Title: The Newlyweds
Author: Lennith
Rating: R! My imagination is evil and dirty. It's still a humor fic though!
Pairing: KazuRyu, RyuKazu
Disclaimer: I am not a genius; hence I did not create Scryed! The story and all characters belong to Bandai, Yosuke Kuroda, Yasunari Toda, the little green gods, Bill Gates, and whoever else contributed to their creation. Namely, not me!
Warnings: This fic is YAOI! If you don't know that term, I highly suggest you look it up before reading. Though if you're reading Scryed fanfiction, chances are you know perfectly well what yaoi is and you're looking for some man on man action. Well, rest assured, you've come to the right place. Unfortunately, most of my writing contains graphic lemons, which are to be posted on AFF. If the chapters seem clipped, it means I had to edit out a lemon, which will be happening a LOT from this chapter on. If you want to read the smut head over to "adultfan. aff story.php?no544184166" and throw in slashes where there are spaces, cause Ffnet eats slashes. Enjoy the ride!
A/N: Ohohoho, I am going to hell. gleeful Eloy Brightdreamer helped me decide the honeymoon destination and we plotted some sickeningly wonderful madness. Enjoy, my companions, enjoy.
ixi
Leaving on Jetplane.
"That's us."
Ryuhou got to his feet, smoothing the fabric of his sleek black suit hastily. Kazuma stopped gawking at the crowds of travelers and leapt to his feet as well.
"Boarding call for passengers of Air-O flight #1104. First class passengers for Air-O flight #1104," a sedate female voice repeated the announcement over the general din of the terminal.
"Do we get on now?" Kazuma asked as he struggled to collect the bags. While Ryuhou had traveled light with only a briefcase, Kazuma had stuffed a duffel and a small backpack to their natural limits with snacks, magazines, cds, batteries and games.
"Yes, we're in first class so we get to board first," Ryuhou explained, trying to calm Kazuma's high energy. The Lost-Ground native had understandably never had a proper trip on an airplane and was excited about his first experience.
"First class? Awesome! This is great," he laughed, so caught up in his glee that he gave Ryuhou a fairly showy kiss despite the crowded setting.
"Kazuma! Calm down!" Ryuhou reprimanded loudly. Kazuma's exuberance was beginning to annoy him. It didn't help that he hadn't eaten breakfast and was feeling queasy. It also didn't help that Kazuma had been good on his word and they'd both gone without sex. If Kazuma was going to start that sort of thing on the plane he wasn't sure what the hell he was going to do.
"Sorry! Hey, let's get on now, Ryuhou!"
Ryuhou's knees still felt a bit rubbery from the kiss and was still staring off into space.
Kazuma swallowed hard. Keeping his hands off of Ryuhou in an enclosed space for a few hours was not going to be much fun.
"Ryuhou!" He called again.
"Eh? Oh, yes, let's get on the plane," Ryuhou muttered quickly. Kazuma smirked and followed his lover obediently to the gate.
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"Kazuma, please stop bouncing like that," Ryuhou said wearily. "It's going to make me sick."
Kazuma stopped mid bounce. Ryuhou did look a little paler than usual, and rather tired. "Sorry," Kazuma said sincerely. "This is just a lot of fun. Why don't you get some rest." He lifted the armrest between their leather seats and helped Ryuhou into a slightly more comfortable position. Though he hated to shut out the sight of the sky and the sea so far below him, he closed the window shade so Ryuhou could rest easier.
Ryuhou smiled a little at his lover's behavior, but only said a polite thank you. He closed his eyes and drifted to sleep.
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A small bead of sweat trickled from Kazuma's forehead and continued to slide down his cheek. There. Was. No. Way. He. Could. Take. This. Anymore! In his sleep Ryuhou and leaned over to rest on his shoulder. Kazuma had been happy as a king, giving everyone on the plane a "That's right, this is MINE" grin. But then Ryuhou had started snuggling. And then he'd latched on to one of his legs. And now he was currently rubbing his hips against Kazuma's. It suddenly felt like it was 120 degrees in the airplane. Kazuma was sure he was going to do something that would most likely end in his arrest if this were to continue.
"Ryuhou! There's a cat on the WIIIIIIIIIIING!" Kazuma shrieked, shaking Ryuhou awake.
The man awoke with an obvious start. "Wh-What the… Kazuma?" Ryuhou looked confused and worried a moment.
"There's a cat on the wing, Ryuhou! LOOK!" Kazuma almost yelled, his voice sounding ridiculously tinny.
"Kazuma, just let me sleep," he grumbled. If this was how Kazuma was going to behave maybe they shouldn't have gone off on a vacation together.
"Ok, sorry," Kazuma said quickly and started bouncing again.
"Kazuma, I told you to stop bouncing!"
"But Ryuhou…"
"Stop it right now!"
Kazuma stopped, but ran his hand up Ryuhou's thigh.
"Kazu-"
"Ryuhou, let's go to the bathroom?"
Ryuhou stared at him. "The bathroom?" he repeated, making sure he was hearing this right.
"You were all over me in my sleep. If I hadn't woken you up both of us would have been in a very sticky situation. Pun intended."
Ryuhou blushed to his roots. He couldn't deny that he probably had been doing inappropriate things in his sleep.
"Ryuhou, please. Let's just go to the bathroom and get off?"
"Kazuma!" Ryuhou hadn't known this level of combined embarrassment and arousal was possible.
"Please? Just jerk me off, I don't care," Kazuma continued to plead.
"No! We're on an airplane full of people!"
"It's just the first class bathroom! Come on, we can join the mile high club!"
Ryuhou swallowed, his mouth suddenly dry. His stomach was rolling again, but so was his libido. He was starting to be swayed.
"Come on… I'm so horny right now and I've missed you so much. I'll never be able to sit still like this. After you'll feel better and you can sleep.
Ryuhou paused, then finally gave in. "Alright, come on. Let's go." He got to his feet, blushing like poppy. Kazuma allowed himself to pump his fist in victory once before happily following his lover.
The bathroom was larger than those in the coach class, but it was still a bit of a squeeze for them to both fit inside. Ryuhou, determined that if he was going to do this he would work quickly and thoroughly, maneuvered his way to sit on the toilet. He pulled Kazuma's hips to him eagerly and unzipped and unbuttoned his lover's pants.
Kazuma groaned under his breath, already anticipating what he'd been missing for too long.
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"Ryuhou, I think we're here," Kazuma said hesitantly. He got no reply.
"I said I was sorry, please." After the miscommunication in the bathroom, Ryuhou had refused to speak to him. Ryuhou had sucked him off, but apparently the act had resurrected his nausea. Kazuma had been so caught up in his hormones had started to jerk him off over the sink, had misinterpreted Ryuhou's protests and the great alter user had puked all over the bathroom mirror. To say the least Ryuhou was very angry and Kazuma felt lower than a bow-legged caterpillar. That was definitely not how their first romp as a married couple was supposed to go.
A woman's voice came over the intercom and asked for the first class passengers to exit the craft. Ryuhou finally stirred.
"See, I was telling the truth."
Ryuhou looked rather miserable. His eyes were bloodshot, his skin sallow and his hair a crow's nest. "I see," he said coolly.
"Ryuhou… I feel awful. I promise I'll make it up to you," Kazuma pleaded, taking Ryuhou's hand in his.
With a sigh, Ryuhou finally relented. "Ok, but it better be good," he said with the suggestive arch of a brow.
To this Kazuma smiled in a disturbingly pious manner. "I'm sure it will be."
Finally on better terms, the newlyweds exited the plane, had their luggage ferried by a cavalry of baggage personnel, and took off in a taxi through a bright neon city.
To be continued…ixi
A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh goodie, I am so going to hell. Not only did I write a mile high lemon, but also I made poor Ryuhou puke his guts out. Talk about miscommunication, eh? chortles evilly I know this is awful. I know this was sort of a freebie lemon. Next chapter is Honeymoon! Stay tuned! Agh, editing these lemons is painful! I feel like the poor readers are getting cheated over here on Ffnet! Thank you, Cheza-chan and Rayz for your reviews over here!
