Hey, everyone! Suzonica's here with a new (and our first) fic! Now, just to warn you, it was around 2 in the morning when we wrote this and we were sugar-high, and so by that point, our brain cells were pretty much non-existent.

We would also like to apologize to any hardcore "Hamtaro" fans who may be reading this. We love "Hamtaro" and we did not write this fic with the intent of insulting any of the characters, so please do not take offence to what we write.

Disclaimer: Can't forget this! Suzonica does not own "Hamtaro" or any of the characters associated with the anime, nor are we making any money off of this fic. We are just two poor white girls who are bored, clinically insane, and have way too much time on our hands... >.>

And so, on to the fic!


"The Unthinkable"


"Laura, dinner's ready!"

Hearing this, Laura quickly ran downstairs, shrugging off her observation of how deep her mother's voice sounded.

While eating, she noticed the lack of usual chit-chat circulating across the kitchen table. She looked up from her dinner plate to gaze upon her "creators" and acknowledged the solemn look etched upon their features.

"Doushite?" Laura inquired, genuinely concerned of her parents' grave state.

One timid glance was shared between the two in question before her father spoke up.

"Laura, you're growing up to be a bright and responsible young woman and I think it's time you knew the truth."

Laura looked between the two in utter confusion.

"...The...'truth'?"

Her mother nodded and gently went to hold her husband's hand, most likely seeking support from that one simple gesture.

"Your mother," her father began, "is a man."

Laura's facial features remained neautral as her innocent, 5th-grade mind took the time to process this information. Her naviete would not allow her to comprehend an issue of this proportion.

"Wh-what!" Was all she could manage, once his words had finally sunk in.

"It's true," her mother spoke in that same low, raspy voice, "I met your father 10 years ago, fell in love, and had a sex change done."

Laura shook her head, in denial.

"No! This can't be right! If you're a man, then how was I brought into this world?"

"We adopted you." Answered her father, quite bluntly.

"Blasphemy! This can't be true! I can't believe this! I won't believe this! I hate you!" At this point, Laura had been reduced to tears and could not trust her self to speak for fear that her voice would waver. Instead of showing her rage and utter hatred with words, she stood quickly from her chair, knocking it to the ground, and ran through the front door, out into the night.

This was all too overwhelming for Laura's mother/father, as he/she too began to sob into her, or rather his, husband's chest.

Forest ran soothing circles along his wife's/husband's back in an attempt to cease his/her tears.

"Don't worry, Stewart; it's only thosedamned hormones. She'll be back...I hope."


Ok, everyone! How was that for our first fic? Review and tell us how much you either loved or hated it. Flames are accepted as well, though they will, more often than not, remain unacknowledged. Thank you for reading our fic!

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Suzonica