Disclaimer: No I do not own Harry Potter or anything related to that name...now, give me my pants back.

Chapter !

Ever So Bored -

Rain pounded on Hogwarts castle with insane fury, while inside the castle, massive boredom ensued. It was Friday 19th in December, and snow wasn't going to come that year. After Voldemort made a pact with lightning, snow became pissed and fleed to Canada and Antarctica. To replace them, rained sprawled all over and claimed snowy areas. In theory, this would cause massive losses in agriculture but it's my story so sit through it.

As Ron sat next to the fireplace reading some Pulp mag, he said with droning annoyance, "I'm so bored...Harry, is there ANYthing fun to do"
Harry came in with a cup and said, "No, remember what McGonagall said when we tried to have fun last time"
"It was five days ago! I'm sure she's forgotten that by now"
"We played quidditch indoors with fire...I'm pretty sure she still remembers"
Hermione came with a cup as well and said, "So, are you going to flambe anything, today"
Harry put his cup on the table and said, "Haha, very funny. By the way, are the first two levels still flooded"
"Yeah," said Hermione while putting her cup upside down onto the ground, "The water level is beginning on the third floor"
Ron asked, "What level are we on, again"
"350,000th.", answered Harry.
"Wait, I thought it was 306th"
"No, no, that was yesterday, now it's 350,000th"
"Why couldn't I have gone to a school where we're always in one place"
"But we are"
Ron looked at Harry crassly and said, "Yes, I know we're here, but why does here have to move everywhere"
Silence.
"My brain hurts! I hate you sixth years!", said a first year as she ran away.
After they all got over the fact that awkward silence was disturbing, Harry said, "I have an idea, how about we shag like crazy"
"Harry, have you been going on again?", asked Hermione.
"Maybe...Well, I think some of their stories have merit.", said Harry.
"What!", yelled Ron, "Most of the stories involve me and Hermione in the astronomy tower"
"Yeah, and the astronomy tower is never that busy. It's always going on in the owlery...good cushioning.", said Hermione.
Ron thought for a minute and said, "Wait, how would you know?"
More silence.
Harry just sighed and said, "Whatever, I'm going downstairs. There are still some secret passages I want to check out on the tenth floor"
"Oh, it's now the eight floor", said Hermione.
"What? But it says on the map"
The first year came in and yelled, "MY BRAIN!"

A/N: Well, this is my pilot chapter, it isn't me at my best but it gives an okay idea of how the rest of my story is going to go.