Michiru got up from her stool and put her brushes down in a small tray on her easel. She pulled a rag out of her back pocket and wiped the paint from her face. Then she walked into the kitchen and picked up the phone. She dialed Haruka's cell phone and waited as it rang.
On
the other side of town, an ugly yellow Ferrari zoomed down the
street. Inside, was none other than Amara-- I mean, Haruka.
Haruka:
I am Rukes.
Her cell phone, adjusted
to the console between the passenger seat and hers, began to ring.
She picked it up and looked at the caller I.D.
Haruka:
Oooh, lordy.
Michiru stood patiently and waited as it rang and rang and rang.
A red light
yielded the ugly yellow car, slowing it to a stop. As Haruka was
about to pick up the phone, she noticed Setsuna on the
corner.
Haruka: Gonna get me a ho
today!
She said to herself while
rolling down her window. She called out to Setsuna.
Haruka:
Yo, Set! Git ovah herre!
Setsuna
stood in her purple business suit, socializing with other
hookers.
Haruka: Are ya deaf! I said
git ovah herre!
Setsuna noticed
Haruka just then.
Setsuna: Who,
me?
She ran over to Haruka's tacky
yellow car, giggling.
Setsuna: Hi,
how's Michiru?
Haruka rolled her
eyes.
Haruka: Who the crap cares! I'm
here to pick you up, bitch!
Setsuna
became frightened.
Setsuna: Pick me
up? Where are you taking me?
Haruka:
Shut up and get in the car!
Setsuna
backed away a little.
Haruka: Don't
make me come ovah derr, Set!
Setsuna
started running away like a valley girl and Haruka chased after in
her car. Setsuna ran in the middle of the street to make everything
seem more dramatic. Haruka sped up and hit Setsuna. She toppled over
the hood of the ugly car and rolled over the windshield, landing in
the passenger seat.
Setsuna:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Haruka smacked
Setsuna to shut her up.
Haruka: What
is your problem!
Setsuna
whimpered.
Setsuna: Yellow doesn't go
with my suit!
Haruka sighed and kept
driving. After a while, Setsuna calmed down and asked,
Setsuna:
Are you um... Chettin' on Michi?
Haruka
ignored her obvious question and looked down, seeing that her shoe
was untied. She bent down and began tying it.
Setsuna:
Haruka, shouldn't you be um... Keeping your eyes on the road?
Haruka:
Mind your own ass, will ya!
She
mumbled from her lap. Setsuna sat nervously as the car shifted from
side to side, swerving in all directions.
Setsuna:
WHEEE!
She yelled. Then the car
crashed into the side wall of the local whore house. Setsuna flew
into the wall with a loud 'BAM!'. Haruka died on impact. Setsuna
peeled herself off of the wall and shouted,
Setsuna:
Learn how to drive!
Hookers and
drunk men came staggering out of the building to see what had
happened.
Calaveras: Hey, gals, look
who it is!
Birthier:
It's Set!
Setsuna:
Hey ladies!
Kooan:
I thought you had off today?
Setsuna:
I do, but this crazy lesbian tried to pick me up and kill me just a
while ago.
Petz:
Oh, yeah? Well, where is the son of a bitch?
Setsuna
turned around and extended her arm to the mangled mess Vanna White
style and said,
Setsuna: In there!
S
title screen & title music
Sailor
Moon S
Haruka Tries to Pick Up Setsuna the Ho!
Michiru Has
Issues!
Michiru
hung up the phone and shrugged.
Michiru:
Oh well, that's her loss if she doesn't want to talk to me.
She
walked into the living room and looked out the large window. Outside,
she could see Usagi, standing in the middle of the street, gazing up
at the blue sky. Michiru went into her garage and acquired a weapon,
then snuck outside and hid behind a bush. When she felt the time was
right, she got up and ran at Usagi, shooting and pumping. Usagi
screamed and fell.
Michiru: You dead
now, suckah!
Suddenly, Setsuna
came running up the street, shouting,
Setsuna:
NOOOO! USAGI!
Then she stopped,
looked at Michiru, and smiled.
Setsuna:
Oh well, that's her problem, not mine.
Michiru
and Setsuna started laughing.
Usagi:
I'm... I'm... Dead...
Michiru threw
her hands in the air.
Michiru: JUST
KIDDING!
Setsuna stared at her,
confused, then looked down at Usagi.
Michiru:
It was just a water gun!
She aimed it
at Setsuna and shot her.
Setsuna:
AHH!
Usagi lay in the street, her
eyes spinning and water dripping off of her face. Michiru shot Usagi
again, in her crotch area.
Michiru:
EWW! She peed her pants!
Usagi
jumped up.
Usagi: Crap! I hope
there's no boys around!
Michiru
squirted Setsuna in the face.
Michiru:
Ah, life's simple pleasures... I love this thing!
She
kissed her water gun, happily. Setsuna pulled out a gun of her own
from out of nowhere and shot Michiru back. Michiru was surprised and
shrieked.
Michiru: You dare shoot
back at me! Thas it!
While Setsuna
and Michiru were busy soaking each other, Usagi tiptoed over to
Michiru's garden hose. The next thing the two girls knew, they were
being bombarded by a stream of water. Usagi turned it off temporarily
and showed Setsuna and Michiru who was behind that clever sneak
attack. Michiru threw her water gun at Usagi, knocking her off her
feet. She whipped out her Henshin Rod and transformed into Sailor
Neptune. Her arms raised into the air and a devilish grin came upon
her face.
Super Sailor Neptune:
NEPTUNE...
Usagi got back up and
brushed herself off. Setsuna started backing away.
Super
Sailor Neptune: DEEP...
Usagi soon
realized what Michiru was in the process of doing and quickly turned
the hose back on. Neptune was sent backward by the force of the
water.
Super Sailor Neptune: Hey, cut
that out!
Setsuna:
Hey, you two!
Usagi and Neptune
looked Setsuna's way and she squirted both of them. Usagi stuck out
her tongue in a joking manner. Neptune sat on the ground, laughing.
Suddenly, a hand extended downward at her. She looked up and noticed
Haruka. She grabbed Haruka's hand and she was pulled to her
feet.
Setsuna: No way!
Haruka
smiled at Setsuna.
Setsuna:
How!
Hotaru came out from behind
Haruka's back and gave Setsuna the middle finger, then ran away.
Setsuna raised her water gun at Haruka. Michiru smacked Haruka's
butt, then dashed away.
Haruka: Hey!
Do that again!
Haruka was suddenly
drenched and Setsuna cackled. Michiru kept running for her gun. She
spotted it behind Usagi. Usagi noticed Neptune coming straight at her
and aimed the hose. Neptune jumped into the air and flipped over
Usagi just as the water came on. She landed on her feet and rolled to
the gun.
Super Sailor Neptune: Take
that!
She yelled, shooting everyone
she saw. As Neptune soaked them, she saw that she had been standing
on the hose. She picked it up and yanked the rest from Usagi's hands,
then let loose. Usagi flew into the garage door. Sailor Neptune
pointed and laughed at her misfortune. Usagi slid down the wall with
a loud, annoying squeak, like someone had been scratching a
blackboard, and finally landed on her butt.
Michiru was laughing
uncontrollably. When Haruka joined in, Neptune stopped.
Super
Sailor Neptune: Haruka, must you always copy me?
Haruka:
Yes, I must... Ho!
Neptune threw
down the hose and marched over to Haruka, kicked her in the crotch,
and stomped away.
Haruka:
DAME!
Usagi picked up the hose
and snuck up on Setsuna. She turned the knob and a gigantic explosion
of water sprayed Setsuna.
Usagi:
MWAHAHA!
Setsuna ran around, trying
to get away from Usagi. She ran in between Neptune and
Haruka.
Haruka, Sailor Neptune:
CRAP!
Usagi chased all three girls
around with the hose, laughing insanely.
Super
Sailor Neptune: COLD WAAAAATER!
Haruka
stopped running.
Haruka: It feels
good!
Super
Sailor Neptune: Shut up and keep running!
Haruka
started up again, sprinting to Neptune and catching up with
ease.
Haruka: I thought you liked
water, bitch! You can't take nothin'!
Sailor
Neptune paused. Haruka stopped short after realizing what she had
said. Neptune walked over to Haruka and sternly asked,
Super
Sailor Neptune: Excuse me?
Haruka:
Y- You heard me!
She said,
unsurely.
Super Sailor Neptune: You
soo did not just call me a bitch...
Haruka:
Yes, I did, and I'll say it again!
Setsuna:
Well, I heard it once and that's more than enough for me...
Neptune
stared at Haruka coldly, then looked as if she was about to
cry.
Haruka: Aww, I'm sorry.
But
instead of crying, Neptune slapped Haruka's face and kicked her in
the crotch.
Super Sailor Neptune: I
hope I broke your balls wide open!
Setsuna
pointed and laughed at Haruka.
Haruka:
YOU KNOW WHAT!
She rubbed her
cheek.
Haruka: FUCK YOU! YOU
FUCKIN' WHORE, YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'! YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' SO
DON'T YOU DARE!
Sailor Neptune fell
to the ground, laughing hysterically.
Super
Sailor Neptune: Yes, our Haruka is in fact white!
Haruka:
Ain't no cryin' in baseball!
Usagi
tilted her head.
Usagi: Eh?
Haruka:
Got that from a movie, suckah!
Neptune
stopped laughing and got up and went over to Haruka.
Haruka:
What, you gonna do somethin'!
Neptune
hugged Haruka and apologized.
Super
Sailor Neptune: I'm sorry, dear.
She
then patted Haruka's head like she was a dog.
Super
Sailor Neptune: EW! Where's the sardines!
Haruka
looked at Neptune, confused.
Super
Sailor Neptune: How long has it been since you washed your
hair!
Haruka pinched Neptune's
ass.
Super Sailor Neptune: Oh! Aren't
we feisty!
Usagi began crying.
Usagi:
I wish Mamoru was here!
Haruka
slapped Usagi.
Super Sailor Neptune:
Be nice to Sailor Moon!
Haruka:
Whoops! Sorry!
Super
Sailor Neptune: Please forgive Haruka's actions. She doesn't control
herself well.
Haruka, a bit offended
by that, made a second remark.
Haruka:
Please forgive Michi. She has ADHD.
Super
Sailor Neptune: I do not!
Sailor
Neptune detransformed and turned to Setsuna, who was standing,
looking like a complete idiot.
Michiru:
Setsuna?
Setsuna:
Whaaa?
She said, stupidly.
Michiru:
About that ice... Cream.
Setsuna:
What about the ice cream?
Michiru:
Remember from when we saw Haruka cheating on me?
Haruka:
WHA!
Michiru:
That ice... Cream we were supposed to get.
Haruka:
I did no such thang!
Setsuna:
Ooohh, so you want that ice cream!
Usagi:
ICE CREAM! ME WANT!
Michiru:
Let's all go for ice... Cream.
Usagi:
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Set to treat!
Setsuna
looked at Usagi, coldly. Michiru and Haruka joined in singing.
Usagi,
Haruka, Michiru: I scream, you scream, we all scream for Set to
treat!
Setsuna sighed.
Setsuna:
Ok. I'll treat.
Haruka poked
Michiru.
Haruka: What's with your
speech?
Michiru:
What do you mean?
Haruka:
"Ice... Cream"
She said, in
a mocking way.
Michiru: Shut the fuck
up!
Haruka randomly licked Michiru's
face.
Haruka: Yummeh! What do you
say we screw the ice cream for today? I can think of other things we
could be doing - like up in our bedroom.
Michiru:
Screw the ice cream? I suppose we could, but wouldn't you rather
screw me?
Usagi felt
uncomfortable by the conversation and shrunk to a smaller size. She
crawled over to Michiru and tugged on her skirt, accidentally ripping
it off. Michiru's facial expression dropped when she heard the
tearing sound. She looked down and saw that her whole bottom half had
come right off and she was bare from the waist down.
Michiru:
Oh my... That's certainly a problem, now isn't it?
Usagi
held up the skirt and waved it around, beginning to cry.
Usagi:
...I just wanted ice cream and, ermm... This happens...
Setsuna
stared at Michiru in shock.
Haruka:
Michi! Whooo!
Haruka whistled,
whooping around. Michiru began blushing and Usagi crawled away, also
just as embarrassed.
Usagi: Ehh... I
need to go to a mental hospital.
Haruka
went over and pinched Michiru's ass. Setsuna sighed. Michiru felt
horrible and terribly degraded, so she decided not to show defeat and
make a good thing out of a bad situation. She began showing off her
new underwear.
Michiru: I got these
at Victoria's Secret for only $5! Aren't they nice?
Setsuna:
Wow, $5? They must tear off easily...
Michiru
grabbed an end and pulled. Sure enough, they came right off.
Michiru:
Here, check 'em out!
Haruka moved
right in front of Michiru as she tried to give Setsuna the underwear,
drooling over Michiru's body. Michiru gave Haruka the
panties.
Michiru: Hand them to
Setsuna, please.
Haruka:
Yeah, yeah, let's see how nice your bra is!
She
said, pulling off Michiru's shirt.
Haruka:
WHOOO!
Setsuna: Wow, that's a whole
lotta woman right there!
Usagi felt a
bit left out and took her shirt off as well, showing around her
bra.
Usagi: And I got these at the
Children's Corner for a dollar!
Everyone's
attention was now directed upon Usagi.
Haruka:
Oh my god, Usa-chan...
Michiru:
They're beautiful!
Haruka:
MICHI!
Michiru:
Oh! I mean--
Haruka:
HOW DARE YOU!
Michiru:
Well, you cheated on me!
Haruka:
I did not!
Michiru:
That's worse!
Haruka looked
away.
Haruka: I see how it
is...
Usagi put her shirt back on and
giggled.
Usagi: God, if Mamoru saw
this, I'd wish he was a horny bastard!
Michiru:
Usagi's horny!
Usagi:
Aw, hell naw!
Haruka:
Haha! I can help her out!
Michiru
ignored Haruka and turned back to Setsuna.
Michiru:
I Shave too!
She yelled, pointing to
her crotch area.
Setsuna: Isn't that
special...
Usagi covered her eyes,
whimpering.
Michiru: Haruka, you have
a furry little critter in your pants...
Haruka:
Excuse me? oo
Setsuna quickly
attempted to run away before anything happened to her.
Setsuna:
I'll be seeing you later!
Michiru:
Wait, Setsuna! Come back!
Michiru
and Haruka began to chase Setsuna down.
Haruka:
SET!
Setsuna:
AHHH!
She ran so fast, as though
she was running for her life.
Michiru:
But we still need to get that ice... cream!
She
yelled, between breaths.
Setsuna:
Stop chasing me! AHHH!
Michiru:
I run so much better naked than in my sailor fuku.
Haruka
suddenly pounced on Michiru.
Setsuna:
Yes! That'll slow you down!
Michiru
was now on the ground, Haruka sitting on top of her. Michiru reached
out to Setsuna, who was still running and screamed.
Michiru:
IYAAA!
The scream was so loud, it
caused a small earthquake and Setsuna tripped and fell.
Haruka:
Huh?
Michiru:
Get off of me!
Haruka got off of
Michiru reluctantly.
Haruka: Well,
you're no fun...
Michiru got up and
dusted herself off.
Michiru:
Asshole... I could get hurt. This isn't a cartoon, ya know!
Setsuna
dusted herself off and noticed a giant tear in her clothes.
Setsuna:
Looks like I have to stitch up another dress...
She
pulled out a small sewing kit from her pocket, sat down and began
fixing her dress.
Haruka went back over to Usagi and tried to
make out with her while she was still dazed. Michiru saw what was
going on and flipped out.
Michiru: OH
MY GOD!
She ran over and pulled
Haruka off of Usagi.
Haruka: What?
Got a problem?
Michiru:
STUPID! SHE HAS MAMORU!
Haruka:
She can have me, too!
Usagi started
to cry.
Usagi: Mamo-chan's going to
think I'm a slut!
Haruka:
You are a slut!
She then got
back on top of Usagi and began dry humping her.
Haruka:
BRUHAHA!
Michiru, tired out
from all the chasing around, dragged herself over to Setsuna and
collapsed in her lap.
Setsuna: What's
up?
Michiru:
I'm so tired... Haruka's so hard to keep under control. I mean, right
now, she's trying to hump Usagi-chan for God's sake!
Haruka
got off of Usagi and danced.
Setsuna:
My God! There's a stain on Usagi-chan's crack!
Michiru:
Usagi-chan, are you okay?
She called
out. Usagi sat against the garage, speechless, looking dizzy as she
silently gazed into space. Michiru got up and went over to check on
Usagi.
Michiru: I'm terribly sorry
for what Haruka did to you.
Usagi
nodded.
Haruka: Oh, I'm overdue!
Gimme some room!
She ran at Setsuna
and jumped on her, humping like crazy.
Setsuna:
Heeeyy! Get off!
Usagi: GAH!
Michiru-san!
She screamed, pointing
to Haruka.
Michiru: OH MY!
Haruka
shucked her pants.
Setsuna: What is
that!
Asked Setsuna, pointing at
Haruka's crotch.
Setsuna: Are you
really a girl, or a guy?
She thought
to herself for a moment.
Setsuna:
Hmm, I wonder...
Usagi panicked
from where she sat.
Usagi: She's
waaaay too horny now!
Haruka: I'M HORNY AND I LIKE IT!
Michiru
went over and smacked Haruka over the head with her henshin rod.
Usagi ran home, afraid of everyone's unusual behavior.
Setsuna:
Looks like it's us three.
Haruka
suddenly licked Setsuna's face. Michiru grew angry and beat
Haruka.
Michiru: This is for being
such a dork!
Haruka:
STOP! STOP! STOP!
Michiru:
I HATE YOU!
She screamed, continuing
to pummel Haruka.
Michiru: DIE! BURN
IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS!
Haruka:
I REPENT!
Michiru:
I DON'T LOVE YOU!
Haruka
gasped.
Michiru: I NEVER WANT TO SEE
YOU AGAIN!
Setsuna gasped.
Michiru:
I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU!
Setsuna:
Finally, the relationship ends.
Michiru:
JUST... GO AWAY!
She then ran off,
crying.
Haruka: Hey... I was...
Just... Messing... Around...
She
blatantly said, as her eyes filled with tears as well. Setsuna
shrugged.
Setsuna: What's next?
Mamoru-san and another guy? Oh, wait, nevermind, that's already
happened.
Haruka:
What should I do?
Setsuna:
Go after her?
Haruka:
She's mad at me. You follow her.
Setsuna
rose to her feet and slipped her stitching kit back into her
pocket.
Setsuna: Fine. Hey, Michiru,
wait up!
Michiru ran across the
few lawns and up to her house.
Haruka:
I LIVE THERE, TOO!
She went inside
just as Setsuna caught up behind her. But Michiru didn't notice
Setsuna and slammed the door right on Setsuna's face.
Setsuna:
OH, MY NOSE!
She yelped in tears,
covering her face.
Michiru locked the door and leaned against it, sobbing.
Haruka finally arrived and saw Setsuna rubbing
her nose.
Haruka: What
happened?
Setsuna:
I HATE YOU BOTH! I'M LEAVING!
She
stomped off.
Setsuna: Dammit! Now I
look like Michael Jackson with this messed up nose!
Haruka
beat on the door, shouting,
Haruka:
I'M SORRY! I LOVE YOU!
Unbelieving
her lover's words, Michiru jumped up and trashed one of her paintings
that hung on the wall nearby.
Haruka:
Michiru, open the door!
Her emotions
raging, Michiru went into the bathroom and burned all of Haruka's
condoms. As the box of rubbers incinerated, Michiru spotted a few
razor blades on the sink. Just then, there was a loud crashing sound.
Haruka had busted through the front door. Michiru picked up the
blades and filled the bath tub, then got inside. The bathroom door
started to rumble and shake. Michiru pressed the razors against her
wrists. Suddenly, the door flew off it's hinges and Haruka fell in.
Michiru slashed her flesh.
Haruka:
MICHIRU!
Michiru:
Sayonara, Haruka...
Haruka hurried
over and held Michiru's head.
Haruka:
Michiru, I'm sorry! I really can't live without you!
She
said though her tears. The dying woman's blood leaked over the side
of the tub and onto Haruka's lap. Michiru smiled weakly.
Michiru:
Haruka... I... I meant what I said out there.
Haruka
looked up. Her expression was now cold and hard.
Haruka:
YOU LITTLE FUCKER!
Michiru:
Now I'll never have to see you again...
Back
at Setsuna's house, she stood before the mirror in her room, trying
to fix her nose.
Setsuna: Oww, owww,
oww, oww, oww, owww, AAHHH! THAT HURT!
She
screamed as loud as she could,
Setsuna:
MICHIRU! I'll GET YOU AND YOUR LOVER, TOO!
Setsuna
furiously took her transformation stick and crushed it.
Setsuna:
I HATE THOSE TWO IDIOTS!
Unexpectedly,
Haruka bursted through Setsuna's bedroom door. Setsuna turned around
in surprise. Haruka slapped her and yelled.
Haruka:
YOU DAMN BITCH! This is all your fault!
Setsuna:
AAAHHHH! YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!
Setsuna
fought back, punching and kicking.
Setsuna:
YOU FREAKIN' ASS! THAT'S WHY MICHIRU HATES YOU!
Haruka:
YOU KNOW WHAT! MICHIRU'S DEAD!
Michiru laid in the bath tub of crimson water, while on the floor the white tile was slowly covered in red.
Setsuna:
Whatever! I hope you're happy my nose hurts!
Haruka:
You look like a freak and I'm still hot! So there, you whore!
And
without another word spoken by either of them, Haruka left.
Setsuna:
Dammit! I have to go to the doctor tomorrow!
She
mumbled, looking back into the mirror. Setsuna gasped. For what she
saw inside the mirror was not her own reflection, but a projection of
Michiru. Setsuna turned around, but saw no one else in her
room.
Setsuna: How did you get in my
mirror!
Michiru: I'm dead! This is
my ghost form!
Michiru phased through
the glass and toddled toward Setsuna in a Frankenstienian
way.
Michiru: And I come back to life
as a naked zombie-ghost!
Setsuna:
WHAT!
Michiru:
Booo, I'm naked!
Setsuna:
Crap! Don't haunt me! I didn't do shit!
Michiru:
Fear me!
Setsuna:
AAAHHHHHH-- ...Wait.
Michiru
stopped.
Michiru: What?
Setsuna:
Aren't you embarrassed? About be naked, I mean.
Michiru:
No... I'm dead.
Setsuna:
You don't have feelings?
Michiru:
Hold on! I don't want to be dead anymore!
Hotaru
crawled out from under Setsuna's bed and healed Michiru, then she
scurried back underneath the box spring.
Setsuna:
Now you're just naked...
Michiru:
And quite embarrassed.
(Bridge - They go to the ice cream shop)
Setsuna:
Damn, this strawberry shake tastes good! Yum yum!
She
slurped her shake, loudly as she sat alone at a small table in the
middle of the room.
Setsuna: I think
I'll order a strawberry shortcake, too!
Michiru:
What's with you and strawberries!
Asked
Michiru, who was sitting with Haruka at the counter, nearby.
Setsuna:
I like strawberries.
She said,
beginning to eat her strawberry shortcake.
Haruka:
Haha! STRAWBERRIES SUCK!
Setsuna:
Strawberries and dick taste good.
Haruka:
EWWW!
Setsuna:
I combine both with whipped cream. Dick tastes good with whipped
cream.
Michiru:
Mmm, good idea. I'll have to try that sometime.
Haruka:
WUH!
Setsuna ordered a glass of rum
and coke.
Setsuna: Ahh... Might as
well get drunk.
Haruka:
Haha! Set, you a looza ho.
Setsuna,
the confident, self respecting person that she is, ignored Haruka's
comment and decided to change that kiddie order and indulge herself
on zinfandell champagne.
Setsuna:
Much better!
Michiru refilled the
gun, then magically appeared at the ice cream shop. Setsuna saw
Michiru standing outside the ice cream shop.
Setsuna:
Hahahaha! She don't know about my secret weapon.
Michiru
opened the door cautiously. The bells above the door jingled as she
came in. Setsuna took out a mysterious looking gun from beside her,
pointing it at Michiru.
Setsuna: Get
ready to die! Again!
At that very
moment, Michiru and Setsuna both opened fire on each other. Michiru
was sprayed with a sticky mystery liquid, while Setsuna was bombarded
with cock. Little penises shot from the gun, bouncing off Setsuna's
body and falling to the floor, where they would wiggle and
squirm.
Haruka: Hey, one of them is
vibrating! Hahaha!
Setsuna:
So what? You didn't do shit!
Michiru:
Wait a second.
She said, as she stood
covered from head to toe in slime. Suddenly, the urethra on each
penis opened up and tons of cum shot at Setsuna.
Setsuna:
AAAHH! EEWWW!
Michiru laughed at
Setsuna's misfortune.
Michiru: Haha!
Sticky, sticky!
Setsuna:
It's all gooey!
Michiru:
You'll never get out of this!
The
room became quiet. A rancid stench drifted through the air.
Setsuna:
Hey, what's that smell?
Michiru:
I farted.
Haruka:
Wait, it's you, Michiru.
Michiru:
Yeah, I just said I farted.
Setsuna:
Eeeww!
Haruka:
Gross!
Setsuna shook her head in
shame.
Setsuna: I told you you both
were losers.
Haruka:
In the corner of my mind!
She
shouted, randomly.
Michiru:
Memoriiiieeees!
Haruka smiled at
Michiru, then went over and tapped her booty. Michiru chucked the gun
at Haruka.
Haruka: AAHH! What the
fuck!
Michiru ran to Setsuna's side,
sitting next to her.
Michiru: I'm
sorry for everything that happened today, Set.
She
stuck out her tongue and licked some of the cum off of Setsuna's
cheek.
Setsuna: It's okay, Michiru.
Wanna share a banana split?
Michiru:
Kay!
Setsuna called the clerk over
and ordered the banana split. She then looked over at Haruka with her
tongue stuck out.
Setsuna: Nyaa!
As
soon as the clerk placed the banana split in front of them, Michiru
immediately dumped it onto Setsuna's lap.
Michiru:
Oops...
Setsuna:
Hey!
Michiru leaned over and planted
her face in Setsuna's lap.
Setsuna:
What are you doing!
She moved
Setsuna's skirt up out of the way and went down on her. Setsuna's
eyes rolled to the back of her head.
Setsuna:
That feels... Very nice...
She
moaned.
Haruka: Wha deh
hewl!
Setsuna:
Oooohhh myyy!
She gripped the
counter and arched her back, groaning with pleasure.
Haruka:
Am I in a horror movie!
Michiru came
up from Setsuna's lap.
Michiru: No,
Haruka. I just lost my contact lens. I'll be right up.
She
winked at Setsuna, then the green-haired woman pushed Michiru back
down.
Haruka: I hope you choke on a
strawberry!
Just then, the bells on
the door began ringing again. Haruka looked over at the door and saw
that Mamoru had walked in. Michiru heard this and quickly finished
Setsuna off, getting up and fixing herself for Mamoru. Haruka stood
looking miserable.
Michiru: Is my
face okay?
Haruka:
IT'S FUCKING PERFECT!
Michiru
smiled, then turned to Setsuna, who was still a mess.
Setsuna:
I don't care. I'm staying like this. Cum and all.
As
soon as Mamoru took notice to what a shambles the place was in, he
walked out.
Setsuna: Hey, he went
away!
She shrugged and went over to a
man sitting at a table on the other side of the bar and gave him a
lap dance. Haruka sat down by herself, feeling neglected and
sad.
Michiru: I found the banana,
Set!
Setsuna:
Where! I'm busy with this guy.
Michiru:
It was up my butt the whole time!
Setsuna
continued to lap dance. The odd stranger kept his face down at the
ground the whole time, not looking up once. Setsuna jiggled her boobs
in his face.
Setsuna: Hey, this is
fun. I should do this for a hobby.
Michiru:
Yeah, you go, girl! You be lookin' sexy as ever!
She
complimented, drooling at the sight.
Setsuna:
My God, this is so great!
Haruka
looked over at Michiru, angrily. Then she sighed and turned
away.
Haruka: Ah, I'm too lazy to
care...
Setsuna:
No touching, sweet heart.
She
politely said to the guy.
Setsuna:
Whee whee whee, yeah!
Michiru
pointed at the man and laughed.
Michiru:
"No touching" Haha!
Setsuna:
Whoops! My bra broke.
It fell into
the guy's lap. Setsuna picked it up off of his crotch.
Setsuna:
Looks like I have more stitching to do...
The
man began sweating uncontrolably from horniness. He lifeted his hand
up toward Setsuna's leg again as she tried to put her torn garment
back together.
Setsuna: Oh, who
cares!
She said, tossing the bra at
Haruka and hitting her in the head with it. Setsuna turned to the
guy, who was hesitantly holding back.
Haruka got up and walked
over to Setsuna, smacked her in the forehead.
Setsuna:
Owww... Hey, I was having fun...
She
rubbed her forehead. Then Haruka went over to Michiru.
Michiru:
And then Michiru faints at the sight of Haruka's ugly face!
Haruka:
You know what!
She yelled, at the
top of her lungs, scaring Michiru.
Haruka:
You treat me like shit, Michi...
Michiru:
Boo hoo!
After tending to her
wound, Setsuna turned to the man.
Setsuna:
Wow, wasn't that fun?
At last, the
man looked up at Setsuna. A gigantic smile plastered on his
face.
Setsuna: AAAHHHH! Its Rei's
grandpa! Get him off! AAHH!
Michiru: Rei's grandpa! HAHAHAHA!
Setsuna:
AHHH! Get away, you perv!
The
half-naked green-haired woman screamed,
Setsuna:
Ow! Stop poking me!
Michiru laughed
hysterically at Rei's old grandpa trying to get a piece of Setsuna's
ass.
Setsuna: Hey, look, your
dentures fell!
Rei's grandpa looked
over on the floor, while Setsuna ran out of the ice cream parlor.
Michiru ran after, and Haruka reluctantly followed.
As Setsuna
ran, not watching where she was going, she bumped right into
Yuichiro.
Setsuna: Ouch! Hey, watch
where you're going!
Yuichiro:
Erherher...
He said,
stupidly.
Michiru: Yuichiro looks
pretty horny!
Setsuna looked down at
her waist and saw a pointed bulge in Yuichiro's pants protruded
outward against her hip.
Setsuna:
EEK!
Michiru:
Is he on his way to the whore house?
She
then kneed him in the crotch and moved away as he fell to the
ground.
Michiru: Oops, not
anymore...
Setsuna: Now he's on the
floor.
Galaxia:
Hahahah!
They
all turned to the laugh and saw Galaxia standing less than two yards
away.
Setsuna: Oh no! It's
Galaxia!
Haruka:
Damn. I don't feel like fighting...
Setsuna:
I crushed my transformer!
Michiru
yelled at Galaxia.
Michiru: GO
AWAY!
Setsuna went over and pushed
Galaxia to the ground.
Setsuna: We
don't have to fight.
Then she went
down on her.
Michiru: Oh...
Haruka
chuckled. As Setsuna pleaed Galaxia, Michiru started thinking to
herself.
Michiru: You know, I still
don't have my undies on...
Haruka
overheard her talking to herself and turned Michiru's way.
Michiru:
Are they in your pocket?
She asked
Haruka.
Haruka: They are up my ass,
but I'm too lazy to get them.
Michiru:
I'll get them.
She said, going over
and pulling down Haruka's pants, then reaching up her butt. Setsuna
looked up at them for a moment, but Galaxia pushed her head back down
into her crotch.
Setsuna: Whee whee
whee! Damn, this is why you must've been so cranky!
Michiru:
Galaxia, you sexy whore. Save me suma dat!
Just
then, Rei's grandpa came out of the ice cream shop. Michiru noticed
him and called out to him.
Michiru:
Yo, sexy!
Rei's grandpa pounced on
Michiru and humped her like a horny dog.
Haruka:
Eww!
Setsuna:
AAAAHHH! It's the perv!
She
screamed, hoping off of Galaxia and running in the direction of her
house.
Rei's Grandpa: We must've
freaked her out.
Michiru:
Nah. She's freakier.
Haruka:
Yeah, really.
