MAKIN' PLANS
Ah just woke up and Ah can't believe how comfortable Ah am, wait a second. Somethin' isn't addin' up, pillows don't make noises, and there is somethin' heavy drapped across mah side. Ah open mah eyes and Ah can't believe who Ah'm lookin' at. Oh no, please don't tell meh this happened again. Ah look down and Ah'm still wearin' the nightgown Ah was given ta wear along with some long gloves. Ah look him over and he's completely clothed, and he's wearin' gloves too. 'That can't be too comfortable, and Ah would know, everytime Ah see him he's been wearin' his boxers ta bed.' But that doesn't answer why he's here. He is awefully good lookin' though. 'Stop it Rogue, don't think like that. Last thing ya'll need is ta be pathetic 'cause ya'll lonely. No droolin', gotta get up.' So Ah try ta move ta slip off'a the bed and all of'a sudden he pulls meh closer. Does this guy have a death wish, oh yeah he does 'cause there is a smirk on that handsome face of his. Oh no, Ah really gotta stop thinkin' like that. But now he opened his eyes and Ah feel so lost. What the hell was Ah just thinkin'. Oh yeah, "What ya'll doin' in here?"
"Oh chere not happy ta see Remy this fine mornin'?"
"Remy."
"Don't get'cha panties in a bunch. Nothin' happened. Quoi? Ya don't trust Remy no more? Thought you couldn't touch anyway. Besides, Remy told ya he not do nothin' ya don't wanna."
"Ah'm sorry sugah, it's just...wait, ya'll tellin' meh nothin' happened?"
"Oui. Nothin'. Chere should be proud, Remy not even cop a feel."
"Wow, Ah am amazed."
"Oui, mais what were ya gonna say, it's just what?"
"Nothin' worth worrin' 'bout sugah."
"Non, Remy come in here with ya 'cause he hear ya from his room. You were havin' one of those nightmeres 'gain."
"Ah was?"
"Oui, Remy came in here ta calm ya down and you got a lil comfortable with him holdin' ya chere."
"Ah'm sorry, Ah didn't mean ta be a burden."
"Non, no burden chere. But does this happen often?"
"Ah don't think so. Ya'll would know better. Been sleepin' near ya'll for most of the year now. Didn't even know Ah was havin' a bad dream. Don't remember this time."
"You have been gettin' them since we broke out. Not every night or nuthin' but Remy meant in a bed with a man."
"Oh, once. Long time ago. Ah'm pretty sure that problems been taken care of though."
"OK. What'cha mean chere?" Ah could'a swore he was jealous. So Ah explained what happened when Carol took over mah body a few years ago, while tryin' ta leave out certain parts that Ah didn't feel he needed ta know.
"Well nothin' like that happened last night, Remy be a gentleman." Then Ah notice that we are still lyin' there all tangled up and pull mahself outta ma revere and sit up.
"And Ah thank ya'll for that kind sir." Ah drawl out and move ta the dresser and grab some clothes.
"Now if ya'll don't mind?"
"Non, Remy don't mind. You go right on ahead."
"Remy, Ah'm not gonna change with ya'll in mah room."
"Why not, ya did it when we were travellin' and ya even did it for poor ol' Remy when he was hurt?"
"'Cause now Ah don't have ta, and ya'll seem ta be enjoyin' it too much."
"How can Remy not enjoy the company of such a belle femme?"
"Thats not enjoyin' the company, thats admirin' the view."
"And what a view it is." Then that smirk looked like it was plastered on his face and wasn't comin' off. Oh that's it. Challenge meh will ya.
"Fine." And Ah changed mah clothes right there in front of him. Ah could'a sworn Ah made Mr. Ladies Man blush right then and there. He didn't think Ah could do it.
"Sugah, that mouth ain't meant ta catch flies."
"Hm. Oh oui. Um chere?"
"So what ya'll gotta eat 'round here?"
"Of course, only the finest this side of the Mississippi. Go ahead to the kitchen downstairs and I'll be there after I get dressed."
"Oui monsieur. Is that all monsieur?" Ah said as Ah curtseyed and the left the room.
Ah heard everybody jabberin' in all the chaos that was downstairs. Ah can't believe so many people live under one roof. But as soon as Ah step in the kitchen everythin' goes dead silent. Boy do Ah feel welcome. Ah just smile and add, "Good mornin' ya'll." Ah received a few smiles back and 'bon matin's. Then Ah just sat down and waited for Remy. As soon as Ah sat down the chaos resumed. Tante Mattie had served us all french toast and sausage. That woman must'a got up at the crack a'dawn ta feed these hyenas. It just pains meh ta think 'bout it. Remy came down when everybody was done or leavin' the room. But he hugged and kissed Mattie before he sat down next ta meh ta eat.
After Ah finished Ah wasn't exactly sure what ta do or feelin' very comfortable in mah surroundin's but Ah asked if Mattie needed any help with the dishes and she nearly kicked meh outta the kitchen. So Ah went up ta mah room.
Later on, Remy came up and knocked on the door.
"It's open."
"You alright chere?"
"Fine, what'cha need?"
"Nothin'. You know you can leave the house if you ever want to."
"Yeah, but where am Ah gonna go. Not exactly mutant friendly and Ah don't know that Ah feel comfortable dealin' with people right now."
"That a fact?"
"That's a fact."
"Remy need ta talk ta ya."
"So talk."
"Mon pere got some information on a place ta find out where votre fille be. But it's tricky ta get into."
"What are ya'll gettin' to."
"We be thieves, mais,"he took a deep breath, "mais, he want ta know if you could help. It's thievin' and Remy know how you feel 'bout that. It's just-"
"Remy, it's fine. This is mah battle anyhow. Ah should go."
"Oui, mais not alone. This beh a real tricky place ta get into."
"What good am Ah without usin' mah powers though?"
"We gonna take care of that."
"Alright. Anythin' else sugah?"
"Non. Remy gonna go prepare for everythin'. Just make sure ya ready ta do this tonight. We gonna go over the plan in 'bout an hour."
"Ah was born ready."
