Still
Trapped In the English Dub!
Not
Sailor Scouts... GIRL SCOUTS!
The
alarm clicked on and began beeping redundantly. Amara reluctantly
opened her eyes and glanced over at the alarm clock.
Amara:
11:47...
She grumbled and turned over
to find that Michelle was no longer in bed beside her.
Amara:
What the hell... Michelle's never up this early...
She
Shucked the blanket and shut the alarm off, then headed toward
the bathroom. Amara opened the door and the first thing she saw was
Mina.
Amara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Mina:
LIKE, AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Amara:
AAAAAAAAAAHH!
Mina:
Like, don't you know how to like, knock!
Amara: Wudda ya mean! This is my
bathroom!
Mina:
None the less, you should have like, knocked!
Mina finished buttoning up her green vest.
Amara:
Why are you wearing that?
Amara asked
as she stared at Mina disgustidly
Mina:
It's my uniform. I totally haff to like, wear it.
She
fixated her green berret onto her hair.
Amara:
Uniform for what?
Mina:
If you must know, Raye, Trista, Serena, Michelle, and I have joined
the Girl Scouts! Isn't that like, sooo uber corny!
Amara:
...Okay, well, where's Michelle at?
Mina: Umm like, she ran out to get
some make up and pick up Serena and Raye.
Amara
laughed really loud. Just as Mina was about to slap Amara, Raye and
Michelle burst in through the bedroom door laughing. Raye gasped.
Raye: Amara! Err... Me and Michelle
didn't have an orgy, I swear!
Mina
slapped Raye and Amara laughed. Raye shit on the floor.
Michelle:
How many times do we have to tell you NOT to shit on the floor!
Mina slapped Michelle's ass.
Amara:
Someone's got a slapping problem...
Mina:
Like, got the make up, sistah?
Michelle
dug in her bra and pulled out some cosmetics.
Amara pulled
Michelle close and they frenched.
Amara:
EKK! HAVE YOU BEEN GIVING DARIEN HEAD!
Before Michelle could deny, Serena busted in.
Serena:
NO! BUT I HAVE!
Michelle frowned.
Michelle: You think my breath tastes
like testicles...
Then Raye frenched
Michelle.
Raye: It tastes wike
stwabewwies!
Mina finished applying
her make up and turned to the other girls and Amara.
Mina:
Ready, fellow girl scouts?
Michelle,
Raye, Mina, Serena: YAY!
Everyone
cheered, except Amara, who just farted and laughed.
Michelle:
Let's go sell some cookies!
Raye:
"Oh... We're selling COOKIES!
Serena: Uhh yea, Raye. What did you
think?
Raye:
I thought we were selling our BODIES!
Everyone
rolled their eyes and Amara burped. Suddenly, the doorbell started to
ring a million times a second. Michelle, Raye, Serena, and Mina all
ran to the door, pushing through eachother.
Amara:
STAMPEDE!
Amara chuckled. They all
fell when they reached the door.
All:
OOF!
Amara stepped over them and
opened the door.
Amara: Yo, Trista!
Sup sistah?
Trista:
TRISTA POWER!
She
transformed into her girl scout uniform in front of everyone.
Amara:
Woah, babe... You've got beautiful boobies!
Trista
giggled and blushed, then smashed her time key on Amara's head. Amara
died.
Michelle: I'm the girl
lezbian!
she shouted from under
Serena. Trista pulled out her car keys and pointed them at her new
green convertible. The four girls got up and danced to the car and
got in. Trista followed. She started the car and they drove off.
Trista: Keep an eye out for a good
place to set up our stand, you sexy mami's.
Trista
put the top up since the four girls almost fell out of the car on
many occasions during their hunt for a spot.
They clinged to the
windows, keeping their eyes peeled.
Serena:
THERE! Over on O.B.T. where all the hookers hang out!
she
screamed with her horrible voice. Trista stopped the car and everyone
got out.
Serena: RIGHT
HERRRRRRRRRRRRE!
she said,
pointing to the entrance of a dark, dirty alley. The girls all agreed
on the spot and set up their cookie stand with cans and bricks they
found in the nearby dumpster. And topped it all off with a nice sign
that read: "NO COOKIES FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T PAY $100 A BOX!".
Mina: Don't you think we're a bit
overpriced?
All:
NAH!
they all screamed, then
laughed. All of a sudden, a strange rattling sound came from the
garbage can. The girls moved closer to see what it was. Just then,
Rini popped out and screamed.
Rini:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
The
girls fell backward. Serena jumped up,
Serena:
Rini, what are you doing in there? Shouldnt you be trying to steal
Darien away from me?
Rini grabbed a
banana peel off her head and threw it at Raye.
Rini:
He told me to go look for tonight's dinner. So I am.
Serena:
Oh... okay. Have fun!
Suddenly, two
hands extended from the darkness of the alley and grabbed Mina and
pulled her in. Trista looked around.
Trista:
Hay! No one's buyin' our cookies!
Serena began crying. Michelle flipped up her skirt and started
playing with herself on the street corner.
Raye:
I have an... Idea!
A car
approached. Raye ran out into the middle of the street screaming,
Raye: WUSSY PUSSY!
The car screeched to a stop just inches away from Raye. She
walked up to it, hit the car, and fell on the ground. Darien jumped
out of the car.
Darien: Oh my god...
OH MY GOD!
He pulled out his gun
and shot Raye in the ass.
:BANG BANG BANG:
Darien:
She almost wrecked my new car! Stupid whore...
Serena
saw Darien and ran over.
Serena:
DAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEN!
Darien
got scared cuz he thought a boy was running at him (and he doesnt
want to get involved with anymore little boys because he was accused
of satitory rape many times before) so he lifted the gun and shot.
:BANG BANG BANG:
Serena died. Michelle and Trista
laughed.
Michelle: So, Darien, what
brings you herre?
Darien:
Well, I just came to see if Rini was getting dinner like I told her
to.
Rini popped out of the garbage
can again.
Rini: Yea, I got it.
Everyone laughed. Just then, the remains of Mina's body was
tossed out of the dark alley and landed in front of them. Darien,
Rini, Trista, and Michelle laughed harder. Then Lita drove by and
shot them all.
Lita: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING! MY VAGINA IS POSSESSED AND IT'S TELLING ME TO KILL
EVERYONE!
Then her car crashed cuz
she wasnt watching where she was going.
THE END
Serena:
Ooh, look, my name is "Serena" in this episode!
Trista:
What an awful name.
Serena:
Hey, it's better than "Trista!" HAHAHA! What kinda name is
THAT!
Raye:
Well, the dubbers were smart to keep my name. Otherwise, I'd have had
to beat the shit otta dem!
Michelle:
I just love cookies! They're so yummy!
Mina:
Michelle, sometimes I think you're about as airheaded as
Serena.
Michelle:
Hehe!
Serena:
Airheaded! Sailor Moon says!
