Wooo! my friends keep asking me to write another short story dealing with the sex ed teacher we have each year. She's overly obsessed with sex. How it's good and all. Then she starts freaking out about how it kills all good in the world O.O...can anyone say MULTIPLE-PERSONALITY PROBLEMS. lol but seriously kids...sex is good o.o so go fuck yourself - lol.

Amanda sat in her seat glancing back and forth around the room. The football players sat to one side talking about how they were going to see naked chicks and the cheerleaders and preppy girls were on the other talking about how fucking stupid the football players were but how hot they looked. Jessica was sitting behind Amanda so she tilted her head back onto Jessica's desk and looked up at her. "Hello..." Jessica said as she looked down at the smiling sugar high goth girl.

Amanda's smile widened as her eyes now had swirls in them. "Your my frieeeend..." She said and Jessica's eyes widened also as she curled back into her seat pulling up a pencil.

"Back! Back I say!" Jessica said and poked Amanda in the eye with the pencil.

Amanda's head deflated on the desk before re-expanding. "Jessica you know I'm an airhead! Dont poke!" She said smacking the pencil out of Jessica's hand right just as the sex-ed teacher came in.

She walked up to the front of the classroom smiling sweetly and tilted her head slightly. "Hello class. My name is Mrs. Rodgers and I'm hear to teach you about sex." She said.

Jessica cringed in her seat covering her ears. "Damn that word..touching my virgin ears!" She rasped litterally trying to tear her ears off.

The teacher paced the room giving off no signs of harmful sex beams which could infect your mind, or anything bad in general. "Sex is a good thing. Me personally, I really like sex." She said and Jessica cringed more as Amanda blinked some. The lights in the room suddenly went out and a firey hell like aura surrounded the teacher as her voice became deep. "But sex will kill you! Muwhahaha! The men shall get STD's and their dicks will shrivel up and fall off!" The boys whimpered and whined covering themselves. "And the girls shall become PREGNANT! Then die!" The girls started crying and Jessica smiled actually enjoying the lecture. Amanda jumped from her seat magically in a preists robe throwing holy water and bibles everywhere. "LET THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELL YOU!" She chanted over and over agian as everything in the class began to melt. Erik fell from the vent landing on the teacher just in the nick of time. The teacher's feet shrivled up and rolled underneith Erik.

Erik glanced around the class as all eyes were on him. He blinked a few times then all the lights went out and he shined an investigative spot light on Jessica while everyone snuck out of the room except Amanda. "Okay tell me where it is punk!" He said like a police officer.

Jessica blinked and looked around. "Where's what?" She asked confused.

Erik slammed his hand down on the desk. "Don't give me that innocent little asian talk!"

Jessica whimpered and sunk down in her desk staring up at him. "What are you looking for Erik?" She said in a grave tone.

Erik smacked Jessica across the face with a bannana. "Dont make me use this!" He yelled and Jessica's eye's widened.

"NOOO! NOT THE DREADED BANNANA GUN!" She said throwing her hands up itno the air.

Erik squeezed the bannana and it shot back into his mouth on accident and he began choking. After a few minutes he spit it out and glared at Jessica. "You got lucky that bannana wasn't loaded." He said and Jessica looked at him weirdly.

Maniac laughter came from behind the two as the lights began to go on and off. They both turned to see Amanda flickering the lights off screaming "Life, Death, Life, Death!" whenever the light was on or off. She then pulled out a bag of cookies from her pocket. "So it was you!" Erik shouted and pointed at Amanda.

Amanda began laughing insanely agian as he ran out of the room. "Yes! And you'll never catch me alive copper!"

Erik screamed and waved his hands in a girlish manner. "She took my cookies!" Cries and runs off after Amanda.

Jessica looks around confused and disturbed as the bell goes off and the class period is over.