A New Nindo
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto I would be rich, I don't. If I did own it I wouldn't be counting my pennies like the pauper I am. I have begun to borrow jutsus from another author, specifically Tokehgecko who has given me their permission. I will point out which jutsus I borrowed in the author's notes at the end of chapter. For more information on the jutsus I borrowed from the author visit TokehGecko's There Where When is Now, Book series. This story does not reflect the ability of any authors I borrowed from. In other words if my story sucks it's not their fault, it's mine. This version of the Naruto story belongs to me; most of the characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
Summary: What if you died? What if it was a mistake? What if you were given a chance to step out of your normal everyday life and become hero? I'd grab the chance. This is my story.
Sorry if the last chapter wasn't very good. I just had a lot of thoughts that I wanted to get out of the way and felt that I should just dump them into the chapter now instead of forgetting about it later on.
From now on thoughts will be indicated by who said them for example:
Naruto: What time is it?
Sakura: Sasuke-kun.
Sasuke: Annoying.
Author's Notes:
1) Italics include my thoughts as well as other characters' thoughts. Bold is for the Kyuubi's thoughts and Inner Sakura.
2) Haku is a girl!
3) No Yaoi
4) Secret Jutsu list is on my Author's Profile
5) All character bio info is taken from Naurtofan(dot)com.
6) Most Pairings are closed for Voting, only Nejihina is up for votes right now.
Reviews:
Binnybobarino: Yes I did, I liked that aspect of Bleach's swords. Since Bleach is one of my favorites and I'm borrowing from it
PersonaJXT: I'm so tempted to listen to you but if I were to do so. I would want to build him up first before killing him. It just makes the victory sweeter.
Hibiki54: Yeah I see your points but it's a fanfiction, it's not going to be as good as the original. As for all the discrepancies I can't offer a solution to all of them. First off your right about Tsunade, but what if she came back for Sandaime's call. For Kimimaro, Zabuza and Haku met him as they were leaving the Hidden Mist in the anime. For Naruto being a powerhouse why not? Itachi and Kakashi were powerful when they were his age. Accounting for the changes I plan to do so later on in the story. A New Nindo is the first arc and is meant to show what changes are made not how they affect the future. That is what the other arcs are for.
WhiteKnightLeo: I have plans for that, Haku will subtly let Sasuke know what she thinks of him in this chapter. More heated and angsty later on. I will knock down Sasuke a few pegs but who will do it?
Virgil: Thanks and yes I am considering your suggestions and recommendations.
Mizuki Shishima: I can't help it if I dislike Sasuke. It's in my head and bound to affect my writing. I just wanted to point out my hate for him in case there were any pro-Sasuke fans. Since Sasuke seems to be popular. People like to forgive him for his transgressions and I am not one of those. For Kakashi development, its not that I didn't want to it's that I didn't really have much to say about it. I'll put my two cents in about his development. We'll see a sharp turn up ahead but not before then. For Rin's development and appearance my problem is that there are already too many Naruto characters and I wanted to focus on Naruto's POV.
Ninfan: I'll let Sasuke know what I think of him when he becomes unbearable. When he does something unforgivable I'll hand his ass to him.
Chapter 14: Chuunin Exam the Next Step
(Author's Notes: This chapter deals mostly with people's relationships because after the Forest of Death there won't be much talking only kicking ass)
"Kakashi-kun, I won't discuss your capabilities as a teacher but I do think you need to rethink your training methods," said the aged Hokage from behind his desk.
"I understand Hokage-sama."
"Then what can you tell me about this newspaper article?"
"It's just a misunderstanding Hokage-sama."
"Misunderstandings don't turn the whole village against you. Misunderstandings don't cause concerned women to call in asking for the removal of Jounin-senseis. Kakashi you're more popular than you were without your mask. This time it's not in a good way."
"Naruto's just pulling a prank on me Hokage-sama."
"Naruto doesn't seem to be the sort of boy to cry wolf, especially something of such serious magnitude. I should know he's like a grandson to me."
Kakashi: Are you senile old man? He's not your precious grandson, that's Konohamaru. Uzumaki Naruto is the spawn of the devil I tell you.
"Yes Hokage-sama."
The Hokage continued to drone on. As a trained ANBU squad leader Kakashi had learned to pay attention to the slightest disturbances. Now he wished he'd learned from his dear friend Obito how to sleep with his eyes open.
Kakashi: I loved the Sandaime, everyone in Konoha did. I even recall being trained by him for a short time. He was one of the few people who did not look down on my father for anything he did. As much as I cared about him if he kept going on in his lecture I'd have to kill someone. Seeing as Naruto isn't here its between Sandaime and me.
Kakashi analyzed the Sandaime.
Kakashi: Guy's completely open I could take him. Although he is the "Professor" but if he's half the man he was in his prime then my ass will be grass.
"I'm afraid for the time being I'll have to dock your pay."
Kakashi: Naruto wait till I get my hands on you.
"I'll also need you to perform some community service to show Konoha you aren't this monster you've been made out to be.
Kakashi: Brain analyzing statement… More community service hours equals less Icha Icha Paradise reading time… Solution… Eliminate Naruto…
"I also want you to report to Dr. Miyazaki for some sessions to alleviate your stress."
Kakashi: Hours with Rin-chan? Okay Naruto your demise has been temporarily delayed.
"Yes Hokage-sama."
In the Training Grounds…
In the middle of the forest Uchiha Sasuke was practicing in solitude. Nothing unusual there, except for the kind of target practice he was doing. In one clearing were targets placed all around. Sasuke was standing a little into the woods, but from where he was standing it was impossible to through his kunai in a straight line to hit the targets. He had four kunai in each hand between his fingers.
Sasuke: Remember how Aniki did it. Calm down, breathe slowly, concentrate…
As Sasuke became silent he could hear everything going on in the forest. He imagined himself hitting all of the targets and opened his eyes.
"Now!"
He leapt into the air and threw the ones in his left hand. When they reached the middle of the clearing he threw the ones in his right hand at an even faster speed. The second four kunai he had thrown hit the first four. It caused them to sharply changed their directions.
Thwack...
He closed his eyes and listened to each of the kunai hit something hard. With a smirk on his face he entered the clearing to see his work. His smirk disappeared and turned into a frown. Only two of his kunai hit near the center of the targets. The other kunais were nearby but missed the targets. For a Genin it was an impressive feat to be proud of, but not for Sasuke.
Sasuke: Dammit! I'm an Uchiha for crying out loud, we're known for being the most feared in Konoha. Why can't I do something like this when Aniki and Naruto can do it?
Beep… beep…
Sasuke glanced down to the soft beeping of his watch and saw that it was time for his appointment with the psychiatrist.
"What a waste of time."
Sasuke wouldn't go to the shrink if he didn't have to but it caused his mother to worry and she was one of the few people he cared about.
At the Konoha Hospital…
Sasuke sat in his psychiatrist's office waiting for her to come in.
"Hello Sasuke."
She said when she came in. Sasuke didn't even turn around to greet her, he had recognized her chakra signature when she had reached the door.
"Hello Dr. Miyazaki."
Miyazaki Rin's ijutsu paralleled Shizune's. In fact she had created ijutsus different from Tsunade that brought a sort of versatility to the hospital. She wasn't used to dealing with patient's mental issues. She was more experienced to dealing with the physical ones. However she was qualified to be a psychiatrist. Within the Konoha hospital, psychiatrists were lacking as much as medic-nins.
As Rin walked around to her desk Sasuke couldn't help but notice that she was a beautiful woman. His sessions with her although useless were pleasant, more so than his past psychiatrists. He'd been through a dozen other psychiatrists who either gave up or couldn't handle him any more. In a way her kindness and caring reminded him of his mother, perhaps that was why he tolerated her.
"How are you doing today Sasuke?"
"Fine."
"How is you family doing?"
"Fine."
She mentally rolled her eyes.
"Let me rephrase the question, describe your current relationship with your family in entire sentences."
Sasuke flinched in his chair. He knew he had no way out of this one.
"My mother is the same as always, she does the job of a simple housewife. She seems happy I guess. She spends a lot of time playing with Suiren."
Rin noticed that Sasuke had a soft smile on the edge of his lips.
"Suiren is always coming to me and asking me to train with her."
This time he couldn't hold back and a small smile graced his lips before it disappeared.
"Although lately she doesn't ask me as much, probably because I always tell her 'I'm too busy' or 'I'll train her later.' She seems to be learning from her academy teacher."
Rin: I wonder how he'd feel if he knew Naruto was training Suiren in taijutsu.
"Anything else about your mother or sister you want to talk about."
"Not really, why?"
"Your information indicates to me how well you know them by how familiar you are with what they do."
Sasuke thought for a few minutes. This was what he liked about Rin she didn't bullshit him. It was refreshing, at the same time she worded her statements neutrally during their sessions so as to not offend him.
"I guess I'm so familiar with what my mother does that its just second nature. She's probably getting groceries right now for dinner."
Rin didn't say anything, a sign for him to go on.
"Suiren seems to enjoy being around her friends nowadays. I know that she's made friends with the Hyuuga girls in her class, Hanabi and Hanamori."
"How do you feel about that?"
Sasuke was silent. His quirked eye brow showed he was confused. Rin chose to elaborate.
"Do you feel lonely now that your sister has friends of her own?"
"Not really," answered Sasuke quickly in a defensive manner.
Rin smiled, "It's only natural for big brothers to worry about there little sisters. You've spent a great deal of time with Suiren ever since she was born. It's okay to feel a little lonely as long as you recognize that it's because her time is divided. Not because she no longer loves you. Children need to have friends their own age."
Sasuke silently understood but didn't say anything. He had been feeling a little lonely lately.
"Before we talk about your friends, I want to finish our family talk up with your brother."
Sasuke seemed relaxed by now so he didn't feel awkward talking about his brother.
"He's busy with the police department but despite that he still finds time to train me."
Sasuke was happy and it showed on his face. For once his face wasn't marred by scowls or proud smirks.
"Yes, you told me last time that he helped you awaken the Sharingan."
"Yes, I'm getting stronger by the day."
Rin: A little cocky aren't we?
"Now for your friends…"
"They're a waste of time."
Rin looked up from her notes to stare at Sasuke intently. He seemed to tense up at the mention of "friends."
"You don't view your teammates as friends?"
Sasuke didn't answer.
"How do you feel about Kakashi-sensei?"
"He's a pervert who spends his time reading perverted books while he should be training us."
Clearly Sasuke didn't know about Rin and Kakashi's relationship but he did notice Rin's dangerous aura.
Rin: That son of a… I'm going to burn his house down. That's the only way to get rid of that bad habit. If his books go down with the house everything will be…
"What about Sakura?"
"She's annoying," stated Sasuke as if it were a fact of life.
"I hear she's been training very hard lately as a medic-nin."
Sasuke couldn't deny their had been times when Sakura had helped him with his wounds after missions but if he had a choice he would have preferred Haku's more experienced, gentler touch.
"She's still weak."
"You mean weaker than you?"
"Yes."
"How would you feel if she was stronger? How about as strong as you?"
Sasuke didn't answer but his tension was more than enough of an answer.
"Sasuke you view most females as weak and fragile. The model woman in your eyes is probably someone like your mother. A traditional housewife, someone to clean your home, prepare dinner, and make you feel comfortable."
Sasuke didn't reply because he was thinking this over.
"Your stereo-typical view causes you to think of girls like Sakura as an abnormality. Stronger than civilians but weak as ninjas. In your eyes there is no in between for strong and weak. Because you cannot acknowledge Sakura as a strong person you have placed her in the 'weak' category. Do you acknowledge that some women are stronger than you?"
"Of course Dr. Miyazaki, I know that you yourself are a veteran ninja who fought in the Third Great Ninja War. There's also Tsunade-sama the great medic Sannin."
"What about Mitarashi Anko, she is your brother's girlfriend isn't she?"
Sasuke: I don't know if she's strong or if she just seems that way because she has him by the balls, in more ways than one.
"She's a Special Jounin, that means even though she hasn't taken the Jounin Exam she is a Chuunin recognized as having Jounin capabilities and has been awarded that title by the Hokage. No one else can issue the title of Special Jounin."
Sasuke: What do you know? She wasn't just a sadistic bitch after all.
"Tell me about Naruto."
Sasuke tensed when talking about me.
"What about him?"
"I seem to recall you and he played together. In fact I remember him getting you to play soccer with the other children when you were eight."
Sasuke: Bastard told me that we were going to train, then he had the guts to say we were training our coordination and timing with the soccer ball. As if I was gonna believe that crap.
Still didn't stop Sasuke from playing.
"How are things between you two?"
"He's always showing off during missions."
"Really?"
"Yes, he teams up with Haku and shows off their teamwork instead of working with us."
Rin: Don't think I didn't see how you sounded when you said Haku's name, Sasuke. Hehe.
"I thought you didn't believe in teamwork?"
Sasuke looked away.
"Still we're his teammates he should work with us more."
Sasuke: Then I can find out his secrets or at least copy those jutsus of his.
"You do realize that Haku and Naruto have been together since they were children?"
Sasuke whipped his head to her, a tint of jealousy in his eyes.
"I didn't know that."
Rin: Maybe I should have said something else. Oh well it's too late now.
"Yes, so it's only natural that their teamwork and friendship is more developed that yours. Now onto my next question, do you think Naruto is strong?"
Sasuke: Of course I do! That guy knows all these special jutsus that I didn't even know existed!
"Not really."
"But you said he was showing off, that implies he had something to show."
Sasuke grimaced.
"Just a few token moves, nothing to brag about. I could do better."
Rin: Argh, and I thought we were making some progress.
"So what do you think about Naruto?"
"His strength's okay, he gets in my way sometimes."
Rin let out a sigh, partially because Sasuke exasperated her and because of her next question.
"What about your goal."
"I'll revive my clan in due time."
"What about the other one?"
Sasuke gripped the armrest of his chair.
"Only I can kill him."
"Why?"
Sasuke turned his head to the side for a moment.
"Because I have the potential."
"The potential, for what?"
"To be stronger than him, stronger than my brother."
"Why would you want to be stronger than your brother?"
"Because my brother couldn't kill that bastard. He wasn't strong enough."
"Who told you that you had more potential than your brother?"
Sasuke looked at her in a way as if to wonder if she were questioning his abilities. He decided to simply answer it frankly.
"My father."
Silence hung in the air for a few moments as Rin gathered her thoughts. She glanced at the clock and saw the time.
"Okay Sasuke it looks like we've run out of time. You're supposed to meet your team now aren't you?"
Sasuke just nodded slightly, barely noticeable unless you were familiar with Uchiha Sasuke. With that Sasuke got up and left quietly. Rin reclined in her chair and massaged her temples on her forehead. A few minutes later Kakashi came in and rubbed them for her.
"So how is he?"
"Less talk, more massaging."
Kakashi grinned and undid his mask to reach down for a small kiss with Rin. She returned his affections.
"Aren't you going to be late for your team meeting."
"I always am, it's not out of the ordinary."
Rin turned around in her chair and stared at him.
"You've seen Naruto's revenge and you still want to piss him off? I don't think that's wise Kakashi."
Kakashi sweat dropped and worried about what I had in plan for him.
"Promise me you won't kill Naruto," cooed Rin as she let Kakashi know how much she appreciated it.
"Okay I get the picture, but tell me how Sasuke's doing first."
"You know I can't reveal a patient's information Kakashi-kun," said Rin playfully as she poked Kakashi in the chest.
"I only wanted to know because Itachi asked me to help train Sasuke," said Kakashi as he half heartedly tried to avoid Rin.
"I suppose its okay, Sasuke has a superiority complex pushed upon him by his father. It's not his fault but it's just the way things are. I'd be cautious about which jutsus to teach him because I don't know if he can handle the responsibility of how to use them."
"Well Sasuke is a genius ninja so he'll do fine."
"A genius who was beaten by a hard worker for the title of rookie of the year," said Rin as she put her hands on her hips.
Rin had always believed more in hard work than geniuses. Because she herself always felt outshined by Kakashi and Obito. While Kakashi had been a genius while Obito had the blood limit the Sharingan. She knew she wasn't a genius and prided herself on hard work. Although she did acknowledge than some people are simply more gifted than others.
"Ah, but Naruto is a genius too in his own right," said Kakashi as he wrapped his arms around Rin.
"True but Naruto understands the gravity of using something like Chidori, Sasuke doesn't at this point."
"I see."
Kakashi: Hm, it's a good thing I stopped by here. Personally I think Sasuke should be given higher level jutsus so he can feel a sense of accomplishment. After all I have taught Naruto a lot of things. Not too many jutsus, mostly tactics. However Sasuke would probably feel insulted if I taught him tactics.
"Now let's talk about your book collection."
He cringed.
Kakashi: Oh man…
Somewhere in Konoha…
"Thanks for helping me carry these groceries Naruto," said Sakura.
"It's okay Sakura," I replied. "Why don't you help us out Konohamaru."
Sakura jolted and looked around and found the box-shaped rock.
"Come on Konohamaru, I'll make you some treats," said Sakura with a smile.
Poof!
"Just as expected of leader," said Konohamaru as he and his group appeared from the smoke.
They did their little dance or power rangers-type of entrance and I looked down the street.
Naruto: Hm, Rain-nins, Chuunin Exam must be coming up.
"Hey Naruto-niichan, is this your new girlfriend?" asked Konohamaru.
Sakura blushed. Konohamaru had been around Sakura before but never had a chance to talk to her.
"She's nowhere near as great as Haku-neechan."
Sakura had a dark look.
"Tell me it isn't true leader, you dumped the beautiful Haku-neechan for this flat-chested…"
Sakura grew veins on her head. Each step she took towards Konohamaru sounded like an elephant's footsteps. She even left dents in the asphalt.
"K-o-n-o-h-a-m-a-r-u!" she drawled out with anger.
Konohamaru paled and sweated like a river. He chose not to look over his shoulder and ran. A smart move on his part-never let a predator see fear in your eyes. Personally, I was scared shitless as I watched the irritated creature that had once been Sakura, run after him.
Udon, Moegi, and I followed after them by leaping on the rooftops. We didn't have to jump far.
"Hey let me go you big ox," shouted Konohamaru as he struggled from the taller boy's grasp on his back collar.
"I'm sorry, he's just a child, please forgive him," said Haku as she slightly bowed.
Naruto: Trust Haku to try and diffuse a volatile situation. Wait is that…
I was looking at the sand-nin holding Konohamaru.
Kankuro: Damn, what luck, I never knew Konoha had babes like her. Beautiful, kind, reserved, completely the opposite of my sister.
"Hey what's going on?" I said as I landed.
I noticed that Sakura's anger seemed to be gone, she looked like she was afraid for Konohamaru.
Naruto: Geez, Sakura really moody, just like Ino.
"Nothing, I was just teaching this punk here a lesson," said Kankuro.
"Hey we're not here for trouble," said Temari. "Wait are you… Hikaru-sama?"
Naruto: Oh shit…
That mischievous gleam in Temari's eyes sent shivers down my spine and threatened to affect in the wrong way. She strutted over to me and pulled out a copy of Icha Icha Schooldays.
"Can I please have your autograph Hikaru-sama," Temari whispered huskily in my ear.
On the outside I was as calm as a river, but on the inside I was raging with my emotions like a volcano. As my chibi demon fought with my chibi angel (who finally decided to appear) my mouth threatened to say something that Haku wouldn't like.
Naruto: Goddamn, Temari's a babe. She's got a figure to rival Haku's. Still I have to say Haku's better looking, not just because she's my girlfriend but because it's true from my POV. But damn…
"Okay," I answered stoically as I signed her book.
"Thank you," she replied as she leaned in and kissed me on the cheek.
If I hadn't moved in time she would have kissed my lips and I would have been dead. Right now I could tell that Temari wouldn't be participating in the exam if Haku killed her now.
Over Temari's shoulder I could see Haku radiating a murderous intent. Temari causally looked over her shoulder and seemingly unfazed.
"Something wrong?" Temari asked as she leaned on her fan with one hand.
"I thought we weren't here for trouble?" Kankuro shyly asked in the background.
It was clear that the stage was set between a raven and blonde. I knew exactly what the outcome would be.
"Hmph," snorted Temari as she turned away from Haku and back to me.
But in that instant that she looked away, Haku got between Temari and me. Temari was shocked to say the least when she found herself staring into a pair of angry brown eyes. She was going to leap back but Haku beat her to it by slapping her across the face.
Slap… the sound echoed throughout the silent street.
All men present became slack-jawed and wide-eyed. Sakura and Moegi were staring at Haku like she was an idol.
"Oh shit," mumbled Kankuro.
"Now you've done it," said Temari as she jumped away and readied her fan.
When she landed it looked like she would blast us all away with her fan, even Kankuro. Good thing she was too angry to notice her surroundings.
Just as Temari was about to let loose her fan she cried out, "Kamai… Who the…"
Temari had been grabbed by Haku's Mizu Bunshin that appeared out of one of her Demonic Ice Mirrors. Said Mizu Bunshin pulled Temari into the Ice Mirror. When half of Temari's body was in the Mizu Bunshin froze, trapping parts of Temari's body in the ice. That included her stomach area and her hands. The Mizu Bunshin's arms turned into ice as well and wrapped around Temari's body.
"Oohhh," I whistled.
My whistle seemed to snap Kankuro out of his daze as he attempted to throw Konohamaru at me. With lightning speed I grabbed Konohamaru with my hands and used my legs to jump off of Kankuro. I landed on my feet while Kankuro stumbled back. He rubbed his chest where I had kicked him. He stood up and took Karasu off his back.
"You're going to use it?" asked Temari.
"We don't have a choice here!" shouted Kankuro.
Kankuro: Damn, both that guy and girl are really fast. The worst possible situation for a puppeteer like me. Plus that girl handled Temari like she was nothing. She may look young but I have a feeling she's at least a Chuunin.
"There's no reason for us to fight," I said.
"Really?" asked Kankuro, who seemed suspicious of me.
"From the bundle on your back and the chakra strings in your hands I surmise that you are a puppeteer who favors middle to long range fights. You're too close to be able to beat us. Plus you're surrounded," I said as I casually turned to Sasuke who was in the tree.
"Hmph," mumbled Sasuke.
Kankuro looked like he was sweating.
Kankuro: Still how did this guy know I was using chakra strings unless he has some sort of dojutsu? His eyes look normal though…
"Don't worry we're not here to fight you."
As Kankuro seemingly relaxed he continued to put on airs to pretend he wasn't afraid. I wasn't paying attention to him I was looking into the tree. Sasuke was staring back at me.
Sasuke: Something seems different about Naruto's eyes but he doesn't have a bloodline limit. Does he?
"What makes you think I care?" asked Kankuro.
"I have no doubts in my mind that you don't care what I think but what about Gaara," I said casually as if discussing the weather.
Kankuro paled, "What did you say?"
"You can come down now Gaara," I said to the tree.
Sasuke whipped his head around and saw Gaara.
Sasuke: When did he…?
"Kankuro stop it. The two of you are an embarrassment to the village," said Gaara in his usual stone cold voice.
Even though I was expecting that kind of tone it still sent shivers down my spine in fear.
Gaara disappeared in a whirl of sand and appeared in front of us. During that time Haku released Temari from her icy prison and the Ice Mirror shattered into mist and dissipated.
"Hey Gaara," I said.
Temari and Kankuro looked at me incredulously as if I had sprouted an extra head.
"Who are you," he asked in the same monotone voice.
"Uzumaki Naruto, you remember Haku-chan right?" I said, motioning to my raven haired girlfriend.
This time Haku didn't seem afraid of Gaara probably because she felt stronger, hell she was stronger. However Gaara had a demon in him, he wouldn't be easy.
Kyuubi: Correction, Earth Spirit.
Naruto: Exuse me?
Kyuubi: Shukaku is an Earthbound Spirit, he's different from me. I was a spiritual being who was sent to watch over Inari-sama's lands on earth while Shukaku was born from the earth to protect it.
Naruto: He protects a desert? Well I haven't seen someone fight to protect sand before but…
Kyuubi: Few humans know the truth but in the deepest parts of the earth there are places where vaults are hidden. Within them are supposed to be the treasures of long forgotten races. Well at least to humans, the gods know pretty much everything. Guardians are created to protect these vaults or prevent people from finding them.
Naruto: So let me get this straight, Shukaku's innocent?
Kyuubi: Yes, the seal on this boy is less complex and intricate than yours. It's harshly done and it is tearing at Shukaku's mind. Currently it separates his rationality from his core. As such his mind is reduced to its base desires.
Naruto: You mean killing, survival, and revenge on humans for capturing it.
While I was talking to my "demon" Gaara was talking to his.
Shukaku: A familiar scent, no matter. It's a delicious scent. I want his blood Gaara.
Gaara: Yes mother.
"I remember you," said Gaara.
Kankuro and Temari were further shocked that Gaara actually knew someone aside from his victims.
Kankuro and Temari: These people encountered Gaara and lived?
"Will you be in the Chuunin Exams?" asked Gaara.
"I hope so," I replied.
"What about her?" asked Temari.
It was apparent that Temari was still a little sore from being defeated by Haku.
"Sorry but I'm a Chuunin," Haku answered, somewhat arrogantly?
I could see the sparks between the two flying. I wasn't really worried. If it came down to it, I'm sure Haku could wipe the floor with Temari again. Problem is did I want that? And how would Gaara react to that?
"Good, it will be a perfect time to fulfill your promise," said Gaara.
"I've never forgotten," I said.
Gaara said nothing as he walked away. Kankuro followed after him.
"See you later Naru-chan," said Temari as she joined her brothers.
We watched them walk away with mixed emotions and questions. Sakura was the first to voice them.
"What's the Chuunin Exam?" she asked.
Haku decided to answer, "It is a selection process where Genin candidates from different countries come together and compete for the title of Chuunin. In ninja society there are three levels of ninja, Genin, Chuunin, and Jounin. Chuunins can be thought of as a sub-captain or middle rank ninja."
"I see," said Sakura. "Do you think we'll get nominated?"
"Isn't it obvious?" said Sasuke.
"You're right Sasuke-kun," squealed Sakura.
Naruto: Okay so she's still madly in love with Sasuke at least she won't hold us back. Sakura's shotgun training had paid off. Her ijutsu should be enough to supplement mine in the Forest of Death.
"Let's go to the bridge then."
"Naruto will catch up with you guys later," said Haku as she held onto my Shihakushyou.
Naruto: Don't leave me alone with her.
I'm sure my face was telling them what I was thinking but nonetheless I was abandoned by my friends.
"Something wrong Haku-chan?" I asked.
Somehow I knew this was gonna be my fault. I turned around to Haku who had her hands on my collar and was looking down. All of a sudden she kissed with a heated passion I hadn't felt from her before. It was almost animalistic. Too bad we had to breathe.
"Whoa," I said as I licked my lips.
"Hm," said Haku as she covered her mouth with a hand.
"What was that?"
"Just a little reminder," Haku said as she turned away.
"For what?"
"That you're mine," she said and resumed walking away.
This startling revelation caused me to think of things that would make Icha Icha Paradise's next volume a best seller. In my current state of bliss I probably skipped to the bridge because the next thing I knew I was there and… so was Kakashi.
"You're early?" I asked.
"You're late," he said as he analyzed me.
Kakashi: Naruto's blissfully happy, a lot of things make him happy, few things make him this happy. He either beat someone into the ground… Nope Sasuke still here without a scratch and Naruto too. So judging from Sasuke's jealous reaction I'd say it all has to do with Haku.
Kakashi remembered the conversation he had in Rin's office.
Kakashi's Flashback…
"Wait a sec are you saying that our raven haired heartthrob has a crush on our raven haired beauty?"
"Yes Sasuke likes Haku," said Rin calmly.
"Hm I didn't see that," said Kakashi.
"Men… I think that has also fueled the rivalry he has with Naruto."
"Rivalry can be good between friends."
"You don't understand this is beyond healthy rivalry. Sasuke wants what Naruto has, or what he perceives Naruto has. Part of it is Naruto's power."
"And the other part is Haku?"
"Yes, and there's also the recognition of the village."
"But Sasuke is acknowledged as a genius."
"I know that but the problem is that he feels that Naruto stands above him Sasuke doesn't like that."
Kakashi: Naruto's been trained by two Sannin, several Jounin, a Chuunin, and he has a demon in his stomach. That's a tall order to stand against.
"So what should I do?"
"I don't know Kakashi-kun, on one hand if you let Sasuke do things on his own he won't get stronger but he won't be a danger to anyone."
"You're talking about Sasuke like he's some kind of homicidal maniac, he's only a child."
"He's a ninja, with genius skills. If you give him power he may be satisfied but there isn't much we can do about his superiority complex. He needs recognition from the one person he can't have, his father. That's why he wants to kill Shisui, that's why he needs to believe Shisui is alive. It's his only chance to prove he is the best in his clan."
End Kakashi's Flashback…
Kakashi snapped out of his thoughts when he heard me asking about the Chuunin Exam.
"Did you sign us up for the exam?" I asked again for the umpteenth time.
"Only if you promise to call up the newspapers," Kakashi said with his eye closed in a smile.
Kakashi: Naruto, you are so lucky that Rin and I love you like a little brother and she's a psychiatrist. If not I'd have to bury your body right now.
"Okay," I said. "As long as you start being on time, wait I won't ask the impossible. Make that close to on time."
Naruto: I never told you about part 2 of my revenge Kakashi… Hehe…
"I'll try. Now then you guys can fill these out and report to room 301 at the academy building tomorrow. Ja ne," said Kakashi before he vanished in a poof.
For once Sasuke and I were thinking the same thing.
Naruto and Sasuke: When am I gonna learn that?
I looked at my form and nodded to my teammates. It was a silent agreement we would all enter. I knew Sasuke would want to prove himself but I was more proud of Sakura. She had genuine determination in her eyes to prove herself as a ninja. I didn't see any hint of doubt in her eyes.
As I walked back home I saw Konohamaru run up to me.
"Leader there's an emergency!" he cried.
"What's wrong?" I asked as I looked around for the source of trouble.
Udon came up behind him and answered, "Moegi-chan has been kidnapped by a foreign ninja."
I smirked and said, "Don't worry guys leave everything to me."
In a Konoha Clearing…
A Rain-Nin with a large straw hat and black cloack stood. Moegi was tied to a tree behind him. He saw me coming out of the woods, not that I was trying to hide myself.
"Che, just a kid, hey if you want your friend back get me the Scroll of Forbidden Seals," he said.
"Okay," I said as I tossed a scroll to him that looked disturbingly like the Scroll of Forbidden Seals.
"What!" the Rain-Nin cried as he caught it when he was still shocked, but he noticed the strange kanji too late.
"Fuinjutsu: Kousokuryoku (Sealing Technique: Binding Force)!" I said.
The scroll came alive as it wrapped around the Rain-Nin with surprising strength. It should have been easy to tear off seeing as the scroll was made of paper but the kanji on it was specially written to constantly drain chakra. After all I didn't spend all that time in the Konoha library for nothing. Still it wouldn't hold him too long.
The Rain-Nin looked down when he felt the ground beneath him give away. He was startled to see a hand reach up and grab him.
"Doton: Shinjuu Zanshuu no jutsu (Earth Type: Inner Decapitation Technique)!" cried my Kage Bunshin as it dragged him under.
In a daze the Rain-Nin looked up at me as my clone went to rescue Moegi, Konohamaru and Udon came out of hiding. The Nin looked at me then at my clone and finally back to me.
"Kage-Bunshin?" he asked.
"Yeah, this is the second time you've seen me perform it Iruka-sensei," I said as I took a seat in front of him.
His eyes widened before he began to laugh. He released the Henge to show he was indeed Umino Iruka.
"How did you know Naruto?" he asked, rather cheerfully.
"First off what idiot asks a Genin to steal the Scoll of Forbidden Seals, second you left Moegi in plain view. A real kidnapper wouldn't let me know where Moegi was until he got what he wanted and he was a safe distance away. Finally, Iruka-sensei you know about my Jigan and the Fox."
Iruka: Still Naruto, you've come a long way. I'm proud of you.
"Now Iruka-sensei how about you buy me some ramen?" I asked.
Even though I didn't eat very many Japanese foods, ramen was definitely one of the best. And thanks to Kyuubi I would never have to worry about getting a clogged artery or anything of the sort. In fact I could probably smoke a pack of cigarettes a day until I died and not get lung cancer.
Iruka looked at me apprehensively. My love of ramen was as legendary as the real Naruto's.
"Well I have to test the other rookies as well Naruto."
"Then we'd better hurry to Ichiraku," I said with a smile.
Iruka knew there was no way out. He couldn't even escape if he wanted to his body was trapped under the earth and his chakra was being drained so he couldn't even perform Kawarimi. The problem with the scroll was that it disrupted his chakra flow so he couldn't channel correct amounts of chakra properly.
"Okay," he muttered in defeat.
"Did you hear that you guys, Iruka-sensei is treating us to lunch."
"Yay!" cried the Konohamaru Corps.
"Hey wait a sec, I didn't say…" said Iruka but his words were lost as the three children carried him off to Ichiraku's.
At the Konoha Hospital…
"Haku-chan," called Shizune.
"Yes sempai?" asked Haku.
"Can you please check up on Uchiha-san, I'm needed in surgery," she said.
"Sure."
Haku had almost finished her shift and decided this would be her last appointment. She walked down the hall and entered Shizune's office. When she opened the door she was greeted with the site of Sasuke's bare chest. He was sitting on the examination table. Although Sasuke didn't think he was vain, but he took pride in his physique. The fact that Haku didn't even bat an eye lash made him even more interested in her because he wasn't used to it. He didn't like it when girls swooned over him because of his looks, it made their feelings seem shallow. She was a definite challenge.
Haku noticed that Sasuke had some cut wounds on his body some deeper than others, nothing too dire.
"What happened to you Uchiha-san?" she asked.
"I was practicing in the training fields," he replied as if that was a stupid question.
"Practicing what?"
"Target practice."
"On yourself?" she asked as she found some bandages and disinfectant.
Sasuke might have been offended by anyone else, but she was one of the few people he allowed to get under his skin. He didn't know why he let her since they hardly had a friend relationship.
As Haku did her duties and cleaned up and bandaged his wounds Sasuke couldn't help but feel relaxed by her movements. That gentle touch was driving him mad. Perhaps all his pent up frustration was finally beginning to surface. When her face was close to his he could briefly smell her scent, like fresh flowers, despite the antiseptic smell that permeated the hospital.
His mind wandered back to the encounter earlier and remembered her performance against the sand-nin. He remembered the time in Wave Country and at Takigakure, Haku's strength and intelligence were far above the other kunoichis he was used to dealing with. Not to mention her unparalleled beauty. Sure Sakura and Ino were somewhat pretty but they couldn't match girls like Temari and Haku in Sasuke's eyes. Not to mention she wasn't mental like Sakura and Ino. Haku's personality was genuine she wasn't fake. Not like those people who praised him because he carried the name Uchiha. When the clan was massacred it was like he became some rare species. His dark past just made him more of a heartthrob to the girls. The adults pitied him and showered him with gifts. However Haku had something he wanted, something he hadn't been given on a silver platter.
He wondered if she knew what her proximity and hands were doing to him. He knew she was doing her job, in fact it seemed like she tried to distance herself from him and do her job quickly.
Sasuke: What a tease…A woman like her has to know the affect she has on men…
During this time Haku wasn't naïve, as a kunoichi she had to be aware of her surroundings more so than men because she was a woman. Haku could feel Sasuke's eyes roam her body and was thankful that she was wearing a medical coat instead of a kimono. Nonetheless she felt the need to button up her coat.
She wasn't unaware of her surroundings either. She was in a closed room with Sasuke. After all she couldn't have his random fans pass by and see him through an open door without his clothes on. It was a common courtesy that she would have displayed any patient. She might have even felt flattered by Sasuke's advances except for two things. First off she didn't feel safe around him, she felt threatened, uncomfortable. Second and most important was Naruto (me), she knew how much she loved me and how much I loved her.
"Sasuke."
"Excuse me?" asked Haku as she was snapped out of her thoughts.
"You've always called me Uchiha-san, I'd prefer it if you called me Sasuke. Since we are friends."
Haku stepped back and put her things away in the medical cabinet. She put her hand on the office door's handle before pausing.
"I'm afraid don't want to call you that Uchiha-san since we are mere acquaintances," she said before opening the door.
Unlike her usual warmth her eyes were hard, not cold or venomous just hard. As if she was trying to stand her ground. Sasuke was amused as he put on his shirt. He watched her out of the corner of his eye as he left the office. Instead of following after him she closed the door and stayed in Shizune's office.
She didn't know why she was uncomfortable because she was confident that she was stronger than Sasuke. So in case something happened she could easily overpower him. Or could she? After all she had never directly fought or sparred with Sasuke and never considered that until now.
She wondered if I was aware of Sasuke's advances towards her, if you could even call it that. She remembered me being angry and jealous at Sasuke during the mission to Takigakure and concluded that I did know.
As she walked down the halls she was getting ready to end her shift and return home when she saw an argument erupt between two Hyuugas, a Main and Branch House member.
Haku: Even though we've saved Hizashi-sama there is tension within the Hyuuga Family. Some of the hate has disappeared between Hiashi-sama and him but that has to do with the fact that they are brothers, anyone else wouldn't have tried to bridge the gap.
While Hinata is loved and respected by the branch house members for her kindness and her medical creams she is isolating herself within the Main House. The Main House finds her attention to the Branch Members, unnecessary and excessive. I can't believe that the branch house hasn't rebelled. The Main House believes the cursed seal will protect them from the Branch House but I can easily imagine them rebelling. Then what will they do? Cut the Main House in half and create a new Branch House?
Haku recognized the hand seal that the Main House member was about to do, he was about to activate the curse seal on the Branch member's forehead. She was thankful that he was restrained and sedated by an orderly. She didn't need to know what the argument was about to tell the animosity that existed between the two. For Hyuugas who were known for hiding their emotions, those two had them written on their faces.
Haku: I remember Naruto telling Neji that he would help change the Hyuuga but the only person who can really do that is Hinata when she becomes Clan Leader. Hiashi is trying to promote change but the clan is too rooted in its ways to do anything radical or extreme. The only person that can really help out Hinata is the Hokage. The other clans have no say on what the Hyuugas do because the Hyuugas hold a certain prestige as the strongest clan in Konoha. Not to mention their success against the Hidden Cloud. That's one of the reasons the Hidden Cloud became interested in the Byakugan.
However, even if they get the Byakugan some things can't be stolen from a corpse. The Jyuken takes years to learn and nearly a lifetime to master for normal people. Not to mention that some techniques are kept closely within the Main Family, like Kaiten.
Haku tried to fight back the headache that threatened to engulf her and decided it was time to go home.
With Naruto…
I had decided that in order to prepare for the Chuunin Exam I needed some new weapons. I don't know if it was because of its age but Kyuubi had indicated to me that the Raijin no Ken had become slightly brittle. He noticed it during my battles. Since neither of us knew how to repair it we had agreed that I should use custom swords from now on. What better place to get customized weapons then at Tenten's shop.
I walked in and saw no one. For a minute I thought they were closed but the sign said "open."
"Hey Naruto," said Tenten as she came out of the back.
"Hey Tenten."
"What brings you here today?"
"I was looking to order some custom made katana and ro purchase some immediately from your existing inventory."
"Hmm," she thought. "How much are you willing to spend?"
Kyuubi and I both grinned. My account could probably rival one of the Fire Country's Lords (Author's Notes: This is an important fact that Naruto is rich, will play a much larger part later).
"Money is no object in this case," I said.
Tenten nodded and motioned me over to one of the show cases. One of the things I noticed in the Kurosaki shop was that everything looked expensive. Nothing seemed cheap. I usually didn't see too many customers in the shop but when I did I recognized them as ANBUs and Jounins.
The show case that Tenten led me to had a beautiful display of katana. Each one seemed unique and beautifully crafted. One was as dark as night as I pulled out the blade I saw that the blade was black as well. I was very pleased with this one. The next one was a stark contrast. The blade shone sterling in the light. The guard, where the blade and handle meet, was a gold four point star. The handle was also golden. The only word to describe these works of art was beautiful, which I let Tenten know.
"Beautiful…" I mumbled, completely enwrapped by the blades' appearance.
Tenten gave a smile of pride.
"I know, my mom and dad put their heart and soul into these blades," she said as she examined one of the blades herself.
"I want them all," I said as I sheathed the blade.
Tenten looked at me like I was insane.
"Naruto I know you're Tsunade-sama's son and all but don't you think that's a little too much, I mean one sword in this case here is typically 26600 Yen (Author's Notes: roughly $200 U.S.; let's imagine that's a lot of money and bread still costs less than a dollar)."
I merely whipped out my bank book and showed the balance portion to Tenten. The amount shocked her so much that she dropped the sword she was holding on her foot. She was too numb with shock that she didn't feel the sheath hit her foot.
When I left I had the black katana on the left side of my waist and a happy Tenten behind the cashier.
"Please come again," she shouted with a cheery smile and closed eyes.
I felt good, the sword felt good at my side. More so than the Raijin no Ken. I guess it was because certain Hiten Mitsurugi techniques could only be used by a real sword. Also the katanas I bought had real weight to them. The Raijin no Ken was the epitome of chakra blade development. Although it was impressive, like a Jedi lightsaber the blade portion weighed absolutely nothing. It had always felt a little strange but now with the weight of a real sword in my hand I felt kinda like a man.
When I was sure no one was looking I took a few swipes with my katana. I was practicing methodically but my mind was that of a giddy child. I was on my way home when I decided to get Haku something. I mean I splurged so much on myself that I felt like I needed to get my girlfriend something. I would have felt kinda bad if I didn't. None of the jewelry stores were open and it was at this time that I noticed it was past seven o'clock. I was going to be late for dinner. Thankfully the Yamanaka flower shop was open so I got Haku some flowers.
I let Ino pick out some flowers for me. I was going to go for something extravagant but she told me to save that for days like Valentines Day, Haku's birthday, and Christmas.
Ino chose some red and white roses and said, "Individually they have different meanings but when you put these two together they mean unity and togetherness."
When I got home Haku had already started cooking dinner. I saw her eyes for a moment and they seemed clouded with though so I snuck up on her and gave her a kiss on the back of her neck.
"Hm," she sighed as she leaned back into me.
"Hey."
"Welcome home. Tsunade-sama and Shizune-san won't be home until late. Shizune-san is going out with some friends and Tsunade-sama is working in her office."
She turned around and looked surprised at the flowers in my hand.
"What's the occasion," she asked happily as she took the flowers from my hands and put them into a vase.
"Nothing really, I just felt like it," I said as I began to set the table.
As much as I liked being lazy I had manners. While Haku was busy cooking I put the plates and utensils on the table. I was going to get the glasses when I felt a pair of arms slip around me.
"I love you," she whispered.
It must be a girl thing, to be able to say such mushy things so easily and out of the blue because prior to Haku I had never said that to a girl. I was still finding trouble to say it to her also. I mean I wasn't ashamed that I felt that way because I did love her but I still couldn't say it without being shy most of the time.
Nonetheless I summoned my courage, turned around, and stared at her when I said, "I love you too."
I was graced with another of her rare, special smiles. Not the ones she shows politely to everyone. It's the one where she's let all her defenses down and seems blinding radiant and also somewhat fragile. She kissed me and laid her head on my shoulder. I was thanking Kyuubi and whatever necessary gods silently that I wasn't short anymore. I was as tall as Haku. Still it was for a moment that I could have sworn that my girlfriend seemed sad.
"Is something wrong," I asked gently as I turned her face to me.
"No nothing at all," she said, still smiling.
I knew if my girlfriend didn't want to tell me she wouldn't. I knew personally what it felt like when people pried into my life so I didn't push her any further.
"I'm here for you, you know that right?" I asked.
"Yes," she said as she held me tighter.
As I held her with my left arm my right hand drew gentle, slow circles on her back.
"If someone's hitting on you I can go kick their ass."
She laughed.
Naruto: That's what I like to see. Seeing Haku sad doesn't feel right. It's like rain on a summer day. If it's within my strength I'll make sure not to let it rain ever again. I want to protect this sensitive girl in my arms.
The smell of burning caused us to break apart and run to the kitchen. After dinner we went to sleep. What I didn't know was that Haku was staring at my face, wide awake while I slept.
While I was peacefully asleep another part of Konoha was restless.
In the Hokage's Office…
"Hokage-sama, I think we should step up security for the Chuunin Exam," suggested Itachi.
Since it was a late night unofficial meeting it was only between the Hokage and a select few.
"This is the first time in nine years that the Cloud has sent this many Genin," said Hiashi.
"I understand your concerns but we don't have any proof. Our standard detail is more than enough in normal circumstances," replied the Hokage.
"Well are they gonna be watching the Hyuugas first hand in the Forest of Death, ojisan?" asked Tsunade. "I didn't think so. You're probably going to have them watch through cameras in a room kilometers away from the action. That would be the best chance for the Cloud to kidnap Hinata or Neji."
"The curse seal prevents them from stealing the Hyuuga secrets from Neji's body," said Hizashi, slightly fearful for his son.
"They don't know that," said Tsunade.
"Uchiha Sasuke may also be a target," said Jiraiya as he stepped out of the shadows.
"How do you know this Jiraiya-sama?" asked Itachi.
He didn't let it show on his face or in his voice but he was worried for his little brother.
"It's much easier to obtain the Sharingan through Sasuke who is easier to capture than you, Itachi," replied Jiraiya. "My spies say someone is planning to infiltrate the exam to obtain the Sharingan."
He knew it would be hard on Itachi but this meeting couldn't hold back on secret information. The Chuunin Exam left Konoha more vulnerable than usual. Security was of the utmost importance.
"Looks like you're actually doing some real 'research' this time Jiraiya," said Tsunade.
"Yeah that's because your son has been helping me with editing," laughed Jiraiya.
His laugh was short lived as Tsunade planted him in the wall from one of her less than gentle fists.
"You threatened to hold back on his training unless he helped you! If my son turns into a pervert Jiraiya I swear to God…" seethed Tsunade.
All men present had their eyes silently glued to the floor, afraid to see Tsunade's eyes in case they became the object of her wrath. All men promptly stuffed their Icha Icha Paradise issues deeper into hiding.
"Hehe, with Haku-chan around him I wonder if he'll be able to hold back…" giggled a half conscious Jiraiya.
All others present closed their eyes before Tsunade sent Jiraiya through the wall and into unconsciousness.
In an effort to save his own skin the Hokage decided, "Meeting adjourned."
The Next Day…
Sakura bid her parents goodbye like every other day. She was fired up.
Sasuke was seen off by his mother and sister. He was eager.
I got up early to spend some time with Haku. I was content.
We met at the building on time and went inside. As we made our way up the stairs I felt butterflies in my stomach. I knew what was going to happen but didn't know what I could do to stop it. I had come up with multiple plans but only one seemed to stick in my mind as having the highest chance of success.
I saw Neji's team pretending to be weak. Everyone including Sasuke seemed to believe their act. Although Sasuke had met with them before he had never fought them. Since Lee's antics reminded him of Kiba he mentally placed them in the same group, annoying. He had heard about Neji's strength but I didn't advertise it so he though of Neji as a mere test.
"Get out of the way, I'm going to the third floor, while your at it remove this crappy genjutsu," said Sasuke.
His hands stuffed in his pocket as usual. Sasuke seemed normal to Sakura and me but we would have never guessed that Haku occupied his dreams.
"Sakura and Naruto must have noticed it, within our group Sakura has the highest affinity for genjutsu," he said.
Sakura beamed at the compliment but resisted the urge to hug him.
"Your right Sasuke-kun, this is the second floor. This is room 201," she stated.
The genjutsu disappeared.
"Its good that you saw through the genjutsu but that alone doesn't qualify you to be a Chuunin," said the first guard.
"Chuunins are captains in the field, required to make decisions that decide the outcome of a squad. We're just weeding out the ones who are unworthy," said the second guard.
"Hmph," mumbled Sasuke.
At that moment the first guard and Sasuke charged one another. Out of the corner of my eye I saw movement.
Naruto: There he goes!
Sasuke's kick met the guard's block and vice versa. The only difference was that Sasuke was forced back by the blow. The guard looked like he wanted to keep fighting till the second stopped him.
"It's time to go," the second said.
The first nodded and they disappeared. Sasuke shoved his hands back in his pocket. Sakura took this chance to swoon over him. Sasuke wondered why I was so silent and saw me standing over an unconscious Lee.
"Naruto stop wasting your time with the weaklings, let's go," said Sasuke.
Sasuke did notice the person standing next to me.
Sasuke: Hyuuga Neji, I feel sorry for him having such pathetic teammates.
"Okay," I said shooting an apologetic look at Tenten and Neji.
Outside the Hallway…
The two guards turned into Kotetsu and Izumo.
"Those are Kakashi and Gai's pupils," said Kotetsu. "That Uchiha kid is impressive to have taken one of my kicks like that."
"Gai's students were holding back. In my opinion they're more suited to be Chuunin since they are trying to conceal their power instead of acting cockily," said Izumo
"But that Uzumaki kid interests me more," said Kotetsu. "Even though I was holding back I saw him move under the Uchiha's blind spot and attack that kid in the green spandex. In one swift movement he knocked him out. Although the kid wasn't paying attention I find it interesting that only Gai's team noticed the Uzumaki. None of the other Genins saw him."
"He was using you two as a diversion," said Izumo. "It looks like we can expect something good from this year's batch."
In Room 301
There were lots of Genin in this room. All of them seemed tense and a lot of them looked like shady characters.
We had gotten there early so I went over to Neji's team. Lee was beginning to stir.
"What happened?" he mumbled as he came awake.
"Lee, you were going to challenge Sasuke weren't you?" I asked.
"Of course Naruto-kun I had to see if the Burning Passion of my hard work surpasses the Uchiha genius and then there's also…" Lee said as he blushed and looked at Sakura.
"Sorry I knocked you out with a sedative Lee but I didn't want you to reveal your techniques to Sasuke now. Don't worry you'll have a chance to kick his ass officially in the exam. Fighting outside of the exam is being irresponsible. Even if you did beat him, it wouldn't count for anything and other ninjas may see your techniques."
He looked down like a wounded animal, "I'm sorry Naruto-kun I wasn't thinking, Gai-sensei would be disappointed wouldn't he."
He looked up with rivers streaming down his eyes and I flinched back, "No he wouldn't but you have to learn to control your emotions Lee. Your hard work is admirable but it doesn't mean anything if you go advertising it to the world. One of a ninja's weapons is his anonymity."
He rubbed his eyes and stared at me with admiration shining in his eyes, "You're right Naruto-kun, let us both show the world the Burning Passion of Konoha's Youths."
Naruto: No matter how many times he does that I'll never get used to it.
"Sasuke-kun!" cried Ino as she glomped him.
"Ino-pig."
"Forehead-girl."
I left the girls and Sasuke to themselves and looked around.
"Hey," said Shikamaru as he nudged me with his elbow.
"Hey, how are things going?"
We both glanced at the girls for a moment and knew his answer.
"It's too troublesome," mumbled Shikamaru as he scratched the back of his head.
I turned around and saw Chouji chomping on some chips. I merely nodded to him, seeing as I didn't think he could answer. He returned the nod or was that a bob of his head from swallowing? I couldn't tell.
"Woof," barked Akamaru.
I looked down and picked him up, "Hey buddy."
"Yo, Naruto," said Kiba as he walked over.
"Hey."
"Hello Naruto-kun," said Hinata.
She wasn't playing with her thumbs and her eyes weren't downcast. I had to admit I liked this new Hinata as opposed to the shy one. The shy one was nice but I bet all the viewers were waiting for the day when she'd grow up into this Hinata.
She held out her hands and Akamaru leapt from me to her.
I looked at Shino, to Kiba, and then Shino. Since Shino didn't talk much we had our own type of sign language. It was the kind where we talked through body language or gestures.
Naruto: How is it being Kiba's teammate?
Shino looked at Kiba then pinched his nose between his eyes.
Shino: He's loud and tiring.
I looked at the crowd.
Naruto: What do you think about the competition?
Shino stuffed his hands back in his pocket and looked at the crowd. A bug crawled down his collar.
Shino: I don't know but they were sent here because they were recognized as possible Chuunin candidates. Also my bugs detect people with high chakra levels.
"Hey you guys should be a little quieter, you're attracting too much attention," said Kabuto as he snaked his way over.
I casually turned and tried to keep the venom out of my face as I looked at him. I turned on my Jigan and looked at him.
Naruto: He's definitely on the same level as Kakashi in terms of chakra. Now for Gaara… did his chakra just look at me?
Kyuubi: Yes it did that's Shukaku.
I had to swallow mentally because looking at Gaara's chakra was like looking at a menacing pillar of flame from hell.
"You guys must be rookies," said Kabuto. "You guys should watch out people like you usually go down first."
"Heh, we're not that weak," said Kiba.
"A lot of people are tense, look at those guys from the Hidden Rain. I've heard that they have bad tempers."
I looked at them and saw them staring at us with red veins in their eyes.
"Someone needs to chill out," I mumbled.
"Kabuto-san you seem to know a lot about this test," said Sakura. "Is this your second time."
"No it's my seventh."
The rookies gasped except for me.
"Hmph, it just means you were too weak," said Sasuke.
Kabuto just let that comment roll off him, "Or the test is that hard. Tell you what since we're all from Konoha I'll let you in on some information."
"Information?" asked Sasuke, clearly interested.
"Yes," Kabuto said as he held up a blank card. "I've gathered information on all the contestants here in these nin-info cards."
"But they're blank Kabuto-san," said Sakura.
"Yes but if I put chakra into them they reveal information that I have carefully hidden in them. Do you guys have any names you want to find?"
Sasuke stepped up to plate, "Sabaku no Gaara, Hyuuga Neji, and… Uzumaki Naruto."
I merely looked out the window.
"Good you know their names this will be easy then," said Kabuto as he put a card down.
He put some chakra into it and it began to spin on the floor. Smoke puffed up from the card revealing its info.
"Sabaku no Gaara, I don't have much information on his abilities since he's a foreign ninja but… oh wow…"
"What is it?" asked Kiba.
"He's done a B-Class mission as a Genin and he came back from it without a scratch. In fact he's come back from all his missions without a scratch."
The rookies let this information seep into their brains and analyze it.
"Now for Hyuuga Neji, his instructor is Maito Gai, he's recognized as the Hyuuga prodigy. He was the rookie of the year of his class. His team took a year off instead of jumping straight into the Chuunin Exams. His taijutsu is very impressive, his ninjutsu is average, and his genjutsu is non-existent. I guess that's okay for him since he has the Byakugan."
"Byakugan?" asked Sasuke.
"It's…" started Kabuto until he saw a foot on his nin-info card.
"It's not nice to tell other people's secrets Kabuto-san," said Hinata as she put more chakra into her foot and burned away the card.
While she was facing Kabuto she gave him a sweet but deadly smile.
"Grrr…" Akamaru growled from Hinata's arms.
He looked as if he was ready to jump out of her arms at anytime, ready for a piece of Kabuto.
"My apologies Hyuuga-san," said Kabuto as he smiled in return and scratched his gray hair.
Hinata stepped away and Akamaru stopped growling although his eyes and nose twitched as he stared down Kabuto.
"Oh yes, Uzumaki Naruto," said Kabuto as he prepared his card.
Personally I was interested in what he had on me but I also was worried about how much info he would reveal to my friends.
"His instructor is Hatake Kakashi. He is recognized as rookie of the year. His taijutsu is unparalleled, his ninjutsu is impressive, and his genjutsu is average…"
"What is it Kabuto-san?" asked Sasuke.
"It's nothing just that Naruto-kun's taijutsu is well above Genin-standards, they're within upper level Chuunin-standards."
Sasuke looked at me out of the corner of his eye.
"He's trained under his mother Tsunade-sama, one of the three Sannin… he's also trained under..."
Naruto: I had heard enough, I didn't want Sasuke to be bitching to me for the next five days if he found out about my training. Also I didn't want the rest of the room to hear. They might try to target my team if they view me as a threat.
"Can I see that?" I asked Kabuto as I held out my hand.
"Sure Naruto-kun," said Kabuto as he handed me my card.
I looked over my card and noticed Kabuto had a great deal on me. Meanwhile Kabuto was analyzing me.
Kabuto: You're very impressive Naruto-kun. Not only have you trained under your mother but also Jiraiya-sama, Uchiha Itachi, and Gekou Hayate. Not to mention you have three A-Class Missions and two B-Class Missions. What's more impressive is that they're classified by the Hokage. That means that the Hokage feels your missions should remain secretive. You've apparently done them on your own because your team doesn't have the same mission records as you.
"Thanks," I said as I handed it back to Kabuto.
Kabuto put out his stack so I could put it back on top. Instead of doing that I grabbed the entire deck and burned it in my right hand.
"What are you doing Naruto?" asked Sakura.
Kabuto merely smirked back at me.
"Sorry but I share Hinata's feelings," I said calmly. "It's not nice to reveal other people's secrets."
"I'm sorry for my teammate Kabuto-san," said Sakura.
"It's okay I have the info written down in a safe place," said a smiling Kabuto.
Naruto: I bet you do you son of a…
I absentmindedly heard Kabuto comment on neighboring countries and something about the Hidden Village of Sound. While Sasuke had his eyes on me Hinata was shaking her head at us and mumbled something about boys. Suddenly the Sound ninja sprang forward. Hinata got out of their way and they attacked Kabuto. He dodged but his glasses cracked.
"But he dodged it," said Sakura.
Kabuto removed his glasses and smirked before throwing up on the floor.
"Write this down on your cards, Genins of the Hidden Sound, definite Chuunin this year," said Dosu.
"Owww…" whined Akamaru who was covering his ears.
"What's wrong Akamaru?" asked Kiba
Hinata was lightly massaging Akamaru's back.
"It's sound waves," I said to Kiba.
"Sound waves?"
"Yeah, Akamaru's a dog so his hearing is more sensitive than ours that's why he's covering his ears. I think that device on that guy's arm project sound waves to attack his enemies."
"These guys are dangerous," said Kiba.
"Yeah."
I thought I had said my assessment softly enough for only Kiba to hear but I forgot that we were dealing with the Hidden Sound. They all gave me looks.
Kin: Impossible he discovered the secret to Dosu's attack with one glance.
Zaku: Che, damn brat.
Dosu: He has good insight.
"Alright you chumps I'm the examiner for this portion of the exam, Morino Ibiki. If I catch you fighting without permission from the examiners I'll take you out of this exam and down to the T & I Room myself," shouted Ibiki as he and the other Chuunins appeared at the front of the class.
"I'm sorry," said Dosu as he bowed slightly
"What's T & I stand for?" asked Sakura.
I stared straight at Ibiki, "Torture and Interrogation."
At the Uchiha Household…
Ding dong…
Uchiha Kaname went to answer the door. She wondered who it could be since all of her children were supposed to be out.
"Yes?" she asked opening the door.
A purple haired ANBU was standing there but she had her dog mask off.
"Excuse me Kaname-san, I'm here to see Anko-san she's late for the second exam's preparations," said Izumi.
"Okay," said Kaname as she stepped aside and went back into the kitchen.
She saw Izumi trot upstairs to her son's room.
Kaname: Hold on there…
Kaname ran upstairs and sure enough Izumi was standing in Itachi's doorway. She saw Kaname running her way and dodged out of the way.
"Itachi?" screeched Kaname from his doorway.
"Mom?" said a now completely awake, half-naked Uchiha Itachi from his bed.
"Five more minutes Itachi-kun," mumbled a naked Anko from beneath the covers as she draped her arms across his lap.
For Uchiha Itachi last night had been a dream come true, this morning was a nightmare he wanted to wake up from.
Itachi: Oh shit…
Tsuzuku…
Author's Notes: Next time on A New Nindo I take the written exam and begin my plan. The Forest of Death has never seemed so overbearing. When will I encounter Orochimaru? Who will come to my aid? Find out next time in Chapter 15: A Test of Wills and Blood.
1) I've noticed people mentioning that I haven't done anything about the gravity of changing the future. Saving Hyuuga Hizashi and the fate of the Hyuuga clan will not be important until later on. Idate will also appear later on and play a more important role. Naruto's money will be valuable later on. All these things have an importance in my story. I just put them off for now because it's not the right time to mention them. The purpose of A New Nindo is to make changes, the next arcs will show how the changes affect things.
2) People have also said that I follow the Naruto storyline too closely. I've said it before but I'll say it again, that is the whole point. The story will be the exact same thing until the arc after the Chuunin Exam. After all my Naruto is supposed to change the future, what better way to do so than to place him in the exact same position but act differently for a different outcome.
3) Finally people have pointed out that Naruto is a powerhouse. That is kinda true. I've stressed that he's either used Kyuubi's chakra or teamwork to overcome Jounins and Chuunins but he may be strong for a Genin. Why not? Itachi murdered his entire clan when he was thirteen, he was already an ANBU Commander. How old was Kakashi before he became a Jounin? Not to mention the Konoha/Suna Genins take on the Sound Five and beat them. Even Genma and Raidou had a hard time with the Sound Four. Then there is Gaara, he kicks ass, everyone's scared of fighting him. Why can't Naruto be just as strong since he also has a demon inside him?
4) There will be a lot more angst and suspense near the end of A New Nindo. There will also be angst in the second and third arcs because they will deal with Orochimaru's disgusting experiments and the cruelty of wars.
5) It is important to note that I don't really like fluff but I prefer it to the dark angsty stuff I've been reading lately.
6) Kimimaro being Zabuza's subordinate. In the anime Zabuza comes across Kimimaro while he's leaving with Haku. My point is that if Zabuza didn't have Haku he might have taken an interest in Kimimaro as he's leaving Water Country.
7) Don't know when next update will be, probably at least a week from now. I have to go back to the books now.
8) Inspiration and credit for the scene between Haku and Temari goes to an Anonymous reviewer who reviewed in chapter 11 on 2005-04-09. I do listen to reviews and try to incorporate them into the story.
Naruto's Missions
A-Class
1. Mission to Wave Country
2. Rescuing Hinata from Sinobi Gashir
3. Mission to Takigakure (Hidden Waterfall)
B-Class
4. Defeat Mizuki and recover Scroll of Forbidden Seals
5. Defeat Aoi and recover Raijin no Ken
I've changed the missions due to the type of ninja encountered. Although Aoi was a Jounin in the anime. It also states he was only a Chuunin when he left. He also indicates this himself when he asks Morino Ibiki to translate the Scroll of Forbidden Seals for him because only a Jounin can do so. This is a personal indication on Aoi's part that he is not a Chuunin yet.
