Thanks Millennium Girl for decanting your Seto/Joey's Other Than word for me! You're an amazing ficcer!
Head and Soul
by YYY
A young man walks into a hair shop and says, "I need a haircut." All the hairdressers in the shop look at the young man in shock. A couple of hairdressers even drop their scissors onto the floor. "That's Seto Kaiba! He is the richest guy in town!" The hairdressers exclaim.
"Who is going to cut my hair?" Seto asks, a little annoyed by the lack of services. (People are too afraid to even walk up to him.)
"Have a seat, Mr. Kaiba." The owner of the hair shop says. Since no hairdresser is going to be cutting Kaiba's hair, the owner is going to have to cut Kaiba's hair by himself. Seto sighs. He can tell the owner's hands are shaking.
This is gonna be one very, very bad haircut.
A group of girls start giggling at the corner. Suddenly, one of the girl screams, "Seto Kaiba! I want to marry you!"
The girl's sudden outburst startled Seto and the boss of the hair place. Seto jumps, as the same moment, the boss closes the scissors that's on Seto's hair. "Oh, shit!" the boss shouts.
Seto looks into the mirror and sees a big chunk of his hair missing. What's worse, several piece of hairs get into Seto's eyes and sting Seto's eyes badly. "What have you done! I have an appointment in an hour and you make me look like a crown, you fool!" Seto screams and closes his eyes.
"I'm sorry, sir. I'm so sorry…" The boss shouts.
"I know that screaming everywhere. Can you just NOT scream for 30 second, Kaiba?" says Joey as he comes out of the back room.
"Wheeler? What are you doing here?" Seto asks.
"The water pipes broke, I came to fix it. The boss is my friend." Joey answers.
"You know how to fix water pipe?" Seto asks.
"Yeah, I know how to cut hair too. Sit down and let me fix your hair." Joey says. The blonde pushes Seto down to the chair.
"If you think I am going to let you touch my hair…" Seto yells.
Joey blows a puff of air at Seto's face. Seto is stunned. The blush of Joey's breath on the Seto's face makes Seto's whole body tinkles. The multimillionaire stops all the urges to yell all of a sudden. "There, the hair is out of your eyes. Stop yelling so I can concentrate on fixing your hair, okay?" Joey says.
(How come I feel so strange? It's only a breath, Wheeler is only blowing hair out of my eyes…) Seto thinks.
"Close your eyes unless you want hair getting into your eyes again?" Joey says to Seto. Seto closes his eyes at once because the sight of Joey makes Seto's heart pumps too bad. (Are Joey's eyes always that brilliant? How come I never notice it before?) Seto thinks.
"There, fixed your bangs. How does it look?" Joey smiles.
"Not bad." Seto casually replies. Actually, it looks very nice and it's as professional as a 200 dollars haircut; but Seto will never admit that to the puppy. Joey continues to trim the hair at back of Seto's head.
Seto feels peaceful and relaxing. Joey is actually quite charming when he is calm and concentrating at cutting Seto's hair. The blonde blows another puff to get the hair off brunette's neck. Seto can feels that tinkling sensation all over his body again. "All done." Joey announces.
"How much do I own you?" Seto asks.
Joey says, "it's on me. Now go to your meeting. Go! Get out of here! You're scaring the kids."
(So much for peaceful…) Seto heads to the exit. Before he gets out of the door, Seto turns around and asks, "hey, Wheeler, I have an interview with CNN next Thursday night. Can you set my hair?"
"Sure." Joey says.
"I will be here at 5pm." Seto leaves.
TBC…
