"Lily, where's my…" Norma said as she walked into the room and saw Lily, Freddy and her enemy: Sara. "What is that bitch doing here?"

"She's not a bitch," Lily said. "She's my friend, Norma, unlike other people in this room."

"Hey!" Petunia said, taking offense not directed at her.

"Lily meant Norma, Petty, not you," Freddy said.

"Don't call me Petty!" Petunia said.

"Whatever, you're all just freaks," Norma said turning around.

"Nobody calls my sister a freak except me!" Petunia said getting up.

"And Vernon," Lily reminded her.

"Nobody calls my sister a freak except Vernon and me!" Petunia said. She used to tower over Norma and could scare her senseless. But new Norma was not afraid of anything, or doing anything. Petunia was still tall, but with Norma's heels, she could not longer tower.

"I wasn't just talking about your sister," Norma said calmly, "freak."

"Petty, sit down, she's not worth it," Sara said. "Petunia, sit down!" Petunia glared at Norma, but eventually sat down.

"I'm going to spend time with my boyfriend," Norma said walking out.

"Don't you mean Greg?" Sara mumbled to the rest of the group, who giggled on cue. Norma turned around. Nobody laughs at Norma Kadrow.

"What did you say, Mallot?" Norma challenged Sara.

"All I mean, Norma dearest," Sara said, accepting the challenge, "is that the only reason you go out with Arthur Weasly is so you can get close to Greg Gorgeous-Ass. Everybody knows it, so why don't you dump Arthur and go out with Greg already?"

"I have a simple answer to that, Sara dearest," Norma said, mocking Sara. "Fuck off, freak." Norma promptly left, not thinking –or caring- what trouble she had caused. She walked back down to the Dining Hall, where James was waiting eagerly for her…

Back in Lily's room everybody was standing still, either staring at Sara or staring at where Norma had just been. Finally, Sara turned around and said, "Is it weird that I miss her?"

"Not at all, she was a big part of our life," Lily said. "Eventually, she'll come around. Don't worry about it, Mallot." Lily smiled her warm smile that could make anybody warm up inside knowing it will be all right.

"Thanks, Potter," Mallot said jokingly. "Err, I mean Evans."

"Well, not to break this wonderful moment, " Petunia said. "But I still need to call home. Please tell me this freak place has a telephone of some sort."

"Uh…" Lily said, trying to think of the best way to break this to her sister.

"Not exactly," Freddy said. "But you could use Floo Powder, and go back home."

"Floo Powder? You mean…magic?" Petunia whispered.

"Petunia, you don't have to whisper that around here," Sara said. "Nobody will beat down on you for saying magic unless u are talking about Dark Magic and Voldemort." Nobody but Freddy in the room flinched. Lily saw no fear in saying a name and Petunia simply didn't know who Voldemort was.

"Doesn't matter, I don't want to go home," Petunia said crossing her arms like a child on a verge of a temper tantrum. "Nobody loves me at home, certainly not your brother." Petunia gave Freddy the evil eye, as if Vernon's lack of affection was his fault.

"Petunia, does mum even know where you are?" Lily asked sitting down nest to her sister.

"Not…not exactly," Petunia admitted.

"Petunia!" Lily sighed frustrated. "Mum will be worried sick!"

"Yeah, but Vernon won't be," Petunia said, giving Freddy the evil eye again. "Don't get involved with this boy, Lily, he'll only bring heartache like his brother!"

"Freddy and I aren't together, I'm with James," Lily said, thinking of sweet, loyal James. "Freddy and I are just good pals. You know, friends." Lily smiled at Freddy, and Freddy forced a smile for a second, and then looked down at his shoes.

Speaking of sweet, loyal James Potter, where was he? He was standing in a corridor near the Dining Hall with Norma Kadrow playing a special kind of hockey that can be played with only two people. Eventually, Norma stopped James and looked up into his sexy green eyes and smiled. "Bye, darling," she said simply and started to leave making him want more.

"Don't leave," James said, holding her hand and pulling her back.

"Well…if you insist," Norma said, beginning another round of tonsil hockey. The pair searched each other's mouth for happiness and love. Though they didn't find happiness or love, they found quite a bit of lust. As James's hand reach down Norma's back, hoping for more, Norma stepped away. "That's all for today," Norma tried to say sultry, but instead it came out as the little nervous girl who didn't like fights she used to be. What was happening? She and James did this all the time, who cared if he grabbed her ass? Wasn't that what she was there for? To fill in the blanks Lily couldn't?

"What's wrong, my sex goddess?" James asked. Please, like he had ever had sex. Sure, he was the infamous James Potter, but everyone knew when one of The Marauders had sex, it was just known. James Potter had not had sex.

"I'm not your sex goddess, pig!" Norma's old self seemed to say. Norma covered her mouth quickly. "No, James, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that."

"Don't you want to be together?" James asked, wrapping his arms around Norma's waist.

"Yes, but you're still with Lily, aren't you?" Norma challenged James without pulling away.

"Maybe I won't be soon," James said smiling slyly. Norma's eye's lit up. "But then again, you are with Arthur Weasly…"

"Well, maybe I won't be soon," Norma said, smiling just as slyly as James had. They smiled again and started making out again. This time, however, when James went for something more, nothing stopped him.

Suddenly, a voice said, "Who's down there?" and the couple peeled about. "Wait, oh for goodness sake, lumos!" The voice said. Once there was light, James and Norma could tell it was one of the Gryffindor prefects, Olivia.

"Hello, Olivia," Norma said. "I heard there was going to be a big explosion in the Charms corridor. Why don't you go down there and check it out?"

"What are you doing with James, Norma?" Olivia asked nervously.

"I said, why don't you go to the Charms corridor, Olivia?" Norma repeated. Norma had a way of intimidating people into doing what she wanted. Olivia started to walk away when Norma called after her. "Oh, and Olivia?" Norma said.

"Yes?" Olivia said as she turned around.

"This never happened," Norma said so darkly, even James was a bit scared. Scared, true, but also extremely turned on. Olivia walked away and Norma came back to James. "Now, where were we before we were so rudely interrupted?"

"I think we were right…" James said as he hand slid down Norma's back. He grabbed her ass and said, "Here." Norma chuckled and kissed the fool. 'Lily does not deserve or appreciate James,' Norma thought. 'He is so better off with me.'

(Thanks for your reviews! When is Petunia going home? Will Lily find out what James is doing? Will James dump her before she finds out? Is Freddy 'just a friend' or could he be more? Please Review!)