Spice Scouts

The lights flickered and the Concert Hall rumbled and shook as the crowd cheered. Misplayed notes drifted in the air from the band tuning up. It was time.

Sixtey foot flames shot up from either sides of the stage. A loud 'boom' echoed throughout, and the lights directed themselves onto the risen platform - where five figures stood.

Jupiter Spice: Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
Mars Spice: So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want
Jupiter Spice: I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
Venus Spice: So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want
Jupiter Spice: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
Moon Spice: I wanna really really really wanna be a Sailor Scout

Mars Spice: If you want the future, don't die 'n the past
Pluto Spice: If you wanna be a Scout, better make it fast
Jupiter Spice: Now don't go actin' like you a snob
Venus Spice: Gotta act like y-ou really want the job

Jupiter Spice: I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
Pluto Spice: So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want
Jupiter Spice: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
Moon Spice: I wanna really really really wanna be a Sailor Scout

All: If you wanna be a Sailor, ya gotta get with the rest. Join up with the team - Spice Scouts are the best! If you wanna be a Sailor, You cannot give in. If Darien wants to fuck, just say "I'm a lezbe-in!"

Pluto Spice: So whatcha think about that?
Mars Spice: Now you know how we feel
Venus Spice: Say you can handle the job - Are you fo real?
All: (Are you fo real?)
Jupiter Spice: We won't be hasty, We'll give you a try
Moon Spice: Get your attacks together or we'll say
All: Goodbye!

Moon Spice trips on a loose cord and falls face first. Others ignore her and continue

Jupiter Spice: Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
Mars Spice: So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want
Jupiter Spice: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
Moon Spice: I wanna really really really wanna be a Sailor Scout

All: If you wanna be a Sailor, ya gotta wear heels that hurt. Lookin' like a whore when your wearin' that short ski-rt. If you wanna be a Sailor - gotta make a name. Ain't got no more left an' that's the way it is.

Jupiter Spice: So, here's the story from A to Z. You wanna get with us, ya gotta listen carefully,
Venus Spice: We got Raye in the place, she's all up in your face,
Mars Spice: Serena's the putz, Tista an' Mina are sluts,
Pluto Spice: Lita's got the itch
Moon Spice: (That's jock itch!)
Jupiter Spice: An' the two lezzys? Ha! you'll see!

All: 'Mara's foolin' 'round with Michi on the couch, Michi's foolin' 'round with Seiya on the couch.

All: If you wanna be a Sailor, you just cannot quit. Once your on the force - gotta sport your tits. If you wanna be a Sailor, ya gotta act like a ho. Always havin' sex on the Jerry Springer show.

All: If you wanna be a Sailor,
Mars Spice: ya gotta,
Pluto Spice: ya gotta,
Venus Spice: ya gotta,
Moon Spice: ya gotta,
Jupiter Spice: ya gotta, BITCH, MOAN, WHINE, GROAN!

All: 'Mara an' Michelle are checkin' eachotha out
All: Amara an' Michelle are really makin' out
Pluto Spice: (HEY HEY HEY HEY)
All: Really really wan-na be a Sailor Scout
Jupiter Spice: Gotta do it all if ya wanna be a Scout
All: If you wanna be a Sailor (sailor sailor sailor sailor)