Jack Bauer Encounters with that Nina Chick
Author's Note: I just thought it'd be funny. Please read and enjoy. There are some quotes from different movies in here, including Titanic, I know it's kind of corny.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from 24: no characters, plots, details, nothing.
Nina Myers just gets off the phone with President Palmer. "There, now all we have to do is wait."
Jack Bauer is in front of her, on his knees with his hands interlocked behind his neck, "…for…"
"Don't play games with me Jack. You're waiting to die!" she screams and throws her head in the air.
"And you're waiting to live, but whose the guy waiting for an absolution?" Jack snickered gleefully.
"Oh my gosh you are annoying. Were you this annoying when we were together?"
"You know what, I'm getting tired of your attitude! Can't you see I'm in distress here. I mean, do I have to wear a white tee-shirt that says, 'I'm distressed'!"
"Mmmm…I like you in white, it brings out your hair color," Nina says seductively.
"Thank y…hey shut up! I'm supposed to be mad at you, remember?"
Nina gets a hurt expression on her face as she still points the gun at Jack, "Why?"
Jack seems astonished, "Well, partly for this!"
"Oh sorry…traitor mentality," she shrugs.
"You also killed my WIFE!"
She got in my way…you really aren't going to hold that against me, are you?"
Jack turns slightly, "…and you said I was annoying."
Getting angry, Nina declares, "Well, I'm not happy with this situation either. You're the only guy I actually liked being with. And I hope you know there's a lot. If Teri hadn't have blown my cover, she'd still be alive!"
"HEY! My wife has blown a lot of things in her life, but definitely not your cover! …I'm hungry!"
"SO……me too, actually. If I wasn't going to kill you, I'd invite you to Anthony's. Remember, our favorite restaurant?"
Jack seemed disgusted at this, "If you weren't going to kill me, I'd accept."
"Really?"
"No. I never liked seafood, but you did, because you acted crazy after every time we went; so I thought why not? Burgers are really the best."
Nina now disgusted, snapped back, "You are so vanilla. Ooh, I could go for a vanilla shake right now," she checks her pockets, "Oh fudge monkeys, I don't have any money. Do you?"
"No, remember I'm broke…and dead."
"Dead smead, you liar. So how's Kim?"
"You leave my daughter out of this!" he growled.
"Down kitty, just trying to make a pleasant conversation."
Jack catches a glimpse of a sniper in the bushes. "I'm sorry…I just am tired."
"So am…"
Jack gets off his knees and starts walking away.
Nina screams, "JACK! Get back here right now or I'll shoot you!"
Still walking, "You shoot me, and you'll out live your insurance policy!"
She moves forward, out of the trees. The sniper hits her gun out of her hands and she falls. "Ow…Jack that hurt, you're really mean."
Jack kneels down beside her. He starts rubbing her nose in dirt. "Am I still mean? Huh? Say uncle!"
Nina groaning and quietly says, "uncle."
"WHAT!"
"UNCLE!"
A CTU regiment comes to take her away. Jack smugly stands up and says, "Take her back to LA so she can soon be 'everywhere'," at 'everywhere', Jack skips and giggles.
THE END!
