Haruka
and Michiru were walking through the park one spring afternoon,
holding hands and taking in the sights, when all of the sudden, a
small glowing light floated down from the sky and paused before
Michiru.
Green
Ice Pixie 2: Hello Moonies.
Michiru
jumped back and gasped, with wide eyes.
Michiru:
OH MY GOODNESS!
Green
Ice Pixie 2: Whoa! What's going on?
Asked
the startled pixie.
Michiru: IT'S A
GREEN ICE PIXIE!
She
shrieked, pointing at the mystical creature.
Michiru:
2!
Haruka turned to
Michiru.
Michiru: GREEN ICE PIXIE
2!
Green
Ice Pixie 2: ...Hi...
She said, with
an uncertain tone in her voice.
Michiru:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S TALKING TO ME!
Haruka:
Michiru...
Michiru quickly glanced
around and spotted a stick on the ground. She picked it up and began
beating the pixie with it.
Haruka:
Michiru!
She yelled, grabbing at her
arm and pulling the stick out of her hand.
Michiru:
WHAT!
Green
Ice Pixie 2: What was that for, meanie!
She
demanded, taking the stick from them and poking Michiru in the
eye.
Michiru: Ow!
Haruka:
Hey!
Haruka ripped the stick from the
pixie's grasp and beat her for hurting Michiru.
Green
Ice Pixie 2: Why are you beating? Why!
She
cried.
Michiru: Let's kill the naked
pixie thing!
Green
Ice Pixie 2: Are you blind! I am not naked!
Michiru
bent down and picked up a sharp stick and started jabbing it at the
pixie.
Green Ice Pixie 2: You're
mean! Sailor Senshi are supposed to be nice!
Haruka:
Shut up! Why are you bothering us!
Haruka
slapped the tiny pixie. She was flung at Michiru. Michiru opened her
mouth as the pixie woman came nearer, then chomped down on her when
close enough.
Michiru: Mmm!
Yummy!
She said, licking her lips and
rubbing her stomach.
Michiru: Did we
kill the pixie?
Haruka:
You killed it! You ate it!
Michiru's
eyes grew enormous and a giant smile came upon her face.
Michiru:
WE KILLED THE PIXIE!
She screamed
happily, hugging Haruka.
S
title music and title screen
Sailor
Moon S
What Are Those Little Flying Whores!
Birth of the
Michiru Fairies!
Minutes
after Michiru swallowed the pixie, she began to experience stomach
problems and various simultaneous cramps.
Michiru:
I'm beginning to experience stomach problems and various simultaneous
cramps.
She explained.
Haruka:
Are you having your period?
Michiru:
No, it's not my time of the month...
Unable
to hold it in, Michiru wound up puking all over Haruka.
Haruka:
Oh, God, Michi, that's just gross.
Suddenly,
two fairy-like wings sprouted out from her back, tearing through her
shirt. One of the sharply pointed wings poked Haruka in the
eye.
Haruka: Ow, Muthafuckah!
Michiru
let out a disgustingly loud burp, and in an explosion of glittery
dust, Michiru disappeared. Haruka was temporarily blinded by the
speckles.
Haruka: Holy-! Michi?
She
called out, rubbing her eyes. Haruka finally cleansed her eyes and
looked around.
Haruka: Michi? Where'd
you go?
Haruka stood in the middle of
the park, alone. Michiru was nowhere in sight.
Tiny
High-Pitched Voice: Ehehehehe!
Haruka
sharply turned around.
Haruka:
Michi?
Sparkles glittered in the air
around Haruka.
Haruka: What the
fuck..? Where did these come from?
Tiny
High-Pitched Voice: Ehehehehe!
Haruka:
Who is doin' that!
She demanded to
know, highly frustrated. Just then, Haruka felt some sort of presence
behind her. She quickly turned around and caught a glimpse of a teeny
fairy-like being with qualities amazingly similar to Michiru.
Sparkles shot from her butt as she flew around.
Haruka:
Michi!
The newly formed Michiru
Fairy pulled out a small wand and smacked Haruka in the chest with
it. Haruka's breasts suddenly began to grow to an enormous
size.
Haruka: That is not funny!
The
giant growths soon shrunk back the way they once were. Haruka sighed
in relief.
Haruka: For a second
there, I thought I'd have to go for a breast reduction!
Tiny
High-Pitched Voice: Ehehehehe!
Again,
the Michiru Fairy whacked Haruka with her wand. This time, Haruka's
form changed. She shrunk down to a stumpy elf-size and her young and
handsome qualities became old and ugly. The Michiru Fairy drifted
down to the ground and showed Haruka what she had become with a
little Michiru Fairy Mirror, also referred to by all magical
creatures as the 'Deep Ding Dong Mirror'.
Haruka
Elf: God damn you, Michi!
The
shortened Haruka Elf hoped up and down, trying to reach the Michiru
Fairy so she could pummel it, when suddenly, Usagi came walking by
with Luna tagging along.
Usagi:
Wow, Luna! I can't wait to see what Ami-chan invented!
Luna:
Then stop stalling and we'll run!
Usagi:
...I can't.
Luna:
Why not, Usagi-chan?
Usagi:
I... I have... I have a hemorrhoid...
She
whispered.
Luna: What was that? I
can't hear you.
Usagi:
I said I have a hemorrhoid.
Luna:
Speak up, Usagi-chan!
Usagi:
LUNA, ARE YOU DEAF! FOR THE THIRD TIME, I SAID I HAVE A HEMORRHOID
IN MY ASS! IT HURTS MY BUTT WHEN I WALK OR RUN! SO BE PATIENT WITH
ME, OKAY!
By the end of Usagi's
screaming, everyone around her stopped what they had been doing and
stared at her. As Usagi passed by, the Haruka Elf clung to one of
Usagi's dangling shoe laces and climbed up, resting on the cuff of
her pants for the walk to Ami's. The Michiru Fairy also followed,
flying behind Usagi.
When they finally got to Ami's house,
the Haruka Elf hopped off and ran away.
Rei:
What took you so long, Usagi-chan! Ami-chan won't let us see what
she made until everyone was here!
Usagi:
Calm down! I'm here now!
Luna:
She has a hemorrhoid.
Usagi punched
Luna away, then turned to her friends embarrassed.
Ami:
That shouldn't be a problem to fix.
Everyone
looked to Ami. She went out of the room for a second, then came back
with a small object resembling a pen.
Ami:
This is my Hemorrhoid Melting Laser. Just put your ass under the beam
of red light.
Usagi:
Guys, look away!
She shucked her
pants and Ami pointed the laser at the bump. Surprisingly, it worked
and Usagi's problem disappeared.
Usagi:
Wow! That's so cool, Ami-chan!
Makoto:
How did you ever think to create that machine?
Ami:
Oh, I get hemorrhoids all the time.
All:
EEWW!
Makoto:
Anyway, what's that new invention you called us over here to see?
Ami
put down the laser pen and walked over to a large object covered by a
sheet. She pulled off the cloak and yelled with excitement.
Ami:
My cloning machine!
Rei:
What!
Usagi:
Wow!
Makoto:
A cloning machine!
Usagi:
What does it do!
Minako:
Can I go first!
Ami:
LET ME EXPLAIN FIRST, WOMAN!
Minako:
Oh...
Ami:
I have enabled a security lock on it. It only works on ugly girls,
girls with short, ugly haircuts and girls with blue hair. In short -
ME!
Makoto:
So, it won't work on us?
Ami:
Nope.
Minako:
Yeah, I am too pretty.
Ami:
It would probably work on Usagi-chan.
Usagi:
I don't have blue hair!
Rei:
You sure are ugly!
Usagi:
SHUT UP!
Ami:
It'll work as long as you're one of the three
qualifications.
Suddenly, the little
Haruka Elf ran into the cloning machine capsule.
Ami:
I'll demonstrate!
She went over to
the control panel and turned it on, unknowing anything or anyone was
inside the machine.
Ami: Minako-chan,
give me a number between 2 and 10.
Minako:
Okay, I know this... Umm... A HUNDRED!
Ami:
Okay!
She typed '100' into the
'number of clone' slot and activated it. The machine whirred and
sparked. Suddenly, the doors shot open with a loud bang and smoke
poured out of the capsule, filling the room. The smoke slowly
cleared. The Haruka Elf had disappeared from inside the capsule.
Rei:
Why did it do that!
Makoto:
Ami-chan, your invention sucks!
Ami:
I'll have to do some tests!
Rei:
Call us when you invent something useful.
She
said, walking out with Makoto and Minako.
Minako:
Bye, stupid Ami-chan who can't invent for her life.
Usagi
stayed behind.
Usagi: I believe you
can do it, Ami-chan!
Ami:
You really think so?
Usagi:
No. But I'm supposed to be like that.
Ami:
Oh. Wanna go get a hot-dog?
Usagi:
Do you even have to ask?
The two left
Ami's house and walked down the street to the fast food
restaurant.
As soon as the coast was clear, the one hundred Haruka Elves peeked out from their scattered hiding places and ran around Ami's room. The single Michiru Fairy bopped around, giggling at the ugly creatures. The Haruka Elves spotted and tried to attack her, but she evaded them by flying into the cloning machine. The mischievous Haruka Elves closed the door behind her, trapping her inside. A few other Haruka Elves were dancing on the control panel and set the cloning number to 150. After the process was finished, the doors blasted open once again and the Michiru Fairies flew out and through an open window, now free to wander all over town.
When
Ami and Usagi returned to the house, Ami found her room was in a
shambles.
Usagi: What a mess!
The
blue-haired girl shrugged.
Ami: I
must be a basketball.
Usagi:
I am insulted!
She yelled, slapping
Ami across the face. Then she grabbed her school bag and stormed
out.
Usagi: Mama, I'm home!
She
called, coming in the door. Chibi-usa stampeded down the stairs and
ran into the kitchen. Usagi followed her. Ikkuko stood with a platter
of delicious-looking treats.
Ikkuko:
Eat up! Eat up!
Usagi's eyes were
filled with hunger. She dropped her school bag and she and Chibi-usa
dove at the plate, scarfing up the food.
Ikkuko:
I also brewed some green tea.
Chibi-usa:
TEA! GIMME!
Ikkuko:
What's the magic w-
Usagi:
NOW, MAMA!
As they ate, many little
Haruka Elves crawled out of Usagi's school bag and ran into any
hiding place they could find in the kitchen.
Ikkuko:
Well, I see you girls are hungry. I'll just set this down and you two
can eat until you explode!
Then she
left the kitchen.
They finished pigging out on donuts and tea
hours later.
Ikkuko: And remember to
brush your teeth before going to bed!
Usagi
& Chibi-usa: Yes, Mama.
She went
upstairs while the girls stayed in the kitchen, cleaning their
mess.
Usagi: Well, I'm not going to
brush my teeth!
She boasted.
Chibi-usa replied,
Chibi-usa: I'm not
either!
Ikkuko came running into the
kitchen, swinging her spatula all over the place.
Ikkuko:
WHAT! YOU DON'T WANT TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
Usagi
& Chibi-usa: WUAAAA!
She
whacked Chibi-usa so hard, she flew out of her chair and crashed
through the large kitchen window. Usagi ran around the room crying
and trying to avoid being hit.
Usagi:
MAAMAAAA! WAAAAAH!
The first
chance she got, Usagi bolted out of the room and scrambled up the
stairs. By the time Ikkuko caught up to her, Usagi was in the
bathroom brushing her teeth like she never brushed before. Ikkuko
settled down and smiled at her daughter.
Ikkuko:
Good girl.
As she left on her way to
bed, she said,
Ikkuko: After you
finish doing that, bring Chibi-usa in before any dogs get her. We
don't want to have to go through another nativity with her before
she's twelve.
Usagi:
Hai!
Outside, Chibi-usa lay
unconscious on the cold ground.
Mysterious
High-Pitched Voice: Ehehehehe!
Nearby
blades of grass shook and moved. Shiny speckles gathered around
Chibi-usa's enormous 'do, fluttering around. Just then, the front
door opened and Usagi came outside with a shovel in her hand. She
scooped Chibi-usa up and carried her inside. The tiny glittering
speckles drifted up and into the broken window, entering the house.
Usagi threw the shovel holding Chibi-usa in a corner, then went back
into the kitchen for another donut.
When she got in, she saw
little Michiru's with wings flying around the room. The mischievous
pixies danced on the cakes as well as pulling their own hairs out and
dropping them into the tea. The Michiru Fairies were all around,
misplacing spoons and forks, sitting on the stove burner gossiping,
and sword fighting with toothpicks.
Usagi blinked a few
times.
Usagi: M-Michiru-san?
She
rubbed her eyes.
Usagi: Holy crap, am I dreaming?
On
the other side of the room, a few Michiru Fairies flung a spoonful of
pie at Usagi and hit her right in the face. Usagi screamed and ran
upstairs, yelling for her mother. She pounded on Ikkuko's bedroom
door until she finally came out steaming.
Ikkuko:
GO AWAY! I'M TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FATHER!
She
took another look at Usagi, who was covered in pie.
Ikkuko:
YOU ATE AGAIN AFTER YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH!
Usagi:
But, Mama, listen!
Back downstairs, the Michiru Fairies continued their fun, not worrying about anything - When suddenly, out of a small crack in the wall, Haruka Elves marched out. The Michiru Fairies didn't see them at first, but were soon aware of the dangers. As soon as the Haruka Elves finished their marching, they spread out and tackled the grounded Michiru Fairies. A Haruka Elf came over to the Michiru Fairies sitting on the stove and ignited it, laughing evilly as they fried. Haruka Elves that tackled Michiru Fairies ripped off the mystical creatures' dresses and began to hump them. The Michiru Fairies screamed and tried to fly away, but most could not, as they had been captured by the Haruka Elves. The prisoner fairies were dragged into the wall and never heard from again. The surviving Michiru Fairies flew off to hide.
Usagi and her mother came in
just as the chaos stopped. Only a mess was left behind.
Ikkuko:
What do you want! There's nothing here!
Usagi:
But there were little blue-haired fairy-like creatures in
here!
Ikkuko:
You lie!
Usagi:
No, mama!
Usagi felt something on her
ear.
Tiny High-Pitched Voice:
Ehehehehe!
Usagi:
Did you hear that!
Ikkuko:
No! Now go to bed!
She yelled,
leaving the room and going back to hers.
Usagi:
Stupid little Michiru's..!
Ikkuko:
GO TO BED!
Usagi:
Uh! Hai..!
As the night went on,
strange happenings occurred. Usagi awoke to extremely odd noises. She
could hear soft talking among other sounds behind her. Usagi turned
over and there was a faint scream. She noticed it was a Michiru Fairy
that she had squashed.
Usagi:
AAAAHH! THEY'RE BACK!
Suddenly,
Usagi felt something on her butt. She reached back and felt
something.
Usagi: What the
hell..!
The Michiru Fairies had
constructed a castle inside Usagi's butt crack. She tried to reach up
and pull it out, but it didn't budge. Usagi ran into the bathroom and
sat on the toilet, trying to push it out that way. It also didn't
work.
Usagi: Well, if I have to deal
with this shit, so do my friends!
She
turned on her watch communicator and called the others over.
Usagi
snuck outside and waited for her friends. When they all arrived, each
of them had something to say about the abrupt early morning
bother.
Minako: Like, what do you
want, Usagi-chan! It's like, soo almost like... Morning!
Setsuna:
It IS morning, you airhead!
Minako:
Like, all the more reason why I SHOULDN'T be here!
Makoto:
So, what did you need us here for, Usagi-chan?
Rei:
I hope for YOUR sake, it's not a stupid reason!
Usagi:
It's an emergency! There are little flying Michiru thingies in my
room!
Ami:
Usagi-chan, I think you've you been watching too much
television.
Usagi:
I'm telling the truth!
They all
looked at her skeptically.
Usagi:
Here, I have proof! They built a castle inside my butt!
She
bent over, pulling down her pants and opening her crack.
Makoto:
Oh, that's gross!
Minako: And like,
THE SMELL! GAG!
Rei:
USAGI!
She screamed, smacking Usagi
over the head,
Rei: What are you
thinking!
Ami:
Wait!
Everyone was silent.
Ami:
There seems to be something in there.
Minako:
Yeah. Like, an UNWIPED ASS.
Setsuna:
No, I see it, too!
Ami crouched down
and moved in closer.
Ami: It really
DOES look like some sort of erection.
Minako:
Did you just like, say 'erection!'
Makoto:
PENIS!
Usagi:
Mamo-chan's here!
Setsuna:
Miss smarty pants has a potty mouth.
Just
then, there was a loud crash from inside Usagi's house. Usagi jumped
up, pulling her pants back up.
Makoto:
What the hell was that!
Usagi's
mother and father were heard screaming from inside.
Setsuna:
Let's not hesitate...
She said,
trying to avoid Sailor Moon cliché.
Once inside, the
screaming had stopped. The girls walked into the silent
darkness.
Usagi: SCARY!
Rei:
Whatsa matter, Usagi-chan? Afraid of the dark?
Usagi:
YES!
She shouted, frightfuly.
Ami:
Well then just turn on the lights.
Makoto:
I knew she was the brains!
Minako:
Yeah, like, totally smart thinking, Ami-chan!
They
said, sarcastically. Setsuna felt around for the light switch and
flicked it on.
Ami: The room is
empty!
The girls all looked at her
wierd.
Rei: Did... You expect to see
something in here?
Setsuna:
Let's split up.
She
suggested.
Setsuna: Ami, Minako, you
two check the kitchen. Rei, Mako, you'll take the basement. Usagi and
I will check upstairs.
They all
agreed to her instruction. Except Minako.
Minako:
Like, WHY do I have to be HER partner! Couldn't you have stuck her
with like, Mako-chan!
Makoto:
Hey, hey, hey! NO.
Setsuna:
I have green hair. Therefore, you shall obey me!
Minako
sighed.
Minako: Fine. But, like, she
better not like, touch me or anything!
They
both went off into the kitchen as everyone else went where they were
instructed.
Minako: Oh my God,
like, NASTY with a capital N-A-S-T-why on Earth am I IN HERE! This
is the like, narghliest, grungiest, dirtiest place I've ever been
in!
Ami:
Hmm, yes, it DOES seem like this family needs a lesson in how to
clean up.
Minako:
Like, EXCUUUSE ME, did I like, ASK you?
Ami:
Why are you being so mean to me?
Minako:
How can I like, make this sound nice?
She
said, placing her hand on her hip, thinking of what to say.
Minako:
I don't like, LIKE you. I think you're annoying, bragging, unpopular,
and the gag-me-with-a-spoon ugliest... THING I've ever seen!
Then
she flicked her long blonde hair back and walked out of the kitchen
with a snoty look on her face. Ami began to cry as she stood alone in
the messy room.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the house at
the top of the basement stairs,
Rei:
I'm not going down there.
Makoto:
Why not, Rei-chan?
Rei:
There might be rats or something! Who knows what kinda crap lives in
Usagi-chan's basement!
Makoto:
So you're scared?
She questioned,
turning to Rei with a devilish grin. Rei stepped back and shut the
door.
Rei: We'll just say nothing was
down there.
Makoto shrugged and
followed Rei down the hall.
Makoto:
Chicken.
Rei and Makoto met up
with Minako in the front hall.
Makoto:
Where's Ami-chan?
Minako:
Like, who cares?
Suddenly, there was
a loud scream from upstairs. Everyone's attention was caught as they
stared up at the dark staircase.
Usagi:
Mama! Papa! Why did you include Shingo and Chibiusa into your bondage
sex!
She screamed, standing in the
doorway of the bedroom. Setsuna tried to look away, but was too
turned on by the sight of a grown man and woman as well as a little
boy and girl tied up in sexual positions all over the room. Ikkuko
tried to scream, but a gag was placed around each of them's
mouths.
The rest of the four girls raced over just then and
saw everything.
Makoto: Is incest
considered a crisis for the Sailor Senshi?
But
before anyone could answer her, a Haruka Elf crawled out of
Chibiusa's buttcrack. Another shimmied out of Usagi's father's
urethra and bared it's sharp teeth.
Minako:
Nasty much!
Setsuna:
That's gotta be wrong!
As the girls
stood looking around in disbelief, Haruka Elves popped up all over
the room. Rei put her hands on her hips and let out a quick
"Huh!".
Rei: Well, what do
you know. It really WAS an emergency!
Usagi:
DUH, Rei-chan! If only you were as smart as me! What, are you
Dyslexic? Like "Doi! Doi!"!
Rei:
Shut up, you twit!
The Haruka Elves
growled and glared, inching closer and closer.
Setsuna:
Am I the only one that noticed that they all seem to look like
Haruka?
The girls leaned in and got a
better look at the creatures.
Usagi:
How scary!
Ami:
They sure don't look friendly.
Setsuna:
PLUUTO PLANETO PAWAA, MEIKKU APPU!
After
she transformed, Pluto quickly used her attack.
Sailor
Pluto: DEADO SCREAM.
It blew up half
the room and flung Usagi's family from the second floor bedroom to
the front yard below.
Sailor Pluto:
Now's your chance!
Usagi:
For... What?
Minako scoffed.
Minako:
Minna, like don't just stand there! Like, Henshin yo!
Usagi:
MUUN KURAISHISHU PAWAA,
Ami:
MAAKYUURI SUTAA PAWAA,
Rei:
MAAZU SUTAA PAWAA,
Makoto:
JUPITAA SUTAA PAWAA,
Minako:
VINAASU SUTAA PAWAA,
All:
MEIKKU APPU!
Within seconds,
Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus were ready. Meanwhile, Sailor Moon
was still in the process of transforming.
Sailor
Pluto: Does she always take this long?
Sailor
Mars: She's not ready YET!
Sailor
Jupiter: Is she ever?
Mars sighed.
Five minutes later, Sailor Moon was finished.
Sailor
Moon: Alright, you nasty creatures! I'm Sailor Moon and I'm here
to-
Sailor
Mars: No! You wasted enough time with your hour-long henshin!
Sailor
Moon: Gosh, Mars, you don't have to ruin it for me ALL THE
TIME!
Suddenly, the room began
to rumble and shake. A loud piercing screech echoed from down the
hall.
Sailor Venus: Like, what the
hell is that!
Mercury clicked on her
visor and began to analyze the noise.
Sailor
Mercury: Odd. My technological resources tell me that's Michiru-san's
voice.
Sailor
Moon: In case you can't hear right, Mercury, it sounds like MORE THAN
ONE VOICE!
Pluto peered out the
bedroom door and saw a flood of flying fairies zooming toward
her.
Sailor Pluto: HOLY FUCKIN'
SHIT!
She closed the bedroom door
and placed a chair in front as a barricade.
Sailor
Mars: What's wrong!
She
frantically asked Pluto, keeping an eye on the fierce-looking elves.
One the other side, the Michiru Fairies barged at the door, trying to
gain entrance. Jupiter and Moon stood around Mercury as she typed on
her mini computer.
Sailor Jupiter:
The suspense is killing me!
Sailor
Venus: Does like, anyone have a nail file?
Sailor
Mercury: I GOT IT!
Sailor
Venus: Eww, I wouldn't use YOUR nail file if you payed me.
Sailor
Mercury: No, no, no. I found out why there are so many duplicated
voices of Michiru!
Sailor
Pluto: Well hurry up and tell us! That chair won't keep them out
forever!
Sailor
Mercury: Well, Michiru-san must've eaten a pixie, which caused her to
morph into a fairy herself. She then used her mystical magical powers
to disfigure Haruka-san. And when I was demonstrating my cloning
machine, the original Michiru Fairy and Haruka Elf flew in and were
affected by it's rays, causing them to obviously clone.
Sailor
Moon: Your... Computer told you ALL THAT!
Mercury
nodded.
Sailor Mercury: Now don't you
wish YOU had one one of these?
Sailor
Jupiter: Then it's YOUR fault we're in all this!
She
screamed as she jumped onto Sailor Mercury and began beating her to a
pulp.
Just then, the door flew off its hinges and the swarm of
Michiru Faries invaded the room, screeching their high-pitched
laughter.
Sailor Venus: Ugh! Grody to
the max! They're going up my nose!
Sailor
Pluto: AAH! My EYE! One of them friggin fairies poked me in the
EYE!
Sailor
Mars: What'll we do! There's too many of them!
Jupiter
continued to pummel Mercury.
Sailor
Jupiter: Damn you! This is all your fault! You and your fuckin'
cloning machine!
The Michiru Fairies
became more and more violent toward the Senshi with every
encounter.
Sailor Mars: I can't take
it! BAANINGU MANDALA!
The rings of
fire blasted forth, but did no damage as the fairies dodged every
one. On the other side of the room, the door opened and Luna came in
with a giant Pixie Stick in her mouth.
Luna:
Sailor Moon! Use this!
She tossed the
Pixie Stick to Sailor Moon. A stampede of Haruka Elves charged at
Sailor Moon.
Sailor Moon: WUAA!
Just
then, a red rose landed on the floor in front of the herd of elves.
They all stopped at looked around. Tuxedo Kamen stood on Sailor
Moon's bed with another rose in hand, ready to attack.
Sailor
Moon: Tuxedo Kamen-sama!
Tuxedo
Kamen: Use your new attack, Sailor Moon!
All
the Senshi directed their attention to Sailor Moon.
Sailor
Mars: New attack!
Sailor
Venus: That is like, soo unfair. When was the last time I got a new
attack!
Sailor
Pluto: We're not as important obviously...
Luna:
Everyone, shut up! She's about to use the legendary Pixie Sparkle
attack!
Sailor Moon gripped the
Pixie Stick in her two hands and held it out in front of her. The
Haruka Elves resumed running at her, while others still tackled the
rest of the Senshi.
Sailor Mars:
TODAY, Sailor Moon!
Sailor
Moon: RAINBOW SUGAR PIXIE ANNIHILATION!
The
Pixie Stick exploded and sugar flew everywhere, disintegrating all
the cloned Michiru Fairies like salt would a slug. Michiru grew back
to her original self and fell to the floor. Haruka was also returned
to normal as Michiru's fairy magic wore off and the clones
disappeared.
Sailor Pluto: Well,
that was interresting.
Sailor
Venus: Like, now it's official. Haruka-san and Michiru-san are like,
total freaks.
She said, looking down
at the two unconcious women.
Tuxedo
Kamen: Goodbye.
Sailor
Jupiter: Wait a sec!
She yelled,
getting off of the bloody, bruised, half dead Sailor Mercury.
Sailor
Jupiter: Where the HELL do you think you're going!
Tuxedo
Kamen: If you must know, I'm off to the gay bar. Ta ta, ladies!
And
with that, he was gone in seconds. The six girls watched as the caped
man ran down the street like a valley girl.
Sailor
Mars: And when I first met him, I was convinced he was straight. What
was I thinking?
Sailor
Moon: Well, I better go untie my family.
THE END
Sailor
Moon: Today we learned that Pixie Sticks can be very dangerous! How
scary! And to think I used to sniff them all the time!
Sailor
Venus: Pssh, I learned that like, in this show, ANYTHING can be
turned into something magical to defeat an enemy.
Luna:
That's what makes our show special!
Sailor
Moon: Ahem. MY show. Sailor Moon says!
