LOST

When Ah woke up, the car wasn't movin' and Remy wasn't in the driver's side, so Ah look up and he's standin' outside of the car starrin' ahead of us. It's not dark yet, but it will beh soon. Ah get out of the car and stretch and Ah notice a map on the hood. He throws the cigarette away and turns ta meh and gives meh a small grin, so Ah give him one too.

"What's goin' on sugah."

"We drove far 'nough that we're about on the border of Louisiana, but I can't seem to find a place ta stay the night."

"Ah don't think that we should be out at night though, not here. They might do a sweep and see if they find any mutants 'round these parts hidin' out."

"I know, just trying to figure out what to do 'bout this."

"Ya'll said we were 'bout by the border right?"

"Oui."

"Was there anythin' behind us."

"Not for couple of hours."

"We could try some side roads."

"Too dangerous, we wouldn't find nothin'. We out in the middle of nowhere."

"Yah, but we still in Mississippi. Theres bound ta be somethin' out here. So many small towns out here, Ah think we can find somethin'. Most places out here are abandoned now."

"You sure, its still risky."

"Aren't ya'll the one who said that life was a game, sugah." Ah put mah hand on mah hip and smirked.

"You challengin' me chere?"

"Whay sugah, how could ya'll possably come up with a crazy thin' like that. Ah wouldn't dream of it." Sarcasm usually seems ta work with him, if nothin' else ta lighten the mood here.

"Alright, lets go. Oh and Rogue." As soon as Ah turn 'round ta see what he wants he tosses meh the keys.

"You get ta lead the way."

Ah found a narrow path hidden in some trees. Sure it was a bumpy ride, and a longshot, but maybe, just maybe it would beh worth it. Oh and that it was, definitely. Just as it had gotten dark Ah parked right in front of a huge colonial home. It was definitely abandoned, only things missin' were anythin' of value, which is somethin' Remy noticed right away. It was beautiful none the less. Nearly untouched bah all this maddness in the world. Ah even found some old clothes in mah size, Remy did too. Ah was a bit apprehensive, but we agreed that it would beh ok ta stay in separate rooms across the hall from one another since none of the rooms had two beds in it. So we said our 'goodnights' and went off ta bed.

After a while of tryin' ta sleep Ah found mahself a bit restless so Ah went down ta the kitchen ta see if Ah could find anythin' edible. So Ah'm diggin' 'round in the cabinets and the pantry when Ah get a weird feelin' and see two red eyes that look almost as if they are burnin'.

"Could ya'll not sneak up on somebody like that."

"Sorry chere, didn't mean ta scare ya. Just heard some noise."

"That's alright. Ah didn't mean ta wake ya."

"Non. You didn't wake me. Just heard some noise. Lookin' for a late night snack."

"Yeah, Ah just felt a lil restless. Truthfully hopin' ta find somethin' sweet."

"Well thats no good for ya." Then Ah turn 'round and almost dropped mah jaw 'cause Ah didn't notice that he wasn't wearin' anythin' but a pair of boxers. Ah shake those thoughts from mah head and tell him, "Who said anythin' 'bout meh wantin' what's good fer meh?" He actually laughed at meh.

"Guess ya got a point there chere. Need any help?"

"No, Ah'm fine. How long were ya'll standin' there anyhow?"

"Long 'nough."

"Do ya'll always evade a question."

"Remy not evadin'."

"Uh-huh."

"So the chere got a sweet tooth. Lemme guess, chocolate." Ah just sigh.

"If only there was somethin', anythin' in here." Then outta no where he pulls a box of cocoa puffs outta nowhere.

"Where'd ya'll get that?"

"Magic, chere."

"Right, Ah'm so sure."

"Alright, ya missed it in the pantry. I was lookin' for somethin' ta eat earlier."

"And ya'll couldn't say somethin' earlier?"

"It was fun watchin' ya look chere."

"Whatever." Ah took the box and headed ta mah room and slammed the door.