me what the situation is."

'Randy' nodded, not taking his eyes off Ranma, and said, "Amnar disappeared in the middle of a fight."

The old man's eyes widened a bit and he frantically began to wave Randy into his story.

Randy growled and muttered, not liking to be rushed before he began. "So, we was fightin on the dreamscape again, and wimpy over there-" Randy thumbs over to the Ranma in blue-" tried to run away. He managed to trip me and Ran" Randy said, thumbing over to the Ranma in white. "We rolled around trying to detangle ourselves when there was this horrible noise and a flash of light. We all looked up and Amnar was gone."

The man seemed to think about this before Randy interrupted again and said, "Now who is dis loser?" pointing over at Ranma.

The old man sighed a bit before he said, "This is THE Ranma, Ranma this is Randy, your anger."

The old man motioned to the Ranma in white "Ran, your hopes and dreams."

Before he waved over to the Ranma in blue and said, "And this is Rancis, your fears."

Rancis cowered for a moment before saying in a nasally tone, "Oh goodness I'm no good at meeting new people, what if he doesn't like me. This is not good, oh man I can't take the pressur-"

"BONK" Randy punched Rancis over the head and muttered, "Shut up."

Ranma then turned to the old man again and said, "So Amnar was my dark side?"

Ran nodded a bit before he said finally, "Yeah a real piece of work too, He had a cruel streak a mile long, probably cause you suppressed him, he has that whole evil dark genius thing going for him though."

Ranma frowned and reasoned to himself, "I would say that in order to surface as a valid personality so quickly, because my pain threshold is pretty big, The jester had to merge with a fully formed personality first."

The old man's eyes lit up a bit before he exclaimed, "Exactly m'boy! The only one of us that desired release was Amnar, who was more than happy to merge with the jester.

Ranma's eyes widened before he said, "Can we get to the surface to suppress them?"

The old man looked thoughtful for a moment before his face took a serious cast and he said, "I'm not sure exactly, this IS your mind though Ranma, so I'm sure anything is possible."

The crew began to hatch plans to take down the new threat.

......Nerima......

The Ranma-j giggled insanely as he felt the power continue to build. He needed something big, something ironic, he needed..... He looked down and saw a mouse scurrying towards a trash can with a food scrap in its mouth. His grin widened as he disappeared and reappeared where the mouse was. He picked the little rodent up and said, "It's time for you to enter the big leagues little mousey."

He grabbed one of the packets of Jusenkyo spring water and began to focus chaotic energy into it. He poured the powder into a bowl of water before tossing the mouse in and running away laughing like a maniac. The bowl began to shake as the transformation magic began to take affect. Powerful chaos magic laced with intense chaotic suggestion caused a different transformation than the packet's original Spring of the Drowned Talking Horse.

Ichiro Makio was walking down the street trying to avoid the disturbance in the downtown area as much as possible when he heard a loud screech. The biggest lizard he had ever seen came into view, slowly getting larger as it knocked down two abandoned buildings that got in the way of its growth. Its loud screech brought all of the neighborhood's residents out to see what was going on. They began to run as a pissed off 5 story lizard began to stomp on the abandoned buildings.

Ichiro looked over to his shoulder as he was running and as dumb as he knew it sounded, He screamed "(1)Gojira, Gojira!" The others running with him had no choice but to agree as they too ran farther away from the angry lizard.

Sasuke arrived in Tokyo breathing fairly heavily from the exertion as he saw smoke plumes and heard distant shouting. He followed the Chaotic energy that was like a beacon determined to stop his student before he did something he would regret.....moreso than now.

.....Hino Shrine....

Rei gaped as she saw the scenes on the television about the bath house riot. She and the other senshi had gathered at her house to have a meeting and her grandpa brought them all in to watch something going on in Nerima. She knew that Nerima was a pretty hectic place, but this rivaled Jubaan. The other senshi either shared her disbelief or were blushing and staring at some of the guys. The bells to the shrine rung and her grandpa got up to go see about who was at the shrine.

Ami finally stopped staring at the television and said, "Should we go and help suppress the riot?" The others shook their heads no as they continued to watch.

They were sure that the police could handle it, until a news flash popped on to the screen. A large lizard was rampaging through the derelict section of Nerima. The girls all looked at one another, and a transformation sequence later, they were off.

Grandpa Hino came back into the living room and looked around and finally to the Television again and said, "Ahh an old classic, I think Mothra is about to show up" as he sat down.

......Nerima.....

Ranma-j was still laughing as he watched the lizard tear through the streets and knock down lights, crush cars and punch buildings. The transformation would only last for so long before the energy he used ran out, then the big scary lizard would transform back into a talking horse or a tiny mouse. Just picturing the looks on everyone's face made him laugh loudly and insanely. When he felt a presence behind him, he stopped laughing. It was Sasuke-sensei.

Sasuke stopped as he glanced at Ranma, wild hair, wild eyes, and insane laugh. He certainly looked the embodiment of chaos. Sasuke looked at his student then said, "Ranma, please stop this right now, or I'll make you stop."

Ranma-j giggled and said, "Nah, I don't think so Sensei, I think you would be completely crushed, that's what I think."

Sasuke growled a bit before immersing himself in the state of Tooneyness. Ranma-j had no clue what hit him. Before he knew what was going on, 4 acme style bombs were planted on him, 2 in his pockets one on his head and one strapped to his back. Ranma-j's eyes got really big then he whimpered, "mother" before the bombs exploded.

Ranma-j remembered the Toons he had watched on television and remembered the rules. He had to not only out power his sensei, taking him down meant outsmarting him as well. He leapt into action switching his to his cursed form and putting on a dress he leapt out at high speed and grabbed his sensei.

He produced a chair and began to mess with his sensei's hair changing the style first to a Mohawk, then he looked at it and said ,"Nah, to retro."

His hands blurred again and when he stopped his sensei's hair was in a poodle style he appraised it a second before he said, "Nah, to canine"

Sasuke's face went from serious to filled with rage in seconds. He punched Ranma-j, interrupting the sequence and pulled a cell phone out of nowhere and spoke quietly into it before nodding and putting the phone away. A whistling sound filled the air right before a box dropped in front of him. He opened it and pulled out an acme style Anvil Launcher 5000. Sasuke grinned and put his fingers to his lips before he whispered, "Be very very quiet, I'm hunting Ranma's."

By this time, Ranma-j had gotten up and took off, attempting to suppress his aura and think of a way to out trick his wily sensei.

.....Derelict Section of Nerima....

Ranma-j was trying to get away from his sensei, this much was true, but he was also a glutton for chaos energy. So when he heard "Mars Flame Sniper" His eyes lit up before he bounded in the direction of the voice and the lizard he had made a few minutes ago.

The Senshi were in battle with the huge monster and watched as their attacks did damage, but the damage over all was very small in comparison to the relative size of the monster. Rei had just given it a small burn on its leg and it was pissed.

The girls spread out and began firing shots at it while Ami examined the monster on her Mercury Computer. Her readings confused her, she wasn't getting any reptilian readings from the monster, it was classified as an equine being. A hoofed animal or a horse would belong in this category, surely, but not a rampaging lizard. Her confusion had her concentrating so hard she didn't notice a tail flying right at her until it whapped her towards a building.

Ranma-j meanwhile had a great trick in mind as he saw four people on the street trying to get away, 2 young girls about his age, and 2 young men about his age, he grinned as he willed enough chaos energy into them to transform them into different colored spandex suits and as one they rushed into battle. Ranma-j and his new crew arrived in time to see a young girl go flying towards a building. He leapt into action and caught her before she hit and set her down. The other Senshi came over towards them as the Lizard busied itself with trying to get a telephone pole out from between his teeth.

Ranma-j spoke as the others behind him posed, "We are the Nerima Watchers, protectors of the innocent."

Ranma-j walked up to the Senshi and said, "Its ok ladies we can take it from here."

Rei was the first to speak, Normally she would be rather annoyed that someone would try to rescue them and tell them to get away, but chaotic suggestion had other ideas. Her Eyes narrowed and she yelled, "Mars Flame Sniper" as she began to attack the other "Hero" team. The others were dumbfounded, but before they could do anything, Ranma-j yelled, "I see, you are the villains here! You're trying to hurt this poor dinosaur, well then you face the might of The Watchers!"

The Senshi were still trying to figure out what was wrong with Rei as she screamed and kept trying to hit them with magical fire blasts. Ranma-j Glanced back at his team and said, "Activate your power suits guys." The Teens nodded and all yelled, "By the power of the Kanso Crystal! Power up."

Ranma-j spoke as he said, "Power of Flame, Flaming Element!"

The Blue Suited young man spoke as he said, "Power of Ice, Cold Element!"

The Yellow Suited young girl spoke as she said, "Power of Light, Shining Element!"

The Brown Suited young man spoke as he said, "Power of Rock, Earth Element!"

The White Suited young girl spoke as she said, "Power of Wind, Blowing Element!"

Once they were done, they all yelled out, "Nerima Watchers HOOOOOO!" and began to fight back.

Ranma-j grinned inside his suit as he snuck away leaving his "Hero Team" behind and began to try to plot a way to take down his only obstacle, Sasuke-Sensei. He then felt a twinge as he smiled he recognized the life aura in the area, "Akane..." he muttered, nearly growling.

.....Cat Café.....

After Khu Lon had snapped out of her funk she quickly took stock of the restaurant, she checked her Study only to find it completely ransacked, she was missing several magic artifacts and items that were very dangerous in the wrong hands. She was worried, Ranma was acting very very strange, and he subdued her with almost no effort at all. She needed help.

"Hello ko-chan," said a very familiar ancient voice as she looked up and saw Happosai. Khu Lon muttered under her breath for a second before she said, "Happy, what is going on?"

Happosai's face became serious as he shrugged and said, "That's what I was going to ask you. Sasuke is in the area and Ranma's running amuck. That's all I know for sure."

Khu Lon's eyes narrowed and she said, "We had best go find son-in-law and subdue him before this gets out of hand." Happosai nodded and the both disappeared in a way that only ancient martial arts masters can.

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1.)Gojira is the name of a legendary Japanese dragon, it was from this legend that the ideas for the Godzilla movies came about. I thought having a cliché Japanese Godzilla frantic running scene would be cool.

Welp, that about wraps up my chapter for now. I hope this isn't complete insanity. I not trying for a spamfic, but at the same time, I wanted an excuse to have a whole bunch of funny stuff happen in the fic. I think that the jesta fist would be a good term for the technique Ranma has learned don't you? Please send reviews in with any ideas on what the jester should do to Akane. If your idea is good, I'll use it and credit you in the fic. You'd be famous then ::rolls eyes::