1. Full name? Ronald Arthur Weasley

2. Find three words you can spell out of your name? Hmmm...Let's see...Rath...Hand....and....Sly? Yeah, sure why not.

3. Birthday? August 24, 1988...woohoo!

4. What was one thing you got for your last birthday? A hot pink thong... Honestly... i didn't know WHAT Ginny was thinking

5. When do you wish your birthday was? Hush...Never. So I won't have to get another pointlessly random gift from Ginny ever again. But really...WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?!!?

6. What is your birthstone? Honestly mates...I could care less...

7. What town were you born in? Ottery St. Catchpole

8. What town do you wish you lived in? Anywhere my dear 'Mione lives... ::choke...sob:: Why did she go to that bloody ferret...WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!...Doesn't she realize that!

9. What school do you attend? Hogwarts...Where alllllll your dreams can come true!

10. What school do u wish you went to? If it wasn't for Hermione...I'd quit school

11. How old are you? 15 1/2....Yes the 1/2 does count for all you people who...Don't think....It does....JUST LEAVE ME ALONE OK!?!

12. What grade are you in? Grade... what grade? ah.. you mean year? You Americans do things so bloody confusing, I'm in 3rd year.. along with Hermione ::dreamy sigh::

13. Hair color? Red of course. Like the rest of my family before me...Bloody hell we need some originality here...

14. Eye color? Hey Harry! Come look into my eyes?::Harry walks over, "Say that again?":: What color are my eyes? "Oh, I thought you meant...Oh never mind. Their brown." Thanks...::under breath:: Weird kid that Potter...

15. Height? You muggles and your 'Height'. Does it matter what my mass is? ::Harry stands next to him and says, "Mate...it means how tall you are....not how much you weigh":: Oh...I knew that...::Turns as red as his hair::

16. Shoe size? 10 1/2... you know what they say about men and big feet ::smirk:: Oh no...MALFOY'S RUBBING OFF ON ME!! AHHH! NOT THE GIRL STEALING GIT! HELP ME!!!

17. Long or short hair? My fiery red hair is of medium length and it shimmers in the night ::blink:: Ok...no more talking to Ginny.

18. Long or short nails? ::looks down at nails:: AHH!! Get it off me! GET. IT. OFF. MEE! ::Harry runs into the room with wand out "What?! What?!":: HARRY! GET IT OFF MEEE!!!!!!! ::Harry looks at Ron's nails and laughs:: "So, I see that Fred and George thought this nail polish will go along nicely with your thong huh?"::

19. Do you have painted nails? As unfortunate as it is....I do. Damn familiy of mine. Now...I must start plotting my revenge! ::Evil chuckle:: ARGH! STUPID MALFOY!

20. If so what color? Hot pink with sparkles ::Sees Harry is about to say something:: Shut up or I'll curse you into oblivion. Harry --"With that wand of yours, I'd be surprised to see you open a jar a pickles with it." Bloody hell... JUST SHUT UP!

21. Do you wear makeup? I feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I feel pretty, witty, g--AHHH! I hang out with too many girls...Harry is included in that category. ::At this point Harry is painting his nails with the color on Ron's fingers while singing 'Oops I Did It Again' from Britney Spears.:: Really...why DO I hang out with him?

22. If so what kinds/how much? Whatever Harry has laying around.

23. Any tattoos or piercing? Well.. see there was this time when me and Seamus got drunk ::gets dazed look in his eyes as flashback occurs::

Seamus and Ron are in they're rooms getting dressed when suddenly Seamus yells "Hey man! You got a tattoo!"

"Really?!"

"Yes, that is what I said you git"

"Whats my tattoo say?"

"Bloody."

"Bloody Brilliant!" Ron yells. Seamus turns away to get his shirt when Ron says, "OI! You got a tattoo too!"

"Really! What does mine say?"

"Hell."

"Cool!"

"What does mine say?"

"Bloody.. What does mine say?"

"Hell"

"Bloody"

"Hell"

"Bloody"

"Hell!"

"That's bloody brilliant man!"

::Vision clears and he comes back to reality:: Ahh...Good times.

24. Do you pluck your eyebrows? Me.. pluck my eyebrows?.. Bloody hell.. you think I'm as gay as Harry don't you!? Well I'm not.. JUST BECAUSE I'M FRIENDS WITH THE GAY GUY DOES NOT MAKE ME GAY!

25. How often do you shower? I shower at least 3 times a day... if Hermione's going to figure out that I'm better that Malfoy, I must be clean!

26. Attached earlobe or no? Sure...

27. Innie or outie button? Innie

28. Boxers or briefs? Definatley boxers...

29. Do you wear glasses? Sometimes I wear neon green glasses...but they don't have a subcription..I only use them so that Hermione would think I look smart.

30. Do you wear contacts? Nope

31. Do your feet smell (be honest!!)? Oi Harry! Come over here and tell me...Do my feet smell? ::Harry is preoccupied dancing around the room:: ::sigh:: Entertained so easily that one...

32. Are you tan or pale? I'm pale ::Harry who had just stopped dancing commented, "Yes he's so pale that if you put him against a white wall he'll camouflage right in!":: Harry.. leave.. just LEAVE, GET OUT! RIGHT NOW! Seriously...I need new friends...First I', becoming Malfoy, now I'm Harry...Whose next?

33. Do you wear a watch? Plain and simple answer from me for once...No.

34. Do you wear any rings? Who do I look like? Harry?

.·:¨¨:·.FAMILY.·:¨¨:·.

35. How many siblings do you have? 6

36. How old are they? Well ok.. um Ginny is one year younger then me.. so she's 14.. Fred and George are 18 and Percy is 19...I think... Charlie is about 20 and Bill is 23! MWAHAHA!! (...) ok so I may be wrong...but who can keep track of all of they're ages! (...) Oh shut up.

37. How old do they act? Bloody hell! uh...Gin bug acts like she's 15.. the twins act... 15, Percy acts like he's 30, Charlie acts about 18yrs old and Bill...Well I'm not really sure about Bill

38. How many uncles? Five that I know of... I might have more, this family is so huge it's hard to keep track of relatives...

39. How many aunts? At least 6

40. How many cousins? Too many.

41. What is the age range of your cousins (young-old)? No clue...Like I said before there's too many people in this damn family to keep track of ages and birthdays...Just think of what Christmas is like when we all come for a reunion ::shudders::

42. Do you get along with your family? Not always...there is always a problem that arises between the lot of us...one problem for example is Ginny getting with that ruddy ferret...

43. How many states does your family cover? States?... as in the United States?... as in the United States of America?... as in th--::Harry yells from the other side of the door, "YES! THATS WHAT THEY MEAN!":: Oh...Well I don't know of any family there.

44. Do you have family in other countries? Not that I know of...But I really think my family should have their own country. We're big enough don't you think? Then again, they would probably make Percy the President...That would suck...What was the question again?

45. How many kids do you want to have? Depends on how many Hermione would want to have...If only she was with me ::sigh:: We would be so good together.

46. What genders would you prefer them to be? Either a boy or a girl... I would be great if it was a girl because then the world would be blessed with a mini-Hermione...Hopefully she would get her brains... And my good looks...

47. Who is your most distant relative (i.e. 7th cousin)? I don't have any distant cousins.. I meet all my cousins every year at Christmas ::realizes that Christmas is 4 months away:: ::groan::

48. When is the last time you had a family outing? Every time out with my family is like an outing...it's ALWAYS interesting...Like that time we went to Diagon Ally and Gred and Feorge had a sudden urge to strip down naked and prance around in the streets!

49. What did you do? I just told you didn't me!? Bloody hell... muggles and your bad memory.

.·:¨¨:·.FAVORITES.·:¨¨:·.

50. Fav Season? What in the bloody hell is 'Fav'? ::Harry, who was beginning to get tired of being silent, says "They mean Favorite, Ron.":: Oh...Well why didn't they just say that?!?

51. Fav Tree? Here we go again with the Fav...If only you muggles would learn to spell out some words...The world would be a better place ::nods::.

52. Fav Color? Yet again! Saying the word Favorite isn't all that hard! Come on, say it with me...Faavvoorriite. ::Harry speaks up again, "Ron, they get the point, just answer the question for Merlin's sake!":: Oh.. heh...My FAVORITE color is Red.

53. Fav Ice cream? Just breathe Ron. You can do it. It's just a muggle word...that is in every bloody question! My...'Fav' Ice cream...is...chocolate...

54. Fav Cookie? Fav Fav Fav...If I see the word 'Fav' again it will be too soon! Now what's the question.. ::reads question:: ARRGHH!! ::Harry walks into the room, "Ron.. would you like me to answer the rest of the questions for you?":: NoNo.. I can handle it... ::Looks at the rest of the question:: Bloody hell... Actually mate, I think you better come do it.

(A/N: Yes...We had to make Harry answer these lol. And yes...Harry has to be preppy.)

55. Fav Car? OH! ok like...hmm...Since I really like don't know any cars like Ronniekins would know of, I'll just say his Dad's enchanted magical flying car! It's like SOOO cool!

56. Fav Sports figure? Like OMGosh Draco Malfoy is like the best quidditch player EVER! ::Ron yells, "HE IS NOT MY FAVORITE SPORTS FIGURE! HE'S A BLOODY FERRET!":: Oh... Well FINE! I guess Oliver Wood... Whatever!

57. Fav Sport? Hmm.. Ronnies fav sport is Quidditch... I play quidditch...But only to see Draco's fine arse in his quidditch uniform of course.

59. Fav Brand of electronics? Hey...like have you noticed that there's no 58?

60. Fav Candy? Hmm.. I like Chocolate Frogs.. OI! Ron.. what's your fav candy ::Ron answers, "Did you just say the word 'FAV"?! ::shudder:: :: Like OMGosh! Its just a word Ron! ::Ron yells "Its not a word! Its part of a word! There's a big difference you know!":: Oh just shut up Ron.. next question ::sigh::

61. Fav Time of day? I guess Ronnies favorite time of day will be lunch...honestly... have you ever seen him eat!? He's like a pig that hasn't eaten in over a week! Personally I find it repulsive! ::Ron walks in the room with a plate packed with food, "OI, what question are you answering?":: Nothing Ron.. Just please go outside and eat that

62. Fav Thing to do at that time? Well...I guess Ronnie eats then. Like that makes the most sense doesn't it?

63. Fav Subject: Its not really a subject but since I don't think Ron likes school all that much.. I mean come on! If it weren't for Hermione he would've dropped out just like the Twins! But ANYWAY I think his fav ::Ron glares at him:: excuse me, I mean FAVORITE subject, is yet again, Lunch.

64. Fav Teacher? Oh! I just adore Professor Snape. He's just so cute with his--::Ron puts his hand over Harry's mouth, "I think I'm going to be sick":: MmmMMmMM! ::"Oh sorry mate," Ron removes his hand:: Humph.. Ron's favorite teacher is Madam Hooch... ::pouts::

65. Fav Dinner food? Ronnie here will eat anything as long as its dead and cooked.

66. Fav Lunch food? Same as above.

67. Fav Breakfast food? What is like with you people. What's it like to you what we eat!? Anyway.. that's the end of the 'Fav' Questions.. RON YOU CAN COME BACK NOW! ::Ron yells, "OI, thanks mate...":: Ok! Ron here again, so where are we..

.·:¨¨:·.LEAST FAVORITES.·:¨¨:·.

68. Least Fav Season? WHAT THE--::Harry interrupts, "Problem mate?":: Its... Its... ITS BACK! ::Ron screams and run's out the room:: ::Harry takes seat:: Well then.. I guess you're stuck with me again! YAY!

69. Least Fav Tree? Like the whomping willow! It like smashed our car to bits! ::Ron is running around screaming and just going completely crazy:: Bloody hell Ron...It's just a survey! ::Ron screams again and then squeaks, "Its a bloody survey that keeps using the... the... thing 'fav'! ::slaps hand over mouth:: I SAID IT!!! ahhhh!!!! ::runs out of the room again::

70. Least Fav Color? Ah.. I think like Ron's least fav ::Ron screams again:: color is green... I think it reminds him too much of the Slytherins.. I personally like green.. it reminds me of Draco... and his nice arse.

71. Least Fav Ice Cream? EWW! I know! Coconut right! ::looks and Ron and Ron nods:: Its like soooo.. EW!

72. Least Fav Cookie? Oh...lemme guess. Anything that like wasn't made by Hermione? Right? ::Ron nods again:: Go me! Look who knows mah B.F.F!!! Woohoo!

73. Least Fav Car? Anything that like...doesn't fly?

74. Least Fav Sports Figure ? Oh Oh Oh! I KNOW!!!!!!! Draco Malfoy!!! ::Ron nods enthusiastically:: WOOHOO!!!... but I think Draco Malfoy is the best... ::Ron shakes head:: Oh come on Ron ::he takes out a pic from his pocket:: Look at that arse! LOOK! ::Ron turns his head away and shakes his head... which is turning a slight shade of green:: LOOK AT IT! Its just soo.. YUM!

75. Least Fav Sport? You mean...there's other sports besides quidditch?

76. Least Fav person? This is a stupid question... Everyone knows that Ron hates Malfoy!... Its like a known fact... come on! Ask me a question that's like really hard! ::"What's my least FAVORITE brand of clothes?":: Uhhh...NEXT SURVEY QUESTION!

77. Least Fav Brand of electronics? OI Ron! What's your least Fav ::Ron coughed:: Favorite Brand of electronics? "What the bloody hell is a elek-tron-ik?" Ah.. never mind...next question.

78. Least Fav Candy? He'll eat like any candy...Except for like the nasty tasting Bertie Botts Beans...You know which ones I mean.

79. Least Fav Time of day? Oh well that defiantly can't be anytime he's with me ::Ron shakes his head furiously:: What's that supposed to mean?! What!? I'm not good enough for you or something!? So basically, you'd pick 'Mione over me...::Ron nods "Any day"::. Oh...well that's...ok ::sniff sniff::

80. Least Fav Thing to do at that time? I'm just going to like...leave that blank. I ::tear tear:: Don't think I can stand to hear an answer...

81. Least Fav Subject? ::sob:: I think I'll leave that blank to--::"Harry.. you're so vain, I bet you think this survey is about you!":: Oh... His least favorite subject is potions... AND I'M NOT VAIN!

82. Least Fav Teacher? Oh it must be that nasty Snape man...He's just like so mean! AHH! I like broke a nail typing this! RON! YOUR GONNA PAY FOR ANOTHER MANICURE!

83. Least Fav Dinner food? Ha.. Ron? Have a least favorite food? Your kidding right?

84. Least Fav Lunch food? He doesn't have like a least favorite food! GET THAT THROUGH UR THICK SKULL!

85. Least Fav Breakfast food? UGH! You know what! I GIVE UP! RON! COME FINISH YOUR BLOODY SURVEY! ::"Jeez Harry, calm down, it's just some words.":: Argh you know what Ron...You disgust me! I'm going to watch Queer Eye with Colin Creevy! At least he has some taste! ::Harry apparates away and Ron takes over:: Back to my bloody survey.

.·:¨¨:·.SCHOOL STUFF.·:¨¨:·.

86. Do you like school food? You've never seen the food they serve at Hogwarts have you? How can I not like it?

87. What town is your school in? That is classified information...Whoa...Big word there for me. Classified. ::voice gets deeper:: Sorry Sir, but that's Classified information Sir.

88. Approx how many students go to your school? Bloody hell if I know. I mean...You never know when new people transfer into it.

89. What % are thugs? Sorry but I don't do math... And even if I did, most of the people in Hogwarts are whimps... With the exception of me of course.

90. What % are druggies? No comment...::cough:: About the half of the lot of em ::cough::

91. What % are preps? Lets see... There's obviously Harry, then Pansy, Pavarti, Lavender.. I don't know, you do the math.

92. What % are Geeks, dorks, scrubs, all the rest? Subtract questions 89-91 from 100% and you have your answer.

93. What is the most popular lunch food at your school? ANYTHING at Hogwarts is popular.

94. How many vice-principals do you have? Vice-Principal?.... uh.. Where's Harry when you need him... next question?

95. Are your school bathrooms clean? Well...Seeing as though Moaning Myrtle stalks the girls bathroom...and Harry...No one goes in there...Except for me and 'Mione. The last time Harry went in there he freaked out about a spider on the wall and ran out screaming. And I'm the one who's supposed to be afraid of spiders...I swear, sometimes I worry about him

96. Is your school nice or run-down? Hogwarts is the best.. not that I've seen any of the other schools ::Harry apparates back into the room:: OI Harry! :: Harry sighs.. "Yes Ronniekins?":: Do you think Hogwarts is nice or run-down? ::"OH! Hogwarts is like the best ever!!! There's like an enchanted ceiling and everything!":: Yea.. what he said.

97. Is your school old? Only about a thousand years... Which, in my opinion, isn't really all that old.

98. How many busses does your school have? Busses? What's that...Oi! I forgot that Harry was still here. Harry!!! ::"Why must you always catch me at a bad time Ronnie?" Harry is in really, REALLY small shorts with shaving cream all on his legs:: NEVERMIND HARRY! JUST...GO BACK! I think I'm blind...

99. Is your librarian an ole hag? I think all librarians are ole hags... But Madam Pince.. She is most definitely the worst of them all.. seriously! There was this one time when I sneezed and she got all mad at me and kicked me out.. I swear she has a broom stick stuck up her arse that seriously needs readjusting.

100. How long do you have between classes? We have as long as it takes Harry boy over here ::nods to Harry who's still shaving in short, short shorts:: to stop STARING AT THE ENEMY'S ARSE!

101. Small or big lockers? Lockers... Lockers... Harry ::Being startled, Harry jumps and nicks himself, "Yes Ron?" he hissed:: What's are Lockers? ::While clenching his teeth, he says "They are things that they have in muggle schools for the students to--:: They are muggle? Next question.. ::Harry growls::

103. Big or small cafeteria? Hmm...depends...Harry? ::"DAMMIT RON! MUST YOU BE SO ANNOYING!":: Yes... do you think the great hall is big or small? ::"Are you kidding me?! That things huge!":: Oh right... Well you heard him.

104. How many gyms, big or small? Gyms... Harry! ::Harry nicks himself again, "What the fuck do you want!":: Whoa... what's up your arse? ::"Well I'm trying to shave and you keep like startling me!":: Oh.. Well um.. what's a gym? ::"Its a place where muggles go to exercise and keep in shape, now stop bugging me! And I swear if you do it one more time I'll hex you!":: Oh... sorry but Hogwarts doesn't have a gym.

105. Did you take a foreign language? We don't have foreign language classes either.. a pity.. not... but we don't.

106. Do you write long things in peoples yearbooks? ...Yearbooks.... um.. Harry.. ::"Ron...":: But Harry ::"RON...!":: But ::"NO...":: Well...sorry but I don't know what a yearbook is and that big oaf over there ::glares at Harry who glares right back:: is no help what so ever.

107. Who is the class clown of your school? Ah...finally a question I can answer without help from the git. Fred and George were the trouble makers of the school in their time, and possibly the funniest ever at Hogwarts. But since they left, no one can fill their shoes...::Ron turns around cause he hears someone sob. He sees Harry in tears behind him with shaving cream still on his legs. "Ron, that was like beautiful!" He hugs Ron.:: Harry! "Oh...sorry there mate. I forgot you were straight ::mutters, what a shame::" Well yes, but that's not I- "I know your still mad about me like yelli-" HARRY! "Yes Ronnie?" You got shaving cream on my pants.

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