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Fusion Huh?

Wayne turns off the TV after an episode of Dragonball-GT, and gets up from the sofa. Then Garth asks, "You know what Wayne?"

"I don't know what, Garth?" Wayne asked back.

"After seeing Goku and Vegeta I've just thought of something."

"Ah! Fusion." Wayne thinks for a while then a light bulb lights up above his head, "Hey what would we look like if we fused?"

"Uh…" Garth Tries to think for a while. Then shrugs and puts a rope of liquorish in his mouth.

"Why don't we try it out?"

"Ok" Garth tore off the liquorish and stood away from Wayne.

In unison they did the fusion dance step for step, "Fu-sion Ha!"

They started glowing,

"Hey Garth." Said Wayne feeling queasy.

"Yeah Wayne?" Garth said feeling equally queasy.

"I don't feel so good."

In their place stood a single figure wearing a Velvet Blue suit, bell bottoms, frilly stuff, a goofy smile, huge glasses and long shaggy brown hair, "Yeah Baby! Yeah!" The Austin Powers Theme starts playing, and the guy starts dancing around like a moron.

The End

My shortest fic ever, Good night!