Blues Clues; the Most Scandalous Days of our Lives

Part 2

Green Puppy.

There was someone new that I did not know about. Periwinkle had found a different lover. Not somebody who loved more, better, or..harder. Somebody who he had for the fun of knowing that he was cheating on me. He had more then a few bruses by the time I was done with him.

I was over. It was July 7th, or the 27th, I can't recall. He had just gotten some new curtains, that matched his new sheets. We just HAD to break the new sheets in. After the 45 minutes of juicy foreplay, we got hotter. But suddenly he had the erge to relieve himself. So while he was gone, I opened up his bed side table's little drawer. The drawer was cute, its name was Side-Table Drawer. I had given it to Periwinkle, because it meant so much to me. Inside I found my other gift to Periwinkle, my handy-dandy notebook.

"Hey Steve!", the table yelped.

"Hello, how are you?", I asked, friendly to the little quirk.

"Oh, I'm fine. How about you don't look too much in there." But his words were too late. I had already found a little candy photography.

"What the fucking Mary mother of Jesus is this?" It was a glamour shop of another. Under it was from the "after-party" of the glamour shot.

Periwinkle walked in with piss still dripping from his clit. That was a joke we made. We always called the head of the penis the "clit". He looked at me, then the pictures, he stayed with his eyes on the pictures. He made a groan. I took "side-table lamp" and batted 1000. I heard that he was out of it for at least 6 weeks. I had a picture in my head of him using crouches with his injury.

I later found out that the picture was of Green Puppy. They stayed together for another 2 days. I am not sure if us breaking up was worth it because of the few cheap fucks he got from Green. I also found out that in 10th grade he had sex with Mrs. Marigold, my dog's teacher.

So not only is he a cheating fuck. He is a bi-sexual. I feel kind of grossed out. Not that it's kind of like having sex with a women, that it is kind of having sex with a 60 year-old woman.

I came back to his apartment late that night. He was out on the bed. He had a big bandage on his love pump, and a empty bottle of 500 Tylenol next to him. I called an Ambulance, and requested that he go to the same hospital. Let him be embarrassed.

Now all this to say, doesnt make me clean. I cheated on him alot. I had at least 3 "significant others". The sex was only good because it gave me a rush whenever I did it with them. The rush was from knowing that I was cheating on him and he never knew. But he eventually found out with the second one. I still did it with him, and the another too.

Since Periwinkle, I've had two other lovers. One of them was only for a few weeks, his name was Tico the squirell, but thats from another TV show, so I cant really talk about that one.

The other one was with Purple Kangaroo. Not too much to say about that one. Except it does help that he bounced up and down a lot.

The worst thing I have ever done envolved my cousin, Joe. He came to town and was lonely. We pretended not to be cousins for a little while. I only gave him hand, but he wanted more. Once I realised how gross it was, I stopped and threw him out. He had come to replace me so I could go to college. I told him he could go wank his way to college instead. That's all that happened.