Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Watashi wa Saila Aluminum Siren!
Hotaru:
Back again, are you?
She went over to
Setsuna and whispered into her ear.
Hotaru:
She's the one that eats like Usagi-chan!
Setsuna
nodded. She bent down and picked up a half eaten donut off of the
ground.
Setsuna: Here, want a
donut?
She said, offering the
disgusting treat to Siren.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: NO!
She yelled as she
slapped it away.
Sailor Aluminum
Siren: I don't want a donut!
Setsuna:
Why not?
Hotaru:
Setsuna-mama, don't give her food! She's evil!
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: I'm not evil. I was turned good by Eternal Sailor
Moon's Honeymoon Therapy Kiss.
Hotaru:
If you're a good guy now, then we don't have to worry about you.
Right, Setsuna-mama?
Setsuna:
I don't care. I just wanna eat. I'm so hungry!
Hotaru:
What are you hungry for?
They said,
beginning to walk away from Aluminum Siren.
Setsuna:
Anything.
Siren chased after,
grabbing hold of Setsuna's shoulder.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Here,
She ordered,
handing Setsuna a spoon. Siren planted herself on a nerby bench and
lifted up her frilly outfit. Hotaru and Setsuna curiously watched to
see what she was doing. Aluminum Siren spread her legs and opened
herself up.
Sailor Aluminum Siren:
Eat up!
Setsuna and Hotaru looked at
each other with disgusted faces.
Hotaru:
Gross!
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Oops, sorry,
She
apologized, zapping up a carton of vanilla ice cream. She scooped
some out and slapped it onto her labia.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: There you go!
Setsuna
pushed the carton of ice cream all over Siren.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! That's
cooooooold!
Setsuna:
Hahaha reject!
She took Hotaru by the
hand and they both ran away. Siren fell off the bench and began
crying uncontrolably. Setsuna looked back and saw Siren. She felt bad
and went back.
Setsuna: Dammit, stop
crying!
She bent down and picked up a
half-eaten strudle off of the ground.
Setsuna:
Here, have a strudle.
Aluminum Siren
knocked the food away and kep crying. Hotaru pointed and laughed at
Siren.
Hotaru: It's not often I'm on
the laughing side!
She chuckled,
having the time of her life. Setsuna picked Hotaru up and threw her
at Siren.
Sailor Aluminum Siren:
ACK!
Setsuna ran away again, this
time without Hotaru.
Stars
title music & title screen
Sailor
Moon Stars
The
Dumb, Horribly Dressed, Food-Crazy Mermaid Comes Back!
Desires
For Food & Sex Go Too Far!
When
she reached her home, she immediately went into the shower to wash
away any naughtiness Siren might have passed onto her.
Setsuna:
Makenai! Ashita é seeraa eru!
She
sang, scrubbing her body with Herbal Essences body wash. As the
unsuspecting Setsuna washed up, a shadowy figure prowled outside the
bathroom window.
Sailor Aluminum
Siren: Hmm... The window's open...
She
said to herself, peeking in.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Ahh, she's in the shower...
Siren
began drooling over Setsuna in the nude. Setsuna shut off the water
and stepped out of the shower. Siren ducked.
Setsuna:
Brr! It's chilly in here!
She wrapped
a towel around herself and closed the window. Aluminum Siren moved to
the front of the house and checked the front door. It was unlocked.
Siren stealthily slipped inside. Setsuna came out of the bathroom
just then and Siren panicked. She ducked into the kitchen and hid
behind the counter. Setsuna, unaware that Siren had invaded her
house, cheerily danced throughout the house on her way to her
bedroom.
Setsuna: I better hurry and
get ready for my date! My date with a shopping spree, that is!
Siren
heard the bedroom door close and she got up. When she came out of
hiding, Siren saw Setsuna's phone bill and cell phone lying on the
counter.
Sailor Aluminum Siren:
Ooh...
Aluminum Siren was in absolute
awe from what she saw on Setsuna's phone bill. Most of the calls made
were to lesbian pone sex companies. She grinned devilishly and
stuffed the paper into her pocket as well as the cell, then hurried
out of the house. Just as Siren left, Setsuna walked into the
kitchen.
Setsuna: Hmm, I thought I
heard something in here... Oh well, I guess it was just my
imagination.
She shrugged, put her
purse on her shoulder and left the house.
Aluminum Siren
jogged through the Juban-cho shopping center. She found an empty
alley between two buildings and went inside. She hid behind a large
dumpster and pulled out the stolen cell phone.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Okay, now, let's see...
She
began dialing the numbers recorded on the bill.
About a block
away, Usagi walked down the street dressed in a pink shirt and some
blue shorts. She headed toward the mall, holding some money in her
hand to go shopping. Usagi crossed the street and went into the most
expensive clothes store in the district. Inside, she happened to run
into Setsuna, who was digging through her purse.
Usagi:
Hiiii, Setsuna-san!
Setsuna: How many
times I gotta tell you to call me "Set"!
She
said with a slight attitude, then continued searching her
purse.
Usagi: Sorry, Set.
Setsuna:
I can't believe I fucking lost my cell phone!
Setsuna
shouted. Everyone in the store looked over at her.
Setsuna:
What? You got a problem!
She yelled.
Everyone went back to what they were doing, afraid of the agitated
green-haired woman.
Setsuna:
Whatever! I probably just left it home!
Usagi:
Wanna shop together? Shopping usually calms me down...
Setsuna:
Yeah, that's what I came here to do in the first place.
They
both shopped around together for a while.
Usagi:
I wish Mamo-chan was here to buy me stuff so I don't have to spend my
money on this crap! I'd rather spend it on something useful - Like
food!
Setsuna:
So, then, what are the clothes for?
Usagi:
To make me LOOK good while I eat! What else would they be
for?
Setsuna shrugged and went back
to looking at tight, floozy outfits.
Meanwhile, back behind
the dumpster, Sailor Aluminum Siren fingered herself as she had phone
sex with two lesbians.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Ooh, baby, yes! My tongue lashes at your clit and my
fist rushes inside you!
Setsuna:
So, Usagi-chan, what's new with you?
Usagi
turned to Setsuna, but no reply came from her. Only a deep stare.
Setsuna returned the stare, waiting for Usagi to answer her. Still,
no reply.
Setsuna: How rude of
you!
She slapped Usagi and stomped
off. Usagi suddenly snapped out of her daydream.
Usagi:
Sorry, I was daydreaming about Mamo-chan!
She
called after Setsuna. Setsuna ignored her and kept walking out of the
store.
Setsuna: The nerve - Looking
at my boobs! How dare she!
She
grumbled to herself,
Setsuna: They
ARE real, after all.
Man:
...REAL!
Setsuna: Yes, my boobies
are real.
A crowd of drooling men
huddled around Setsuna, staring at her chest. Insulted and mortified,
Setsuna slapped them all.
Setsuna:
You men are such pigs!
As she walked
back across the street, she saw Siren come out of the alley and run
away with Setsuna's cell phone in hand.
Setsuna:
Hey, that's my fucking cell phone!
Siren
heard Setsuna and stuffed the phone into her pocket.
Setsuna:
You bitch! Get back here with that!
Setsuna
sprinted after Aluminum Siren and tackled her to the ground. They
wrestled for a while, then Siren gained the upper hand and sat atop
of Setsuna. Still horny from the recent phone sex, Siren comenced
humping Setsuna in public while onlookers watched.
Setsuna:
Hey, get off!
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: No!
Setsuna kneed
Siren in the stomach and threw a cone of ice cream in her
mouth.
Sailor Aluminum Siren: All
this luck you have, finding food on the ground!
Aluminum
Siren said, after swallowing the cone. Then she reached into
Setsuna's clothes and felt her body.
Setsuna:
PERVERT!
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Hungry!
Usagi ran
over and saw the two fighting on the ground.
Usagi:
Aluminum Siren! I thought I got rid of you!
Siren
reached out and grabbed Usagi's leg. Usagi was yanked into the middle
of the fight. Siren bared her sharp teeth and bit into Usagi's leg.
Setsuna was squirted with blood and punched Siren. Usagi screamed and
tried wiggle free from Siren's grasp. The mermaid senshi completely
devoured Usagi's left leg and started on the right.
Setsuna:
Aw, what the hell...
She
said,
Setsuna: She's almost dead,
anyway.
And she, too, took a chunk
out of Usagi's chest with her teeth.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: You're eating her boobs! Who's the pervert
now!
Setsuna:
Looks like breastfeeding is out of the question for you,
Usagi-chan!
She joked.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Breast feeding! Who would be crazy enough to have a
baby with her!
They both kept eating
away at Usagi. Both of her legs were gone and Aluminum Siren was
moving upward, reaching her groin.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: MMM! Clit tastes good!
Setsuna
stopped eating Usagi and began to hump Siren.
Setsuna:
Payback, bitch!
Onlookers stared at
them, blankly, as if not able to comprehend the extremeness of what
they were witnessing.
Setsuna: What?
You've never seen Hannibal XXX?
The
men surrounding them's eyes lit up.
Setsuna:
Shit, I shouldn't have said that!
And
she got up and ran away. The males in the crowd moved in closer and
pulled at Siren's hair.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Ow! Get off!
Angry at
the disruption, Siren got up and kicked the hari-pulling men in the
balls. Another man grabbed her from behind and ripped off her senshi
outfit. They all jumped on Siren and bit at her while humping like
sex-hungry fiends.
Setsuna peeked out from around a corner and
saw all that was going on. She pulled out her henshin rod and held it
high above her head.
Setsuna: PLUUTO
PLANETO PAWAA, MEIKKU APPU!
Siren
screamed and she was grabbed and pulled at. Bite marks covered her
arms and legs.
Sailor Aluminum Siren:
Boys, boys! Calm yourselves! I'm not a chew toy!
Sailor
Pluto: Deado scream...
She whispered.
Since no one heard her, nobody turned around to notice the upcoming
danger. A huge blast shot toward them and exploded. Every bystander
was massacred. Aluminum Siren got up and rubbed her bruises.
Setsuna:
Are you okay?
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: None of them were strong enough to break the skin...
Damn those men! They really know how to ruin a girl's
fetish!
Setsuna: Fetish?
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Cannibalism is my fetish!
Setsuna
de-henshined and right hooked Siren in the jaw.
Setsuna:
My phone, bitch!
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Oh, you remembered...
Setsuna:
Yeah.
Siren handed over the cell
phone. Setsuna walked away.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: So, Set, you're a lezbo, eh?
She
froze in her tracks and turned around.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Where dat dildo at, Set?
Setsuna
lifted her skirt. A dildo shot from her vagina and hit Siren in the
head.
Sailor Aluminum Siren:
Ow...
Setsuna ran away.
Sailor
Aluminum Siren: Hey! 'Cum' back!
AluminumSiren250:
throws cookies at setsuna
SetsunaPluto666::starts to eat the
cookies
She ran and ran, then eventually slowed down and
caught her breath. She saw Haruka and mooned her.
Setsuna:
Hi, wanna kiss my ass?
A policeman
came up from behind her and slapped the cuffs on Setsuna.
Policeman:
You're under arrest for indecent exposure, young lady!
Aluminum
Siren coincidentaly passed by the prison later that day.
Setsuna:
Hey, Bitch!
She yelled from her
barred window.
Sailor Aluminum Siren:
You need a life!
She kept walking.
