Hotaru
pointed over in the vicinity that she saw her father in. The seven
girls fidgeted around, trying to see. The place was so crowded that
night, it was hard to find anyone through the scatter. Soon enough,
they spotted Dr. Souichi Tomoe and his seven coworkers.
Haruka:
Holy underground, Batman! It's the-
Usagi:
Death Busters!
Haruka shifted her
eyes left to right and crossed her arms.
Haruka:
Yeah, I was going to say that...
Usagi:
Not fast enough!
Haruka:
You're always stealing my lines!
Usagi:
I can 'cuz I'm the star!
Setsuna
cleared her throat.
Setsuna: Hello,
not in this story.
Usagi:
I'm always the star!
Setsuna:
My birthday! My story! Me star!
Usagi:
NONONONONONON-
Setsuna pushed Usagi
down hard.
Usagi: Itai! Just because
it's your birthday, doesn't mean you can be mean!
Setsuna
threw the vibrator she got at Usagi.
Setsuna:
Your gift sucks, too! Take it back!
Minako:
Umm... I got you that...
She said,
shyly.
Setsuna: Oh... Then what did
Usagi get me?
Rei:
Nothing?
She said, shrugging her
shoulders. Setsuna turned to Usagi.
Setsuna:
You cheap Ho! Why didn't you get me anything!
Usagi
got up.
Usagi: I got you the fucking
bath salts, soap collection, and body oil package!
Setsuna:
...Oh... You did?
Usagi:
Yes!
Setsuna scratched her head,
embarrassed.
Setsuna: I liked that
gift...
Haruka picked up the
vibrator. She clicked it on and smiled.
Michiru:
Put that down!
Haruka:
Aww, you never let me have any fu-
Michiru:
Put it down!
Haruka dropped it on
the floor again. Minako quietly stared at the present.
Minako:
No one likes my gift...
She grumbled.
Setsuna looked back at the enemy's table. She finally got a good look
at the evil.
Setsuna: Holy crap! That
guy's HOT!
Hotaru:
That's my dad!
Michiru:
He must be the leader of the Death Busters.
Setsuna:
No way, Michiru! He couldn't be! He's too sexy!
Hotaru:
Stop talking that way about my dad!
Makoto
got up from her seat.
Makoto: But,
Hotaru, he is evil.
Hotaru
scoffed.
Hotaru: I know THAT!
I just don't like Setsuna talking about my dad that way!
S
title screen and title music
Sailor
Moon S
Death Busters Take a
Break?
Shocking Birthday Surprise!
(Part
02)
Dr.
Tomoe: Be right back, ladies.
Tomoe
got up and went over to the bar alone. Setsuna dreamily wandered
closer and closer to him. Her friends tried to pull her back to her
seat, but every time they pulled her back, Setsuna pulled ten times
harder. She eventually overpowered them and they all fell to the
floor. Setsuna fell the opposite direction and bumped right into
Tomoe. He took one look at her and
Dr.
Tomoe: Hey angel, you must have just fallen from Heaven.
Setsuna
laughed at him.
Setsuna: Oh, man,
what a corny line!
He stood,
blushing.
Setsuna: But, you're cute,
so...
She rose up and immediately
clung to his arm.
Byruit:
Hey, Kaori, look over there.
She
said, motioning over to the bar. Kaorinite turned around in her seat
and looked behind her.
Mimette:
It's Dr. Tomoe flirting with some girl!
Telulu:
Looks like she's moving in on your territory, Kaori.
Kaorinite
grumbled and 'grr'ed, then she got up and stomped over.
Peterol:
Uh oh, girls, there's gonna be a cat fight!
Mimette:
Ooh, maybe I could get their autographs when they're done!
Cyprine:
Mimette, you are so gay.
Mimette:
Am not!
Eugeal:
Be quiet! I wanna see this!
As
soon as Kaorinite got over to the bar, she pushed Setsuna aside and
stood in her place. Tomoe turned back to her.
Dr.
Tomoe: Here's your drink, beauti- AAHHH!
Kaorinite
was standing at Tomoe's side where Setsuna used to be. She smiled at
him with a naughty grin.
Dr.
Tomoe: Kaori!
He
raised his eyebrow.
Dr.
Tomoe: ...You surprised me...
He
looked around, searching for Setsuna. Kaorinite got close to Tomoe's
ear and began whispering,
Kaorinite:
You know, Dr. Tomoe, I've always had special feelings for y-
Setsuna,
who was on the ground, suddenly bit Kaori's ankle.
Kaorinite:
YAAAA!
Tomoe hit the side of his
head.
Dr.
Tomoe: I'm not deaf yet. Maybe you'd like to try that again a little
louder?
He
said, sarcastically. Setsuna giggled. Kaori kicked her hard.
Setsuna:
You wanna play, Bitch?
She said to
herself. Kaorinite laughed it off and resumed her position again. She
began to say something else in his ear when Setsuna saw a sharp piece
of glass on the floor, nearby.
Kaorinite:
I really, really lov- AAHHH!
Tomoe
jumped back and glared at her.
Dr.
Tomoe: Boy, you're a flake right out of the cereal bowl, aren't
you?
He
took another sip of his beer.
Kaorinite:
Oh, Dr.! I'm so sorry, I don't know what's come over me!
Dr.
Tomoe: Sure... You haven't happened to see a young girl with long
green hair around anywhere, have you?
Kaorinite:
Of course not, Dr.
His eyes became
misty and he began babbling.
Dr.
Tomoe: She's so beautiful, and smart, too. A very nice girl... I
wonder why she just took off...
Kaorinite:
Probably just a cheap prostitute.
Setsuna:
I am not a prostitute!
She yelled,
getting up. She then punched Kaorinite square in the face.
Dr.
Tomoe: There you are, my sweet angel! Where did you go?
Setsuna
smiled.
Setsuna: Momentarily
indisposed.
Eugeal:
There are a few things I ran across in Tomoe's file.
Telulu:
You went through his file?
Eugeal:
His?
She
questioned, jokingly.
Peterol:
Is this at all significant?
Eugeal
began cackling.
Byruit:
Okay, Eugeal, I don't have the time or the patience for your little
games.
She
said, with a bored sigh.
Eugeal:
It's very important!
Cyprine:
So tell us, Eugeal.
Eugeal
looked around for Tomoe, making sure he wasn't anywhere
close.
Eugeal:
Alright.
All
of the girls immediately moved closer into a small circle.
Setsuna:
Wow, that's really weird how we both have the same birthday!
Dr.
Tomoe: Yes, my coworkers brought me here as a surprise.
Setsuna:
Oh my god! Same here.
Dr.
Tomoe: You're into strip clubs?
Setsuna:
Well, not really, but whatever.
Dr.
Tomoe: Me either. Why they chose this place, I'll never know.
Tomoe
looked over Setsuna's shoulder at her friends. They were all staring
at him, not budging an inch. He noticed Mimette suddenly approach
them, carrying a folder.
Mimette:
Excuse me?
They
all turned to her.
Mimette:
Do you know that woman over there, talking to my boss?
Rei:
You work for him!
Mimette:
I believe I'm the one asking the questions!
Makoto,
the closest to Mimette at the moment, jumped up and grabbed her
collar, holding her fist mere inches away from Mimette's
face.
Makoto: You wanna
mess!
Mimette:
IYAAAA! I just came to tell you something! Don't hit me!
Haruka:
Te-
Usagi:
Tell us what you know!
Haruka glared
at Usagi.
Haruka: GOD DAMN
YOU!
Usagi:
Hee hee!
Rei:
Knock it off, you two!
Michiru went
over.
Michiru: What were you going to
say!
Mimette:
Nononononono. First, there are conditions.
Michiru
and Makoto turned to each other.
Michiru:
She's pretty brave to be talking like that while she's in your
grasp.
Makoto:
You want me to hit her?
Mimette:
NO!
Peterol:
Put her down.
All:
Huh?
Cyprine:
She said, put her down.
The
young woman stated, linking arms with her twin.
Minako:
And just who are you?
Cyprine:
Cyprine!
Peterol:
Peterol!
Mimette:
...Mimette...
Makoto
glared at Mimette.
Mimette:
Eheh heh...
Byruit
was close behind them. Missing her introduction, she skipped right to
the title of importance.
Byruit:
We are from the Bureau of Bad Behavior!
Usagi:
Why are you all here? We're enemies!
Cyprine:
I'm sure Mimette has told you. We have some information you and your
flirtatious friend over there might find interesting.
Usagi's
eyes were spinning and she collapsed on the table.
Usagi:
Could she have possibly used any more big words!
Everyone
just ignored Usagi, as they were used to her Blondishness.
Michiru:
So tell us already!
Cyprine cleared
her throat.
Cyprine:
Our boss, Dr. Tomoe, used to be a woman.
Peterol
took the folder from Mimette and handed out the documented
proof.
Peterol:
She used to go by the name of Susan Meioh.
Hotaru:
OH MY GOD!
Minako jumped
up.
Minako: That is sooo cool! That
means your dad is your mom! -Or your mom is your dad!
She
shouted, pointing at Hotaru. Hotaru smacked Minako's hand
away.
Hotaru: That is not
cool! Tha- That's just... Weird!
Rei
put her arms around Hotaru.
Rei:
Makoto dropped Mimette to the
floor.
Mimette:
So mean!
She
whined, crawling away. All of the girls stared at the papers and
photos in disbelief.
Haruka:
Shocking!
Peterol laughed and
snatched them all away.
Byruit:
That's enough!
She
shoved the papers back into the folder and she, Cyprine, and Peterol
left, cackling.
Michiru: We have to
get Setsuna away from him!
When
the three girls returned to their table, they found that Mimette was
blabbing all that she knew to Kaorinite.
Kaorinite:
WHAT!
Byruit dropped the
folder.
Byruit:
NO!
Kaorinite
stomped over to the bar. Byruit dove across the table and slapped
Mimette.
Byruit:
You Bitch! You weren't supposed to tell HER!
Mimette
whimpered. Byruit looked at all of the other girls.
Byruit:
You all just sat here and let her shoot off her big
mouth!
Peterol:
Uhh... I was with you...
Byruit
slammed her fists down on the table. Every drink in front of her
spilled all over. They all jumped up from their seats.
Eugeal:
Watch what you're doing!
Telulu:
Calm down, Yui, she was going to find out soon anyway.
(If
you know your Sailor Moon S, you'll know Byruit's name is Yui
Bidoh)
Byruit:
The whole point of my plan was that she DIDN'T find
out!
Cyprine:
What are you talking about?
Eugeal:
Just a little while ago, you were so eager to expose Tomoe for what
he really is.
Byruit:
Only so I could get that girl away from Dr. Tomoe!
Peterol:
But why?
Telulu:
I'm so confused...
Byruit
ran her hand through her hair.
Byruit:
I hate Kaorinite!
Eugeal:
We already know this...
Byruit:
Yeah, well, when you told me about our professor's mysterious past, I
cooked up this little scheme.
Cyprine:
What were you planning to do?
Byruit:
If Kaori wants Dr. Tomoe, she can have him! ...I mean 'her'.
Telulu:
So, you're basically screwing Kaori by sticking her with a
she-male.
Byruit:
Exactally! It was the perfect revenge! We all knew and she
didn't!
She
looked over at Mimette, who was still shaking.
Byruit:
Until you fucked it up!
There
was a long silence.
Cyprine:
Um... Okay?
Telulu:
You are so screwed up...
Peterol:
I agree.
Kaorinite
punched Tomoe in the face as soon as she got there. He fell over the
bar, spilling alcoholic beverages all over their owners. She turned
to Setsuna.
Setsuna: What are you
doing!
Kaorinite:
You know, at first, I was so fucking angry with you for stealing my
man. But then I go and find out that he really isn't what we all
thought he was.
Setsuna:
Are you talking about Souichi Tomoe?
Kaorinite:
You mean Susan Meioh!
Kaorinite
picked him up by the back of his shirt.
Kaorinite:
This jerk had a fucking sex change!
Setsuna:
My... Sister?
She asked,
puzzled.
Kaorinite: What?
Setsuna:
My sister's name is Susan Meioh... But-
She
looked up at Kaorinite.
Setsuna: But
my sister died in a car accident eight years ago...
Kaorinite:
This guy cam into existance eight years ago.
Setsuna
looked closely at him.
Kaorinite: So,
is this your sister, or not?
Setsuna:
...I- I don't know...
END PART 2
Minako:
Like... Ewww. Is Set totally falling for that sleazy Tomoe
guy?
Usagi:
I think so! Boy, who knew Set could sink so low?
Hotaru:
Are you sayin' she's no good enough to be my step mom?
Michiru:
Hotaru, I don't think anyone would WANT to be YOUR step mom.
Hehehe!
Makoto:
And considering the situation, I don't even think-
Usagi:
Mako-chan? Uhh, sorry, but we're kinda running out of time
here...
Makoto:
Oh, sorry.
Haruka:
Wait, I didn't even get to talk yet!
Usagi:
You just did. Sailor Moon says!
Haruka:
YOU SONOFABI--!
