Your Me! I'm You!
Disclaimer: Sessha no own RK now or forever...{It's my life, it's now or never, I Ain't going to live forever....} Oro?! goman that's a song from Inuyasha sessha's hearing right now, it rhymes with the statement sessha made. --;
"Dialogue"
'Thoughts' - 'Battousai Speaking'
-Importance-
-xx- Flashbacks/Dreams
=-= Setting Change
/Kenshin's Thought's/
(Kenji's Thought's)
POV {Point of View}
A/N [Author's Note]
Oi! Minna-san Sessha as so many reviews that made me write this for you guys! sessha is very surprised that Three people got Kayamai Goro correct sessha will now Honor them here with a prize as promised:
Natsumi Shinomori: Your the first one who answered so you get....The new Rurouni Kenshin Heart of Swords (Remix)...
Koneko Maiden: Your the second so you too get one of Heart of Swords (Remix)...
Suki To Ka Ja Nakute: Gracias, usted tendra uno Rurouni Kenshin musica...Heart of Swords (Remix) GRACIAS!! Senorita-Suki To Ka Ja Nakute!!!!
Arigatoo for guessing!!!!!!! Demo but you guys didn't guess who Suke and Souzou are related too....well you'll find out soon. Sessha might post more guessing games like sessha did so you'd get more prizes!!! Well here's the fic!!
[Warning: A bit of foul language will be said so please don't be mad at sessha...]
Chapter 4: What to do! What to do!
Normal POV
It was Breakfast time and everyone was there eating at the Kamiya Dojo...When sessha means everyone it clearly means everyone was present. There was Thirty-three year old Sanosuke and his Thirty-six year old wife Megumi, [She's older then Him! Ohohoh] and their three teenage children. One was their Thirteen-year old daughter named Megitune [Megumi Kitune{Fox} Ohohoh] who in thier opinion was a mix of both parents, and their Fourteen-year old twin sons the eldest by two minutes was Suke and his twin Souzou. [Now you know who they are...Ohohoh] But both twin brothers weren't much alike for Suke was an exact replica of Sanosuke when he was a teen himself, and Souzou looked exactly like Sano's Captain from the -Sekihoutai- Captain Sagara. Which shocked Sano greatly but in a good sense of way, he even said himself: "Well then, If one has ta look like me then so the other gotta look like the grandpa! Hahaha! And besides, this only proves that Captain Sagara will always be here with me..."
Then there was Twenty-five year old Yahiko Myojin, his Twenty-four year old wife Tsubame and their Ten-year old son Shin Ya, were also there eating way at Kaoru's well-made Breakfast. [Hai, she Finally knows how to cook...Oh what-the-Agony!] But all that were missing from the table were two red-heads, the -Gumi- started to wonder where they could be? Shin Ya was the first to ask. "Hey where's Kenji and Kenshin-ojii-san? I mean they should be here, unless they got into a fight again!?"
Everyone turned their heads towards Kaoru as they wanted to know as well, Kaoru just shook her head. "Well Shin ya-kun I don't know were they could be for last time I saw them, they were-" She didn't finish her sentence when two red-heads popped out of the shoji who both appeared to be nervous. "Oh their here! Kenshin! Kenji! Come and sit! Your foods getting cold!"
They both gulped as they shared glances before they went their ways, Kenshin sat next to Kaoru and Kenji sat next to Souzou, Suke and Shin Ya which was a good distance away from the adults like it always was. /I always hated it when Kenji sat here, so far away from me and Kaoru...Hmm I miss my old body.../
(Oh Great! Now I have to sit here Okaa-san and the other adults...I WANT MY BODY BACK!!! But Noooo I have to be stuck in Otou-san's body...Oh man this is so...A Kuso...! Crap crap crap double crap crap crap Triple crap crap! Oh and did I say Crap! Hmm well I'll just have to make this work...Well here goes nothin'.) Kenji started eating as he heard his Okaa-san say something about shopping with Megumi and bringing Sano and Kenshin along. (Oh gooooody! Now I have to go shopping! I LOATHE shopping...humph! Otou is too kind sometimes...Oh well...) Kenji sighed as he continued to listen in on what the adults were saying, from time to time he would glance at his father to see if he's doing ok. He then heard Sano-Oji-san say something so he had to think of an excuse for not paying attention. "Huh? Gomen nasai Sano-oj-suke I was...not paying attention...de...goza-ru." He voiced as everyone quieted it down to hear their discussion, even his father and his friends stopped to hear as well.
Sano sighed 'He'll never change..!' He then repeated the same question once more. "Oi Kenshin you are to dense ya know!" Then he heard the all purpose response: Oro!? coming from Kenshin then he continued as he watched his buddy regain balance. "Well anyway why didn't you get here earlier? I mean your always up early why didn't you and Kenji get here? Was there something that held you back?" Everyone looked towards Kenshin as they waited for his answer, then Sanosuke leaned closer to whisper to him so that no one else could hear. "So Kenshin did ya have another fight with Kenji? Man your son is not what I call lovable if the only thing you guys do is fight! Boy and they say your the Battousai!"
At the statement Kenji heard when Sano called his father Battousai it angered him for an unknown reason, the thought of Sano actally meaning it angered him. (My father is not the battousai! He never was!) He's eyes turned Amber as his bangs covered his eyes his lips in a thin line as he slammed his tea as it shattered, which surprised everyone. Sano's eyes widen as he saw blood pour out of Kenshin's palm as he turned towards him with his deadly eyes. "Sa-nosu-ke..." He clentched his hands in to bloody fists as everyone watched on. "I do Not wish to hear that ever again!" His eyes narrowed at Sano as he nodded his head slowly, then Kenji realized that everyone saw what he did. (Ohhhh Kuso I forgot! OH No! What am I going to do!...Baku Kenji! Baku baku baku! Otou never does this...but I couldn't help it...he insulted him!...oh man!) He then started to concentrate as he felt his anger disenigrate, slowly he turned towards his mother who had been calling him.
"Kenshin are you ok?" She said as he noted the worry within her voice he suddenly felt guilty.
"...Hai, Koishii gomen nasai...for the out brust...it was uncalled for...de gozaru" He voiced as she nodded her head as she took out a rag to clean the wound that continued to pour as Kenji allowed her to wrap it.
"You should be more careful...Kenshin..." She stated as everyone watched on, then Yahiko questioned as Kaoru finished cleaning.
"Hey Kenshin! What the hell happen? Why did you tell Sano not say what ever he said ever again?! Also what's with the 'Out burst' that you did? You never did that unless your up against an opponent!? Are you sure your ok?" He asked as Kenji tried to think quick.
"Yahiko...Gomen I know I don't do that often but...I just have a headache and I...must have misunderstood the situation...de gozaru ka..." Kenji said as he saw Kenshin looking straight at him. (Not now...I can't let them think of Otou differently...now even he is thinking differenly...man I screwed this so bad...Shimatta!)
Yahiko grinned as he thought it over. "So you got a huge headache?" Kenji nodded his head as Yahiko smirked which caused Kenji and Kenshin to lift an eyebrow. "Well then if you got a headache...that must mean you didn't sleep early, ne?" Kenji nodded his head again as Yahiko chuckled which confused all of them. "Well if you didn't sleep early like you usally do, and also got here late and have a headache...then that would mean that you..." Kenji and Kenshin's eyes wide as they thought that Yahiko knew they switched bodies and awaited to hear it. "Well then that would mean that you, Kenshin...had a good time with busu last night!" Everyone looked at Kaoru as she blushed lightly and did not notice that Kenshin to blushed, then everyone {Except: Kenshin, Kenji and Kaoru} laughed their heads off as they thought of this situation. Kaoru who quickly got angry hit Yahiko on the head with her bokkon. "Itai! Busu what the hell did you do that for?" He asked as everyone laughed at him now.
"That is for caling me busu, Yahiko-chan!" Everyone laughed harder and even Kenji and Kenshin chuckled at Kaoru's stunt.
"Hey! Kaoru stop calling me CHAN! I'm not little anymore!"
"Oh really! You may be an adult now but I'm still older then you so that makes you still little! Yahiko-CHAN!"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr BUSU!!!" He then got hit again as Sano fell on the floor as he gripped his stomach.
"Hahahahahaha!!! Jou-chan is right your still the brat that we all know! Yahiko-CHAN! Hahahahahahaha!!!" Whaled Sano as everyone continued to laugh.
Yahiko grumbled as he looked towards his son who laughed his head off Sano's statement. "I can't believe you Shin ya! My own son and wife!" He glared at Tsubame who had tears in her eyes who just brushed his glare away. "Would laugh at me!"
Shin ya settled as he grinned at his father who looked ready to kill. "Well Otou it's not my fault that you still act like a kid! Why I could be more mature then you!! Otou-Chan!!"
Yahiko then hit him over the head as everyone laughed harder. "No you are not! Shin ya-CHAN!!"
Shin ya got angered at that and hit his father over the head as well."Don't call me chan! I'm not little!"
Kenji grinned at that he remembered Shin ya say those exact words so he couldn't help but say: "Well Shin ya you sure sound like Yahiko but then again like Father like Son!"
Everyone agreed as Shin ya and Yahiko glared at him with anger Sano then patted Kenji's back hard which almost knocked Kenji to the floor. "Hahaha! That was a good one!!!....Like father and son...that was brilliant! I didn't know you had a sense of humor! You must have Bed Jou-chan pretty long to have said that!!! Hahahaha!"
Kenji's eyes widen as he flashed back at his mother's...nude..."Oro!?" Sano and the others laughed harder as he blushed all over his face. (Oh Sano-Oji your going to pay for that one...) He finished his thoughts when he saw his mother hit Sanosuke's head with her bokkon he smirked at his pain. (Well I guess Okaa got him for me...I should thank her later...he look like he's in a lot of pain, I almost feel sorry for him...almost...heh hee he deserved it! To bad I didn't get to hit him...oh well there will be other chances in the future...)
Kenshin stopped laughing as he looked over to where his son was and thought of the words he spoke moments ago. /Did he mean it? Does that mean he is like me? Or did he just say it for the moment? Oh I wish that I could see what he thinks of me...but his face is to hard to read...but even with my body as he is now or not...it was always hard for me to read his emotions...just like...me/ Kenshin's thoughts ended when he locked eyes with Kenji at first he could see confusion but a second later he saw happeness as Kenji smiled at him which caused him to smile back. /Well what ever his thoughts or emotions are about me...I won't give up...Because I now know he does care...I'll just have to find it!.../
Kenshin then was interupted once more as Suke and Souzou asked at the same time. "So Kenji why did you get here late? Do you have a headache too?" Everyone settled down as they waited to hear, Kenshin gulped as Kenji watched him biting his bottem lip.
"Well um I too didn't sleep early...I" He stuttered as he thought of a lie to tell but Souzou cut him off.
"Oh really?! Well then did you do some activaty last night? Now don't tell me your Two-timing Kayamai!" Souzou stated.
Kenji's eyes narrowed in anger but then widen at Kenshin's all purpose response. "Oro?!"
Everyone froze as they turned towards Kenshin as Souzou, Suke and Shin ya exchanged glances, Kenji smacked his head mentally at his father's stupidity. (Oh Kuso! I told him not to say that! Oh no! I'm soooo dooooomed!!! My life and reputation...going down the drain...oh shimatta!) Kenji waited as everyone continued to stare at Kenshin.
Kenshin Sweat-dropped as he realized his mistake. /Oro?! I forgot to not say that! Oh no Kenji looks disappointed at me...oh no......oro?!/ "Uhhh...um...ahhhhh"
Suke felt his forehead. "You okay Kenji buddy? You don't have a fever...but..." Suke was cut off as Kenshin slide away Suke's hand.
"Hai,...gomen it...just...slipped...out?" Everyone exchanged glances as Kenshin scratched his head nervously.
Shin ya grinned as he hooked an arm at Kenshin's neck. "Well that's ok Ji cause like your Otou-san said...like Father like Son!!" Everyone laughed as they later settled down, Kenshin laughed nervouly as Kenji sighed deeply at the situation.
-x-x-x-
After breakfast the Gumi then started to do their daily things: Kaoru and Yahiko training the students, Megumi went back to the clinic, Tsubame went back to the Akabeko, the teens and child(Shin ya) were at the dojo just "Chilling" as Souzou would call it, and Kenshin doing laundry. All in all the day was as normal as it could be...Except one tiny thing...
"I Hate doing the chores!" Mumbled Kenji as his hands went deep in the bason fishing for a garment to wash. (Why! Why do I have to wash, clean, shop, and cook! Man and you see Otou smile through the whole damn thing! Man Otou! You are way to kind...But then again it's not like I didn't do this before...I mean I used to do it in his place when he...feh! it's no time to think! But one things for sure...I Hate my life!) He thought as he held a Kimono then began to scrub away. "Scrub, Scrub, Rince, Scrub, Rince, Stretch, and Hang!...Well at least I won't bore myself to death! Whoopee!" He said unenthusiacly as he glanced at his father and friends laughing away at some joke Souzou told. He held a calm face but inside he sadden as he watched them have fun. (Hmm...I miss my old self...I wish I was back to my old body...But How long will we keep this up? I mean this can't be permanent? Can it? I hope not cause I can't stand this much fucking longer!)
(Hey watch your tongue!) said a voice inside Kenji's head.
(Oro!?...Kuso I have to stop saying that! But who's there!) He glanced around as if someone is nearby. ( No one here but how-)
(Are you blind! Sheesh and your suppost ta be my son...)
(Nani! Ok! That's it! Who the fuck are you? and What the Fuck are you doing in my mind?!) His face darken as he narrowed his eyes.
(Heh hee I like your attitude son it's just like me...Well technocally I'm your father but I'm also you...now.)
(What? Ok! Back up, your my father yet your also me?)
(Yep! I knew you were smarter then me!)
(Ok! Ok! So are you...really him?! I mean are you really...Batt-)
(Hai, I'm him! I'm the Hitokiri Battousai! Nice to finally talk to you my son.)
Kenji paused as he thought this over..."Wow!" He then noticed he had been washing the same Hakama for ten minutes, he then took out what appeared to be a..."Kuso! It's Okaa's Bra! Ewwww!!! (Now I know why Otou loves to do Laundry.) [Thank you ...................for the Idea!]
(Hee heh Hey I can't help it if I'm a Hentai! Besides your mother still doesn't know!)
(Well then that should continue to be a secret...wow it's so cool to actally talk to you!)
(Heh hee well lets say your really lucky to actally talk to me without having me kill you!)
(Oh...Can I ask you something?! If your here with me then does Otou in my body have...)
(Iie! I'm not with him...But I'm glad I didn't go either...)
(Nani? That's weird you are a part of him yet you stayed here? and what do you mean your 'Glad' you didn't go?)
(Well for one thing, the rurouni side always pissed me off and two, his freaking gay!)
At that staement Kenji's eyes widen as he glanced over to his father to see him acting...normal enough, beside the fact Shin ya and Suke were beating him as he heard the faint "Oro!?" being heard he didn't seem...gay...or was he? "Kuso I never knew that he was...ewwwwwwww Why Kami!? I wish I didn't know that! Ewww...god are you sure? Cause I don't see it.)
(Hai, he is! Well you can't see it but the thing is he's not gay like that! I think, but he doesn't act gay! well maybe a little-What I mean is the way he dresses is gay!
(Ohhhh so his not gay! But the way he dresses makes him look gay! ohhh...What a minute!) Looks at Kenshin then back to the laundry. (What's wrong with the way I look?)
(Nani?! Nooo not your clothing I mean...Well if you look in the closet in my room you'll see this pink gi he used ta wear which in my opinion is gay!)
(Nani?! He wore Pink! Ewwwww now that I have to agree that is fucking gay! Man I never knew!)
(Of course not! We were never here long enough for you to remember! and to think he wanted you to wear it when your older...:Shudder:: Discusting...)
Kenji shuddered as he finally finished and decided to sit on the porch and watch the others play around, he then continued to speak with Battousai. (Yeah I know you weren't here...but making me wear it! Eck! Gross! Man that is crazy!)
(Ha! He's full of 'em! But tell me my son...are you scared of me...)
(Huh? Why would I be? I mean I know your the Battousai and all but...Your still my father...)
(Hmm, so you don't mind a kill-)
(Your not a killer...well maybe you are but I'm not scared I never was so don't worry about it...Otou.)
(Thanks I thought you'd hate me and for that I never showed my true self.)
(Well maybe it's about time you did I mean I never...well um I don't hate you but your other self I do cause he left...but would you leave if you...)
(No! If I was to choose to wander Japan or stay with my family I'd choose the latter...But I told him many times but did he listen? Nooooooppppeeee!)
(Heh hee well don't worry I don't hate you I knew you would never do what your other self did...and...wait a minute! Where the hell were you when this happened! I don't remember hearing you at all and also how did you know I was your son?)
(Huh? Oh well I was asleep I woke up when it was around breakfast time and I noticed the moment you got angry at Sano you turned 'Battousai' on him without me so I figured something was up...and by the way you hate the things the rurouni usally enjoys...)
(Wow your observent coooooooool! But why do you need sleep? I mean you wake up early all the time ne? I mean didn't you use to sleep for only a few hours back in the -Bakumatsu-? And also your a fragment or other side of Otou so why need sleep?)
(Yeah your right but hey I rocked koishii too hard you can't blame a guy for working half the night with a woman!...and besides a sexy man like me has to have beauty sleep ya know! But to answer your last question I'm just as real as the ahou rurouni is!)
Kenji fell anime-style as the others looked at him funny, he laughed nervously as Kenshin stared in concern. "Uhh I'm alright just fell on something." (Yeah on reality! man I didn't know you were bold like that and so confident too and a huge hentai.)
(Well I'm not the shy-slow-sensative-unworthy-for-anyone-clueless-baku-kusotare-ahou like the rurouni is! That's for sure!)
(Wow now I know were I get my personality ! Man it's great to talk to you! Better then the other one...I feel like telling you everything!)
(Haha! I knew you were like me! The Baku rurouni tried to deny it but I knew you were my double! I'm so proud! I thought I get some rurouni twin or somethin')
(Well glad to know that I have someone who understands me!)
(Glad to have helped...but may I ask? Why did you forgive me so easily? Why didn't you tell me to 'fuck off' when you realized I was your father?)
(Well like I said your not the one who abandoned me...you didn't have a choice in the matter and besides...like you said I'm your 'double' so it would be weird hating someone whose like me...But it will be harder to forgive him tho'...)
(Look...I have no clue why I'm about to say this but you should try...to forgive him...after all the log-head is a part of me...If you forgive one-side of me then you must forgive the other side as well...)
(Yeah I...should...ok I'll try...for you I'll try...after all...I have to let go of the past...I guess I mean like they say 'You will only be forgiven, if you learn how to forgive'.)
(Hmm, spoken like a true Samurai! I'm glad your my son and thanks for giving the ahou a chance...he needs it.)
(Yeah I know...I know...Oro!? Gotta go Okaa's calling I guess I'll talk to you later k?)
(Alright oh and would you not tell the baku rurouni I'm still here kay!? I'd like him to worry hahaha...well I'm sleeping call me if ya need me...)
(Hai, I won't tell and good-night Otou-san...) He stood up as he walked towards Kaoru as she waited by the gate to go shop he sighed as he gazed at Kenshin before closing the door. "Kami... it will be a long day..." He whsipered as he headed with his Kaasan to the market...'I HATE SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........Nooooooooo!!!!' His head fell as gloom filled him as he walked on in dread...
There hoped you liked it! Gomen if sessha took to long to update...school started so sessha didn't have lots of time but sessha will try to update as soon as sessha is able to... Well seesha must go oh but next chapter [hint-hint] it has somethin' happening which causes Kenji and Kenshin to be a little closer...and we get to see Kayamai! So next time!!! PLEAZ REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!
