Spice Scouts
The lights flickered and the Concert Hall rumbled and shook as the crowd cheered. Misplayed notes drifted in the air from the band tuning up. It was time.
Sixtey foot flames shot up from either sides of the stage. A loud 'boom' echoed throughout, and the lights directed themselves onto the risen platform - where five figures stood.
Jupiter Spice: Yo, I'll tell ya
what I want, what I really really want
Mars
Spice: So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want
Jupiter
Spice: I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
Venus
Spice: So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want
Jupiter
Spice: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
Moon
Spice: I wanna really really really wanna be a Sailor Scout
Mars
Spice: If you want the future, don't die 'n the past
Pluto
Spice: If you wanna be a Scout, better make it fast
Jupiter
Spice: Now don't go actin' like you a snob
Venus
Spice: Gotta act like y-ou really want the job
Jupiter
Spice: I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
Pluto
Spice: So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want
Jupiter
Spice: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
Moon
Spice: I wanna really really really wanna be a Sailor Scout
All: If you wanna be a Sailor, ya gotta get with the rest. Join up with the team - Spice Scouts are the best! If you wanna be a Sailor, You cannot give in. If Darien wants to fuck, just say "I'm a lezbe-in!"
Pluto
Spice: So whatcha think about that?
Mars
Spice: Now you know how we feel
Venus
Spice: Say you can handle the job - Are you fo real?
All:
(Are you fo real?)
Jupiter
Spice: We won't be hasty, We'll give you a try
Moon
Spice: Get your attacks together or we'll say
All:
Goodbye!
Moon Spice trips on a loose cord and falls face first. Others ignore her and continue
Jupiter Spice: Yo, I'll
tell ya what I want, what I really really want
Mars
Spice: So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want
Jupiter
Spice: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
Moon
Spice: I wanna really really really wanna be a Sailor Scout
All: If you wanna be a Sailor, ya gotta wear heels that hurt. Lookin' like a whore when your wearin' that short ski-rt. If you wanna be a Sailor - gotta make a name. Ain't got no more left an' that's the way it is.
Jupiter
Spice: So, here's the story from A to Z. You wanna get with us, ya
gotta listen carefully,
Venus
Spice: We got Raye in the place, she's all up in your face,
Mars
Spice: Serena's the putz, Tista an' Mina are sluts,
Pluto
Spice: Lita's got the itch
Moon
Spice: (That's jock itch!)
Jupiter
Spice: An' the two lezzys? Ha! you'll see!
All: 'Mara's foolin' 'round with Michi on the couch, Michi's foolin' 'round with Seiya on the couch.
All: If you wanna be a Sailor, you just cannot quit. Once your on the force - gotta sport your tits. If you wanna be a Sailor, ya gotta act like a ho. Always havin' sex on the Jerry Springer show.
All:
If you wanna be a Sailor,
Mars
Spice: ya gotta,
Pluto
Spice: ya gotta,
Venus
Spice: ya gotta,
Moon
Spice: ya gotta,
Jupiter
Spice: ya gotta, BITCH, MOAN, WHINE, GROAN!
All:
'Mara an' Michelle are checkin' eachotha out
All: Amara an'
Michelle are really makin' out
Pluto
Spice: (HEY HEY HEY HEY)
All:
Really really wan-na be a Sailor Scout
Jupiter
Spice: Gotta do it all if ya wanna be a Scout
All:
If you wanna be a Sailor (sailor sailor sailor sailor)
