It
was 1:24 on a Saturday afternoon. In her apartment, Unazuki was
checking herself out in the full length mirror in her bathroom. She
had just finished taking a shower and had a fluffy white towel
wrapped around her body. She stood in all different poses.
Unazuki:
Work it! You go girl! Hayl yeah!
She
winked and blew a kiss at her reflection.
Unazuki:
You'll get a million guys swarming you with these looks!
She
said, reassuring her ego. Just then, the glass fogged up and a dark
shadowy figure appeared in the mirror.
Unazuki:
Huh?
She turned around and didn't see
anyone else in the room. The unknown entity's reflection stood behind
hers. A deep maniacal laugh echoed throughout the room. Unazuki
screamed.
Super
S title screen and title music
Sailor
Moon Super S
Queen Nehelinia Returns... Again!
Mirrors That
Follow People and Rape Them!
(Part
01)
As
three girls walked home from recent mall trolling, they talked about
love, previous boyfriends and ice cream flavours.
Makoto:
Wow, Ami-chan, there's really a teacher in your school named Mr.
Vanilla?
Ami nodded.
Usagi:
Is he married to Mrs. Chocolate?
Ami
and Makoto laughed at Usagi. As they passed Unazuki's apartment
complex, they noticed an ambulance waiting out in front.
Makoto:
Hey, what's going on over there?
Usagi:
Maybe Unazuki's in trouble!
Ami:
Ahem. Usagi-chan, are you aware that out of all the people living in
this complex, the odds of Unazuki-chan being the one hurt is a
sextillion to one?
Usagi looked at
Ami blankly.
Usagi: Sex..?
She
shook it off and got back to the point.
Usagi:
I don't care! I have to go make sure!
She
ran off across the street and over to the ambulance. Ami sighed and
she and Makoto followed. Just as they got there, two men came out of
the complex wheeling Unazuki out on a stretcher. Usagi's eyes widened
and she inhaled deeply.
Makoto:
Everyone plug your ears!
Usagi:
UNAZUKI-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Everybody
removed their fingers from their ears.
Ami:
The odds of me being wrong about something is even more shocking. A
zillion gabillion trazillion to one.
Medic
1: We got a call in from the neighbor who heard the scream.
Makoto:
What happened? Will she be all right?
Medic
1: Not sure yet. She's really cut up and she lost a lot of blood.
She's barely breathing.
Medic
2: Weird though... It's just like all the others.
Makoto:
Others? What do you mean?
Medic
1: We've had six other cases just like this all week.
Medic
2: Hard to say what did this and how. Most of the victims went into
comas after - two even died.
Ami: The
odds seem against her... I'll figure it out.
She
took out her mini computer again and began typing away at it. The two
medics opened the ambulance's back doors. They lifted the stretcher
up and slid her inside, then shut the doors tight. One walked away
and got into the driver's side of the vehicle.
Medic
2: We're taking her to the Juban Medical Center. You can come visit
her later if you'd like.
Usagi wiped
her tears away and aimlessly wandered over to the complex entrance.
She leaned up against the wall of the complex, deep in thought.
Makoto thanked the medic and joined Usagi. The second medic got into
the ambulance while Ami stood, continuing calculating the odds of
Unazuki living or dying from this occurrence. The siren blared and
the vehicle backed up - right over Ami, then sped off.
Meanwhile,
on the other side of town,
Naru:
AAAAAAAAAAHH!
Minako jumped up
from the park bench. She heard another scream and ran toward
it.
Naru: AAAAAAAAAAHH!
Minako
jetted past an alley, but backed up when she realized what she saw
out of the corner of her eye. Minako stood at the entrance of a dimly
lit alley. Naru lay sprawled out on the ground inside. Her clothes
were all cut up and a small puddle of blood formed beneath her.
Artemis hopped down from Minako's shoulder and ran over to Naru. He
sniffed Naru, then turned to Minako with a concerned, serious look on
his face.
Artemis: Meowww.
He
sat down beside Naru and began licking his paws. Minako rolled her
eyes. As she did so, she noticed something moving around in the
further darkness of the alley. Suddenly, the deep maniacal laughter
started up and taunted Minako.
Minako:
Hold it!
She yelled, chasing after.
As she pursued further into the alley, the light seemed to diminish,
little by little. Minako had no idea who or what she was chasing, but
she was sure whatever it was, it was the cause of all the mysterious
happenings lately. And she was positive she could put a stop to
it.
Minako: Maybe if I transform, I'd
have a better advantage.
She stopped
short and whipped out her henshin rod, throwing her hand into the
air.
Minako: VENUS CRYSTAL POWER,
MAKE UP!
A ring of golden leaves in
the shape of a heart crystallized inside a small orange tinted ball
shot up and swung around her arm, landing atop the henshin rod. A
shimmering ring of yellow stars in what looked like a strip of clear
orange ribbon wrapped around her outlined figure as she twirled and
batted her lashes. She made a final pose and band the twisted about
her, then exploded in a burst of light, revealing her true form as
Super Sailor Venus. Her orange mini blew in the slight wind as well
as her long blonde hair, and a red bow promptly placed at the top of
her head.
Super Sailor Venus: Let's
go!
She shouted, as she quickly
advanced on the fiend. They finally reached a dead end to the alley.
The malignant convict froze. It stood in a shadowed corner, so not to
reveal itself.
Voice: And what do you
plan on accomplishing?
Super
Sailor Venus: I'm here to put a stop to you and your evil ways!
The
grim voiced owner moved forward into what little light there was.
Venus gasped.
Super Sailor Venus:
It's you!
She said in shock.
Super
Sailor Venus: But how!
Opposite
Venus, a large full scale mirror floated just inches from the ground;
It's sinister reflector looking back at her with glowing yellow eyes.
She cackled and advanced closer.
Nehelinia:
You and your pathetic friends put me away twice before, but this time
it's different!
She
grinned.
Nehelinia: I've begun with a
head start this time.
Minako:
What!
Nehelinia:
That's right! I know what you did last summer!
Super
Sailor Venus: AAAAAAAHH!
Nehelinia
laughed.
Nehelinia: Actually, I'm
just kidding. Your Earth movies are quite entertaining...
Super
Sailor Venus: Oh... You scared me for a minute...
Nehelinia:
Did I? Maybe you did something you ought not have last summer?
Venus
blushed and twiddled her thumbs.
Super
Sailor Venus: Well, you know, me and this guy, Motoki, went down to
the beach in his car and when he exploded, man did he explode. So I
went into the glove compartment to get a napkin, I found this
vibrator and a list of guy's names.
Nehelinia
yawned.
Super Sailor Venus: So I
turned to him and I was like, "What are these doing in here?"
And you'd never believe the excuse he gave me. He said, "I
though- Hey! Wait a minute! Why am I telling you all
this!
Nehelinia:
God only knows...
Super
Sailor Venus: Anyway... It's time to die, Bitch!
She
said, raising her arm into the air.
Nehelinia:
Wait, wait, wait! I haven't even told you my plan of revenge
yet!
Super
Sailor Venus: I don't have the time! I have volleyball practice in 20
minutes!
Nehelinia:
Blonde airhead...
Super
Sailor Venus: That's it! You're going down!
She
raised her arm back into the air above her head and twisted it about.
A chain of linked golden hearts surrounded her body. She flung her
arm forward at Nehelinia's mirror and sent the chain flying as she
shouted,
Super Sailor Venus: VENUS
LOVE ME CHAIN!
It shot right at her
and impacted on the surface of the mirror. Nehelinia shielded
herself, but the mirror shattered into millions of pieces and dropped
to the ground.
Super Sailor Venus:
Just try and beat that conclusion, Sailor Moon!
She
said to herself in an uplifting way. Her watch beeped and she looked
at the time.
Super Sailor Venus: Two
forty-five! Holy crap, I'm gonna be late!
She
de-transformed and stuck her henshin rod into her pocket, then ran
off to volleyball practice. As Minako's footsteps echoed down the
long corridor, the remains of Nehelinia's mirror shook and
jolted.
Nehelinia: If she thinks she
can defeat me that easily, she's highly mistaken.
A
shine came upon each shard and her dark entity rose from each one,
forming into a sinisterly demonic looking phantom. She cackled and
the amorphous specter split, spreading out all over town and coupling
with any and all mirrors it could find.
Minako met Artemis halfway out of the alley. She bent down and he jumped back onto her shoulder. When they reached the exit, a crowd of people and an ambulance waited nearby. The same two medics placed Naru into the vehicle and drove off. Minako let out a sigh of relief, feeling the danger was finally over.
Back at the Juban Medical Center,
Usagi and Makoto stayed at Unazuki's side while she slept. Unazuki
was in a propped up bed in a small hospital room. An oxygen mask was
fitted onto her face and the heart monitor beeped every odd second.
Usagi held Unazuki's hand as Motoki paced the room, running his hand
through his straw blonde hair and sighing.
Makoto:
Usagi-chan,
She said, softly,
Makoto:
Why don't you go for a little walk. Go get something to eat. You
haven't eaten all day.
Usagi picked
her head up. Tears filled her eyes. She sniffled and wiped them
away.
Usagi: Okay...
She
slowly got up and lagged all the way out of the room. Makoto watched
her leave with concern in her heart. Finally, Motoki spoke.
Motoki:
What's going on here? I mean, what could've happened to her?
Makoto:
Don't worry, Motoki-san. I'm sure she'll be all right. She just needs
a little time to recove-
Motoki:
No.
He turned to her and Makoto saw
the worry in his eyes.
Motoki: What
if she winds up like the two that didn't make it?
Makoto:
But you can't think like that.
He sat
down in a nearby chair, sighing.
Motoki:
I know, I know. But I just worry, you know? All we have is each other
now. If I lose her because I wasn't there to protect her-
He
stopped himself.
Motoki: I... I just
don't know if I could live with it.
Makoto:
You can't blame yourself!
He looked
at her again and saw she had tears in her eyes. Motoki caught
something out of the corner of his eye and looked above Makoto's
head. Rei stood in the doorway. Makoto turned around.
Rei:
Hey guys.
She said, softly, coming
into the room. Makoto stood up and they hugged. Then she went over
and hugged Motoki.
Rei: I'm really
sorry about Unazuki-chan... Have you found out how it
happened?
Motoki:
Still don't know.
Rei:
I see...
Makoto sat back down and
Motoki went over to the other side of the window and gazed out the
window into the sunset. Rei moved near Unazuki and put her palm on
her forehead.
Rei: How's she
doing?
Makoto:
The doctors say she's better than when she arrived.
Rei:
Good.
Usagi came back into the room
and quietly went over. She laid her hand on Rei's shoulder.
Usagi:
Reeeiii-chaaan.
She said, in a
deathly creepy way. Rei screamed and jumped, flinging her water
bottle into the air.
Rei:
WUAAA!
Water spilled from the
bottle and splashed all over the heart monitor Unazuki was hooked up
to. The empty bottle came down hard and hit Unazuki's face, then
bounced off, dropping to the floor.
Rei:
Oh, no!
Makoto shot up from her seat.
Sparks began flying from the monitor and a small flame sprouted from
the top.
Makoto: I'll get the
doctor!
Motoki held Unazuki's head
up, calling her name.
Usagi: Now
who's the klutz?
She teased. Rei
stood speechless. Motoki gave them both the evil eye.
Rei:
It was an accident!
She yelled,
slamming her fist down on the bed's remote. Unazuki's bed shot
upward, then tilted down, then flung her out of the bed and through
the window.
Rei: YAAAAAAA!
Motoki:
AAAAAHH!
Usagi cupped her hands
over her mouth to keep from laughing. Motoki turned to Rei.
Motoki:
We're twenty-four stories up!
Usagi:
Oh, then there's no way she'll live.
She
said, waving her hand around. Rei laughed nervously, backing slowly
out of the room.
Usagi: Rei-chan,
where are you going?
Rei:
Err... Uhh... I gotta go!
Then she
ran out. Motoki leaned out the window. He saw Unazuki falling at a
steady speed. She was just about to smash onto the pavement when
suddenly, she seemed to freeze in mid air. Something or someone
swiftly jumped in and caught her, then disappeared just as quickly as
they had come. Motoki saw this and ran out of the room and into an
elevator.
Usagi: I'll call the dead
people department!
She yelled to him,
picking up the phone.
Outside the hospital, Michiru and Haruka
were knelt down on the grass. Setsuna stood behind them. Unazuki was
in Haruka's arms.
Haruka: She's a
cute girl.
Michiru:
Yeah, and so am I. So don't go getting any ideas about cheating on
me, okay?
Haruka chuckled. Motoki
bursted through the hospital doors and saw his sister in the blonde
person's arms. He couldn't tell if it was a man or woman, but ran
over anyway.
Motoki: Unazuki-chan!
Unazuki-chan!
Setsuna:
She seems alright.
Haruka:
You look familiar. Where do I know you from?
Motoki:
We met at the pharmacy a few weeks ago when I went to buy
condoms.
Haruka:
Oh, yeah. Is this your girlfriend?
Motoki:
My sister.
Michiru:
You're fucking your sister!
Motoki:
NO!
Setsuna:
We should get her back inside.
Haruka:
Setsuna - the fun spoiler.
She said,
sarcastically. Michiru rolled her eyes.
Michiru:
How surprising...
Setsuna:
You know what, you guys, just shut up!
Setsuna
then stomped off. Motoki picked up Unazuki from Haruka's arms and
carried her back inside the hospital. Haruka and Michiru went home to
have some sex. When Motoki got back to the room, the bed Unazuki had
been lying on was blanketed with roses. A priest was standing next to
it and Makoto was crying.
Usagi: I
called the morgue!
She yelled,
happily.
Motoki: Uhh... She's not
dead yet.
Usagi:
Well hurry up and make her be! I wasted five valuable minutes of my
life calling the morgue!
Motoki:
But, no one asked you to!
Usagi:
Fine! Be ungrateful!
Meanwhile,
in an apartment downtown,
Michiru:
Oh, oh, OH! Yes! Baby!
Haruka:
Faster?
Michiru:
OH, YES!
Haruka:
AARRGGHH!
I mean, in the
apartment one floor up,
Some Lady:
Who are you!
Nehelinia:
I am your executioner!
Some
Lady: Hey... I heard that in a movie once.
Nehelinia:
Yeah, I know. That's where I got it from.
The
lady backed away from her mirror, then ran out of the room. As she
passed a window in her hall, Nehelinia's reflection jumped out at her
and grabbed her neck. The woman broke free and fell to the ground,
injuring her ankle.
Some Lady: Oh! My
leg!
She crawled into the bathroom
and shut the door behind her. She locked the door and got up, leaning
against the sink. Suddenly, Nehelinia's reflection reappeared in
front of her - in the bathroom mirror. Nehelinia grinned. The woman
screamed. Nehelinia reached out beyond the glass and ripped open the
woman's blouse. Her boobs fell out and Nehelinia grabbed at them. As
the lady backed away from the mirror, it unhooked itself from the
fixture on the wall and levitated forward. The woman picked up a
glass candle holder and threw it at the mirror. Nehelinia screamed
and It shattered. Just as she was finally feeling safe, two pale arms
reached out of the full length mirror behind her and wrapped
themselves around her. Nehelinia's gown dropped to the floor and the
mirror began humping the woman, cracking and splitting as the bizarre
experience continued. The woman's screams echoed throughout the
building.
Michiru: Sounds like
trouble.
Haruka let out a heavy
sigh.
Haruka: What now!
She
shucked the blanket and got out of the bed.
Haruka:
Every fucking time we try to do this!
She
said, pacing the floor.
Haruka: It's
always something!
Michiru:
I know. It's a real shame.
Haruka:
I've never once gotten the chance to finish you off!
Michiru:
Duty calls.
She looked back at
Michiru.
Haruka: Screw duty!
Haruka
jumped back into the bed and continued making sweet love to Michiru.
End Part 1
Usagi:
GASP! That Nehelinia lady's back again! WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO!
Makoto:
Usagi-chan, calm down.
Minako:
You act like a total spaz!
Usagi:
You mean like Rei-chan in this episode?
Makoto:
Wow, she REALLY screwed up big time.
Rei:
ARGH! I MADE ONE TINY MISTAKE AND YOU'RE GOING TO HOLD IT AGAINST
ME!
Usagi:
Almost killing Unazuki-chan in "one little mistake?"
Rei:
USAGI-CHAN'S DITZ'ED UP PLENTY OF TIMES AND NO ONE EVER MADE A BIG
DEAL ABOUT IT!
Makoto:
YOU did.
Rei:
ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME LIVE MY
LIFE!
Minako:
Like, are you like, finished?
Rei:
No.
Usagi:
EEWW Haruka-san and Michiru-san are having SEX! EEWW!
Setsuna:
Have you noticed that us outer Senshi rarely ever get to speak in any
of these?
Usagi:
Sailor Moon says!
