Star Wars version of the Llama song (from enjoy! Told by Anakin Skywalker!

Here's a Jedi
There's a Jedi
And another little Jedi
Fuzzy Jedi
Funny Jedi
Jedi Jedi
Blood

Jedi Jedi
Blaster Jedi
Lightsaber, ship and Yoda
Jedi
Jedi Jedi
Tastes of Jedi
Jedi Jedi
Blood

I was once a human

I lived in a hut
But I always liked to kill
Small creatures - I like guts

I was only ten years old
I am the dad of Luke
And now listen to my story
Whilst I go and puke

Did you ever see a JediKiss a Jedi on the Jedi
Jedi's Jedi
Tastes of Jedi
Jedi Jedi
Blood
Half a Jedi
Twice the Jedi
Not a Jedi
Jedi in a ship
Alarm a Jedi
Jedi Jedi
Blood

Is that how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lightsaber?
Yoda
Yoda
Bold
Now I must tell you, in the film
The guy who plays me sucks
Time for be to be evil
And become Darth Vader.