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Sailor
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Study
Buddies
Rini:
"I have faith in my Pokémon and myself!"
She
said in unison with Ash on the television. Rini clenched her Pokéball
and turned her hat backwards.
Rini:
I'm gonna catch a Pokémon!
Meanwhile,
back in Serena's room...
Serena: OH,
DAAAAAARIIIIIEN!
Serena clung onto
Darien's arm, while the four other girls chatted.
Lita:
I heard that Andrew was...
Mina:
Lita, you're majorly wrong!
Raye:
That's right! He would never...
Suddenly,
the door slammed open. Everyone froze. Rini stood in the doorway.
Serena jumped up,
Serena: "No
way! This room is off lim-"AAAHH!
Before
Serena could finish her sentance, Rini Tossed a Pokéball at
her full force. It knocked Serena in the face and she fell
down.
Rini: I am a Pokémon
master!
She yelled, the dragged in
a sack full of Pokéballs. She grabbed a few in her hand and
gave Darien and the girls a threatening look. Amy whimpered and made
a break for the open window. But she was struck down - hit hard in
the spine with a Pokéball. Rini gripped another Pokéball
and aimed it at Darien.
Rini: Darien,
Return!
A thin beam of red light
traveled from the ball and engulfed Darien, then pulled him in. Rini
laughed,
Rini: I keep my Charizard in
there.
Rini laughed louder. Then she
laughed even louder. Three loud gunshots jolted the room. Blood flew
everywhere and Rini fell face first on the floor. Mina, Raye, and
Lita looked up at Rini's killer. It was Serena's mom.
Mama
Ikkuko: Hey, girls! Pie's done!
Serena
jumped up and danced.
Serena: PIE!
PIE!
Then she ran right at her
mother, lifted her dress and began eating her out.
Mama
Ikkuko: No, dear! That's for Lita... I mean! Later...
She
said, and winked at Lita. Serena's mom gave the pie to Lita to divide
for everyone, and she left.
Serena:
What did she mean by that?
Lita:
"Oh nothing, nothing at all. For you, and you."
She
said, dishing out slices of the pie.
Mina:
"MMM! This pie's really good, it has real apples in it!"
Lita:
"Well, Mina, I guess Serena's mom was all out of the fake
ones."
Raye nodded in agreement.
Suddenly, Raye and Lita began gagging. Mina sat and watched foam
bubble out from their mouths while laughing hysterically. Raye and
Lita died of food poisoning. Mina clapped.
Serena:
Well, what do you want to do now?
Mina:
Since the pie's not good, let's eat Amy!
