This fic was made purely out of a random decision on a hilarious night. It is written by ur one and only Red Vixen and Memoru. Read and Review!!!

Disclaimer: No part of Draco Malfoy belongs to us...though we wish he did...::drool:: Nor does any other character from Harry Potter.

Name: Draco Lucius Malfoy

Nicknames: Drakey... Damn Pansy, and Drakie Poo... by many obsessed fan girls

Screen name(s): What in Merlin's name is a screen name?

Sex: Oh yea, I had sex with many girls... oh... that wasnt that question was it... heh... I thought it was rather obvious... MALE duh!

Birthday: When I was born

Height: 6'1"... Yes I know... I'm tall

Is your hair long or short: It's perfect

Eye color: Perfect as well... Lets just face it... everything about me is perfect.

City Born in: Malfoy Manor... its location-- none of your business

Location now: Hogwarts... I personally think it's a stupid name for a school

Siblings: none... Thank Merlin for that!

Who makes you laugh the most: No one, I dont laugh... I chuckle evilly

Who knows most about you: Myself

OTHER STUFF

Do you have a job: I'm a Malfoy, my name comes along with tons of Inheritance, do you think I need a job?

What are you scared of: Malfoy's fear nothing... okay fine! Potty head stealing my girl...

Who is your role model: Me... For there is no one better

What store do you shop at the most: Louis Vuitton has the best things eve-- I mean...I don't shop! What are you...stupid? Me...Draco Malfoy shop? Ha

Have you ever done any drugs: Other that Snape's potions gone wrong... No, getting drunk with a bottle of Fire Whiskey is much better.

Do you collect anything: What do I look like? Some sort of muggle?

FAVORITES

Day of the week: Any day I have potions with the lovely Professor Snape

Thing in your room: My mirror

Cousin: Nymphadora Tonks... yea the wacko with different colored hairstyles

Song: Take A Look at Your Son Now by The F-ups... Yes I know it's a muggle song but it's the only one I can stand! So bugger off!

Ice Cream: Pumpkin flavored

Thing to do: Make fun of the Weasley's and Mudblood's ::random person yells "What about Potter":: Oh, him too... Wait..::looks around:: Who was that?!

Movies of all time: Movies? Don't tell me... I know... it's a muggle thing right?

Hangout: Where ever I am is the place to be

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Still as rich as I am today of course

Dream House: I don't have to dream about it, I live in it

How many kids do you want: hmm...how many mini-Malfoy's would you want running around?

Girl's names: Hermione or Ginny...I'm fond of those names

Boy's names: Draco, just because my name is the best

HAVE YOU EVER

Sat through a whole Dawson's Creek episode: Hmmm....Dawson has a creek? Wow I must go see him about this later

Been in love: Malfoy's don't love idiot... ARE U TRUELY A FAN? IF U WERE U WOULD'VE KNOWN THAT! Now stop asking me stupid questions...

Lied: Did I not comment about the stupid questions?

Cheated on a test: I have no need to...I may not be as smart as the mudblood but I can fair for myself

Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: TECHNICALLY Pansy wasn't my girlfriend so the little thing I had with the Gryffind--WAIT!! I mean...Ha...u actually believe "I" would get with a Gryffindor?

Tied your shoes together: I don't tie my shoes, I get the house elves to do it for me

Had Sex: Hell yea! I had sex with Pansy, Lavender, Pavarti, Cho, Fluer, Angelina, Padma, Penelope, Luna, Susan, ::cough:: HermioneandGinny ::cough:: Millicent, Professor McGonagall.. That did not go well... Oh and I tried to fuck Moaning Myrtle, but for obvious reasons that just didn't work

FEELINGS

Worst feeling in the world: Malfoy's don't have feelings you twit... being turned into a ferret...you ever bring that up again I WILL find where you live and you WILL be cursed

Best feeling in the world: Frolicking through a field of daisies in Ginny bra and Hermione's underwear... ::gets dazed look in his eyes::

Do you get along with your parents: HA! Try 'Do you want to kill your parents on a daily basis'

Are you ticklish: Only when Hermione... Or Ginny... tickles me... Wait... WHAT! I did not just say that! NoNoNo.. SUMONE GAVE ME A TRUTH POTION I SWEAR! THEY SLIPPED IT INTO MY DRINK!! I KNOW THEY DID!

OPPOSITE SEX

First thing you notice about the opposite sex: If they have red hair... or if they're smart... NO WAIT... I mean... If they are fuckable or not! That's what I mean!

Who is your best friend of the opposite sex: Ha.. I don't have friends... much less BEST friends

What do you look for in the opposite sex: Last name... like if it's Weas—no I mean if its Grang—NO! I mean I look for ways to insult them!

SLEEPY TIME

What do you wear to bed: Wouldn't you like to know?

When is your bed time: Whenever Gra--I mean Weas--I MEAN...damn it...whenever SOMEONE tucks me in and reads to me...I didn't just say that did I? ::Random person listening "DUDE WHERE'S YOUR TEDDY BEAR!!??!:: ON MY BED YOU CREEP...I mean...I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!! Argh NEXT QUESTION!!!

Do you wish on stars: pffhbbt like I can't already get anything I want?

Whats the last thing you do before you fall asleep: give my wittle teddy bear a kiss on the chee--ahem... I mean... Pray for the Dark Lord to kill Harry Potter... humph... stealing MY girl... who does he think he is!

Would you rather be hot or cold: I am hot!

When is your curfew: I do not have such a thing...::In the background you hear Hermione and Ginny screaming "IT'S 10:00PM!!!":: Hehe...Don't listen to them...all they do is lie

Do you have a pager/cell phone: What the... please refrain from asking me questions about things I do not know of... it is highly annoying and I will be forced to kill you

FRIENDS

Who do you trust the most: Myself... and teddy... ::whispers:: He never tells my secrets

What is the best quality of a friend: You mean my loyal servants? Well they must perform what I wish...and believe me...it's hard to find people who will give a teddy bear a bath...

SILLY STUFF

Do you keep your underwear and socks in the same drawer: No, I have more than enough room in my Manor to have 3 Drawers just for my Socks

Can you name all 4 Teletubbies: Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, LaLa, and Poe... see I don't know the names... I bet you those are wrong... AND DON'T ASK HOW I KNO WHAT THEY ARE EITHER!

Have you ever tried to kill yourself: No... But my father has tried to kill me... Does that count?

Who do you really hate: Harry Potthead... The damn girl stealer... If I could just get my perfectly manicured hands around his skinny neck I'll... ahem... next question.

What are you addicted to: looking at myself in the mirror... Sometimes I even say "Hey there sexy! I want to get with you boy!"

Do you like Jewelry: Anything with the word 'Jewel' in it is good for me

Do you wear a watch: Only the finest... a Rolex of course

Did/Do you wear braces: Didn't we already go through this? EVERYTHING about me is perfect...so the answer is obviously no

How many buddies do you have online right now: Buddies? Online? Please if you're going to talk to me, please use proper English...

Out of your friends and family, who do you think will become famous: I am already famous...

Do you sleep a lot: only when Ginny or Hermione sleep with me

Who is the loudest person you know: My father for yelling at me when I was accidentally breathing around him

When was the last time you laughed really loud: Malfoy's don't laugh... they chuckle evilly!

Do you believe in God: Who is this 'God' you speak of?

Do you believe there is one person who is meant to be with you?: No.. I believe 2 people are meant to be with you... It's a very hard decision really...there's the shy, little firecracker, bookworm and there's the fiery tempered, red vixen...hard decision see?

What are your favorite TV shows: Oh! Queer Eye for the Straight Guy...uh... I mean... what the bloody hell is a TV show?

What color toothbrush do you use: I use my wand... no not THAT wand you perverts!

Is the glass half empty or half full: IT'S THE SAME THING YOU GITS!

What is under your bed: What is under your bed: Some porno magazines... ::Hermione and Ginny yell "WHAT!?!":: Oh. Um nothing... I have the house elves clean it everyday

Most dangerous thing you've ever done: hm... Decide to have 2 girlfriends and see what would happen if they found out ::Ginny and Hermione smirk::

How are your grades in school: I'm second in my grade...::under breath::...if only it wasn't for the damn mudblood...::Hermione comes behind him::...You want to try that again Ferret?

Do you believe in aliens: Yes... I fear one has taken over my brain.. And as a result I have 2 Gryffindor girlfriends... What would father say if he found out... "Son... I am so proud!"... See! It's the aliens I tell you! ::Ginny smacks him upside the head:: Oh shut up.. Next question please.

How many times a day do u brush your teeth: Depends on my actions during the day...

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Haven't I already told you about teddy... I still say someone slipped something in my drink... ::Hermione and Ginny stifle their giggles::

Do you zip or button your jeans first: I don't wear Jeans.. I wear Trousers... and on certain occasions... I wear leather... ANYWAY I zip first.

Does life rock or suck? ::Ginny yells:: Well for Draco life is just one big party isn't it? Two girlfriends, rich ass, he lives in a Manor... What else could you want?

What do you think of this survey: It was a Bloody waste of time if you ask me