If Only… You Were Back
LMY: I'm sooo sorry this is late. I seem to have run out of ideas. But I will try as hard as possible to make this fic as enjoyable as possible.
Tidus: You know how you could make it more enjoyable?
LMY: How?
Wakka: By turning Tidus back.
LMY: ::does a thinking pose:: That sounds like a good idea. I will do that… just not this chapter. Enjoy!
Chapter Four
Wakka had some how managed to escape from the water fight and was sitting on his towel. Lulu, Saea, Yuna and Rikku were still having a water fight; laughing the whole time. Saea slowly headed back to the beach and sat down next to Wakka.
"Having fun?" He asked.
"Yeah." Saea looked up into the sky. "I love it here. So peacefully."
Wakka laughed. "Yeah until Rikku gets here." Saea laughed with him. It wasn't long till the other three came out of the water. Behind them then sun was slowly descending through the sky; it's destination the sea.
"Are any of you hungry?" Asked Lulu.
At that Rikku jumped to Lulu's side. "Well you know I'm always hungry." She said in a husky voice.
Lulu pushed Rikku lightly. "Not for that you perverted little girl." Rikku crossed her arms across her chest and pouted.
"Big meannie." Lulu just smiled at her.
"I think we should head back for dinner." Yuna suggested. The group packed up their stuff and headed back to the village. Rikku pulled Saea into Lulu's hut.
"You're helping us make the dinner."
"What about Wakka?" Protested Saea
"He can't cook to save himself." Said Rikku dragging Saea with her. Lulu and Yuna followed behind and entered the hut. Wakka waited outside. He had been banned from cooking ever since he burnt all the food about a year ago. Wakka smiled at the memory. Kimahri stood outside with Wakka. Ronso's didn't know how to cook either. They ate raw meat or fruit, so they didn't need to know how to cook.
"Ahhh!" Saea came running out of the hut with a light flame on her bra and put it out.
"What happened?" Asked Wakka.
"I set it on fire so Lulu set me on fire. I have been banned." Wakka laughed lightly. "Isn't this weird though. It kind of prove that men can't cook. Because technically I am still a guy."
"Ronso's don't cook." Said Kimahri.
"Yeah you are a guy but you body thinks you're a girl. In all senses." Said Wakka noticing that Saea was bleeding. "You're bleeding by the way."
Saea's eyes widened. "What?" She looked down and saw the blood running down her legs. She ran back to Lulu's hut. "Lulu, Rikku, Yuna help me."
Wakka had to bite his lip to stop himself laughing. He did feel sorry for Saea. Being a boy stuck in a girl's body isn't really a good thing. There was a loud girly scream from Lulu's hut and Wakka guessed it must have been Saea. "That's gross." Shouted Saea. Wakka could hear Lulu, Rikku and Yuna laughing.
Not that long later Saea came out of the hut, upset. Wakka hugged her and tried to comfort her. "Are you okay?" He asked.
Saea nodded into Wakka's chest. "I'm okay. I just can't believe all this is happening to me. First I come back as a girl, just because Bahamut hates me. Then I get a period just like all the other girls. And all I ever really wanted was for you to kiss me." Saea sobbed and brushed away a few tears. Wakka smiled slightly.
If Saea was a boy then she wouldn't have had to go through all of this. If all Saea wanted was a kiss then Wakka would happily give it.
Wakka lifted up Saea's chin and kissed her. "Aww." Said Rikku. Wakka and Saea broke the kiss and looked at Rikku.
Beside Rikku, Yuna looked like a little girl about to have a temper tantrum. But she cooled down and forced a smile. Only Saea noticed this and she felt guilty. It was her fault Yuna was like this. All her fault. But Saea wasn't given time to dwell on it. The next moment Shiva and Bahamut appeared. Bahamut looked positively depressed, while Shiva on the other hand was practically jumping.
"Guess what?" She said happily.
"You've found a way to turn me back?" Asked Saea. "Took you long enough." She said as a after thought.
'Saea's having mood swings already.' Thought Wakka.
Shiva pouted. "No fair. You're not supposed to guess right." Now it was Saea's turn to jump about. Shiva stopped pouting. "Get changed into your normal clothes and meet us at the shore." With that Shiva and Bahamut disappeared.
Saea ran straight into Wakka's hut and got herself changed. Wakka was as happy as Saea. He was glad he would have the old Tidus back. The one he fell in love with. Wakka waited outside for Saea. Saea quickly got dressed and met Wakka outside. The whole group walked down to the beach. Shiva and Bahamut appeared.
"All ready?" Asked Shiva. Saea nodded. "Great! Go into the sea and leave the rest to Bahamut."
Saea glared at the little boy. "I don't trust him."
Shiva smiled. "Don't worry I'm here to make sure everything works out fine. Now go." Saea did as she was told. Slowly she walked through the water till it was at her hip. "Perfect." Shouted Shiva. Saea turned to face all her friends. She smiled at Wakka. Finally they could be together properly.
Back on the beach Shiva tapped Bahamut's shoulder. "Now it's your turn." Bahamut sighed. He put his hands out to the side. His body seemed to glow and light shone from him. The light got brighter so that Bahamut couldn't be seen. The light got bigger and changed shape. It was much larger and Yuna thought she recognised it. The light began to fade leaving Bahamut in his Aeon form. The dragon breathed in, deeply. When he breathed out the flames from his overdrive shot at Saea.
The flames danced with the water and surrounded Saea. They encircled her in dark blue. While the water circled her, Bahamut changed back to his boy form. After a while the water died down. Saea was now Tidus. Tidus looked around him then walked back to the beach. He looked confused and lost. Wakka ran up to Tidus and hugged him. "You're back to normal Tidus." Tidus pushed away from Wakka. He looked at Wakka as if he had grown another head.
"Who are you?" He said. "And how do you know my name?"
LMY: Mwahahaha!
Tidus: I'm a boy again.
Wakka: Yeah but you seem to have lost your memory.
Tidus: Yeah that sucks. Why?
LMY: Plot bunnies invade my mind. I have no idea what I'm going to come up with next. Please review. And I'm sorry about the lateness of this. I have a bad memory and writer's block. Not a good mix. Please review.
