In
a dank, dimly lit basement, blanketed in cobwebs, where pipes covered
the cement walls, and rats ran free, a small amount of light leaked
from under a door. A sign taped upon it, reading "The Witches
5". Inside, were many unearthly scientific machines. And a
solitary young woman with long red hair and glasses sat, typing at a
computer. The computer's screen was the only source of light in the
whole couple of rooms. She stopped typing, her eyes widened and she
gasped, shooting upward from her seat.
Eugeal:
I've found it!
S
title screen and title music
Sailor
Moon S
Death Busters Take a
Break?
Shocking Birthday Surprise!
(Part
01)
Five
girls in white lab coats huddled around Eugeal and the
computer.
Telulu:
Are you sure this is the place?
Byruit:
Yeah, Eugeal, we don't want to go wasting our time and then blowing
the surprise because you screwed up!
Eugeal
stood up and got in Byruit's face.
Eugeal:
You can take that little attitude of yours and shove it!
She
turned back to the computer.
Eugeal:
I'm certain this is where they'll be.
She
said, with an evil grin. On the computer screen, a picture of the
Sailor Starlights was displayed.
Mimette:
Wow! The Starlights! Maybe I can get their autographs!
She
shrieked, with excitement.
Cyprine:
Mimette, you're so selfish! Don't forget who we're doing this
for!
Mimette
was brought crashing back to Earth.
Peterol:
Yeah, this is our one chance to show our appreciation for all he's
done for us!
Mimette:
I know... But I can still try!
The
other girls sighed. Eugeal clicked her mouse and the picture began to
print out. She ripped it from the printer when it was
finished.
Eugeal:
Now that we've found out this information, we better get back to our
original work.
Cyprine:
She's right. Never know when Tomoe will pop in.
They
all nodded.
Telulu:
I'll notify Kaorinite right away.
She
said, snatching the paper from Eugeal's hands. All but Eugeal
followed Telulu out, leaving the room to continue their
business.
Minako, Ami, Makoto,
Usagi, Michiru, Rei, Haruka, Hotaru: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SETSUNA!
They
brought into the room a large chocolate frosted triple decker cake
with a thoughtful decorative toy of Sailor Pluto on the top and set
it down before her. They all began to sing 'Happy Birthday'.
Setsuna:
You remembered my birthday?
She
said, in shock.
Setsuna: You all
really didn't have to do this!
Minako:
Sure we did! You mean a lot to us!
Rei:
Yeah, we're friends.
A look spread
across Setsuna's face and it seemed as if she was about to
cry.
Setsuna: Awww!
Haruka:
Shut up and blow out the candles!
Setsuna
quickly blew out the candles before any more wax could melt onto the
cake. Everyone clapped, cheering for her. Hotaru went over and gave
Setsuna a hug.
Setsuna: Thank you all
very much. I feel so warm inside.
Michiru:
That's love.
Hotaru:
We're like one big family!
Setsuna:
I love all of you, too.
She said,
with tears in her eyes.
Haruka: Shut
up and cut the cake!
Michiru handed
her the knife and Setsuna cut a piece.
Setsuna:
This cake looks good.
Haruka:
Shut up and give me some!
Setsuna
threw the first piece at Haruka and hit her in the face. Haruka
scooped some off of her cheek and ate it.
Haruka:
OH, DELICIOUS!
Makoto:
I made the cake.
Setsuna laughed at
Haruka as she continued slicing the cake and dishing out the
pieces.
Ami: Do any of you guys like me?
Everyone heard Ami,
but ignored her and pretended she wasn't even there. Michiru looked
at the clock and said,
Michiru: All
right, we don't have a lot of time, so we're going to open presents
now.
The girls scattered and grabbed
their presents, which were hidden all around the room. They each
handed Setsuna their gifts and sat, watching as she opened them with
an excited look upon her face.
Kaorinite walked quickly
through the dimly lit room, kicking a rat out of the way as she
went.
Kaorinite: Filthy
creatures!
She approached a dark
figure standing over one of his newest experiments. His laboratory,
filled with rows of shelves which contained vials and beakers of
various substances, stood all around them. She paused when she was at
least five feet away from him.
Kaorinite:
Dr. Tomoe, could you please come with me.
She
said, in an ordering way. He slowly turned around, his glasses shone
in what little light there was.
Dr.
Tomoe: Is everything all right, Kaori?
Her
cold expression hadn't changed.
Kaorinite:
Please, Doctor, the others are waiting.
She
turned and began walking back from where she had come. The confused
Dr. Tomoe followed, wondering what was in store.
The nine
girls rushed out of Rei's room and down the Shrine's stairs. They all
squished into Haruka's Ferrari. Ami was the last one standing outside
of the car. Six girls had all crammed into the back seat, and there
wasn't enough room for Ami.
Haruka:
Looks like there's no more room.
Minako
turned to Ami and said,
Minako:
You'll just have to walk.
Haruka
grabbed the clutch, stepped on the gas, and the car sped away,
leaving Ami behind in a giant cloud of dust. Once they were around
the corner, Minako blindfolded Setsuna.
Setsuna:
Where are we going?
Makoto:
It's a surprise.
Dr.
Tomoe: A surprise, eh?
Telulu:
Don't worry, Dr. Tomoe, I'm sure you'll find it very
invigorating.
Kaorinite:
And most appropriate.
The girls
cackled as they helped the blindfolded Dr. Tomoe into the company
station wagon. Eugeal got into the driver's seat and Kaorinite, the
passenger side. The other girls crammed in the back with Tomoe and
the car sped off.
Haruka pulled into the parking lot and parked the car. They all filed out and helped Setsuna into the building in front of the lot. About ten minutes after they went in, Ami came running up the street, panting. A red and white station wagon sped past her, blaring it's siren, then slowed down and pulled into the same parking lot Haruka had minutes earlier. Kaorinite stepped out of the passenger side and flung her hair back. Ami dove for the door and ran inside the building without Kaori seeing. Peterol opened the back door and helped Dr. Tomoe out, accompanied by Byruit and Telulu. Ami hurriedly walked through the club, keeping her eyes open for her friends.
Dr.
Tomoe: Girls, I hope you're not planning anything sinister...
He
joked. Not one of the girl's laughed, puzzled by his cheesy
humor.
Dr.
Tomoe: Are you!
They
all began laughing nervously, trying to cover up their
blunder.
Mimette:
Of course not, Dr.! Why would we?
Cyprine:
Don't you know what day today is?
She
asked him, as they walked inside.
Minako:
Ami, you're like a bad itch!
Usagi:
Just go away!
Ami:
But you don't understand! The enemy just pu--
Michiru,
beginning to become annoyed by Ami, stood up, giving her an ice cold
look.
Michiru: Leave, or we'll have
someone make you.
Haruka:
Don't make me come over there!
Setsuna:
Yeah, Ami, your gift sucked! I mean, what the fuck am I going to with
a waffle iron!
Ami:
I thought it was quite nice...
Usagi:
You would...
Rei:
Obviously, it wasn't.
Michiru:
SECURITY!
Two overly large men
dressed in black came over to their table.
Michiru:
Please show this pest outside, will you, boys?
They
each grabbed one of Ami's arms and carried her to the exit.
Ami:
I've already seen outside and it's not--
They
threw her out the door and she landed on her face.
On the
opposite side of the club, Tomoe was seated at a big table and the
rest of his crew occupied the remaining open space around it. Cyprine
removed Tomoe's blindfold. He looked around and saw flashing neon
lights shining upon almost-naked women in glittering lingerie. They
hugged poles and danced sexy dances, licking their lips and batting
their lashes. Little by little, removing just a bit more clothing
than before.
Cyprine,
Kaorinite, Eugeal, Byruit, Mimette, Peterol, Telulu: HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
DR. TOMOE!
Suddenly,
a light gray high heel shoe stepped onto the table.
Stripper
Star Healer: Did somebody say 'birthday'?
She
asked, in a soft voice. They all looked up at the intrusive owner of
the displaced shoe. She stood above them, hands on her hips and legs
spread.
Dr.
Tomoe: Why, yes. In fact it happens to be my birthday.
She
bent over and got face to face with him. The back of her mini skirt
rose up, flashing most of the customers. Cyprine fainted at the
sight.
Stripper Star Healer: Well,
happy birthday, handsome.
Kaorinite
glared at the woman.
Dr.
Tomoe: How about me and you find an empty room in the back and you
can help me celebrate?
She
stroked her thigh and moved her palm down to her ankle.
Stripper
Star Healer: Ooh, sounds tempting, but I have a show to do soon.
She
placed her index finger on his lips and moved it back and
forth.
Stripper Star Healer: Stick
around, though.
She got up and
stepped back onto the stage right from the table. She turned
around.
Stripper Star Healer: We
could have fun after.
She winked at
him as she bit her finger, then strutted backstage.
Kaorinite:
Okay, that's enough. We better go now.
Mimette:
No way! We still haven't gotten their autographs!
Peterol:
Why didn't you ask her while she was here!
Mimette:
I was too busy obsessing over her bust to ask!
Telulu:
We're not leaving anyway. We brought Dr. Tomoe here to enjoy his
birthday tonight.
Kaorinite
crossed her arms.
Byruit:
What's the matter, Kaori? Worried that smut will steal your man?
She
said, teasingly. Kaorinite blushed and the girls all looked at her in
shock. Dr. Tomoe, however, was too busy drooling over presently
performing strippers to have heard any of the conversation going on
around him.
Usagi: What an oddly
interesting place to have a birthday.
Michiru:
How so?
Usagi:
Well, I mean, I'd expect it for a guy's party... But for a
girl's?
Michiru smiled.
Michiru:
I like it. It's very erotic.
Usagi:
But, you're a lesbian!
Haruka and
Michiru gaped at Usagi.
Usagi: No
offense...
Haruka:
I picked this place to have Set's party at.
She
said, a little insulted. Makoto joined in the conversation.
Makoto:
But you have to ask yourself: Is Set having a good time?
They
all looked over at Setsuna, who was laughing hysterically with
Minako, Rei, and Hotaru.
Usagi: I
guess it doesn't matter where she is as long as she's with
friends...
A woman dressed in a
tight, skimpy, pink leather bikini and matching knee-high boots came
over and stood next to Usagi.
Pink
Leather Lady: Hey, honey, what are you doing tonight?
Usagi
turned to her, nervously.
Usagi:
Who... Me?
The woman in pink smiled
and threw her long brown hair back. She bopped around to the music
playing in the background, bouncing her goodies in Usagi's face.
Pink
Leather Lady: Sweetie, who else would I be talking to?
Usagi:
Uhh... Michiru?
She said, tugging on
the back of Michiru's shirt.
Michiru:
What?
She asked, turning around.
Pink
Leather Lady: Oh, hey! you're even cuter than the blonde!
She
said, completely passing Usagi by, now fully focused on
Michiru.
Michiru: ...Thanks...
Usagi
scooted away and brought Haruka's attention to the brunette trying to
pick up Michiru. Haruka jumped up and ran over.
Pink
Leather Lady: So, dear, do I turn you on?
Michiru
backed away. Just then, Haruka got between them and punched the
hooker right in the face, knocking her out.
Setsuna:
What!
Usagi:
She was hitting on me!
Makoto:
Are we going to get thrown out?
Rei:
I hope not...
Minako looked over at
Hotaru, who didn't seem to be having much fun.
Minako:
Hey, Hotaru, here's a ten. Go over to the bar and get yourself a
couple drinks. Before you know it, you'll be so lit, you'll think
you're in Candyland!
She said,
handing Hotaru the money. Hotaru nodded and smiled.
Rei:
Wait!
She yelled, pulling out her
I.D. from her pocket.
Rei: If they
ask for this, just tell them you got a haircut recently.
As
Hotaru made her way across the club, she saw wild lap dancing girls
gushing hundreds from their bras, lesbian hookers, and various other
things she had never been exposed to before. Hotaru approached the
bar, and ordered a drink with no problems, thanks to Rei. As she
downed her alcoholic beverage, she spotted her father. Surrounded by
seven barely clothed women, enjoying himself in the midst. Hotaru
also noticed one of the women was Kaorinite, the maid back at her
house. She dropped her drink and ran back to her table.
Hotaru:
MY DAD IS A PIMP!
All:
WHAAT!
END PART 1
Usagi:
Wow! We got to take 'Sailor Moon' to a whole new level today! We went
to a strip club! Ooooo!
Minako:
Like, as if gays, lesbians and crossdressers wasn't enough...
Haruka:
What's wrong wit lesbians!
Minako:
--AAH! Like, nothing! Heh heh..!
Ami:
And it's Setsuna-san's birthday!
Makoto:
Who let her back in here?
Rei:
Well, it wasn't me.
Michiru:
SECURITY!
Usagi:
Sailor Moon says!
