James rubbed his nose, put the Invisibility Cloak back on and walked away from Lily's room. 'What in Merlin's beard is wrong with her?' James thought, even though he knew perfectly well he was what in Merlin's beard was wrong with her. He shrugged it off and kept walking slowly down the corridor to where he was meeting Norma.
Once he got the deserted classroom, he took off his Cloak. He looked around in the dark, but he couldn't find Norma. He walked slowly to the usual spots, and whispered, "Norma? Norma?" Still, she wasn't there. James walked out and checked the number on the door, 341. He knew it was right, but he tried the classroom next door, just in case. He walked in and her heard muffled sounds. He smiled, knowing Norma was in here.
He began walking over to where the sounds were coming from when James heard an unwelcome sound. It was Norma's voice saying, "Oh, I love you, Greg." James stopped in his tracks. Gregory? As in Arthur's best friend Greg? As in Gregory Gorgeous Ass, as everyone called him? Norma just said I love you to Greg?
"Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt," James said loudly. "But I would very much like to know what the fuck is going on here! Lumos!" The light from his wand was all he needed to know that fuck was exactly what was going on here.
"James, back up," Norma said in the same voice she had used with Olivia. "Go out the door. You were not here. You didn't see this, because this never happened. Understand, Prat Prince?"
"Perfectly," James said and walked out.
"Oh, James?" Norma said. "I will expect you on Thursdays next door, though."
"You've got to be kidding me," James chuckled and slammed the door shut. He put on his Invisibility Cloak and ran to Lily's room. He knocked impatiently. "C'mon, Lily, this is your big chance." James thought.
"Who is it?" Lily asked through the door.
"It's…Sirius," James said. Since he had been Sirius' friend for so long, he could mock his voice perfectly.
"Come on in, Sirius. I need a few laughs right now," Lily said. James took off the Cloak and walked in. "You have no idea what James just did," Lily said, and turned around. Her smiling golden face disappeared. A cold frown took its place. "What do you want, Potter?" Lily asked.
"I have a way you can catch Norma and get her suspended, expelled even," James said. "You just have to trust me."
"Why should I?" Lily asked. "And why do you want to get Norma expelled?"
"Let's just say she's not a great friend," James said.
"You're telling me," Lily retorted. "But that still doesn't answer why I should."
"Maybe because I love you?" James said. "I don't know, but come on, and get your camera, not the Muggle one!" James grabbed Lily by the arm and brought her to room 340.
"James, I would greatly appreciate it if you let go of my arm!" Lily said. "Please, I'm not a little kid! Tell me where I'm going."
"Room 340, come on, and hurry up!" James said.
"I could run faster if you weren't cutting off the circulation to my right arm!" Lily said and James let go of her arm. They ran down the corridors and to Room 340.
"I just hope Norma's ready for her close-up," James said smiling wickedly. Lily got her camera ready and James swung the door open to find Norma giving Greg a tutoring lesson.
"This is how Norma's going to get expelled?" Lily shrieked. "I feel like an idiot following you down here, James Potter! Don't you ever do something like this again, do you hear me? EVER!" Lily started to walk away.
"No, Lily, this wasn't what was here before," James said, "I promise, I…" But before James could finish, Lily slapped him in the face.
"Stuff your promises up your ass where they belong!" Lily said and ran away with her tears.
"How did you know we were coming?" James asked. Norma picked up the Marauders Map and smiled.
"This thing is very useful, James, thank you for letting me keep it," Norma said smiling her most evil and sexy smile. It didn't work on James anymore, though.
"You take my girlfriend away," James said approaching her, "You take my dignity away, but you will not take my map away!" James snatched the map and walked out of the room slamming the door for the second time that night. He looks down at it to try and find where Lily was. It said she was in his room with Sirius. James put away the map and ran to his room.
"I just don't understand why James wants to humiliate me so much," Lily was saying to Sirius when James got to his room. He stood outside the door and listened. "I mean, do you remember when he came into the common room with the red head earlier this year? Or the time he walked in on Sara, Norma and I picking names for my children, and he got really mad? Now this? I can't believe him. I really can't believe him. Norma was giving Tutoring lessons! How could she get expelled for that?"
"Are you sure she was only giving tutoring lessons?" Sirius asked.
"What are you suggesting?" Lily asked.
"Maybe she was tutoring…" Sirius said. "Sex Ed."
"Are you kidding me?" Lily all but screamed. "This is Norma we're talking about. I know she's changed and I know she dresses like she's not a virgin, but you have no idea how strict she is that she will not have sex before her wedding night."
"Not even with Gregory Gorgeous Ass?" Sirius asked raising his eyebrows suggestively.
"No, not even with Gregory Gorgeous Ass," Lily said confidently.
"You can say that all you wish, but it isn't true," Sirius said. "I saw it on the Marauders Map."
"No way! No, I still don't believe it!" Lily was saying (but not truly believing) as James thought, 'He didn't see it on the map; Norma had the map .Is Sirius being- nice? Willingly? For me?'
(Thanks for your reviews! Sorry it's been a while; I had a huge paper and a lot of tests! AHHH! But they are over- for now. Will Lily confront Norma on her new knowledge? Please Review!)
