The Best Story Ever

by

Godell

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, only Cela.

Vegeta looked up at his father. Strongly built, and proud, he was the person everyone looked up to. "Dad?" Vegeta murmured as he snuggled under the covers. "Yes, son?" King Vegeta repiled. "Can you tell me a story?" the Saiyan Prince asked. His father smiled, and said "I'll tell you The Best Story Ever. Sound good?" Vegeta nodded.

"Once upon a time, on a red planet ("VEGETASEI!" cried the Princeling), there lived a beautiful young princess named Cela.

She was pure of heart, and was loved by all. One day, while she was walking in the woods near the palace, Cela saw a handsome young man drinking from a golden well. She cried 'HALT! Who are you, and how did you come by this well?', and the man answered 'I was thirsty, and still am. Won't you drink with me?'

Cela was very polite, and said 'Why, of course.' So after a while, when the two had quenched their thirst, the young man told the Princess his name. 'I am Vegeta, future King of Vegetasei. You must be a Princess of the North, by the name of Cela. I was sent to find and marry you. Will you let me?'

Cela smiled, and said 'Why, of course.' And so, right then and there, the two lovers married, and ki--"

"EEEWWWWWWW!" Vegeta yelled, and dove under the covers. His father laughed, and turned out the light.