"A Kiss Is Just a Kiss"
Chapter One- The Tease
By darthelwig
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I do not own Saiyuki. This story is rated M. SLASH WARNING.
A minor incident and some major flirtation stir up trouble for the boys. Sanzo/Goku. Gojyo/Hakkai. Slight Gojyo/Goku.
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The breakfast table should have crumbled to dust under the withering heat of Sanzo's glare as he sat down the next morning.
Goku didn't notice the monk's foul mood. He was too busy stuffing his face with all the extraordinarily good food the inn had to offer.
Gojyo noticed, but his attention was focused on the monkey sitting next to him, contemplating how and when to make his move. He had no time to spare for cranky monks who were too uptight to get laid by him.
Hakkai smiled at Sanzo, welcoming him to the table even as he worried about what this horrendous mood portended for their small group of misfits. He didn't even want to think about the bloodshed the monk was probably considering.
Sanzo opened his newspaper, and Hakkai breathed a sigh of relief. Maybe he was just worrying for nothing.
"Hey monkey," Gojyo said, catching Goku's attention. "I got something for you to put in that great big mouth of yours."
Hakkai choked on a sip of tea, but no one noticed.
Sanzo's narrowed eyes appeared over the top of the newspaper, the promise of death looming.
And Gojyo picked up a spring roll, waving it in front of Goku's face.
"Open wide." He said, grinning, and Goku obediently opened his mouth for the gift. Gojyo fed the monkey slowly, making him take small bites until he reached the end of the spring roll.
Goku knew what to do. He wrapped his lips around the remaining tidbit, taking Gojyo's fingertips into his mouth as well, and sucked lightly.
All three men had their eyes glued to the sight.
Hakkai was the first to break the tense silence. He cleared his throat and took another sip of his tea, smiling to cover his shaky nerves.
"Well, those are some excellent spring rolls," he said mildly, hoping to defuse the situation before something terrible happened to his best friend. He pasted a calm expression on his face and took a deep, relaxing breath.
Goku finally removed his lips from Gojyo's fingers and sat back with a satisfied smirk on his face.
"They're delicious," he said, and picked up another. He popped it in his mouth nonchalantly and moaned a little as he chewed. Gojyo swallowed hard.
"Sinful," said, grinning cockily, and winced as Sanzo's fan connected with his head.
"Stop encouraging him!"
"Sheesh, man! What's your problem?" Gojyo asked, rubbing his sore scalp. Damn, that monk didn't pull his punches!
"Stop corrupting the monkey, filthy pervert!" Sanzo stood and tossed his newspaper to the table.
"Come on. We're leaving."
"But Sanzo-!" Goku started, but a quick gunshot shut him up.
"We're done here," Sanzo growled and walked out, leaving them to follow.
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If I'd known the monkey could do that, I would have done this a long time ago. Think of all the time I've wasted, not taking advantage of his hidden… talent. Heh. This is becoming more promising by the minute.
I guess the only question is… how far can I take this?
Well, maybe a better question is… how far is Goku willing to go?
I think it's time I found out.
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Man, that was great! Gojyo was completely surprised. I bet he had no idea I even knew about that stuff.
The look on his face was priceless!
I wonder what Sanzo thought about my little display. I was kind of afraid to look.
Well, no matter. I'll get my point across. And it's starting to look like it's gonna be fun doing it. Gojyo was… kinda sexy looking at me like that.
I could totally get into this.
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That goddamn fucking perverted kappa is going to get a bullet right in that empty head of his.
And what the hell did that stupid fucking monkey think he was doing, anyway?
Are those two idiots trying to piss me off?
Are they that suicidal?
And where the hell did the chimp learn to do that, anyway? What else is he hiding from me? And how the hell am I supposed to put a stop to this if both of them are pushing for it? Why does the monkey even want to do that? Does he have some sort of … thing… for Gojyo?
It can't be. Goku isn't that stupid.
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And why the hell am I still thinking about this? It's not my problem!
Damn it!
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So.
I suppose now I know how Goku feels about Gojyo's advances. I guess there really is something to worry about. Goku may care deeply about Sanzo, but he's also a hormonal teenager, even now. He may want to try a little… experimentation.
And just how is it that Goku can still be so young after being imprisoned for five hundred years? It's just not fair!
But I guess it doesn't matter. He is who he is, as Gojyo can only be what he is as well. I can't blame either of them for being interested.
I just… I thought perhaps I mattered to Gojyo more than that. But maybe that was just wishful thinking.
I wish things could be different, but I'll ride out this storm. What else can I do?
