Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach xP or the picture this is based on... The picture is drawn by my friend Maelyn Hawkins!

A/N - you have to go to my profile to go and see the picture under the fic links section


It was a normal day (if that is possiable) like any other while Ichigo was just walking home... when he suddenly herd a scream- it was coming from his house. Some how it actually resembled his name...

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He ran home.

"WHY THE H-LL IS A GIRL IN HERE?" his enraged father screamed "AND WHY IS SHE WEARING YOUR SCHOOL OUT FIT." He was in deep trouble now. (sfx: doorbell) "GO GET THE DOOR YOUNG MAN WHILE I STAY HERE AND TALK WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIEND ABOUT HOW BAD IT IS TO STAY AT A BOY'S HOUSE WHILE SHE IS A YOUNG GIRL AND HEVAN FORBID THAT YOU ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING TO HER!"

Ichicgo RAN to the door as fast as he could, but it was no use... only pizza. He paid and brought it back to his room... Only to be greeted by his dad... and for some reason he was talking- not yelling or showing the slightest bit of anger... he just stayed outside his door and listened for a while.

"So did I do a good job?" His dad said. "Ya, sure..." Ruika said ever so bluntly " So next time he comes in just do the same thing and you can have half of the pizza as promsed." "Ok... I think I hear him, SO YOU GOT THAT YOUNG LADY?." Right on cue Ichigo walked in. "SO YOU MEAN TO BE TELLING ME THAT THERE HAS BEEN A GIRLE IN HERE THIS ENTIRE TIME!" "Yes dad and I think you knew it judjeing by how you just talked to her..." "Pizza anyone?" Then Ichigo just gave up, took pizza, and sewatdroped as everyone does.

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