Makoto
walked to Crown Arcade to let out all of her frustration for the day.
She wished she could have brought that pie she made for Motoki.
Makoto:
Actually, I had completely forgotten about that darn pie! But come to
think of it... Waahhh!
She felt
depressed. Makoto took out her silver coin and put it in the machine
to play a Sailor V video game.
Makoto:
Let's kick!
Motoki was behind the
counter cleaning. He spotted Makoto playing Sailor V with his
sapphire eyes. He smiled.
Motoki:
Hey, Makoto.
He noticed Makoto wasn't
paying attention to him.
Makoto: Die,
die, die! You toilet!
She slammed her
fist at the game because she lost so quickly.
Makoto:
Hi, Motoki-san. How are you?
She
didn't feel like flirting much at the time since Michiru had just
tragically died.
Motoki: Toilet?
He
raised his eyebrow, wondering what was going on with Makoto.
Motoki:
Makoto, where's all your friends?
He
glanced around the room, seeing not one of them.
Makoto:
Don't ask.
She sighed noticing she
was all alone.
Makoto: Michiru-san's
place, I guess.
Motoki:
Doing what?
Makoto:
Don't know, don't care. I'm going to go.
She
said, abruptly.
Makoto: See
ya.
Motoki:
Bye?
He went back sweeping and
cleaning while listening to Sailor V music. Makoto raced to Michiru's
house as fast as she could. She busted through the front door,
yelling,
Makoto: SOMEONE TELL ME!
Super
Stars title music & title screen
Sailor
Moon Super Stars
Friendships & Relationships Go to
Hell!
Michiru the Murderer
(Part
02)
Back
in the backyard, Minako and Michiru still stood around.
Michiru:
I'm bored, Minako. Let's
do something amusing.
She said,
hinting excessively.
Minako: Well,
Michiru-san, do you like Haruka-san or Rei-chan better?
Michiru:
They were both the same.
Minako:
Or me! Haha! What about me?
Michiru:
I haven't tried you out though...
Minako:
You'll have to try me later.
Michiru:
Yes, I will, won't I?
Minako
giggled.
Minako: Probably
tomorrow.
Michiru looked at her
oddly.
Minako: Or today. Anything you
like.
Michiru pulled out a pack of
cigarettes.
Minako: Or now.
Michiru:
Get off my back! I just had sex with Rei! I need time to
recover.
Back at Setsuna's house, a large time tunnel opened and Sailor Pluto stepped out. She de-transformed and went into her bedroom for a well deserved nap.
Michiru thought to herself as she opened the package of
cigarettes. "Wow, I haven't tried Makoto, Minako, or
Setsuna..."
Minako: But Hotaru
healed you so you should be ready to go again.
Michiru:
Says you. I'm pooped.
She said,
lighting her cigarette.
Minako: I am
the goddess of love!
Michiru blew
smoke in Minako's face.
Setsuna woke up.
Setsuna:
I guess I really wasn't tired!
She
went into her garage and got on her motorcycle, then rode it into
town.
Minako: Oh well, maybe
tomorrow then.
Michiru:
Yeah. Sounds like a plan lil' man.
Minako:
I'm a girl...
Makoto came out into
the backyard.
Makoto: Holy crow!
Michiru-san's alive!
Michiru:
Yep.
Makoto:
Michiru-san, what's going on?
Michiru:
SEX, SEX, and more SEX!
Setsuna,
who just happened to be passing Michiru's house, heard that loud
comment and screamed at it's obscenity.
Setsuna:
AHHHHHHH!
Then her motorcycle
zoomed passed.
Makoto lifted up her skirt, showing everyone
that she was wearing a safety metal thong.
Makoto:
I'm going to be a virgin!
Michiru:
How boring!
Minako: You might be the
princess of love!
Michiru and Makoto
turned to Minako.
Michiru &
Makoto: What are you talking about!
Setsuna
kept going full speed ahead, and drove her motorcycle over a
cat.
Setsuna: Serves you right!
And
the world goes on...
Haruka's loud Ferrari pulled into the
driveway and the girls ran to the front yard.
Makoto:
Hi, Haruka-san.
Minako:
Hi, Haruka-san.
Haruka:
Yo!
Michiru ran to Haruka and they
embraced tightly.
Michiru: Oh, I've
missed you!
Haruka:
Tee hee hee!
Minako:
Probably not tomorrow.
Michiru: And
I've been very loyal to daddy!
She
said, again, hinting excessively.
Haruka:
What?
Michiru:
You know what I'm talking about!
Haruka:
No... I don't.
Setsuna stopped her motorcycle at an ice cream shop.
Makoto:
Haruka-san! Michiru-san is a Sex Addictor!
She
grabbed Haruka's arm.
Makoto: A
naughty girl!
Michiru:
Am not!
Makoto:
Am too!
Haruka:
Makoto?
Makoto:
Yes, Haruka-san?
Haruka:
What's... going on?
She asked,
puzzled.
Minako: Are any of you old
beans from England?
Makoto, Michiru,
and Haruka exchanged looks.
Makoto,
Michiru, Haruka: No...
Minako: Good,
well neither am I.
They
blinked.
Minako: Most people think
I'm from England, but I'm not.
Minako
then looked at her watch.
Minako: I
have to go now.
She glanced up at
Michiru.
Minako: See you tomorrow,
Michiru-san.
And she winked, then
turned and began walking to the ice cream shop.
Makoto:
See!
She yelled, clinging to Haruka's
left arm.
Makoto: See! Minako-chan
just winked!
Haruka looked at
Makoto, then to Michiru, who was wearing a nervous
expression.
Makoto: Everyone is
dating!
Haruka:
Huh!
Makoto began crying.
Haruka:
Kitto...
Michiru:
Don't listen to her! I was very loyal to you, my good man.
Setsuna
had parked her motorcycle out in front of the ice cream shop and went
inside to order.
Setsuna: I want a...
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM with WHIPPED CREAM AND RAINBOW
SPRINKLES!
Haruka:
Excuse ME!
Makoto crossed her
arms.
Makoto: Loyal my ass!
Michiru:
Don't believe her. She's just jealous of us.
Haruka:
Makoto, tell me what she been doin'.
Setsuna: My favorite ice cream!
Haruka:
She better not been playin' me.
Haruka
turned to Michiru.
Haruka: That's my
game.
Just then, Minako walked
into the ice cream shop.
Setsuna:
Wanna join me?
Minako:
Yes!
She ran over to the counter and
sat next to Setsuna.
Minako: What's
up, sistah!
Haruka:
Michi, be quiet so I can hear what Makoto has to say.
Michiru:
No way! I can't believe you're taking her side! Didn't you see the
way she was looking at you in that S episode with the evil
scarf!
Completely ignoring Michiru,
Makoto began telling on her.
Makoto:
Well, having sex with Rei-chan, for starters...
Michiru:
Makoto wants your ass in bed!
Makoto
gasped.
Makoto: WHAT episode was
that!
Haruka:
Oh, I do not believe this!
She said,
pushing her hair back away from her face.
Minako:
Do you have a thermos?
Setsuna:
At home... Why?
Minako:
Aren't they weird?
Setsuna:
How so?
Minako:
Well, how do they know when to keep something hot and when to keep
something cold?
Setsuna:
What do you mean?
Minako:
Like, why don't they make hot coffee cold? Or cold water
hot?
Setsuna:
It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.
Minako:
Yeah, but why? I mean, how does it do that?
Setsuna:
Umm... Err... Uhh... Don't ask such confusing questions!
Makoto:
I just had to tell you! I didn't want Michiru-san to hurt
you!
Michiru:
Get out of my house, Bitch!
Makoto:
Please believe me, Haruka-san! I'm innocent!
Haruka:
I can't believe anything anymore!
Suddenly,
Michiru dashed into the kitchen, picked up the phone, and dialed
991.
Haruka: What the fuck!
Makoto:
I'm sorry I told you the truth.
She
said, hugging Haruka. Michiru came back into the living room,
grinning.
Michiru: Did you see that!
Makoto just called 991 on our phone! Beat her up!
Makoto:
AHHHHH!
Haruka:
I thought was you..?
Michiru:
No, it was her!
Haruka held Makoto
out in front of her.
Haruka: Did you
just call 991!
Makoto:
No!
Haruka:
Don't lie to me!
Michiru
smiled.
Michiru: Give her what's
commin' to her!
Makoto:
Are you blind! Did you not just see Michiru-san call!
Haruka:
Well, if you did, I just wanted to tell you that you dialed the wrong
number.
Michiru:
What!
She looked over at
Michiru.
Haruka: Yeah. It's '911',
not '991'.
Michiru:
Shit!
Setsuna ate her ice cream,
elegantly getting it all over her face and dripping it all over her
outfit. She then looked out the large window at her motorcycle. Above
it, was a sign that read, 'No Standing'.
Setsuna:
Ha! Who the hell is gonna care about my cycle!
She
continued eating.
Haruka: Michi,
you be playin' me!
Michiru:
I be not!
Setsuna looked outside
again as she wolfed down her sundae and saw the cops starting to tow
her cycle.
Setsuna: Hey, wait!
She
yelled, running after with a bowl of ice cream in her hand.
Setsuna:
PLUTO PLANET POWER, MAKE UP!
Michiru:
I love you, Haruka.
Haruka:
You know what!
Makoto:
Who, me?
Haruka:
I can't take anymore of your Bullshit!
Michiru:
I love you, Haruka!
She shouted,
throwing herself at Haruka.
Haruka:
Oh, really?
Michiru: Let's go
upstairs.
Haruka:
You love me?
Michiru nodded.
Michiru:
Yes.
Haruka:
IS THAT WHY YOU GO AND SLEEP WITH WHOEVER HAS A HOLE!
Sailor
Pluto: DEADO SCREAM!
Sailor Pluto
shot the police car and it blew up, killing all the passengers
inside.
Makoto began to freak out.
Makoto:
You love Haruka-san even though you cheated!
Once
again, ignoring Makoto, Michiru began seducing Haruka.
Michiru:
I have a surprise for you...
Haruka:
A surprise?
After unhooking her
motorcycle from what was left of the police car, Sailor Pluto wrapped
her arms around it, happily yelling,
Sailor
Pluto: Yay! My precious cycle, I'll never let you otta my sight
again!
