Okay... so this is a story that we wrote together at a VERY conservative Christian camp. We were having seperation anxiety from Fanfiction. It was horrible! So, we decided to each write a sentence, and we would build up from there. It was lots of fun tho! We laughed a lot and every one looked at us like we were idiots!

Flames are very welcome! We should get used to fire, seeing as we will probubly wind up in hell for writing this when we should have been praying or something.

much lurviness! enjoy!

Pippin so clumsily falls into the jacuzzi after Merry pushes him into the bathroom for a
quicky. Now Pippin is wet, confused, and looking terribly smexy and Merry almost loses control.

Pippin is dripping wet and Merry is very turned on in...places. Merry growls and gets on all fours and prowls to the jacuzzi and slips in on top of Pippin, pinning him to the bottom of the tub with his...pelvic region. Pippin smirks at Merry and removes Merry's shirt.

Now Merry is a manly hobbit with lots of chest hairs, so Pippin straddles Merry and tangles his fingers in the hair. He purrs rather seductively. Pippin, however, is not covered with hair and is enjoying being straddled by Merry, who tends to ride him like a bucking bronco. He's furry like one, too. Pippin does a little grin and giggles like a schoolgirl. "This is going to be so much fun! Just don't tell Gandalf."

"My lips are sealed Pip," Merry says seriously.

"Why don't you seal them around something," Pippin asks, cocking one eyebrow and winking. Merry grins and slides down Pippin's now clothless body.

Merry slipped his arm around Pippin's neck and dragged the young sexy hobbit forward so that he could so as promised. Pippin was quite surprised when Merry, erm...snuck his tongue in there, too. He closed his eyes in ecstasy and made a noise that can only be found in the most primative actions. He felt like he was chaneling the manhood from all the years before him. The noise drove Merry crazy. All his dreams of madly ravishing Pippin like a camel with mono suddenly rushed back to him. He felt...DRIVEN.

That's really all we got around to at camp, where we were under watch as it is Christian, and so we declared this as chapter one. Should we continue? Let us know!