Evan Gray was walking to his van one day, he was going to attempt to use it to pick up chicks. As usual this never worked. But today was different. There was already someone in the car waiting for Evan, and when Evan entered his van and saw the rather large giant in it, you can imagine how surprised he must have been. He was even more surprised when he saw the giants rather large penis, and he was most surprised when Hagrid forced his way into Evan's exit hole.

Evan while at first scared out of his mind because of the black gay giant having sex with him. All three groups of people who Evan the corporate Republican hated, but now that he was experiencing this new thing, he kind of enjoyed it.

Hagrid had great news to deliver the boy, and he let Evan know why he always felt so different, he was a wizard, and he was going to be going to the magical school of Hogwarts.

Evan replied "I never thought I was a wizard."

"You never were a wizard until I put my magic giant semen inside of you, same thing happened with Harry Potter, but lets keep that on the down low," said the black gay giant.

Evan was excited for the change in his life. He was a wizard, probably, and maybe he would amount to something now.

Hagrid explained to Evan that school would start in September and that he would receive a letter explaining everything to him in the next few weeks. They shopped for some wizardry books and a wand for his next term at Hogwarts. The wand was 12 inches long. Hagrid dropped Evan off at home, with his new books and Evan immediately looked into the charm section, he was going to try to change himself into Brad Pitt mixed with Conan O' Brien, so he could pick up chicks successfully, but instead he turned himself into a dog faced pig. Evan Gray was about to learn all about what it is like to be a dog faced pig.